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Spasmic:
Utterly disappointed. Even men who aren't particularly good looking give birth to cute daughters. Otedola comes to mind. Knowing Donald Duke as a handsome man, I unexpected his daughter to be extremely beautiful, but sadly she is the antithesis of beauty. The girl looks like a horse - a malnourished one at that.

You aren't god you know.


When you point a finger appreciating someone, your four other fingers are pointing at you in self appreciation.

When you point a finger condemning someone, your four other fingers are pointing at you in self condemnation.



You have to be perfect to mock others.

The only lesson is that time was wasted enriching another man.


What to do next is become your own boss. Use the experience from your previous job to create a job for yourself, full-time or part-time.

Veriongroup:
there's nothing wrong with the caption

Trust me, there's everything wrong with your caption. It's grammatically wrong.


You don't get rid of (oily) skin or (oily) face. You only get rid of acnes, black spots, stretch marks, B.O, and so on.


You can only get rid of seborrhea( too much oil on the skin/face), but not oily skin nor face. Ok?

KardinalZik:
If it is not Biblical, then IT IS NOT NECESSARY.

Is convocation biblical?

Yet it's necessary! You convocated right?

Did you bother to check the expiry date on the can? You must have drank an expired milk, and it's the reason you're having diarrhea.


Go to the pharmacy, explain to the pharmacist what you're going through. He'll rx and disp metronidazole 400mg.


Next time, "read before you drink".

Doh(doe), Doh(doe).. A female deer


Sound of music.. What a great classic movie.

How credible is this source?
Not all news are real news.

Whatever rocks their boat.

And I guess they weren't born to impress others.

A living football legend

Sijo01:
God will replenish your hustle dear.

I thought "prevention" was much better than "cure".

The UN should close down this country. It has failed woefully.


We're like a mermaid dying of thirst in her kingdom. How can we be an oil producing nation and still be an oil deficient nation? That's a paradox.


Here's how daft the immediate and the past leaderships of this country are...

They sell a barrel of crude oil(159litres of 6 constituent oil) @ $59/N17,000 per barrel)

They later buy a barrel of 1st constituent of the crude, which is PMS, (1 barrel @ $55) + a barrel of 2nd constituent of the crude, which is kerosene, (1 barrel @ $57) + a barrel of 3rd constituent of the crude, which is diesel, (1 barrel at $70), then sum up all they spend importing what they exported @ $59, that would give $182.

They earn $59 per barrel exporting crude oil. They spend $182 importing a barrel of petrol, a barrel of kerosene, and a barrel of diesel.


A mermaid sells her fresh fish at N100. She later buys it back as fried fish at N200.

Isn't she a daft mermaid?

APC= Abject Poverty Creator

The worst ruling party ever in the history of Nigeria!

It's called ''penile lock''.

An innovation towards protecting and safeguarding the most natural valued asset of men

That state is fast becoming a circus. How on earth is television issuance an empowerment? How does one make money with a television set? They want them to start a video game centre, or a football viewing centre?

This is absurd. Aregbesola has lost it. These APC leaders have very low IQs

Edit your caption

That's not retirement benefit, it's detirement* benefit, so to speak.


A nation that can't take good care of her senior citizens is not qualified to be a country.

TherisingCEO:
UK or US used, or naija fairly used.. Webcam, 4GB RAM. Follow come charger. That's all i need in it. Whatever size it is.

I sense you'd eventually end up buying this lap for that low price you asked, only to realize it's a portable DVD player.


4GB RAM, follow come charger, webcam, for 30k? Some fellows eh!

Doesn't it just get worse in this country?

Robbing a private jet just touching down from Turkey? How in the heck did these bandits gain access to the section where the hangars are? Where are the airport securities?
This country is really insecure.


Soon, hoodlums would start robbing private jets in midair.

Just the other day, the Australian police came across a huge python and simply took picture of it.

But here are our soldiers, devouring an animal not on the list of our staple diets.

Comparison between white reasoning and black reasoning.

Anger is a wind that blows out the light of the mind.

Well, the case is a second degree murder, so death sentence is out of it.
What she'll be looking at is a life sentence.


Anger and I have a thick tall wall between us. I don't get angry at all. If you piss me off or offend me, I'll smile, ignore, and walk away.

You are being baited with a cheap offer.


The same car dealer may connive with some bad egg custom officials to confiscate the car from you after the deal has been done. They'll share your money, have the car returned to him to bait another naïve buyer.

There's a big problem with blacks. Nothing good seems right to them. Nothing bad seems wrong to them


A man decides to achieve success the right, clean way, some cynicists are hell bent on looking for wrong reasons for his decision.


Humans may change, facts never change. If you gained admission illegally, when you change(repent from* your sins), the illegal admission wouldn't change. It sticks with you. The fact would still remain that you gained the admission illegally. What you didn't get legally isn't yours. Don't hold on to what isn't yours.

Technically, you don't restitute after repentance, you restitute to show true repentance.

Shey!

Quite sad!

Truly luxurious!

Science does astonishing miracles than religion.

Stop waiting for a breakthrough, be the breakthrough you need.

If you can't create wealth for yourself, then you can't help rake in profit for any employer out there. That's probably why many are unemployed.

Always look for opportunities to seize. Learn to squeeze water out from rocks.


And remember, "money is welcomed even if it comes in a dirty sack. Someone became a multimillionaire running a "shit" business.

lenghtinny:
Fvckking weird...
Psycho doc

What's pyschotic about his self-operation? Didn't you read where he was when his appendix ruptured? Didn't you read there was no surgeon to perform the surgery on him?

He had no choice but to operate himself. That's sheer courage.

God really works in mysterious ways. He never sleeps, he never slumbers. Yet, one of his was in need of his rescue, where was he? Up there looking while she was attacked just to see if she'd lose faith in him?


God should stop working in mysterious ways. It's illogical compare to what a father is meant to do for his daughter in distress.

Let the law take its course. A life for a life. In this case, a life for two.

Two wasted lives in progress.

Nigeria's standard of living to become worse in 2050.