₦airaland Forum

steppin:
Hahahaha! After chopping people money, dem still carry SUV dash am on top.
Why I no get this kain luck?

See this boy again. That is an evil luck. Someone that is part of the grandstyle to impoverish, torment and depress his countrymen for his own personal aggrandizement

Laveda:
Insecured men everywhere. why ask her to swearr when she has a conscience that will judge her when she eventually cheats?

That was just unnecessary.

So very bad to ask anyone to swear. Swear to what and to who? Who wud dish her the punishment of her inadherence?Some spiritual force? That is a wrong way to start a marriage of voluntary commitment. She could sue the groom''s family for "trial by ordeal".

By the way, why is it only the woman that is to swear? Let the man also swear and see who goes down first!

Very annoying. I just wish women will stop bein needy of men. Their pride is becoming too much. After marriage, many are not able to take care of their families even. Just go to local market and see how women with husbands labor their lives away. Many of the men settle down to bear parlour.

Mtchewwwww!

Benita27:
You said it all.
Once you have it at the back of your mind that "no one is perfect", you're likely to tolerate for Love...and what matters is loving your spouse for who she/he is.

Hmmmm. I hope you are not looking for a reason to keep tolerating an unworthy guy? Just saying

electronic:
LoL bro u never see maths obviously .... No offence meant. Mech na learner naaaa...
I build robots too bro Kinematics na moi moi et al. If I send you just one control course slide you go believe. If you have entered small modern and traditional control honestly u go change course.. LoL

Only Russians dey comfortable with does kin ish.... Ugly and boring...Math. Calculus easy by force.
But utry for that robot at least the ultrasonic sensor dey well positioned

LoL. I never said it is not hard o. Actually is very hard but some men are born to do it. I want nairaland men to be those men.

Anyway my mechanical dept does Modern and Classical control and even 8000 level Advance control. One of the most respected books on dynamic control is written by a professor in my dept Craig Kluever. Be sure to read it from page 1 to last when you take his course.

JohnsonEmma:
But the place no look foreign at all ooo. Full of blacks...

jeezzz. lol

Bingham University dey naija na. In fact Nasarawa State.

However There is another Bingham University in New york.

akins2016:
Hmmm. pls you need to help me explain to the guy wella oo. Thanks my brother. Notations and symbols dey there to learn not to talk of theorems, proofs and definitions. Here for Yankee, you must know it, not that you will cram to pass. i have professors here that will give you questions you never see before in the exams and you know what that means in abstract courses.. above all, our background for nigeria is not strong in abstract courses.We just cram to pass those courses as pa say our lecturer self no know am. Thank you again jare my brother. I hope to see you here soon which state you dey process ?

I am sorry if you were hurt by my statement. Because you needed someone to studied with, I was wishing if you were with the TWU's girl, you guys would have made a reading partners. Somehow, you even knew her. Your saying she can't face a certain level mathematics was not even fair to her. All courses have more or less same challenges- Mathematics, Medicine, Mechanical engineering up to Music.

We have been here night and day advising people on GRE, admission and Visa which you have benefited from just like we got some time past. So a another advise on reading hard after you have complained using YouTube flared you that up!

I have done most of your Mathematics courses bro including your real analysis. Yes it is hard but not killing. You can even enjoy it if you know the trick. I do apply your mathematics in real life in my work as a Doctoral Mechanical Engineering student.

For example I designed and built this robot from scratch including manufacturing the materials in one course. I can't tell you the interdisciplinary knowledge I drew upon including mathematics, programming and control. So I know the challenge we all face but I was motivating you that Nairalanders ought to be at the top because we know who we are.

TashaGirl:
my Bro, twas fúçking annoying

Really, I thought I was the only one embarrassed with it. So I still got people that think like me...so I am not weird afterall.

The boy dey try. I ain't allowing any drama around me!

TashaGirl:
You guys will not listen!!!



Linda did the same thing to others, let the family enjoy it as well


I just dey smh for the girl that was screaming and shouting in the video. Hope no be Linda sha

That screaming girl was so annoying. How did they bring her up. They won't even allow the guy to say something. They were shouting on one side and the fiancee in question covered his mouth up with kiss.

steppin:
Oh! Yorubas deny their ethnicity all the time in Nairaland to help with their propaganda. I'll bet my last kobo, you're one.
The bile you've been vomiting is more than enough for me.
If you wanna buy land anywhere in the east, pm me and come with your money. I won't even collect commission cos I want to prove a point.
You think buying land in the east na beans? Aside from Lagos and Abuja, the east is where you'll get the most expensive land in Nigeria.
You think say na yoruba land where people sell land in hectares.

Hahaha ha
No one can help you again. I tried my best! Ethnic bias swims in your blood already. I hope and pray you fall into intermarriage

steppin:
Story for the gods. You're not from the major tribes and yet, you sound so much like Afonja. What's the hate for? You agreed you have a limited knowledge on the issue and yet, you're posting crap about Eastern universities.
Haven't you heard about catchment areas? Was it not the Northerners and SW introduced it, to block others from attending the schools in their zones?

LoL. So you really think anyone would deny his tribe just to make a post on NL. Huh? I thought of saying that so you wouldn't think I am biased.

This isn't catchment score...he was like the top 5 score in that department. The parents had to go when his name was not posted. Yes Hausa North does the types of segregation too.

By far, Lagos is more opened to other tribes. And try to create merit that is why you have Igbos in government in Lagos. I am a University Lecturers and I have colleagues everywhere. Those in the east complained the most of tribal injustice.

Do you know most Igbos won't sell their land to foreigners but other tribes sell to whoever is interested. We need to stop this. The youth can do better. I expect our education is to seek better understanding of our difference that bind us. Can't we leave our parents feud and forge a nation of love and togetherness?

OgidiOlu3:
Freeze is just an overgrown baby. His brain is really unused and will be worth a fortune.

Don't mind him. He dishes out criticism everyday of his life and couldn't even take one critics in his stride rather he went personal on the girl''s appearance. By the way, she doesn't look bad. The model we hail everyday are desirous of being slim like the girl.

One would think, Freeze would use logical argument to relagate the girl''s points . He just went low by launching out a personal attack on her.

steppin:
See how they purposely omitted Onoeze in his name to make it look less Igbo and more of a Nigerian.
Una don fail.
Igbo mma mma nu o!

You know what you should be glad for is the fairness that other region in Nigeria puts in their education system by scoring people, regardless of where they come from their deserving grade.

I can't completely say that of the east with the limited knowledge I have though. I have seen a boy gone over the cut off mark for a eastern universite denied admission because the admission officer said their people are not given admission in other region. I was speechless. University professors in the east who are not easterners deals with plethora of discrimination in office appointments. Why my friend?

I am not of the three major tribe. But I feel concern the types of rhetoric made here tear our country more apart. I glad an igbo guy came out top. It made me gladder for the just system that produced him and sang him out to the world

eniolagharxe:
...its computer engineering,would it matter if I didn't fill it in my DS-160?

Of course, it will matter. You don't wanna contadict yourself. If you really need the visa, you have to cancel this appointment. Fill a new DS-160 and link to to your reappointment. You won't be paying for first time cancellation. Your having visa starts from your DS160

eniolagharxe:
thought of that but also think since it's an undergraduate degree (associate degree) and I have just O'level and a computer engineering certificate I'd be a little "off" to talk like a "professional"

What course are you going for. If it is computer science or engineering, then you have to tell them you are a computer wiz and a very good programmer as a child. That you design mobile app fir instant and That made a software grabbed you straight from secondary school but as Nigeria is a country that place people according to their level of education, you found yourself loosing out on career development. And you still enjoy lower band of salary ev r n when you have the knowledge have the senior band.

That is what Gave birth to your decision to go back to school. That your certificate and the added knowledge is going to open world of opportunities to you and your dad is very excited to support your educational development.

What do you think?

eniolagharxe:
Please help...

Can't you remove your dad from the equation and say where you have been working since 2009 and your intended educational pursuit will help you to lead in your workplace when you come back to the country

akins2016:
Tods thank you so much jare.. I was about giving the guy like 7 pages of reply before i saw yours jare. Some people will just carry their mouth come here kon dey run wetin them no know. I talked to Esther in the beginning of this semester and she was like mehnn she respect me for the couses i am doing. That she can't even do them. i doubt if she can even do 5000 level analysis without complaining not to talk of 6000 analysis. In a nutshell, I think she's just doing all this management mathematics ... I doubt if she's doing the real mathematics.(pure and applied mathematics). This guy's reply sound insulting and i can insult him back. let me wake up

Hey calm down. I didn't insult you. Can't you use some advice. So you mean to tell me some YouTube video won't be helpful in your course? So all the courses I mentioned aren't part of your courses you will be taking to graduate in Mathematics? Were you expecting I would list all of them?

The people that studied with you are kind people. In graduate school, no one have time for the other except you came from same country. I was only sorry that you had to go through the stress of asking for such favor.

Bro, mathematics is a natural skill. There are young lad that crack adult mathematics. For you to continue in mathematics, you must have had flair for it. At least, none of this should be new to you at Master levels.

But like I said, it is good you were able to pull through

OK. I just finished my exam today. Though I have my Qualifier exam by first week of January, I still feel the need to relax awhile and probably look for Lagosismyhome trouble. Where is she?

eddymatti:
Good morning all, I have been a silent reader on this forum, everybody going for student interview are mostly science related, is there nobody that is going to study economics, that have gone for interview b4?

So many. The same technique is applied. Science students feel more need for further studies than the humanities'. More so, they get more scholarships than their art counterpart. Further more, science people too like book! Art ladies wanna settle down to marriage.

Omotayor123:
My period has NEVER caught me unaware,.



But there is this particular day, I didn't know how my pad shifted from my pant & stained my cloth. It was during our mid semester test. We were to enter for the test in batches and most students are hanging around. Mostly under the trees.




I stood from where I was sitting to stretch my leg And a friend called my attention to the stain.
Embarrassed, I sat back quietly


Tnx God I only have females around me, But funny enough none of them had scarf on....


One of my friend help me borrow jacket from a guy. I tied it round my waist in a fashionable style

Thanks to my star the test was postponed to the next day and I quickly dash home.....

So the guy went back to wearing that Jacket? It won't be nice if your friend hid what she was to use his jacket for!

They really should be thankful that they landed safety in Abuja. An airline that cannot do the most important logistics in flight service could crash land you any moment

gurunlocker:
I have some questions for this MMM has not crashed believers..

You guys said there's no central account for MMM so MMM isn't holding your money, agreed.

1) If they finally open the account January, I'm sure 98% will want to GH and no one will PH... what will happen here?

2) We know Nigerians, it's once bitten twice shy, Nobody will want to risk putting his money into this again.... Here's where some people lose, those who will be able to GH will be smiling and never come back, while those who will PH will be crying for life.



3) One of the excuse is that their will be more GH during Xmas period, is there no Xmas celebration in Kenya they went to? why didn't they pause there till January also?


We are not happy you are about to lose money, we are only sad that we warned you but the foolishness for getting rich quick enters your head.

Correct. I have been trying to get my head around it. A lot of MMM investor told me the administrators have nothing to do with their money as there exist no central collection system. That they pay the money into the account of people they are giving help directly and that Mavrodi was doing this selflessly. How is it then possible that the administrator was able to freeze individual's personal account? or the investors were all lying to woo people or ignorant?

akins2016:
It depends on the kind of mathematics she's doing. I guess you're talking about Esther she did physics in Unilag right ?

Is mathematics not mathematics: logic theory, PDE, ODE, Numerical methods, Calculus, operations research and statistics? What else? You need to be listening to YouTube video on any topic you wants. They are all there. As a nairalander, you need to be on top of your class. That is how we roll.

Yes you are correct about her.

Why are they shouting? I can't stand loud people. The Laura herself showed more decorum.

akins2016:
Hmmmm, How do i start this amazing story? Anyways, let me just start anyhow since this is not a GRE essay. I doubt if some of you still recognize me. this is akins2016, i feel like analyzing my experience as a mathematician during this past semester. First all, i will say that studying mathematics in this america is not as easy as anyone would think or maybe i am the dumb ass person who knows. It's been up to 4 months since i had the time to write on here as i was facing so many things in grad school LOL. All courses seems hard when everything started. as much as i tried to get people to study with, my brothers and sisters, the thing no pure oo. People here no too get joy for face oo some of them will even tell you to go drop the course if you no know am instead of them to explain things to you, one Indian guy told me this.Oga Oludare01 you are absolutely right. But i was able to get 2 Americans wey we kon study together.Also, i and some Ghanaian friends no relent ooo, we tried our best to study together as we were both facing this same problem. we were united to make things go well for us, it wasn't really easy. Anyways to cut the long story short, we met with our graduate coordinator and we were able to iron things out as he helped us figure out how to go about things and gave us some nice strategies I thank God that the most stressful semester of my life turns out to be the best so far (GP wise). This is not a cooked story as person like Tods and fesobi can testify to this. Even the indian that was forming boss is now having issues i doubt he finished this semester well. I just hope things are okay for him too sha. My advice for anyone coming here to study any tough course like mathematics or so should prepare his or her mind to face something tough but should not relent as hard work pays here. No saddists just like Oludare01 have said. Above all, I thank God for this semester. If i remember more, i will post more.

It is really good you know your weakness and studying ahead of time. But Mathematics shouldn't be too hard na. I wish you are in same class with Goldenqueen here. She studies mathematics in Texas Women Uniersity and had never had less than an "A" in any of her courses. Mind you, she didn't do mathematics in her undergraduate course o.

slimmy2005:
go and build hospital stamp for 900 naira fill the damn thing stamp it with dates and submit.

My God! This is a public forum. You have high reputation here na.

Chidex2442:
The rain did not just fall on this side.....

This is a witty statement

AnusOdourInhaler:
Love him or hate him, this Kachiku dude is working

Yes because he is a good fit for his profile. He is an Harvard law graduate who specialisation is in oil and gas. So he was able to understand the language of oil production and marketing and matched the IOCS executives' intelligence.

They had no choice than to come to terms with him. FG should look into qualification when appointing people to Ministries.

HungerBAD:
God bless this guy.

Honestly,I was expecting well to do Nigerians to rally around these players with gifts in cash and do stuff,but sadly none came,except for this guy.

Where are the Dangote's?the Jim Ovia's?what did Okocha,Kanu and Yobo offer these girls?of course we will pray that prayer only prayed in Nigeria "God take Control"

What did you offer them? If you send in 10k and ask everyone to take a clue from your humble donation, we would not need the big guys money. Anyone can give and we should all learn the act of giving!

bustykasa:
this joke is not acceptable in fact if am d one i will use his name n do 3 days midnight prayer naked..

I don't understand the unclassified part. Does this your prayer become more efficacious unclad?

SAMUELS3:
The breakdown was posted by -mrjojo

Boss, the way I understand it is that the dollar has already been converted to bitcoin, so what the person is buying is bitcoin and not dollar, and currently bitcoin is higher than dollar.

Oh! I see. So you may probably lose outeventually if you convert your US dollar cash to Bitcoin and then start looking for buyer to sell your bitcoin to. Right?

Assuming I used my $100 cash to buy $70 worth of Bitcoin.
I can use western union to send my raw cash at N375/$ which is N37500
or Sell my $70 worth Bitcoin at N520 which will give N36400.

So it all all depends and how much rate you got your Bitcoin with your physical dollars. The profit will only be guarantee if $1 cash exchange for $1 bitcoin

Bisjosh:
Is that a night gown under the jacket or something

Don't mind them. Such a double stardard in Nigeria. If a Nigeria girl wore that night gown, she would received the bashing of her lives now nothing is said to a white girl.

Did you see how Annie Idibia was insulted here recently while with her husband for wearing a short gown way more decent than this

lionlee216:
My Boss, BTC is expensive than dollars. Presently $1 in ur BTC account worth N520 as at today and if you want to sell it for N460.

As at monday, I sold my $170 in BTC account for 495N/$1

Its legit and pple are always rushing to buy bitcoin

Really? I have no idea about bitcoin. So how do get bitcoin into your bitcoin account? Is your $1 dollar cash equal to $1 bitcoin?