₦airaland Forum

Ioannes:
That you have decided to leave this world with your mind gift wrapped the way God gave it to you when you were born isn't my headache.

Thinking for you guys is a herculean task.

I wonder how most of you actually pass your exams in school. No analytical thinking, nothing! Just glued to social media like dummy. Iranu.

looking at your previous posts and seeing how many times you've responded to Adeosun's certificate threads today makes me feel very sad for you. Perhaps she's your benefactor. Sorry ehn, it happens like that once in a while. Take heart. You deserve the pity!

Ioannes:
I guess you're implying that Kemi Adeosun caused that.

How old are you again kiddo? You probably didn't witness the period of the locust under GEJ.

You can only steal so much before the country begins to hemorrhage.

You think building the economy and making it prosper is a day's job?

For your information, Kemi Adeosun not only met a tattered economy reeling from massive looting by the Jonathan administration, she had the uphill task of stopping Nigeria's rapid descend into financial anarchy.

You must have forgotten so soon the forex crisis that Nigeria faced in 2015/16, maybe because you were too young to remember that period.

She pulled your sorry ass from recession caused by Jonathan's lootocracy. The least you can do is be grateful.

will they also pay you for this one too? How much will you get when you reply me and present the screenshots to your paymaster?
It saddens me that some people have brains but can't use it.

Her unthankful actions that brought us the world poverty headquarters trophy, you mean? Imagine if you sent your son to fill a bucket, but he claims he mopped the whole house, repainted the walls, removed the cobwebs and changed all the dead bulbs, except that he forgot to fetch a single drop of water in the bucket, would he still be appreciated? Meanwhile for those that have refused to see the truth, this is before you!

I have no problem with the water scheme, just the name. what is Kamomi Aketi? (let us drink Aketi [Akeredolu's] water). If these useless sets of APC politicians, they will bottle air and brand it and have us thank them for breathing it in. Everything is all propaganda to them.

idiotic NCC. the last time I called their useless call centre to report how Airtel duped me, the agent was literally mocking me over the phone. He later called a string of long useless numbers for me to write down to"track" the request. Up till tomorrow, nothing has happened. If you have better things to do with your time, don't call NCC Call centre. I repeat, DON'T CALL NCC CALL CENTRE!!!!

MTN Nigeria is a big agbaaya. As well as all these useless banks that are into the business of selling recharge card. They are stifling the entrepreneurial ability of small business by these low fruit plucking efforts. Just same as All these useless shoprite bread and university pure waters.

Are you a fish or an olu omi? Seun you have to monitor this account very well o. How do you know that fish is complaining?

Her fingers in front looks like that of a gargoyle.

Ishilove:
Lalasticlala, Seun, there has to be regulation on the depiction of corpses. What would the family members think if they are to log on to Nairaland one day and see the corpse of their beloved so boldly displayed without any recourse to their decency and dignity? Even if such rubbish is done on other blogs, Nairaland is not a blog and should set a standard, not stoop to the level of ignorant bloggers who don't know any better.

This is the first page I'm opening in Nairaland today and what do I see? The corpse of a victim of a violent crime. On a Monday morning!

As for you, Lautechgossip, I stopped modding years ago so please stop tagging me in all these kinds of posts!!!

you really hit the bull by the horn. There is no respect for the human corpse on the internet for Nigerians. In saner climes, you will never see such sensational images make mainstream news except for permissible reasons. Its barbaric, uncivilised and totally unethical, but anything goes in Nigeria

your own is even better. What if she had kept the child secret till after the wedding and you're just finding out about the whole plan of recent? Please man up and accept full responsibilities for the child. Afterall some people without children are adopting other people's own and living happy lives. A girl grows fast and before long, she will be out of your lives to marry and take care of her husband.

how very sad. The loss of lives of corp members in this administration is something else. Before some people open their ugly mouths to protest against this comment, let them remember the many others who died due to extra-judicial policemen killings as well as a failed healthcare system at the camps. These are somebody's children/brothers/sisters too.

I've never seen so much aloe vera in one place. So how do you sell? per cutting or bunch and how much? kudoes

It's better that way. Let the Church vote, let the mosque vote. Let the traditionalists vote. Politics has always been about the game of numbers. May the best one win.

those guys that are shouting that waterways in Lagos are lying fallow will turn a blind eye to this now. In 2018, this is what still becomes of water transportation in Nigeria. A boat capsizing in midwater, daytime

speech. Upon all these long talk, APC is the party that made payment of university graduates, #30,000 fashionable under one useless npower program, yet they are not sharing money carelessly like the opposition party. Even bus conductors earn more than that.

somebody barking out an instruction from far away Abuja because of an unscheduled visit. How can that ever work out? Perhaps they should ask scientists to create a truck shrinking device and deploy it immediately so that the instruction can have a far reaching effect.

All these guys shouting water transportation in Lagos as vaa -vaa -voom have either not been to Lagos or operating from Google maps. If you have ever entered those rickety speed boats with incomplete lifejackets for passengers, then you won't long for another misadventure.
My sister told me of the day their speedboat broke down on water when she was carrying a baby for that matter. I have been on those severally from Ajah to Ikorodu and I don't exactly find it as exciting as it looks from the pictures.
Lagosians have a good reason to be fearful of water transportation.

useless agency. Always looking at.. or making plans for all their lives. their chickens never leave the egg stage all their existence. What about the What3words agreement they signed the other day? How close are they to implementation? They want to collaborate with banks to make address verification possible. What now happens to our NEPA bills? Now they are talking about financial inclusion. Is CBN not implementing SANEF to make financial inclusion mainstream as soon as possible?

we must also include how the son of a poor President was able to afford a luxury power bike with which he cruises the empty, corruption acquired streets and houses in Abuja with. How many cows was sold? Show us the receipt. 2019 is almost upon us, these incompetent foo.ls are still fighting corruption.

the moment this young guy sang his hit song, Godwin at Buhari's inaugural party, then you know his career is headed for the gutters. I hope he is preparing another hit song to drive them away from Aso rock. ode!

This one can only repel those Chinese mosquitoes. I am very sure that Nigerian mosquitoes will be laying egg inside the LED gaan-gaan. If you can prove otherwise, I may be interested.

Greetings guys. Please if you need a male stylist in your hairdressing saloon from Dei-Dei to Berger axis, kindly quote me. He is a very hardworking person. Thanks

Quite sad. But why did he choose to invest in a village in Edo State instead of the city where it is much safer? With all the stories he must have come across from the internet

Nonsense. These western media and their propaganda, I thought it used to be g.ay porn that topped the search a while back. How many slay girls know how to use Google, not to think of abortion pills? Rubbish!!! Next!

bikonuu, who will come and help me pick this remote and change the channel? The president kukuma said I'm lazy before!

It shows if you have any serious prayer concerns, better go to an isolated rock or an open field near you, rather than wasting your money to travel to some prayer city! You stand a chance to be arrested and even jailed if you do. Because how do you expect someone who was told he has months to live, or whose husband divorced her for example, to start strolling around Redemption camp in well ironed clothes and i.d card? Rather sad.

meanwhile, Where is Zahra Buhari and Dolapo Osibanjo doing their Npower? I never knew that Npower Auto now allow participants to test-run expensive power bikes after servicing, such that Ibrahim crashed the other day, I would have applied too...
Despite numerous government owned institutions all over the country, all offering their services for free. Free loans for enterpreneurs in every local government, someone even started Peacecorps, a youth volunteer agency which Buhari has approved, and a Lazy Nigerian youth like Chibuzo decides that he wants to use his energy for making delicious chin- chins and meatpies

somehow:
Jeez.. all these pass for creavitity? Even ants can do better lolz

Creativity is the act of turning new and imaginative ideas into reality. Creativity is characterised by the ability to perceive the world in new ways, to find hidden patterns, to make connections between seemingly unrelated phenomena, and to generate solutions.
Arranging groundnuts into pyramids rather than selling it conventionally is making connections. Washing cars in traffic is generating a solution.Besides, I used these as everyday examples. Can your ants sing songs that gets worldwide recognition in native languages? Next time, think, then type.

rusher14:
Some of us know you simply choose to be mischievious.

Did he say ALL youth of Nigeria are lazy?

Besides semantics, I put it to you, the Nigerian youth do not display enough creativity.

How much research, patents, world class artistic work would you find in our institutions?
Let me guess..that's government's fault.

Ok let's go to the number of our young people who have access to the internet. How many are involved in programming, animation, international research syndicates?

Let me guess...that's the government's fault.

Here on Nairaland, start a topic with a misleading headline and wait to find how many would spot the disconnect between the headline and the body of the message.

Let me guess... it's the government's fault.

The youth of Nigeria are lacking in creativity and please don't give me Nollywood and Afro music. It can take only a few entrants.

We need people who want to create and constantly think of solutions.

We need people who channel their energy positively and not in cult activities, Yahoo or drug use.

Talking about drugs, this poor nation is experiencing a new wave of drug abuse...tramadol, codeine, skunk etc.
That's what the nation is about.

Many Nigerians are of the misconception that the country is rich but the reality is that we aren't.

Yes we have the potential to be wealthy, but we are a poor nation in every way, shape or form.

It is your choice to accept the criticism.

You can go renegade and discount it.
It is your life, your future. Play it as you wish.

so you're blind enough to see creativity expressed in intangible ways by the Nigerian youths? Some hawkers take time to arrange their groundnuts into a pyramid before carying it on their head. Have you seen the dynamics and complexity of washing a car in traffic in order to make ends meet? In what other way do you want creativity expressed with so little government support? Perhaps you're one of those lazy, fat youths that got every comfort necessary for life from the government on a platter of Gold