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nijaomegacode:
I spent #70 to make these.

Can you teach me how to please.

How much are they?

Well, I blame your tribe and your ancestors. You should have been used to do soapy. Wasted kid. You think you can infect us with your rotten notion àbí. After all the largesse you got through parental support , this is how best to repay your parents. See his Kay leg sef.. Keep your stinking advice!

You pay 1000 and get access to free calls for the month to all numbers associated with the CUG. I know of glo and Etisalat with active CUG subscription. Check their experience centers respectively to buy the number directly

But wait ó. Didn't the Saudi Arabia ambassador not die recently in the same Turkish hospital in Abuja? Are you thinking what I'm thinking...

chipsypop:
Good day all. Sometime last year I just woke up one morning and noticed a bald patch in the middle of my head overnight. When I googled it I found out that it is called ALOPECIA AREATA and that it has no cure. I learnt that it is caused by the body's defence system fighting the hell cells for no reason.

Pls I would like to know if any Nairalander has experienced this before and how he or she handled it.

Mods Pls move to front page, abeg help a brother

Experienced this sometimes back. Go and buy hair cream and Indian hemp. Melt the cream and mix with the dry hemp, then stir well till it blends. Once cool, apply sparingly you see results

cRobo:
Yeah its possible

But you and children will be expose and eventually get the HIV

Oga you're not so knowledgeable in this aspect. Yes indeed, @op. There are a set of prophylactic drugs you can use to prevent exposure during sex, especially if your partner has stuck to treatment overtime. You will not be infected, neither your unborn kids. This kind of setup is known as discordant couples

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Which city are you in? They are quietly upgrading their 4g band to the more acceptable one but they are very hush hush about it

Op you forgot fishes. There are a number of freshwater fishes found only in Nigeria.

You people will never watch National Geographic Channel láyé! It is African magic that you will all be watching, where they be witch families, then when the thing enters the head, we will see wierd topics on Nairaland Frontpage.
In South Africa now, they have someone they call to catch snakes and release them back into the wild to preserve biodiversity. Here in Nigeria, it ends up in someone's pepper soup pot, much to the delight of one certain Nairaland mod.

DrChukki:
That's bad actually... But where's the place of forgiveness Christ taught us.

Asking people not to employ them is the idea I don't buy into.

We are all children of God. Anyone can fall into sin, but that doesn't mean God won't forgive us if we genuinely ask for forgiveness.

Asking the church members not to sympathize with them is like refusing a sinner that comes for altar call.

Papa should please consider them. They were Christians before they became church officials. So they can be forgiven by both God and man.

After all, No one is 100% innocent of crime.

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DrChukki:
That's bad actually... But where's the place of forgiveness Christ taught us.

Asking people not to employ them is the idea I don't buy into.

We are all children of God. Anyone can fall into sin, but that doesn't mean God won't forgive us if we genuinely ask for forgiveness.

Asking the church members not to sympathize with them is like refusing a sinner that comes for altar call.

Papa should please consider them. They were Christians before they became church officials. So they can be forgiven by both God and man.

After all, No one is 100% innocent of crime.

Oga Nicodemus, you can request for their CV's and employ them in your company OK. Shebi you want to be righteous...
You mean people that stole from the church should be given a warm handshake and chocolate àbí, let's even elect them into power

How long does the yakata offer last on new sims

That is rather unethical and reactionary. Competition is the essence of an open market. Up your game!

designking:
What kind of name is this, Amotekun?

It is a Yoruba word for the leopard. Literally translated One who knows as much as the Lion.

How to keep people permanently in bondage.
1. Be stupid. The more stupid you are as a leader, the better your chances of oppression.
2. Weaponize poverty. Let them see themselves being grateful to get "their daily bread". They really don't deserve the nice things of life, do they?
3. Add a religious flair. Afterall, no business beats eternal life marketing. The faithfuls will be dead at the end, so they won't be able to ask for refunds.

Nice episode of a story that never happened. So a top tech firm cannot do background check for a Lagos based staff, accountant at that, but chooses to believe a jealous friend's email to reverse an HR decision. How did people even believe these stories? Some are even congratulating themselves for having a pHD in social media ethics...
Hustle ooo, so that you won't be afraid to pepper them on social media. Bleep enemies

ruggedtimi:
which grocery shopping, 50% are window shoppers and 40% are there for pictures. Remaining 10% other reasons

Dey there dey dull yourself. Like you truly said, if those 50% window shoppers drop just 100 naira for pop corn for example, that's something big and worth smiling to the bank for.

I thought you guys are still worshipping Akpabio till now, or the veil has finally lifted from your eyes... I could remember as a youth corper then in Akwa Ibom when Akpabio passed with a convoy of about 25 vehicles and I tried to react loudly instead of quietly minding my business. I was almost lynched and physically assaulted in broad day light by Uyo people, for raising my voice against a demigod. (in fact, one man tried to slap me but for my youth corper paraphernalia) They even asked which state I belonged to and stuffs like that.
I can't believe that it is sunset already and Cross River is taking the lead in regional leadership.

Gerrard59:
Your reply doesn't change anything. You are opposed to people attaining first class because your generation had it harder. Use that metric to improve FUTA's academic ranking globally!

Avoid me!

Gerrard59:
According to you, because students from the accounting department are writing "motivational" speeches and graduating with a first class, then standards have fallen? If they didn't graduate with a first class like it was done during your time, then standards haven't fallen, right? With such a criterion for judging how "good" a school is, what's FUTA's rank in the QS, ARWU and The Times Higher Education rankings?

Oga Joy rider, this is an insider thing. Only FUTA Alumnis will understand what I just said. Mind your business next time okay.

Congratulations! FUTA has really changed alot and the standards have rolled backwards. Back in the days, those of us in SAAT keeps quiet when those in SET and SEMS are talking. You don't even talk, no matter your CGPA. Now Accounting students are giving motivational stories.

Let the Emir go and watch Game of Thrones, Season 1. Let him just bend a knee already to avoid a repetition of what happened to Lord Stark. In the game of Thrones, you win or you die

Very commendable efforts. Only that she should remove that annoying golden shine shine something from the tree and go and burn it. I really hate that thing.

Aufbauh:
He who laugh last, laugh the best.
I'd remember when Saraki was hailed to the high heaven and he was feeling like another god.
Just like angel Lucifer of old he was cast down from the corridor of power and great was his fall.

You know right.. Especially as General Mohammadu Buhari is going to reign forever and ever.

This is really shameful and particularly embarrassing to the body of Christ in Nigeria. From Osofia and Mama Gee being invited guests to a church program and Davido dissociating himself from advert where he claims he put God first in everything...
And to think CAN will be silent over these issues where some charlatans put the name of the church in disrepute.
Are there no Christian celebrities that we can look to for crusade endorsement again, if the program really is a "crusade", or just another another Christian feel good event. That is why we need a revival.

What if this man actually faked his death so he could go enjoy his looted funds somewhere in the Bahamas? Didn't I just hear that the corruption cases were dropped upon his death?

If I were the oba of Benin, I won't have them returned. Rather, I will propose to have royalty from proceeds from the sales of tickets to view those works at the museum forever. Then I will invite the oyinbo man and give him a traditional title in Benin for his honesty.

It shows how liberal a typical yoruba state is. Non-indigenes taking 1st and 2nd position, while the third not being from the host state or so. If it were a northern state, I'm sure only Muslim indigenes would be the top 10.

Rotten childrens. Satan is coming for all of you... Defrauding your innocent parents. @EFCC, take note