₦airaland Forum

IamD18:
This is not my most embarrassing moment, but I'll like to share it.

Earlier this month in a gym house, I met a very beautiful and well-shaped lady and 2 of her friends. I got into discussion with 3 of them, as interesting and funny our discussion was, the one I was interested in jokingly came to me and sat on my laps, almost close to my diiick, I locked up. The more we gist, the more she shakes her ass, I got hard and uncomfortable, wanted to stand her up but thought it'll look embarrassing to her before her friends, I still locked up. She was putting on a hanging belly-button revealing sleeveless with a very tight leggings. Her nyash no dey stay one place, she dey gist with both mouth and nyash.

I was just so hard! I couldn't bear it any longer as I faked a call and jokingly tried to end the discussion, telling them that I'll be leaving to catch up on something. She stoop up, standing before me with a huge ass, she pleaded that I'll drop them off. As all these were happening, my diick was as erect as fvck, almost getting noticeable while seated that i can't even stand up before them. I obliged to her request, but was still seated.. I no wan cast myself by standing with my errected preeq because i was putting on sports trouser.

They were expecting me to stand but i pretended to be so weak and tired, hoping and looking for thoughts that will bring down my stubborn john-Thomas. As God may have it, immediately i thought of BUHARI and NNAMDI KANU, you need to see how my stubborn jnr dropped like music album, I smiled at them without them noticing the reason behind that smile, then stoop up and left with them.

Omo since that day, I no dey miss small mini-tight and Buhari picture anytime I dey go gym.

You are really funny to think she or they did not notice. They knew and they would definitely joke about it away from you.lol

Just for the record! It offers opportunity for other elections

izzou:


Someone stole 32 billion naira pension fund , and he is given 6 years imprisonment?

The Nigerian Judiciary is a joke

It is not actually 6 years. it is 2 years he would be serving since the prison sentences run concurrently in each of the 3 counts against him

Baddiezz:
who ask you

Nigerians has gat no joy! lol

partnerbizz4:
Every girl now is an actress. Gone are the days it had an allure!

Not true. The people you see online are probably something that is why you see them online. lol

midnighter:
Come on so you cant see her spoilt and entitled behaviour? You recorded a video to make a mockery of a child and it turned around and blew the baby up, instead of you to hide your face youre vibrating in the national dailies

How do you know she didnt show up to the success's house showing all sorts of bad attitude and blowing one -stupid grammar that put the parents off

Even if she should get something it should be in a more tasteful way than this

Why do you think Nigerians post video online? Most are for entertainment. I just saw what you are referring to as "mocking". I disagree. She is very honest person. That is why she told that the video was for entertainment (so that people would laugh). That is so different from mocking and shaming. Very soon, video journalist would surfaced in Nigeria using their video to tell stories, experiences in other to shape public opinion and influence public policies. Such ideology starts from entertainment.

It is good we encourage the culture of videos and video posting online. That way, everyone knows that everyone is watching. In western world, in addition to phone videos, they have CCTV cameras buried everywhere to check crime. We only have access to phones. It could stop a lot of harassment and unruly behaviours on our street.

Ordinarily, the parents shouldn't wait for her to ask them. She shouldn't also feel entitled to it too. But this is Nigeria where people find it difficult to eat and the knowledge of knowing that your effort/work blessed a family with many millions of naira who are not willing to share. You would be hurt. However, a good and loving couple would want to share the joy of giving with the video recorders. There are ways they would share that love with her that many people would donate more to their daughter Success. Right now, I do not think anyone else would want to give to success' parents any more money after hearing the story. People limit their prosperity by non-sharing. In fact I should contribute money to the video recorder for her work. hehehe. Let me go and look for her on Instagram

BornnAgainChild:
Sucess parent are greedy parent


Meanwhile lemme go and look for one pickin wey i go record

I can't believe they wouldn't give out anything from N5.5m? What kind of greed is that? Without the video, success would have been in obscurity like many others driven from the school. The recorder of the video is essentially their God!

BravoDe:
Corruption is corruption whether big or small...Those ibos or whatever up there say this is small money should be ashamed of yasef..After ya gonn' say Nigeria can never change...The change begins with u...Stop being biased

But with what he earns, he should own more than 10 times of these. Reputable lawyers and SANs without ill-gotten wealth are way richer than he.

shoyoyebiodun:
Please your advise and critics will be appreciate and am open to corrections
Ajusted Mock Transcript



Me- 307, quantitative reasoning 157, verbal reasoning 147 and critical written 3.0

Your GRE is 304 not 307
I suppose you added the AW(3) to your score which is wrong

LUCIFERMYLORD:
The pusssy is really powerful. Only if a hoe knows how to use it well. This holelosho pusssy just got her a mansion after phucking and sucking the preeqs of different big gods.

I know Nairaland Holeloshos hiding under the cover of feminism with rotten, wide, smelly and shapeless looking pusssy will wish they were in her shoe.

#spits

So those that gave her money have two heads?

Toks2008:
Why does she try so much to seek attention?

I tire. She ought to be a professional by now. Just imagine Dangote showing off!

BetWinners:
How can Adesuwa ever get pregnant when abortions on different occasions and the use of contraceptive pills when she was single have destroyed her womb

She got married less than two years ago, precisely November 2017. It is even ideal for couple to spend the first 3 years to bond before thinking of babies. Or people only get married because of babies? Early pregnancy in marriages ruin lot of fun the couple would have shared. Then attention is taken away from the spouses once the children arrive.

Yuceeluv:
Humility is key... That's why he is a professor at his young age.

Outside of Nigeria, they call every lecturer professor. I just wan let you know. The guy is young though. Handsome and kind-hearted!

OddsIsland:
Would have had a better chance if he went for house of Assembly.

But house of assembly member, state or federal, impact won't be really felt by the people. It would be misread as failure because of the nature of their job. To create real change in the view of the people, he has to serve in Local government as chairman. Here, he would be able to appropriate fund to meet local needs. That's why many think Desmond Elliot failed.

I am very proud and impressed by the huge turn out of voters for Banky W. His lost, though painful, is a victory for youth participation in politics. Representing a little known Party, Modern Democratic Party did not help matter. This is where youth should be vocal. We need to demand youth representation in the major political parties otherwise we would boycott them.

While vying for all positions in the the Nigeria political space is commendable, there are positions that Nigerians still do not understand their functions. Key among those positions are parliamentary office holders. There is a general notion that one has failed if you cannot deliver physical products or equipment to your constituencies. Holding on to the ideas would generally make any one, including Banky W if had won, a woeful failure! That was my greatest fear for Banky W and the future of youth politics. Already, many lagosians have labelled Desmond Elliot a failure without digging into the intricacies of his contribution to bills passed in the house. Even without creating a bill, a congressman discourse on its refinement for the benefit of the state or country is important.

So expecting Banky W to build roads, schools and shops would be a pie dream. In fact, there should be debate on removing lawmakers' constituency funds. This is distractive and create room for corruption.

My advice is for youths who are willing to deliver democratic dividends to the people should be encourage to take up executive positions. One starting point is Local Government. This is a miniature state and country setting with all the functions and structure of a state. I believe if you lead a good resume in Local government administration, there is tendencies for you to be a good state or country administrator.

Once again, I want to congratulate Banky W for taking up this gauntlet. Please do not rest on your oars. The tunnel is bright is the end for you and other able youth who dream of a better Nigeria. Let's the youth take over local government administrations!

AlexReports:
FACE OF AMITY GLOBAL NETWORK , QUEEN MERCY NDUBUISI RELEASES PHOTOS TO MARK THE LAUNCH OF HER PROJECT

Queen Mercy Ndubuisi, the distinguished Face of Amity Global 2018/2019, has released photos to mark her recent crowning and also to introduce her new pet project, which is focused on girls' advocacy and gender balance.

The stunning Queen told our reporters shortly after the shoots, that her interest is to remain committed to activities that will further promote the image and relevance of Amity Global brand. She stressed that her impact areas will be on gender related projects, especially girl child development..

The political science graduate, Queen Mercy Ndubuisi from Godfrey Okoyo University in Anambra state has shown great intellectual capacity in several areas of key impacts, especially with humanitarian engagements.

The management of Amity Global brand have told our reporters that the coronation of Queen Mercy Ndubuisi as the new face of the brand was in view of her innovative inputs, promotional capacity, versatile networks and attractive beauty.

The brand manager was optimistic that her reign as the face of Amity Global would yield gainful benefits for her career in the modelling industry, as well as achieve the essence of her crowning during the 2018 edition of Most Beautiful Model In Nigeria

http://www.alexreports.info/2019/03/face-of-amity-global-queen-mercy.html?m=1

One advice:You post too many pictures each time you post and that just ruin the appeal. Less is more! Use at most 2 pictures. Make people hungry for more. Would you watch 35 minutes video on Instagram? You will get bored.

Gospelozy:
Dear good people of NL, I greet you all.
A lecturer asked me to submit my paperwork Asap and I became a bit confused as I have submitted every document Sop and co,togethet with my transcript.
Please what am I expected to submit or have I submitted what he asked me to?
Thank you for your quick response.

He is actually referring to your resume and personal statement

ogawisdom:
This is nairaland not American land we talk from the Nigerian perspective, common sense should tell u dt

Common sense should tell you cars are not designed and manufactured in Nigeria and you cannot therefore criticized sunroof. People are limited in choices in buying cars due to finance. Even in Nigeria, sunroof can as well be used. The ventilation from sunroof is a lot different from the side window.

ogawisdom:
Sunroof is so useless in a car, wonder why people buy car with that feature when he will be using AC all the time.

Sunroof is a turn off

Car is not only made for Nigeria. Nigerians don't even know car heaters are as important as AC. In the western world, heater is the most important feature in a car if you don't wanna die. Likewise, sunroof is important is a lukewarm weather where you want to get some natural air. That is why convertible cars are desirable there

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Chaiii..
See as people dey burn money.
I swear deep down this money must be made big time. even if it means to spill enough blood to have it, let it be spilled. I must have this money in excess, as in too much of it. I am ready to dine with Lucifer to have this excess money.

In Wyclef Jean voice ---- CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME.

This not not money burnt. This is money well invested. They didn't use N45B to buy one car as you may have thought (This was also my initial thought). The 45B Naira was used to acquire a huge 36% of the company in Russia. That means their country can start the production and distribution of same car. Imagine the job created, tax revenues and economic productivity.

Let's come back home. This amount $110m is small amount of money that can be raised in this country by government and individuals to acquire many of this type of production and manufacturing companies for our country's growth! It seems when it comes to Nigeria, either our leaders do not know how to negotiate this deal or the companies bloat their worth or stupid corruption over country's interest

brodalikeme:
Stop this nonsense. This is family you are talking about not some stories for a blog.

Wise women know how to manage informations and relationships. Nobody hears Amara Kanu’s voice or interview, even her husband Kanu Neankwo is a very private person. He has multiple court cases with AMCON and some other people, yet he doesn’t go around making noise. Just a few year in the family and you are already pointing out who your friends are.

May God help you to last 7 years in this marriage-AMEEEEEEN!!!!

You are not completely correct. It was posted on Nairaland that Amara accused Laura's husband of being a leech to her husband. That he showed up some soccer game ticket online that was meant for her children. And she was going to make sure she (Amara) challenge him from then on. This happened after Laura just got married to Kanu's brother. I'm sure that incident ruined the wives' relationships.

atiku07:
All I see here is insecurity from the hubby's side and inabiity to exert control over her finances. He needs to man up and do something meaninfu with his life

No relationship would succeed without communication. She should always put her husband in the loop. You won't be much different if you were her husband

demolinka:
Hope she don't go back to the bread...

Sad

Not after tasting fame! She'd rather die

ifyalways:


After 10 years of marriage? yes it is.
Other things count eg companionship,cuddling, shared interests eg sports, discussions about long term retirement plans in bed , body warmth and shared jokes in bed.

@OP, Your youngest child is just 2. Poor woman is scared of another pregnancy plus she might be honestly tired with all the children and housekeeping.
Go with her for family planning.
Take her out on a romantic date or just pay for and send her to a spa .
Her libido is decreasing, you'd have to do more tlc, help around the house more and do more than just jumping on her if you want to get your groove on.
Stop forcing her abeg.

No one should force another or spouse for sex but this is not a situation of declining libido or tiredness. The OP mentioned he was even bothered more for sex in recent past. Clearly, there are other underlying issues that can only be resolved by communications.

oldtruth:
Thief... after deducting irrelevant charges on unsuspecting customers, why won't he be flexible. After getting huge grants from AFD and the rest with his foundation with the lie of empowering many Nigerians. That man you see there is the among most fraudulent men in this country

Forget this tales. You don't come by billions in dreams. He has given a lot to Africa economic wise, donations and mentorship. Don't waive him off with the back of your hands

sammirano:
What's the concern of US in our polity. Bleep the US.

Ordinarily, it shouldn't be their business but the number of Nigerians declaring Asylum in the US is staggering! They have to be concerned to avoid several push back to them in terms of immigration.

kolaxed98:
Yorubas too smart.

I knew it will involve technology.

just as two Yoruba women are part of top women in technology in the world

Anyway, that should challenge you to do more for yourself

jayboy007:
Banky and Mr Jollof, bunch of jockers .

Banky is not a joker. I don’t know about Mr. Jollof. Banky has led a responsible life as an artiste. He is educated and well behave. If you don’t vote for people like Banky, then who would you stand behind? It is good for us to give them a trial and see if we could be better by their representation

anibabes007:
sorry I had to say this, Nigerian bloggers are so foolish, incompetent and useless. So just becos of that post, she now mean she want a baby....... What if she's referring to a. New car?

There is a baby emoticon on her post na

supereagle:
Have you come across a widow and see the way the children feel for them when they are lonely? Life must continue after the death of the husband. Bible even says it is better to marry than to burn. Loneliness can make one burn.

Leave him. He is a child.