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God help us!

How about telling him you're engaged?!

Very funny

Yes you can. But....






What you don't know is that fruits are appetisers. If you eat fruits for dinner, you'd most likely wake up in the middle of the night hungry. Then you'd have to fix yourself a meal.



So, if you're a busy bee, or if your kitchen is far from your room, you can buy bread and sardine, and fix yourself a sandwich, or a toast bread.

Has the pain stopped?

NB: It was less likely rheumatism, since the pain was localized.

Now I believe Nigeria is the most popular black nation in the world.

This dimwit must have been drunk the day he heard the voice in his head, and misconstrued the voice for God's.


How on earth will God tell you an ethic bigot will continue to preside the country when Fulani herdsmen are killing Christians, farmers and he's doing nothing about it?



What a joker?!

Two questions:


How old is she?

Is she hairy?



There are some factors responsible for secondary amenorrhoea.

1. Pre-Menopausal or Menopausal condition, if she's above the age of 38 and 45 respectively.

2. PolyCystic Ovarian Syndrome(PCOS). A hormonal imbalance condition.


3. Hyperprolactinaemia. A very high level of prolactin in the blood.




Insist she sees a gynaecologist in time.

It's quite disheartening.



R.I.P

They "Must" buy him a private jet?

I would have explained evolution to you, but I realised you still won't get it.

They let him go not because of his incompetence, but because of their low returns. They can't afford to pay him as before.




If you worked with them for 1yr, that's enough to earn you a work experience.


Detail your CV with your experience in that organisation. If your new employer was to call your past employers for confirmation and commendation, so long you weren't relieved of your duties for negative reasons, that won't edge you out.


The stone the builder rejected, may become the chief corner elsewhere.

Messi had lifted his in the past. Messi lifted more trophies before Ronaldo.


2017 was Ronaldo's turn. Messi wasn't disturbed because he had lifted them earlier.


Next year, it's Messi's turn again.

Yes it's compulsory.


If you were the only motorist on the road, it would not have been compulsory since the only accident you can cause is to yourself.


But since there are other motorists on the road, you have to insure your car in case of first party accident(you get bashed), or 3rd party accident( you bash someone else).

Sensible Nigerians won't give the APC led administration that time they seek to effect further change. You want to know why?


Just within 3yrs, many lives were lost in the hands of Fulani herdsmen, and the president didn't deem it fit to condemn the massacre, and set up a special task force to curtail the excesses of these Fulani herdsmen. It means millions of lives would be lost if given that time the APC seek.


Just within 3yrs, the price of rice and petrol inflated from N9,000 to N16,000, N97 to N145 respectively. It means rice would become unaffordable, a litre of petrol would cost much more than a pint of blood if given that time the APC seek.



Just within 3yrs, 90% of federal executives and M.D.A. are Fulanis. It means the Fulanis would become the Ooni of Ife, the Oba of Benin, and the Oba of Lagos, if given that time the APC seek.



The time Nigerians are willing to give the APC led administration is the time to leave the mantle of leadership and go learn good governance. When they''ve been certified as good leaders, then they can try again.



But for now, Nigerians need a real change (well educated young leaders with drive and vision to lift Nigeria from the 4th world nation the Buhari led government ditched us into, to a 2nd world nation, or a 3rd world nation we were prior to the APC led government).


It's either that, or a refurbished past(PDP governance).

Jungle justice for animals.

This thing is not a human, but an animal.
And as so, he deserves jungle justice.

Have they ever prayed for Nigeria and Nigerians?



Well, their prayers will be on a long queue, just as people are in filling stations.


We all know God is fair, he will have to answer the prayers of Nigerians queuing for hours, days, and weeks, in filling stations, before he answers the prayer of those staff in Aso rock.

All loan schemes come with collaterals.

Many loan schemes come with interest




The only bodies that may give loans or grants without collaterals are governmental credit or empowerment bodies like SURE-P, and the likes.

First world country!



China has a population of over 1.5billion, and there has never been a reported case of fuel scarcity.

China is busy unveiling technological advanced machinery, Nigeria is busy unveiling fuel scarcity.



If China is a country, Nigeria is a village.

She has a point on one hand. And on the other hand, she has no point.


The one hand..... You can't know the taste of coconut if you've never tasted it. So, for ladies with no sexual experience, they wouldn't have to compare the sexual prowess of their man after marriage, since they have no experience of sex before marriage.


The other hand..... For ladies who have sex before marriage, they don't have to wait till after marriage before comparing his sexual prowess with their exes?! They compare before the marriage, and decide if he's good enough, than after the marriage?


Fidelity is embedded in one's integrity. A virgin without integrity would likely cheat after marriage, than a sexually experienced person with integrity.

Many didn't see that coming.

Great surprise though!

Better late than never!


This was about the age Abraham and Sarah had Isaac. Who knows, God may just remake that same wonder in this couple.


Happy Married Life papa and mama! May you live the rest of your lives fulfilled.

How is "N16,000" a bag of rice, from "N9,000", heroic of this regime?

How is "N145" a litre of petrol, from "N97", heroic of this regime?

How does keeping silent over the killings of farmers, christians, by Fulani herdsmen heroic of this regime?


The truth is, Jonathan's government was constructively corrupt. Buhari's government is destructively, callously, and insensitively corrupt.


I will describe Jonathan's regime as bad. But Buhari's regime is EVIL!



In the absence of good(younger credible candidates with drive and vision), Nigerians would prefer bad to evil.

These are predictions, not prophecies.

Veriongroup:
If you don't like my caption go and write yours

The wise one learns from correction.

Change your caption to 'Remedies to oily skin and oily face'.

I'm sure he knew his days was numbered the moment he decamped to a rival group.



Say no to cultism!

Someone said.. "Dead people don't talk"



If he wasn't featured in the documentary, you should know why!

The Igbos would say... "A huru m gi n'anya"

If relationship was truly the secret to success and happiness, you just have to wonder why "Romeo" and "Juliet" died so early and miserably, and also wonder why "Jack" and "Rose" died so early and unsuccessfully.


The truth is, "Money" is the secret to happiness!


The like and need for money will make you seek for it in high places.

But the love and want for money will make you keep seeking till you fall off the cliff.


Still, "Money" is the secret to happiness.


FIND IT!

.....

1. Egypt

2. Algeria

3. Ethiopia

4. South Africa

5. Nigeria.

Nigeria should leverage on this rise in crude oil price by exporting more barrels to swell her crude oil account.