₦airaland Forum

hammer6F:
On a whole another level, we Africans need to stop following the west and return back to our cultural ways.

U see Sister Linda, was pursuing the American Dream, now she is having a baby as a last ditch attempt to avoid wat be fallen others. i.e. Moyo Lawal, Rita Dominic, Ebube etc

The going age now for most women is 40years.

If dem never reach 40 years, start to dey go from church to church it is not time for marriage.

Let us collectively decide to return back to our traditional approach to marriage and family.

The years come and go too fast that before u know it, from claiming small pikin, u realise that u are getting old.

African way is the best. Marriage before 20 years. If they push it at least it end up early 20s finally and not 40.

There was never a time African got married earlier than Americans or Europeans. African could be good at child marriage but the west marries once they are of age like 16, 17 to 20yrs

ItzBIM:
That’s 31billion per year.should I believe this shitt or not ?

You need to check your maths again

buhariguy:
Buhari sef,

This your government is wonderful,

See the way buhari anti corruption has reduced ekweme family to be begging for 200k pounds.

On a more serious note, why will the clinic hurriedly returned the money back to fg instead of the family.

The clinic should show the family the receipt for the returned of the money, because no money was returned to fg.

The hospital management is not customer friendly. They are just afraid of scandal. It is easy to return money paid by the family and make use of the Nigeria FG's money

Narldon:



Whenever I see Buhari on Nairaland, I open my purse and check if my Voters Card is still there.

This is by far the funniest and most witty statement this year on Nairaland

Successvibes11:
Nice innovation. At least I won't be scared of falling anytime I board a bike; and I can also sit, and relax comfortably.

You really think so? What if the back yield under stress? This is quickest way to die on motorbike!

BafanaBafana:
They could have made the bridge shorter and saved a lot of money.

Hahahaha. See you! The reason for the bridge is not to get to the other side of the river but to avoid as much traffic as possible as you go through the bridge

revelation2013:
How can a beautiful lady like this allow this man to convince her into doing this rubbish?

How would you know that for sure? The woman might have convinced the man. Hahaha

Therealev:
Cos there's no Nigerian more qualified abi? You make your products for the consumption and patronage of most (if not all Nigerians). But they're not fit to head your organization abi? Issorai.

Dangote has myriads of international companies even in Europe and Americas. The board should diversified. Don't you think? Moreso, These powerful people can easily break deals in the international sphere. It's good decision joor

saintol:
This issue of harassment is vice versa. I could remember having a lecture then, so there was this lgady sitting at the front roll with her boobs so revealing like they wanna jump out. She was embarrassed by the lecturer on the day. The lecturer said,' stand up, what is this that you are wearing. You think your boobs are fine abi. I can call you my wife, she has better boobs that yours. I mean boobs that are standing firm not these your low self-esteem boobs. Next time don't wear this my class. Awon omo radarada'. Na so we just dey laugh for back of the class wey we sidon.

The lecturer ought to be arrested. He is no more different than this OAU professor. What is his business with the girl’s breast? That is harassment!

That's funny

There is still a lot of time for CeeC to get things out of Big brother. Susan would eat her word. CeeC would get a lot of endorsement soon. She can easily be a villain in Nollywood movies

JustCalMeDBoss:
Well I honestly wanted cee-c to win but I guess miracle deserved it.

Wow but 170 million voters x N30 =N5.1billon i.e about $14.2million nice money making venture.

You didn’t talk about DSTV subscription fees. That is another set of money

sacajawea:
Over 360million for a car, is this guy that rich?
Even over 50% of Americans can't afford that

50%? 90% of Americans don't own $1M

iamJ:
nigeria is a failed country not because of our leaders, its because of us, we are all self centered lazy ungrateful, hypocrites that want free thing without working, u think that am lying?

go to aba and see fake drugs

go to lagos and see fake products

go to any business owned by a nigerian and see how he will charge u unnecessarily for no reason


we like to lie to ourselves and deceive ourselves, when ur pastor says God will visit boko haram and destroy it and u say amen, sit down and ask urself how? the same prayers up and down and ur life never improve, ask urself na?

buhari didnt lie, we are lazy


person go church and say amen to buy car and build house and the person sells onion, how na?

person carry him family do juju to get money

scams, land sales, car sales, mmm and the other ones


buhari might be blunt and harsh but in our hearts we know that what he said is true

Why can’t onion sellers buy a car. Cleaners in US have fancy cars. That is an indication of successful state

No president should say that of his people! It’s a sad day for Nigerians

iheartellah:
Aunty Lappage doesn't look so happy

She is disgusted that the Nigerian is not playing by the rules. She needs to stand up for her hand to be raised

Ishilove:
'Miscommunication' and boom! Separation. Smh

People of nowadays don't know the meaning of marriage. They just jump in and jump out like they are playing jump rope. It is no longer sacred or till death do part.

They just like the razzmatazz of pre-wedding pictures and the glitz and glamour of weddings, which is why when storm hits the so-called marriage it collapses like a pack of cards because of faulty foundation. 80% of people getting married nowadays are not emotionally ready for the rigours of marriage

There has always been separation in Nigeria Marriages just that there is more conversation about it now due to internet and social media. Check around. You will see a lot of step children everywhere.

I don’t watch the show because of my location but I noticed that Miracle has never took second position on voting. Only 1st. What does he do well?

oshe11:
I know.
She sat for 8subject but just below the "ART" they said 7subjects

The result may be fake as it was meant to escoriate her. But the reason for being fake is not the one you highlighted. Only passed subjects are recorded by WAEC. There is one F9 in the result.

NwaAmaikpe:



I can emphatically say he was a fake pastor that was why Fulani herdsmen could kill him.

Some things are not possible if you are a true child of God. It's just like saying that Bishop Oyedepo was attacked by Fulani herdsmen. It is impossible.
GOD ALWAYS DEFENDS HIS OWN as he rightly said in Psalms 91.

1.He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.

2.I will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.

3.Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.

4.He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.

5.Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;

6.Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.

7.A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.

8.Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.

9.Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;

10.There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.

11.For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.

12.They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.

13.Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

14.Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him: I will set him on high, because he hath known my name.

15.He shall call upon me, and I will answer him: I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him, and honour him.

16.With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation.

So what about Jesus and all his disciples that were killed? You are ignorant!

NB: I shouldn’t have repried. I just saw your name. Sorry

201320142015ob:
I often tell people that life is not a Nollywood movie.

Bad things do not always happened to bad people and good people do not always end up happiest.

I learnt this earlier in life.
The best students in my primary and secondary schools are not the most highly achieving today. Most of them didn’t even end up with first class in the University.

Even the first class students in most Universities do not end up the most successful.

Academic success is a little too overrated.

Mark Zuckerberg dropped out of Harvard to establish Facebook and he became the 5th richest man on earth. He is still in his 30s. Although he went back years later to tidy up.

Bill Gates also dropped out and he is the richest man on earth.

Virgins do sometimes end up marrying crazy philandering men, while some prostitutes do end up marrying men who worship them.

I’ve seen a woman who had several abortions but ended up having children in marriage when she was ready, while some virgins suffer fertility issues.

I’ve made up my mind to take calculated risks in life, and do what works for me. There’s really no almighty formula to success in life. If you see any opportunity, take it. As long as you aren’t making illegal moves and you aren’t hurting anyone in the process, go for it.

Those guys you talked about are geniuses. They are academic geniuses. Do you know what it means to get into those guys? Forget they dropped out.

pweshboi:
Hehehe kanu no want make Dem close his Hotel...

guy, dem dey take dat one sinceeeee

Olalan:
She can put it back na, just posting anything just to trend.
BTW the area of removal seems irritating, cant there be perfect removal of tattoos

She regrets removing it because it created a permanent scar on her arm. Maybe it wasn't done well or her body just reacted to the removing machine.

This is one of many cases of insanity that happen to gain traction. I don't even know whether to commend the governor's wife. This is no way to run a state or a country. Systems are built to take care of governance not to single out a case and be praised for it. There should be policy implementation for social welfare and home.

I do not know why the writer is heaping blame on the community. Who has the resources to help the other? Create systems that can handle cases like this. We should learn how to judge others.

Preshy561:
that guy may just be impersonating someone's picture as his dp,lool.
thank your stars you had the money to pay for the stuff you ordered.

It is no Nigeria where fast food cost a fortune. Food is what anyone can afford in the West. More so, we all have credit card to help

Ladyhippolyta88:
Self righteous people everywhere holier than thou .

Don’t mind him. With all his skills in Jonathan administration, were they not sent packing? How could he be so small minded?

tamethem:
I guess as you were typing all this your discorveries there were some green bottles that have been butchered in front of you.

Hahaha. That is really funny. Nigerians are just too afraid of things. Do you ever question how the Bible was put together? Surely it was put together by someone right? The various books were written by various apostles at different times. Someone or group of people put the books together. So if you think some writings were not left out, you have think again!

Cordis92:
Op, good for quoting some parts of the bible, but you forgot to quote Mark 14:21, where Jesus said "woe to that man by whom the Son of man shall be betrayed".

But who is Judas?

We are all Judas. We have betrayed Jesus many times and those times we crucified him again. Many times we have promised to be good or do good, but many times we betrayed Jesus' trust.

The “woe” is the curse being heaped on Judas by earthly beings. Lol.

The stories in the Bible are actually refined. It is even harder for non-native to understand except you are a bible historian. However, God still work according to our understanding.

Yes, there is a documentary about Jesus: Faith, Fact and Forgery by Bible historians and some Priests. Judas Iscariot was one of Jesus most admired ally. Judas bears the burden and suffering of having to betray Jesus once he was aware. Jesus had confided in Judas his role in christiandom and he found it difficult to accept.

So he isn’t a bad man as we portray him to be. I think there is a book on Judas Iscariot that has been discovered. It told of the pains Judas beared in fulfilling the scriptures

Seun:
Wow, this is good news. Congratulations to Ms Ikeji, her fiance, and their families!

I wish you made a move on her!

AuroraB:
Tboss lucky she took after her Mum in looks ooo

Not really. Check their lips and cheek line. Tboss is just fair.

Proudlyngwa:
Whenever I get a new phone first thing I do is delete the Facebook app.

Thank God my current phone didn't even come with one.

Facebook has lost its primary focus which is connecting friends and family, even Mark admitted it.

Hope he has something better up his sleeves, cause once this whites start developing trust issues, sorry is your name.

This is funny. hahahaha. Bro, who know you?