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is this not the same pastor that always claim God said he would win the election? I guess the story line is a bit different this election season. Let's not be decieved by the pastoral clout. We all felt Osinbajo would quell Baba's fire as VP as a redeemed pastor, but there are more Christian deaths in this regime than there has ever been. #Fact.

Odensin! you for kukuma gather imbeciles together instead and teach them rocket science!
I still have nightmares from CSC 102 I was unfortunate to take in 200L in the university.

He can do a WAEC certificate photo shot with pomp and pageantry but he won't opt for presidential debates because that one is ad-libitum and won't be delivered to him via home service.
#Buharimustdebate

This is one of the advantages of living in Abuja. All those nonsense that uniform officials try with the rest of Nigeria is unheard of here. Imagine if any police officer even dare try to ask me to open my bag here if he won't loose his job after I finish with him. You don't know who might be connected here, so they are very well behaved.

mrrights:
15 areas Nigeria is better than America
Compiled by Abdulrazaq O Hamzat

United States of America may be better than Nigeria in many ways, but there are also areas Nigeria is better than U.S. I have compiled just 15 of them for a start. Read and leave your comment.


https://mrrightsng..com/2018/07/15-areas-nigeria-is-better-than-america.html

Greetings! I like your write-up. Can we discuss on plans for you to coauthor a book? would send you a pm. Best regards!

don't worry, Akeredolu. They will be the ones to vote for you again. Ambode's case easily comes to mind. Be favouring your in-laws over the citizens of the state okay. Continue! Ondo state people are patient.

like the ways those demons replied the disciples of Jesus when they were trying to cast them out without license. Paul and Jesus, we know, but you these suegbe's we know not!

Iraanu!! Next!

dear Nigerians, please note that this I.diot professor is one of the persons that formed the opposition government that brought in buhari; through his association of Concerned Professionals. He personally went with Tinubu to knock on Buhari's door, to oust Jonathan's successful government.
For more evidence, please consult his session on Daystar Leadership Summit on government. Can't remember the exact year, but I recently listened to it. I wish I can provide the transcription.

peterklems:
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kidman96:
Obasanjo is a typical Yoruba man... Never to be trusted.



No offense to my Yoruba brothers but I have been in Lagos since 2012, and having live in the north and spent majority of my childhood and teenage and early adult years with people of other tribes especially igbis and deltans I can confidently tell you that the Yoruba's are the most unstraight forward people in Nigeria. They are never straight toward of plain. Trusting a Yoruba man is the biggest mistake anyone can ever make.

Once again I am not being tribalistic

shebi it is as a result of trust that you've left your village people and got stranded in Lagos since 2012, like a spirit that has been denied access to the afterlife. So Obasanjo is the model of every Yoruba person abi?
Nonsense. Next!!!

Ondo state political terrain has surely gone to the dogs. The prayers for Ekiti is for them not to fall into the one-chance predicament of their neighbours. Imagine the modern school infrastructures built by the previous Mimiko administration, how do one hope to compare this whitewashed white elephant school buildings with such?
It is a known fact that many APC Governors construct roads for their people. Ondo state is an exception. Not a single road network has been successfully constructed, no feasible plan for industrialization... We even heard the wife is at the helm of affairs at the Alagbaka House. Such a shame!

It's simple. The Holy Quran comes written in Arabic language, that's why you have to learn the language to be able to read it. Translated versions of the Quran are not acceptable to true muslims as they believe it's been doctored. There is no point in giving out a book written in a language that outsiders can't understand.

A Yoruba proverb says the pounded yam prepared 20 years ago will still burn the eater as though it is freshly made. I think this Fayose issue is going to be messier than anyone can handle and must be treaded with caution.
Since the days of Jesus Christ, corruption has been entrenched into the fabric of the age, exemplified by the tax collectors and the Pharisees. This one man heads-on-collision Rambo style is just a toothpick fight. When anyone stares into the abyss, the abyss stares back at such individual.

not that I'm exonerating Fayose. There is a special EFCC FAYOSE unit, but no EFCC NNPC unit. Who are we deceiving here?

madam, smoking catfish is not like roasting chicken in a microwave. It takes experience and constant monitoring to adjust the temperature. I suggest you get someone that has a practical experience about you to guide you on your first smoking so you wouldn't burn the whole fish due to temperature advise.

NYSC Personal CDS projects has gone to the dogs these days. The whole NYSC idea has lost it's relevance and should be scrapped. Under this regime, corp members now either campaign for elections, mount statues of politicians or even fake certificates.
How exactly is this a "community development project"? Doesn't that community have a peculiar paraphernalia, trade or cultural attribute that he could have used his creativity to project? And to think someone actually approved him to erect this political figure as a community development project makes one wonder what's going on in Nigeria this days.

Edsimon:
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Must have either NCE, Bachelors or Masters. Easy access to Mpape is advisable.
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you now need Master's to teach English Language in a Nursery/Primary school in Nigeria of today, yet they will be offering you 15,000 naira starting salary. Youths support Atiku/Obi to make our economy work again.

SternProphet:
First of all , Ghana is in a worse economic situation than Nigeria. Also if they have grown to 7th wealthiest, Nigeria must be responsible for 25% of that growth

Now the poverty statistics. It has how been PROVEN that the poverty statistics figures refer to study that was done when GEJ was in office. Please do your research.
Nigeria grew a lot of the world's poorest people when we were earning the largest income from oil. Why was this so?. Looting, capital flight, corruption and cluelessness of leadership.

Buhari has been putting out the tires set by the worst and most undeserving set of looters called the PDP..

The shame is no more there. Atiku is Presidential candidate of PDP because he spent $9000 per delegate. You actually think GOD will allow that one to be President?.
Look at INTELS a company that is pushing him forward as it's owner, the real owner is an Italian. Anyway, because of INTEL'S activities, Portharcourt port, Calabar port and Wars ports are undeveloped. Yet INTEL'S is owing fees, taxes at.c to NAP.

Atiku is a well known thief. You cannot hide him, you cannot whitewash him. You guys can worship him because you are actually in a lot of mess as how to manage your hatred for Buhari and Atiku is the latest thing you can throw but In the SW and North, he will be put in his place

When intelligent people analyse facts on the internet, do not just come in an slot in your mediocre opinions just because you have a browsing phone. Do you think it's cow feeds we are discussing here? Thank God for bonus Internet these days....
it is obvious you typed this message from a beer parlour. So if Ghana's economy grew as a result of Nigeria, whose president is smarter and who is duller? Because your hero, Buhari is fighting perceived, phantom corruption, the rest of the country should wallow in poverty because of weak economic principles right? I don't need to argue facts with you. Atiku has challenged your lifeless hero to probe him if he were indeed corrupt as claimed. After all, he's the'champion' of anti corruption.

SternProphet:
Pls what is Atiku's qualification?. It is in Wikipedia. Be courageous enough to copy it and paste it here.

Also I see that the peer are many e-warriors paid for by Atiku on Nairaland. Can you be courageous enough to tell us how Atiku is going to win elections because I am seeing 28 states for Buhari and 6 states for Atiku. An unknown party will win majority in the other remaining states.

Pls instead of doing one line posts, tell us Atiku's academic performance and how he is going to win the elections

The truth is that Atiku doesn't need paid online warriors as Buhari has facilitated millions to do selfsame SELFLESSLY for the former. Recently, Ghana became the 7th wealthiest country in Africa while we carried the poverty trophy, under Buhari's watch. You're here talking about qualification. Even if Atiku has only a diploma in Fulani language education, his achivements has already made way for him. Better join the revolution, stay woke!
To answer you further, you think that out of the 28 States under APC, all the citizens with PVC's will go ahead and vote Buhari because they have no brains right? Human beings are the MOST DIFFICULT living things to predict, mind you! If I were Buhari, I will start preparing my house in Daura. The situation right now is far worst than what was on ground when he ousted Jonathan.

.Police Anti Kidnapping Unit? So much to see under daddy Buhari's regime

if I were Buhari or any of his paid online agents, I would advise him to be careful with this Fayose issue. They say when you stare into the abyss, the abyss also stares into you. Buhari should know that this political season, even his smile or frown would count against him. He who lives in a glass house should never throw stone. If eventually Fayose comes out clean which most likely would be, it would be such a shame to the camp of Buhari and his corruption witch hunt.
Trust Nigerian government agencies and their daftness, you accuse a man of corruption and you're telling him you're coming for him so so so date. Do you think he will also be sitting down and relaxing where he is? Especially when you don't have a back-end access to his daily activities at the moment.

ChiefAzubuikeh:
Is this what you call brutality?

The soldier did a perfect job. After all kids below 30yrs of age these days are very stubborn. My neighbor has a 29yr old who he still flogs with leather belt. If you're not 35yrs and above you are still a child that is meant to be dealt with as a form of correction.

and to think that we live together with species like you in this country in 2018 makes one wonder if things can actually be better. Imagine if the parents of the person that invented your phone, the internet and even the English language you typed this with, flogged them this mercilessly, would they have grown up to become people of value around the world? The hard way is the only way for your types

send a mail with your evidences to EFCC. They recently busted some exam sorting syndicate which is not even directly related to their scope. This is a clear case of financial crime. 40k plus in this Buharific economy is not a child's money!

Cassava is one of the best things God gave to us in Africa. The value chain is much (garri, Fufu, Starch, Abacha, I.e African Salad, etc), requires less labour and all and very easily propagated (unlike yam, another tuber crop). Just like the African catfish that has lungs for out of water breathing, easily reproduced and can be cultivated very easily in captivity unlike other fish of it's calibre.

Richdad50:
Dear Nigeria Youths,
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You sir, are a very wise Nigerian. Or are you an alien? tell me which planet you're from. Read through your comments. Like minds surely attract. Kudos!

pay #50,000 and you will get the answer directly to your email in 2.5 seconds.

Oh. You're still stuck in this Island-mainland dichotomy in 2018. Like that useless Yoruba movie female actress that said island folks deserve to start giving passport to folks on the mainland.
The Western world is fading away and they are jostling for wild, untamed Africa, all their best cooperations and global brands, yet some unnamed blogger is lucky to have a place to squat in a 2by2 sized room, somewhere in Lagos to write rubbish and paste on the Internet. Free 10mb internet allows for such wonders these days...

so we have this huge fertilizer deficit and a state chose to invest her assets in the production of pencils for Nursery school pupils? please let's all agree to nuke Nigeria once and for all.

if anyone wants to buy Nigerian sheep from the north at ridiculously cheap price, then let him or her go ahead and buy. It is not my business
He can also contact daddy Freeze for more advice

if 2x+ 16= 22, find x. Also shave your beards if you find the x, then ...

BluntBoy:
The emboldened statement is terrible.

Social freedom is not what corrupts the youth. The misuse of social freedom is what corrupts a lot of people. Social freedom is good. However, when it is misused, the consequences can be very grave. You and Covenant University are wrong to think freedom is bad or that freedom would make students wayward.

I enjoyed a lot of freedom while in school but it didn't make me become a cultist. I used my freedom wisely. I have friends who finished from the University of Ibadan as myself and with all the freedom we enjoyed and our access to mobile phones, we never joined a cult or became fraudsters.

Just so you know, while in NYSC camp, in my set, one of the most passed around girl was a Covenant University student. Even the indigenes slept with her. I know of one guy who ran a bar. She always drank there and he was sleeping with her as well. I caught them with my own eyes once.

Why am I saying all these? I want you to correct the impression that freedom corrupts or makes a person go astray. Freedom is good, misusing freedom is what is bad.

To think that some youths are attacking the poster makes one sigh at future of this country. Imagine such backward rule this 21st century and some Nigerians are still happy to have it laid out to them. In civilized countries, you can't even beat your child over any circumstance, yet are all western kids corrupt because of this?
Few years back, a very popular holiness inspired church doesn't permit the use of TV sets for their members because it's the devil's box. Fast forward to 2018, they built one of the largest auditoriums in Lagos which I believe it would be virtually impossible to reach the congregation without a giant TV. Imagine the devil's toolbox in a magnificent form in the house of God. These petty rules are what keeps us in this state as a nation.
As a faith based institution, certain standards should be expected but there is a point it becomes too outrageous

he should have given that contraption of a uniform to a better tailor. Meanwhile who are these OYES Cadets? This one is really ONOOOO! because they look like forest rangers. I don't know that Osun has such an enormous wildlife