₦airaland Forum

Fedayeen:
The Islamaisation of Nigeria is on course.

This plan will fail in core northern states because no teacher will dare teach an almajiri about jesus christ that will not have his head on a pike the next day



It will faill in SS/SE because No teacher there will be able to teach students Qur'anic education because they don't even know it and will NEVER learn it.



It will be a success in the SW because of religious tolerance that they espouse so the xtian and muslim should gear up and seize control on who will come out top there

You spoke the truth but it is worth trying in the other areas. I am a Christian but I read Islamic articles especially from Nairaland. I go with the good ones and ignore the nonsensical ones.

Benart:
Corruption Runs in the blood of every Nigerian it just opportunity to manifest it

Kill Corruption without compromise,then Save Nigeria

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Chai. Captain escaping a sinking ship before passengers. Chai. Second sinking of titanic. mtchew.

damseyl:
When this lady go marry sef

Next year after her sixth 20th birthday celebration.

perhaps they are referring to his grandson. That man's age could be 18 to power 2.

Ovoko! Yeparipa! Osenubua! Weight control.

HateU2:
Lalasticlala, coman see oooo.
We don't need to contest for Miss NL again oo . Smellymouth and co, oya close thread and let's pick the winner

Another bread seller on the way to fame. . .

DonBobes:
Chei FTC again, ds one is for Oluwacypris1!

So mak we go nak forward roll?

So the late pope was a PDP man eh ?

TheArchangel:
People should start tattooing to whom it may concern with phone numbers on their chest or if loss to contact the numbers below...something like that.

Putting tattoo to wrong use. As usual with Nigerian youth.

The West have this young Ooni. The North also have another like him in the person of the Emir of Kano. We from the East need people like that who are also educated and enlightened to lead us traditionally. The days of ' Igbo enwe Eze' are gone.

NYSC National Youth Slavery Corp.

You sure say no be stolen car? I no trust that man.

dainformant:
However, an important comment which caught the eyes of his followers -suggests that the deceased may have gotten his hands dirty for the tragedy to have befallen him.

Source; 

http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/04/young-man-allegedly-murdered-by.html

I have sized him by his appearance and beg to agree with you. May his soul RIP.

naptu2:
Squadron Leader Martin Folorunsho Luther!

Right. And Mamman Vatsa.

taiyesoul:
Dele Giwa is patiently waiting for you.

And MKO. And Miriam. And Ben Ekele. And Martin Luther. And that him bestman for wedding. And . . .

Coke has too much sugar. it is responsible for preponderance and prevalence of of obesity in Nigeria.

Zina, I is ready for marriaging too. But I has no money. I is a wheelbarrow pusher. I buy the barrow on hire purchase. Oh Zina I rove u pass my mother. Will u mally me prease ? God bress you.

cruzita:
ageless beauty,matured in everything including her dressing.u rock

Isn't she getting older? You mean she is building seniority and gathering maturity ' in all areas ' without getting older? I disagree. That will be supernatural.
But she's beautiful, no questions about that.

If u have her on your bed you sure need a ladder, especially if you are el rufai sized. Not her fault but her nature.

is she going to partake of her cooking? that is the question.

It is Becks of the existence of Nigeria that the senators are able to steal serially from a distressed economy. Honestly it is because of the excesses of the political class that most people want the Nigerian arrangement dissolved. PIC, BIAFRA, BOKOHARAM, MASSOB, NIGER DELTA GROUPS etc. They all have the same grievance with the Nigerian silent majority.

NotNairalandi:
If what you know cannot change your life and the life of people around you...bro that knowledge is a total waste.

Please tell me,how can this thing you posted above solve the current economical problem we are facing?.
Mallam physician.im asking you:PD

Those laws changed the world. Nigeria is unchangeable.

They are age mates (the boy may be older) and match very well. Increase & multiply. Congrats to them.
( Goes back to watch his black & white TV over a bottle of palm wine ).

Saheed9:
That's why a doctor should always request for the presence of a chaperone while examining the opposite sex especially females, guys don't really mind.

Professional. You hit it squarely.

TANTUMERGO007:
These men defile small children, ask their followers to ra pe and defile other children and also to surrender their children to be ra ped but they send their children away to school and come rule the masses. we need to wake up, they taking us for a ride. *common sense

The New breed of young first class traditional rulers like Emir of Kami and Ooni of Ife belong to a different class please. They deserve our respect please. The days of gworo chewing and tobacco sniffing first class rulers are over. These ones are educated, suave, urbane, exposed and cultured.

kennysteve77:
Arguably, some say the Nigerian Police is not as efficient as their counterparts in developed countries, I still wonder how they make even the most ruthless criminal to wet his pants when apprehended. I think those guys deserve some credits for the incredible way they turn wicked criminals to comedians during interrogations. Below are few of the hilarious confessions of those criminals in fear of men of the Nigerian Police Force:

1. If I'm allowed to go now, I will never rob again in my life

2. I was the only nice one in our gang. I have never killed before, I often fight my gang members telling them that what we are doing is not good.

3. I am ready to tell you anything you want to know. What if the officer wanted to know the velocity of the moon round the sun?

4. My mummy is hypertensive and must not hear that I am a robber. If she sees this on TV, she'll die...

5. I already planned to stop after this last operation not knowing that I would be caught. Officer please help me!!!

ADD YOURS...

It is the devil that pushed me. ( Oya show us how he pushed you from behind or front).

I am under a spell. (The spell will expire after imprisonment).

I don't know why I did it ( since u don't know, u are likely to keep doing it until u know why, and fight it).

RebelChip:
What Do You Think?

With his blokos almost tipping the floor? Abi dem go remove am for Shanghai? lmao. But either way the war against corruption must be won.

stephenduru:
Read more. http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/04/photos-aisha-buhari-commissions-572.html

I hope BH is not listening.

gidgiddy:
What is the Kanu treatment? You APC supporters like to think about small things without bothering about the bigger picture. That's how you people were shouting 'change' without asking your selves if it was change for the better or worse. That's how you people were shouting 'jail Kanu' not knowing that it would turn him and his movement into a global phenomenon.

If you want to jail someone for treason, call for the jailing of Buhari because he is the only man in Nigeria still alive who commited the very act of treason by overthrowing a democratically elected Government on December 31st 1983.

Don't mind them joor

Pure non sustainable lies. If he swallowed it, his enzymes would have gone to work. If it was spiritual, medical science would be of no help. Stop deceiving gullible populace.

ChangeIsCostant:
A Jeep went up in flames while on high speed along Bonapriso expressway in Douala, Cameroon on Thursday (yesterday). The cause of the fire tragedy was not given, but witnesses around revealed that the driver had to open the car and jump out while the vehicle was in motion. quite an unfortunate incident...

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/04/driver-jumps-out-of-his-jeep-after-his.html

Mechanics will remove good carburrator or injector, reset a damaged on and fix. Electricians will keep your improvise fuses with wires. That is the result. Thank God for his life though.

OMG. Why is she cooking for a non celebrity? Did she not tell us that her husband is the one that bargains and haggles in the marketplace to buy fish, pepper and Maggie, while she manicures in the living room for hours? What's she doing in the kitchen with mortar and pestle?

chinoify:
could this be auto correct??
whats your opinion NLers

That could be typographic. The more important factors are lack of functional education, salary earner's mentality and a crippled economy that has killed businesses in general. Most of them switch to yahoo and drugs pedalling.