₦airaland Forum

Facebooker:


Men are like devil, they give you 5 Naira and use it to collect 5 million Naira.

By the time that guy finally lay hands on you, the way he will pound you woo, you'll think okun and osa river are fighting ni.

Talking from experience

LoL. You cannot deny you are not a bini girl or someone connected to benin. I see it in your language

damaan:
Sharap Mr. Man, she no follow you talk!

You nor well! As she nor get am, make she go die. Dem nor sabi encourage people for ya village?

BigSarah:
Now These I wish I had

You really don't need them. You are beautiful.

Assassin101:
person never chop well, u dey drink beer

just one stab on ur "elbow joint" u don yamutu

eat wisely before you drink

If you had the time to post here, you should at least read the initial post. First, the person that died is not the one buying or drinking beer. Second, elbow joint stab can give anyone without quick medical attention. You are insensitive!

Yesbody:
But seriously, what might have happened to this breast to have fallen like the move olympus has fallen

It’s natural. There are different shape and shade. But human automatically assumes erect breast should be the norm. That is the shape of her breast and she is not ashamed by it. She started the movement for saggy breast for girls to reveal their breast like other girls without loss of confidence on Facebook/Instagram. And she has helped many girls see beauty in their breast instead of going for uplifting surgery

To be objective, Segalink is lying about his source of information. A US police would not open his database with just anyone. They could do that with members of Interpol after a due process.

However, you can get to anyone’s criminal background online if you pay for it. He should not hype himself in that regard.

Second, drunk driving can earn you a felony or Keeping some weed or fighting can do that too. Knowing the exact nature of crime would be helpful

naijatisumi:
Please i will appreciate if anyone could assist with possible F2 related question...Have been denied F1 4 times last year...However my wife got same admission and visa to the same school. I will appreciate if anyone could help with anything

I sincerely wish you can wait another one year out. The situation is just dicey. It can go both ways. But the longer you wait, the better your chance.

ifyalways:
Thanks
The school does accept Acts. My dilemma is that I have already told the school hes writing SAT.

I see. That is even simpler. These guys are the most understanding people in offering services. If you told your admission contact you made a mistake as a mom, they are likely going to make excuse for you and make you feel comfortable about this mistake and making another one in the future. They would reassure you how much they are here for you and ask you if there is any more thing they can do for you.

On a side note, I never knew the "NL family ifyalways" has a grown college-bound child. You nor be small babe o. That's so cool.

ifyalways:
I'm so sad.

My boy went and mistakenly registered himself for ACTS exams instead of SAT. We are through with all the school registration demands and I assumed he wrote SAT last Saturday only to ring them and hear " ah, he will be writing the exams month end"

I wonder if he will still make it

ACTS has same Value as SAT just like NECO and WAEC. Many US schools accept ACTS in lieu of SAT. So your boy should be fine. Even if it is not stated in the US school website, a siimple email to ask them about accepting ACTS would be helpful. It is always good to contact Admission Officer when in doubt. That is why they are paid to guide students to their schools

KanwuliaExtra:
Agbaje again?
What will he do differently this time?
What did he learn from 2015?

hahaha. That is how Buhari kept contesting until he won.

Yewandequeen:
Sighs

Why is it that the ugly ones looking starved and malnourished are the ones that always perpetrate this kind of devilish act? Or can we say some people's looks are synonymous to their heart and state of mind?

I just don't get it. The ones that looks so starved, are the one that do evil more. Ain't they supposed to focus on how to make their lifes better than constituting nuisance to our economy.

His balls should be grilled. He is insane.

Handsome and rich people also commit all these type of crimes only that they don’t get to be paraded.
Justice system is not equally applied to the rich and poor.

Look at it this way. Rich people are knowledgeable enough to keep things from the public eyes. They have knowledge of contraceptives and abortion drugs. People don’t easily suspect rich people and police could easily be bribed by them. So u you will never know what they do

Sanchez01:
Obviously you don't understand the politics and dynamics of Lagos state. I was a member of the Mandate Group, Kosofe for three years and I know how well that group call the shots in Lagos politics, all thanks to the instructions they get from BAT.

'Egbe Mandate' as we called it back then runs across the whole of Lagos and remains the most formidable group within the APC. If you think members of the state's HoA will choose Ambode over Tinubu, then it is needless wasting precious time with you on this.

Well, Ambode missed the first lesson of the 48 Laws of Power which is 'Never outshine the master'. If you miss this, others might not just work for you. It's as simple as ABC.

Really? Who is most positioned to offer jobs and appointments to people in Lagos State? You have your believes already only time can teach you otherwise. I wonder why Saraki wasn't impeached? But let's watch as events unfold! You will know the power of the man holding power.

By the way, your Kosefe woreva isn't that powerful as you think!

Sanchez01:
Ambode remains unwise. He should take a bow from the guber race and reopen talks of ministerial appointment in Abuja.

He will lose on all sides and even IF he wins the election, he just might be the first Lagos state governor to be impeached in the fourth Republic. He claims to have gone to school, acquired education but haven't studied 'The 48 Laws of Power'.

Talking about power, Ambode share a great deal of power in Lagos. It is not easy to impeach someone that can elevate you. Ambode can easily reach out to members of state house Assembly once he wins.

Do you think people in Lagos would listen to Tinubu over Ambode? The worst is to deny him APC ticket because of the known delegate involved in voting. But voting among the public is a different ball game. And one lesson your 48 laws of power didn’t mention is that power belongs to the people!

Stallion93:
which money belongs to the state? If not for the imminent Election would he have done this? And do u or anyone know the salary of a sitting governor of any state in Nigeria? They Fkin pay themselves man, this is not America or Europe

Exactly, Governors decides what to do with state money. So the 500M has been recorded as one of his expenses. We are saying the same thing here. They can enrich themselves if they want through some funny spending. Their salaries is not that much but in Nigeria, governors make money through security votes and sham contract awards. Every month, each state allocates more than a billion for security vote. They never account how such money are expended on the guise of security.

Stallion93:
Me I'm just thinking out loud....,If a governor can dish out 500mila free free like that just to secure another 4 years then how much does he get in that 4 years??! These guys are Fkin billionaires mehn!

That is not his money. It belongs to the state. That is why Governorship position is very important. They are entrusted with state money so they can allocate it the way it is best for the state. You must use your vote to bring in reasonable and responsible people so they won't divert the money by inflating contracts or applying them to the things that won't impact our collective fortune

rentAcock:
Can they walk into a bank with that oversized check and will the bank honor it?

Hahaha. That's really funny. That's a dummy check for presentation and media opportunities. The real check has been signed and given to them for bank transaction

Nuel1647:
I don't think so.
I wasn't paid in January and I have evidence that my name is on the list; and as we speak I haven't received payment even though my name is on the list prepared in February (not January).

I guess those in USA got paid first as there was no need for any currency conversions since the scholarship is in US dollars.

Hopefully people in other countries would get paid this week.

I don't think Irahub is exactly correct. I was paid in January just like Ladybug2. And I got paid again now. I believe the payment to UK was delayed probably due to processing. Only US scholars cannot be paid leaving out UK's.

He is truly a great Nigerian! These days, professionals abroad and those who schooled oversea find it difficult to come back to Nigeria

Just2endowed2:
so cbn will be pocketing the 10k for every failed transaction not reversed with a day. what will be the compensation of the sender or receiver of such funds?

like i care

your compensation is efficiency

Nuel1647:
Are you in the UK or US?

What country are you in?

US

Reski:
Don't say what you don't know. You can transfer from one public university to another with your transcript from your current department. Back to the question I don't know that of polys but the op can easily walk into any polytechnique nearby to make inquiries.

Yes you are correct. I remember you can get your transcript and transfer to another school that is willing to accept you. It is not that simple because of admission competition but it is doable.

ladybug2:
Yes she has been the only one trying to give an update even when it's not good news but she still responds. I will thank her personally (after I have been paid, still waiting, lol).

haha. Sure you would be paid. Maybe we should do a commendation letter to her together when you finally get paid and if possible invite interested member of the forum to join us in this regard. This will energize her and spur her to keep answering scholars' emails no matter what. She does really deserve our commendation

Transfer is not typically built into Nigeria's higher institution except through Jamb direct entry. But that one requires you to complete a diploma or a degree first. I seriously doubt if a one polytechnic would accept transfer student from a different university. May it would work for private polytechnic and universities.

Evince:
U got it all correct. Ppl hate her because she aint agreeing with stupidity and arrogance. Sm1 that is correct and outstanding is always the envy of the ppl. I love the fact that she doesnt follow bandwagon.
I am most talked about in my place of work because i refused to pretend and i take my stance and tell them that they are all bunch of pretenders claiming and screaming they see god

So how did you know you are the most talked about? Who are the people talking about you?

Nuel1647:
Well two good news.
1) that Mrs Seledi Email is now working, as the lady has done her best to manage a bad situation.
2) That the file has finally left NDDC office for CBN.

Until someone gets paid, we can't really tell.
I was expecting news of payments to start filtering in this Friday. Let's see how next week goes.

Thank you for the info. It made me took the step to check my account and found that I have been paid. Sometimes, I really pity Mrs Seledi. She is the most email active person I have seen in Nigeria's public service. She tries to be reassuring only that she isn't in the position of decision making and like us, she feels a lot of frustration at the inefficiency at the top. Tough job for her!

ladybug2:
Same here (waiting for UK payment I mean)... will keep everyone posted.

Well, I have good news for you all. I just checked my school account and found I have been credited. I was probably paid yesterday. I'm sure yours and others in UK are on its way.

seborrhic:
Story.
The only reason Kemi resigned is because she I'd a British citizen too and the forgery would have had an adverse effect on her when she travels back to Britain.It has nothing to do with this goverment.
She knows and must have been adviced that this government would last at most another 4years,of which she isn't sure of being in the cabinet again,but her long term future in the UK and her family could be jeopardized if she doesn't admit to the forgery, only that she should blame it on her naivety.
Please when will she be charged to court?

Do you think Britain throws their high power dual citizen away like that? They count on their loyalty as their citizen to get info the other country. Think!

babyphaze07:
I thank you for a job well done. Indeed you have done us proud by putting this country into recession which inflicted a lot of sufferings on the populace. You policies such as borrowing to finance the budget has increased our total both internal and external debt. Nigerians won't forget this.
Your name is written in gold in Nigeria history as a minister with a forged certificate.

Nigerians would have wished if PMB could resign too.

I believed she was played. She has all her education abroad. It won't be hard to get an exemption letter. You apply for it and get it in matter of days. So why would she forge that she can get easily. We also need to rethink the policy of NYSC for diaspora Nigeria who can bring measure of contribution. If we want they to come home to help rebuild Nigeria, then they must get the leeway in term of applying NYSC to them.

Please I am not taking about her effectiveness as Nigeria Finance Minister. That calls for debate. I just want to be rational in terms of diaspora Nigerians and NYSC

ladybug2:
Hi, just checking if anyone has been paid?? I keep getting assurances from folks that have contacts in nddc that payments have been approved / en route to CBN since last month but nothing or no one I know of has been paid.

I have not gotten anything from NDDC. Seledi was the only contact I had until she gone welsh on us. LoL. My only solace is in the fact they are organizing another test & interview. That means they haven't abandon the program.

Printerscanner:
My Donald Duke, when you become president in the year 5090, you can appoint your wife as head of DSS. Before I forget, the head of DSS and the PRO of DSS were both from Jonathan's region when Jonathan was president.

Every time we elect a leader, we are hoping he/she raises a standard for public service. That is how a country grows and rises above tribal sentiments. We vote for better government over the past.

So because your last president sets a wrong precedent doesn’t mean a new one should follow. What country and example do you want to leave for our children?

Was anyone expecting a different appointment! Bihari is probably a good tribal leader. He loves his tribesmen over and above others. He shouldn’t be a president of a multi tribal country. Period!

But what I find surprising is the huge support he gathers from the people he has dealt with. He has all the old against him. He is sick, weak and unread, lack international diplomacy, failed economically and worst of all- tribal biased. So why are we blind to better alternative?

ladybug2:
I can also confirm the scholarship ad has been posted on nddc website. I can open both links though (MSc and PhD) from my end so refresh your screen and try again (or try the link below).

E.g. http://forms.nddc.gov.ng/view.php?id=71

@ladybug2

Did you hear anything about payment NDDC talked about? I don't know why I can't reach Mrs Seledi any longer. The email always return undelivered!