₦airaland Forum

Three less thieves to worry about.

I got the message as well yesterday. I dialled the code *449*1# several times but the requests failed. I called the customer care for help. I was told to wait.

Lo and behold, I got a message this morning that my free data has been activated. I checked with *559# and saw 500MB.

Good gesture from the best network provider in Nigeria, MTN!

Just two rooms..




The kitchen and the other room.

If you were an examiner, What would you do to a candidate who cheats in an examination? Pass or fail him?

Here's a hypothesis.....


.B*h*ri "had" been having health issues for quite sometimes. He went on an emergency treatment in London when his health deteriorated. The doctors tried all they could but their efforts were futile as he didn't respond to treatment. He probably p*s**d on some days after his arrival. Islamic rite compelled the cabal to secretly fly him in to the country, taken to D*ura to be l**d to r*st.

Now, the cabal knew the VP would immediately be sworn in as the president if the news of his dem*s* is made public. That would see them out of government, and broke, since the anti-corruption policy of Bu**ri didn't give them the chance to loot. Thus, the cabal tries so hard to conceal the truth, in order to buy time to loot the treasury as quick as they can before the smoke finds its way out from the chimney.


It's just a hypothesis though.

It's not a case of murder, since the decease intruded by going to the couple's home. It's neither a 2nd degree murder as well. It's a case of self defense if truly the deceased went to confront the couple without first reporting the environmental hazard to the ministry of environment or the police.


The couple should get a competent lawyer to prove to the court it's a case of self defense with no motive of committing murder.


On a second thought, I just remembered what country we are.

You violate his/her fundamental right of phone privacy when you do that..

Albeit, most guys and ladies live two lives, tell true lies. Rather than pick and check her phone without her consent, you could ask to use her phone, and let her response give her in, or give her out.

Any lady who has nothing to hide would always play her cards open.

Any lady who has something to hide would always play her cards closed.


NB: You die faster when you see what's going to kill you, than when you don't.

Modern day Eve in the garden of Eden just before she ate the apple.

Full recovery in old age is less likely. The fact has already been established, he's no longer fit to preside.


The senate should move to secure the nation. An impeachment should be initiated on the grounds of ill health. The acting president should be sworn in.

Even a baby knows something is wrong. There's a kind of conspiracy to cover up his unfitness* or incapacitation* or dem**e* so as to buy time to quickly loot the treasury.


For the sake of national security, if the presidency fails to convince the citizens the president is hale and hearty within 5days, the senate should begin the proceeding of an impeachment, and immediately swear in the vice president, Yemi Osibanjo, as the new president.

You kids spilling trash, don't you have school homework to do?



Money isn't everything. It's a shame for a girl to have sex in public. It has reduced her to an animal. And if she won, it would make her a N25m animal.

Anyone has a lion cub up for sale?


I love lions.

I don't do religion. But speaking from experience, it's wrong to indulge in pre-marital sex. When you eat your meat before your food, you may get fed up of eating after few wallows.

Sex should proceed marriage, not precede.

With his frail health?

What are other cripples still waiting for? Let them rush down there to touch the remains.

He eventually realised no one was ready to die for him.


Well, I still commend him for accepting to step down.

Comical, yet true.

There's hunger in the land. The president is not to be blamed. We're to be blamed. Everyone who voted a man with zero knowledge of how to run an economy is to be blamed.


The question is, how long will Nigerians endure the suffering?!

Mavrodians, the only help you'll get is this piece of advice.....



...Move on! A prisoner in a North Korea detention camp has a better chance of escaping the camp, than a mavrodian getting his GH.



Mistakes are inevitable in life. You've made one, sob if you'd have to, have a grip, then move on!

Even God believes in a fight.
You can ask angel Michael about it!

It's a sin to die without a fight!

The best way to fight bad is with evil!!!


When the herdsmen realise that christians have stocked MG16s, AK49, Rock launcher, and countless rounds of ammunition, I'm sure they'll lead their cattle to the desert.

When a thief comes to your house, welcome him you hear!


Can't believe a you fellas cldnt understand what he meant.

What he meant was, violent douses violent. When a fulani herdsman enters a church, are you going to welcome him with communion? Hell no! You treat him with his intention. Period!!

Lol

Orthodox

Those GHers professing MMM for life, are trying so hard to convince naïve fellows to join the scheme, so they can get matched and bail out, and leave the naïve entrants trapped in the system.



If there was a market where sense is sold, I'd buy lots of it and give it out to naïve fellows.

vodutive:
the kind of dumb comments you only read from Nigerians. Everything is reduced to a spititual or religious angle instead of engaging the brain and we wonder why the country is in shambles.

Clearly, your IQ is lower than that of a d*nk*y.

Mere sarcasm, you couldn't discern. Mere humour, you couldn't understand.

NaWetinDey:
And you forget that there are people who interpret tongues as well.

Where's your sense of humour?!

So who are those marrying very low income earners......., female shadows?

"If e no be panadol, e no fit be like panadol"



But then, this generation has made God regret destroying Sodom and Gomorra. We've made that city look too decent.

If that's the case, people should start chatting in "tongues" to spiritually encrypt their chats.