₦airaland Forum

inositol88:
is dat a suggestion or a a concrete fact?

Just being sarcastic.



Actually, I personally believe humans evolved. Contrary to religious beliefs that humans(Adam and Eve) were created, humans actually evolved from apes. I mean, why on earth would apes(chimps, gorillas, orangutans) bear great resemblance with man?!



Also, I've wondered why God had to cause a confusion in communication among the dimwits who decided to build a tower that would stand so tall into heaven, so they could see God. It was said that God caused a language confusion among the dimwits. I mean, the story doesn't add up. No one would survive an altitude of 20,000metres without a breathing aid, because of the very low level of oxygen. So why did God budge, when he knew it was impossible to build a tower that would reach the the troposphere, let alone the stratosphere, or mesosphere or thermosphere?

There was mutation along the family line.. How about that?

A heavily pregnant client of mine ran a 100metre race in a fund raising event yesterday. I warned her not to join the race, but she was adamant. She was determined to race. So I let her.

And guess what?







.....She came third.

According to the bible, the thief, who was crucified with christ, asked for forgiveness when he admitted christ at his last moment, and was forgiven.

You want to eat your cake and still have it right?!



Young man, I'd advise you go back to mama and finish your nursing.

Obey your head, your husband!

That's 25% of your annual income. That's prudence.

darbeelicous:
have u met a man from mbisai??

Mbisai? Is that a district in Kenya?



Well, the question wasn't about mbaise money saving culture and prudence, but about things women do better than men generally.

jstriker442:
try yr analysis wit 042, nd see whch is more acceptable. 042 is d actual ans. I'v gone tru this b4 nw

Yea 042 can go as well. I went with 062 because the hint never said 'only' one number is correct.

But I'll humbly agree you're right.

042 then!

In the evolutionary tree of white..



monkey<baboon<goriila<oran-utan <chimpanzee<white.



In the evolutionary tree of black...


monkey<baboon<black<gorrilla<oran-utan<chimpanzee.



Chimpanzees can't beat their own kind the way blacks beat theirs.


Something is terribly wrong with blacks!

So every success is now a doing of the devil right?

When people make it big in life, it means they got their successes from the devil right?



African mentality!

Women save more than men!


Men would readily spend 80% and save 20% of their earnings, while women spend 20% and save 80% of their earnings. This is because men spend more of their earnings on the women.


So women save more than men.

1st hint... One number is correct and well placed(the number is 2. It's placed in the last cell).

2nd hint... One number is correct but wrongly placed(the number is 6, which was placed in the first cell. It should be in the mid-cell to be rightly placed).

3rd hint... Two numbers are correct but wrongly placed(any two number is correct, 0, 6, or 6,2 or 0, 2. It didn't say 'only' two numbers are)

4th hint... Nothing is correct(none of the numbers is correct(so that rules out 7, 3, and 8 )

5th hint... One number is correct and wrongly placed( in the 4th hint, 7 and 8 were ruled out to be correct, leaving '0' as the correct number but wrongly placed in the last cell).

The code is........
















........"062".

Now I'm compelled to call him 'ex-president', because he's longer fit to preside Nigeria.

America that is always referred to as 'Yankee', did she lose her originality?


Naija is a sobriquet for Nigeria, same way "Yankee" and "Jand" are sobriquets for U.S and U.K respectively.

Nice butt after. But just one thing you need to ensure....



...Try not to fall sick, else the butt would flatten. And when you recover, the butt would still remain flattened, until the butt enlargement procedure is repeated.

Kingsley1000:
hypocrite ,would u have said this if it were to be a man ?

If women caught a man who stole, strip him naked, and molest him, yes I would condemn it.


I think you owe yourself an apology for being stupid.

Weird

Money is welcome even if it comes in a dirty sack.


You know, the greatest achievement isn't about bagging degrees and honors. The greatest achievement is making others happy.

If he opted to be a mascot or a clown to make children happy, then he has achieved something great.

I would go in a mascot to make kids happy, if I have to. I know a doctor who's right now working in a farm he owns.

Is he unwittingly asking to 'RIP'?

Naira keeps losing value.



People shouldn't leave money in banks lying idly with a meagre interest. A N1million savings would lose its value at the end of the year with the way naira depreciates.

The wise would head to his bank, get his savings out and invest with it, or buy appreciable assets.

Something is terribly wrong with Africa!


I feel most people in Africa had live a life-before in another realm, but were sent to Africa as their after life due to atrocities in their life before, because Africa looks more like hell.


We're called black not because of the colour of our skin, but the colour of our mind.


This lady could be anyone's mother, sister, aunt, cousin, niece, or friend. If she had millions at home, she wouldn't have given in to the temptation to steal. She stole for a good or bad reason. Humans are liable to making mistakes, it's in their nature. How many of those animals would strip their mothers, sisters, or aunts naked if they stole from them at home?


Civilization is still light year away from Africa.

Mi ri ka shi ta ku ari

[quote author=omitade01 post=53874922][/quote]Your likes are the flies who would follow a corpse to the grave.


The sooner you accept that MMM has crashed, the better for you. You can still use the little you have left to start up a business.

Some kids just don't know when to give up!

Greed is the strongest human feeling.

RIP dear.



Cases like this simply justify jungle justice mete out to armed robbers.

Ingenious!




That's making money idly.

Lovely fruit

Africa and Asia, the two senseless continents.

You couldn't figure that the only way you could have peace was to kill yourself, not your mother.


A clear case of psychosis.