₦airaland Forum

PhockPhockMan:
When Osisikankwu was kidnapping women and children in South East, she kept mute only to wake up for Chibok abracadabra.
She's a good example of a hypocrite.




Lalasticlala, obinoscopy

Lala meanness, how much are they paying you for all these dirty job? A good percentage of kidnapped people would always come back. The Fulanis are not give a cent of opportunity to their victims. We know why people are kidnapped. Do you know why fulanis are killing, burning and pillaging Nigerians? Haba!

DipoDee:
...you write like PDP don't lie bro. And then, who cares about you or your existence? APC? PDP? Who?

Just go and continue your hustling so you can eat this morning, Jonathan's/Buhari's youngest son probably has more in his account than you will ever have in 5 lifetimes...you know that right!

What you said is the plain truth, nothing more or less.
Azikiwe and Awo were rich but not as rich as the poorest LGA chairman of today. They could have stolen as much as they wanted without opposition.
I cried when I learnt that governors of Northern states had to contribute to build houses the families of Ahmadu Bello and Tafawa Balewa. Can you imagine that in Nigeria of today?

LRNZH:
Fayose for Senate President Tompolo for Chief of Staff Boyloaf for Minister of Defence Nnamdi Kanu for Minister of Interior Dasuki for Minister of Finance
P ower to D e P eople

. . and you for Minister of (mis)information, Finance and Works. lmao!

Zico5:
Nigeria is really going crazy. Everywhere is upside down and some set of individuals still think we don't need a strict, fearless and formidable leader at the helm of affairs of this nation. Thank God for president Buhari for bringing sanity to the system. At least normal citizens are very much aware of the rot in every system of this country. Let the judge and lawyer face their music.

Thanks a million. But such a leader as described by u most necessarily be without partisanship in order to deliver quality leadership.

HateU2:
Sit her down and act like a man my bro. Be gentle with ur words and let her understand dat u don 'fvck' around or else u would have 'fvcked' her.

Ah! that will keep her hoping and working harder on him. Just keep dodging until she gets tired.
'Hell knows no fury like a woman scorned'. Shakespeare.

Kwajay:
http://kwajay..com.ng/2016/04/army-arrests-impersonator-with-illegal.html?m=1

Dresses him like white garment church pastor, arm him with a bell and a big book that looks like the bible, and send him to Sambisa front. Let him prove himself there.

[quote author=vislabraye post=44943028]Confirm if it's not an autoimmune disease. That's when the body tisdues begin to attack themselves.e compromise
Op, alternatively, visit the @Thedoctors on twitter.[rice /quote]

The differentials are many and range from allergy, atopic dermatitis to autoimmune disease. If it is spreading and itchy it may be signal that secondary infection of the compromised tissue has set in especially of mycotic types. A skin biopsy and dermatologist opinion will be needed.

BeeBeeOoh:
I had d same dream, but I woke up when I started peeing on the mat..

I was prevented from having my own dream by the sound of TV explosion caused by power surge, and the pungent smell of urine due someone's inability to ease himself outside due to fear of insecurity from robbers. If you cannot dream in the night, try 'day - dreams'.

Where is Mr. Ibu? He looks a lot like a good tennis man.

The tragedy of war is that it takes away the future by consuming the young and best materials from belligerent parties. We have to deal decisively with bh and ensure that such does not recurrent. RIP soldier.

skimarvel:
i conclude your knowledge of RADIOGRAPHY is very shallow. Radiographers are not and will never be supervised by Radiologist. Radiographers concern themselves with producing the best representation of the patient (image) and radiologist concern themselves with interpretation of the image.. Nobody bosses nobody.
full private diagnostic centres have Chief Radiographers as the overall head.
Next time don't speak out of ignorance or the reflex to speak nonsense.

My understanding of radiography is shallow but your understanding of radio-medicine and the radiography you promote is non existent. Ask me about radiology ok? Of course you do not know me, so be it. Find out from Dr. Mgboh and all those who worked under late Prof. Onwurah, both of them eminent world standard and pioneering radio diagnosticians in Nigeria. At the moment I employ 3 ppl like u who are happier than u.

themall:
In this world of survival-of-the-fittest, one needs all the information necessary to make the best decision in life. This includes choosing one's education and carrier in life. My reasoning is in terms of how to remain relevant, in a modest way, in securing a professional carrier and maintaining it for life. Take a look at the following questions below:

Is there any profession on earth today, where you CAN NEVER become jobless or irrelevant once you graduate and are qualified?
Is there a profession where you are always in demand anywhere on earth as long as you apply?
Is there a profession where you are instantly give attention at local and foreign embassies around the world once you secure invitation and employment offer?

You may be thinking far and wide about some advanced specialized profession such as experts in the field of Medicine, Surgery, Computer Technology or Science or some Engineering or Nuclear Program Expert. All these may be in demand but trust me, such degrees and expertise are expensive to acquire and the competition is stiff. More importantly, they sometimes loose their jobs with little to fall back on.

Of course Nursing is one profession that has stood the test of time. However there are many standards and there are many nurses making the for nursing jobs unstable and sometimes patronizing.

So what profession do I have in mind? It is medical radiography. I am not a radiographer, but do you know that, THERE IS NO UNEMPLOYED RADIOGRAPHER ON EARTH?! Ok, that may sound too ambitious, but if you see one unemployed qualified radiographer anywhere in the world, then that would be a serious exception, and it would not be due to lack of jobs or job opportunities or other normal reasons.

Radiography is the art and science of imaging of body cells, tissues and organs for the purpose of diagnosis using scientific techniques and tools such ionizing radiation is safe doses. In Nigeria, it is now offered as degree courses in the university for a period of five years.

No Nigerian radiographer is jobless. They are in perpetual demand by several private hospitals who can only engage their services on a part time basis since they often can not pay them full time. That's why many of the experienced and qualified radiographers have gone overseas. In fact its possible that over 60% of radiographers trained between 1989-2009 are likely not living in Nigeria. The rest are in bigger blue chip companies. While few are found TEMPORARILY working at General Hospitals across the country. Those on PP (private practice, a term used by radiographers, sometimes in sarcasm) in private hospitals are newer, younger and student radiographers.

My advice to youths (and older middle aged men, even of up to 50 years) is to consider going back to study radiography if the right opportunity exists.
(To be Continued. Contributions welcomed)
CC: lalasticlala, Carrier and Education Mods, hope this can be shared for all to see on front
(c) 2016 themall on Nairaland.com

Radiographers are technicians who are supposed to be supervised by Radiologists, but u know how our system works. All of them are now functioning as 'shadow doctors' granting themselves consultancy status, making money and polluting pure medical practice.

From early childhood we are taught basic laws of etiquette. One of them - 'don't talk when you are eating'.

OgaTheTop2:
When do we start cutting our thieving polithievians'' hands? They deserve this type of punishment.

No No. For polithieves I suggest cutting their blokos so they will not bring forth other pikin thieves to succeed them in continuing the national damage inflicted upon Nigerians.

Pastor of 'Fresh Lubricant Ministry', please can we get your views about fornication? Is it no longer sinful?

tunshe:
A medical consultant can also be a professor. Your question isn't clear.

What do you mean by entry level for a professor?

Or do you mean a lecturer at entry level and when he eventually becomes a professor and a medical officer at entry level and when he becomes a medical consultant?

Can you reframe it so that you could get better response from Nairalanders.

Medical Consultants who become professors earn more than other professors.

olokfor:
President Muhammadu Buhari's personal photographer Bayo Omoboriowo, shared a photo on Instagram of himself and Baba Shettima, former Chief Photographer to the Military Government of Nigeria.

Baba Shettima is credited for taking photos former military rulers of Nigeria like - Sir Ahmadu Bello, Yakubu Gowon, Emeka Ojukwu, Murtala Mohammed, Olusegun Obasanjo, Shehu Shagari, Muhammadu Buhari, Ibrahim Babangida, Sani Abacha.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/04/photo-bayo-omoboriowo-meets-veteran.html

He saw it all. That's the real chief.

That is not fun because he is the only one laughing while others around appear to be wondering. May be it is cover up, or the beginning of his journey to Yaba west. Monkey go Senate, it will still climb mango tree.

Eleyi Head of State.

Lagos heat dey too much Abeg. The man fit be Ebami eda reincarnation just asking for lift to Kalakuta Republic. I miss the man though.

lanre316:
This Kemi woman forgot to take her medications again. Her craze just dey enter new level day by day.

Her madness nah follow come, ANCESTRAL. I know she is not living with any husband otherwise she would not be so brazen and whoring in communication. Even women from brothels are more discretional when in comes to matters like this. Anyway what does she hope to achieve? Bianca as single gal living in London, or a widow is open to any man of her choice. What matters is occurrences within marriage. Kami go to hell.

lanre316:
This Kemi woman forgot to take her medications again. Her craze just dey enter new level day by day.

Her madness name follow come, ANCESTRAL. I know she is not living with any husband otherwise she would not be so brazen and whoring in communication. Even women from brothels are more discretional when in comes to matters like this. Anyway what does she hope to achieve? Bianca as single gal living in London, or a widow is open to any man of her choice. What matters is occurrences within marriage. Kami go to hell.

lofty900:
He probably died enroute to the hospital and the driver dumped him in the bush to save his sorry asssss. That's what I would have done. By the way, I have some questions
1.why allow the driver to drive off with the victim unescorted?
2. Why not write down the plate number, brand name and color of the car?
3. Why not collect the phone number of driver and take his pictures?
This is the Era of the common sense revolution g the new uys, let's be wise

Are u sure it is not new style for ritualistic to hit someone and take him away under pretext of taking him to hospital? Anything goes here in Lagos.

nairalandbuzz:
I cant laff...

Its like a joke I saw sometimes back...

Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying “Abeg if u dey come, buy one AK-47 and 4 Bullets make we take do night things” how do you explain to the police that your friend meant a vodka (Ak-47) and 4 Energy drinks. To make matters worse, your friend name is ROBERT and you saved it as ROB-1 in your phone, what will you do to convince the Nigeria Policemen.

Very easy. send for the vodka and energy drink called bullet. then ask your friend Rob to bring his I'D to the station. You go still spend sha.

They are recruiting now. Those to replace Durojaiye. I just dey laugh in Fiji dialect.

Apprentices call it ABC or Akara Bread and Coke.

ify2016:
It is too alarming the rate in which Nigerians have shown interest so far for 2016 recruitment into Nigeria Police Force. It's indeed a failure on the part of government for failing to provide a more better job opportunities to average graduates and Nigerians. The bitter truth is that after every struggle, it won't stop them from following the warning giving to candidates before they commenced their registrations.

Therefore, the following categories of applicants should pray more harder because their chances of being selected is limited.

1. Double registration: I was interacting with one guy last week and he boldly told me that men, " 9ja no be where person go dull himself especially for this kind Olopa things. According to him, I don already applied for Inspectorial role but since na naija we dey, I say mek I quicklyma run Constable own sharp sharp" I told him OK. that he needs God's favour to be shortlisted. If you belong in this category your name is unto thee I submit my good luck. 3% of applicants fall into this group.

2. AGE FALSIFICATION: This group has the largest part of applicants . Some claimed that they entered primary school at the age of 2-3. Some also claimed that they are single even when they already have four children. Haba, 9ja people, na who dey fool who? Let's just believe that it's rumour that those above 28years are allowed to apply but the truth is ,you that claimed to be under 28 and already have 2 children, Na when you wan retire? Just add 35 years in service to your real age and tell us whether you be Mandela mate. Some 19-22 years also applied as an Inspector but na God hand we dey.Bitter truth is that over 30%/ of applicants are in these categories.

3: FAKE CERTIFICATE: Some applicants trying to overcome the challenges placed upon them by bad governance and poor economy strives to falsify their credentials in order to meet up with the general requirement. But wait o, Federal government no get conscience self. How dey want graduate wey don dey jobless for the past 5 years survive without any palliative to survive. This thing no fair shall. About 5% may fall victim of this.

4. WRONG FILING OF FORM : A lot of people do bunnecessary mistake in filing their forms. It's very pertinent to take time by reading your information typed before submitting your application. How can you come from one State and fill another state of origin in the name of typographical error. Some applicants even went to the extent of filing a course they didn't study. You need God intervention if you are in this category. Funny enough 7% will fall victim.

5. THE DISABLED/ Tattoo, and fresh surgery : We all know that there is always a reason for any action for human deformity. Some physical challenge people may not be short listed except through God's intervention. A lady just told me that she had surgery, appendicitis to be precise less than two years ago but still registered. The bitter truth is that no law enforcement agency or Force can take someone that may have been diagnosed and undergone surgery in less than two years. But, God can still turn anything around. I believe in miracle. And for the baddos ( tattoo), I wish una best. 2% occupies this categories of applicants.

6. FLATFOOTED: Hardly will they collect these categories of candidates. If you're flatfooted unlike Army recruitment, your chances of landing the job is 50/50. The people in this group occupies 1%.


In all, what we need is prayer because, the battle is not even for the wisest or strongest but the favour of God on your screening day.

Nigerian graduates looking for job, the appointed time has come for us to make our choices. I believe God will favour us in one way or the other. Even if Police or Army job didn't work for you and I , Federal job is certain as far as Buhari is concerned.


REMEMBER THAT THIS WRITE UP IS A PERSONAL OBSERVATION AND SUBJECT TO CONTRIBUTIONS, CORRECTIONS OR CRITICISM.

GOOD LUCK!!!

Those with undeclared criminal records. And exertion intolerance. They should also do psychiatric tests on them. Good luck to them.

HateU2:
It's yoruba nigga. So, u sabi agege bread and u come dey form u don't know 'itumo'

Agege bread dey here for Onitsha. Do I mail some to you? Thanks for enriching my Yoruba vocab by one. Where is my phone make I call my Jumoke for Abuja.

HateU2:
Why bread seller

If u don't speak wat I speak, I don't have biz with u

Itumo means 'meaning'

Which language is dat please? I want to learn.
Bread seller because that's where my interest lies. I love Agege bread; moreover am a master baker. If you have no business with me then it's goodbye.

Post says River's women, not Ogoni women.

HateU2:
itumo

Are you also a bread seller? Sorry I don't speak what you speak. itumo to u too.

HateU2:
itumo

Sorry I don't speak what you speak. itumo to u too.