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Nonsense and it's ingredients... Just see how the write up resembles Nollywood movie script, just insert music into the story and a low budget movie is set.
The reactions to the death of Kyari should give you all a preview of what awaits people like you shortly.

Well, technically, Lai may never have lied. Kyari was buried on an empty plot of land in a public cemetery in Abuja. Except of course, he earlier mentioned that dead victims will have to be cremated after handover, which he didn't. They could have had him buried in Asokoro or his hometown but on AMAC property. The only thing we may have to raise eyebrow on is the manner in which he was buried.

pay me just 10k. I will come and tell the both of them professionally.

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if you have any of the children you're close to, why not simply ask such in a carefree manner? It's not exactly an offence that will warrant your eviction from the house...
We are all Africans and that's not an ideal behavior there...

Bluehill1051:
Why don't you help him sometimes?
In my own opinion, you're worse than those children. It is your type that will rather take photos of a dying person than actually saving them.

Are you for real? Someone with full grown children that are up to the task? What if there are diabolical undertone? Well done, Mr undiscerning good Samaritan.

Akunwafor:
Eg: Osedebe, oliver de coque and the rest.


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chatinent:
"This Coronavirus pandemic is a miasma of a deplorable apotheosis, a UFO of a hemorrhaging plutocracy, with Han descent or Chinese orifice, cascadingly oozing into a malodorous excrescences of mobocracy. How can the universe run beserk in a topsy turvy fashion that the utopian projections of public splendour and humongous military accoutrements and armaments of the so called developed nations have fizzled out as an expired bazooka? Who bails the cat? How are the mighty fallen and what deities or terra ferma chichidos can be responsible for this anathema? With all this termagant ossifying proclivities of abracadabra in the toga of unpatented chemical concoctions being brandished as cures and panacea, the terra ferma is headed for avoidable oblivion. How come even our academically knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum? It is not yet uhuru. To your tents Oh Isreal...Que Sera Sera."

Miss Carraghan, is that you? after you were sacked from the hotel in that yoruba film, how have you been coping this Coronavirus season?

The person that cooked up those words need to have his head washed in a stream, using Yoruba black soap, because he needs redemption. You mean that after a president of a small country with limited resources led a full scale assault in enemy territory and still rescued our own soldiers as a booty, you still found a way to cook up words to defend your ceremonial president whom I'm very sure he isn't even aware of this fact...
Well, maybe Coronavirus is now crawling into people's brain these days...

kramer:
Seun, your note on the USA is somewhat misleading (For lack of a better word to use). I believe the reason for the insane New York figure is because it is a densely populated city which is very unclean. Anyone that's been to New York will tell you this. It has nothing to do with the temperature.

By the way, Florida also has quite high figures (11,545) with temperatures between 27C to 32C at the moment.

Population density and hygiene aside, other factors leading to the huge numbers include the availability of testing and, most importantly, the parameters that dictate who gets tested. For example, in South Korea they are able to test 90k people a day which equates to more cases identified. In Nigeria we probably only have the capacity to test 1000 a day which leads to fewer cases identified. On top of that, there's the criteria for testing which feeds into who gets tested. In Nigeria, one of the key factors is that you need to have returned from overseas and showing symptoms before being tested; or you must have a proven connectIon with someone who tested positive. Therefore, a simple Nigerian man who caught the virus from a returnee by chance (say in a market) could have the virus and be showing symptoms but, because he never travelled, he won't be tested. In the UK however, once you have a fever and dry cough you WILL get tested. This criteria, coupled with their high testing rate, means that the numbers would far be higher than places like Nigeria.


Edit: confirmation we only carry out 1,500 tests a day.

https://qz.com/africa/1832066/coronavirus-covid-19-testing-in-south-africa-leads-continent/

According to one of these videos, recorded by the Israeli prime Minister, the virus truly may have been out there undetected by the general populace, but immunity is being built. Our immune system in Africa is one of a kind. Eventually the larger populace may become immune overtime. These are all theories anyway.. We never can be too sure

We should not congratulate ourselves just yet. We ought not to be oblivious of the behavior of viruses, especially novel and terminal ones like this, for they tend to mutate.
Even the HIV virus has different strains and it doesn't get inhibited by the same ARV treatment. Research has found over 60 different epidemic strains of HIV-1 in the world.
We can only hope not to see the worst of the Coronavirus, while we stick to safety protocols.

0m0nnakoda:
Georgia in the US has more than 6000
Louisana has more than 12000

Both are in the south and quite hot now
What is not clear is why the US is so badly hit
300000 cases
That would be an apocalypse in Nigeria

I have this theory that the reason the virus spreads rapidly in developed countries is because of their interconnected systems. Everyone relies on these rails, parks, the tube, trains, escalators, lift buttons, door knobs, supermarket trolleys etc. You barely can't do without these interface on a daily basis in the west.
We can't say if the citizens have a good handwashing practice too, hence the reason for the spread.

cruxgemmata:
For me. Its all the conspiracy BS surrounding it. Some dumbass giving us some stories about how China orchestrated the whole thing. Na so e easy to decode things like this.
Very soon dey will say Madagascar in collaboration with Vietnam created malaria.

you're the one who is very dumb, obviously. So it originated from Gabonese Monkeys abi? if it didn't come from China.
China obviously knows much more than it is telling about the novel virus. Do you even know what why there is a 'novel' title in the first place?

id4sho:
Fine Virus

guy, that your dose never complete now... Remember Doctor said to drink it three times daily

it is not very wise to release the names of the affected patients due to stigma. Will you also be happy if it's you and the government puts your full names on punch newspaper tomorrow if you caught the virus?

southniyikaye:
coloured popcorn attracts. More customers and it means more sales

Coloured pop corn attracts sales abi?
Ijekuje loo maa pa e n'tie!
Translated: Na nonsense chop chop go kill you there!

Why not just focus on regular white Pop corn with a lot of milk like normal people do? Why are you colouring innocent pop corn again? I am sure you have been reading or listening to those mad motivational speakers that are advising you to try something different.
You never sell white finish, you now want to sell coloured. As for me, I can't buy if I see such anywhere.

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stupid people. so they also have citizens in other countries. I pray covid-19 virus remember to balance the equation with all of the quarantined because of their xenophobic nature.

Maddh oh! Are you guys now charging helicopter? because I am not understanding something

Dear His Highness SLS, If you have an Android phone , don't waste your time and money. Just share your location. Hire a team of specialists to burst you out by digging a tunnel through your bedroom toilet.
Make sure you put a turbaned dummy figure in the palour television while at it. You know Nigerian security forces are naturally dumb. They will only concentrate on the front door and the compound. Besides, no one is held as surety over you.

Looses pension and gratuity? Like seriously? Where is that in the Bible? I doubt if grace and mercy exists in the dictionary of The Assemblies Of God

Wetin Coronavirus no go see on world tour. Shey glo don dey use snail do internet advert now nii.

The man is trying sha. I even give credence to him. However, people in the state claims that the former governor has done more landmark projects than he is currently doing. Infact, many of these projects remain unmatched till today. Just that he regularly pays salary unlike his predecessor who doesn't.

The new financial act signed January this year stipulates that

Audio concept. Up till now, Second Niger Bridge, not finished. Lagos - Ibadan rail, unfinished. Lagos light rail, uncompleted. Coastal railway project, stories. 24/7 electricity that they promised, a mirage. Niger Delta cleanup project? Awaiting updates. They have introduced another one again...

nijaomegacode:
I spent #70 to make these.

Can you teach me how to please.

How much are they?

Well, I blame your tribe and your ancestors. You should have been used to do soapy. Wasted kid. You think you can infect us with your rotten notion àbí. After all the largesse you got through parental support , this is how best to repay your parents. See his Kay leg sef.. Keep your stinking advice!

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But wait ó. Didn't the Saudi Arabia ambassador not die recently in the same Turkish hospital in Abuja? Are you thinking what I'm thinking...

chipsypop:
Good day all. Sometime last year I just woke up one morning and noticed a bald patch in the middle of my head overnight. When I googled it I found out that it is called ALOPECIA AREATA and that it has no cure. I learnt that it is caused by the body's defence system fighting the hell cells for no reason.

Pls I would like to know if any Nairalander has experienced this before and how he or she handled it.

Mods Pls move to front page, abeg help a brother

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cRobo:
Yeah its possible

But you and children will be expose and eventually get the HIV

Oga you're not so knowledgeable in this aspect. Yes indeed, @op. There are a set of prophylactic drugs you can use to prevent exposure during sex, especially if your partner has stuck to treatment overtime. You will not be infected, neither your unborn kids. This kind of setup is known as discordant couples

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