Ekez:
Since one certain man (sudanese abi nigerian ) start to dey rule nigeria everything just turn upsidedown,
Who we offend to warrant these kinm of punishment

You see my friend, it's not every post or thread on Social Media that you trivialize. This particular topic is a very serious and important topic. What you could have done or contribute at best is to posit what you think may have been the reasonable cause of the problem and try to suggest a solution. Who knows, may be one for the government officials are watching. Not all these childish tantrums.

emmasege:
Buhari should have himself to check and blame for the national shame recorded at NASS today.

No president has been booed during budget presentation since May 1999. This is a clear sign that he's presiding over a failed and divided nation.

With what happened @ NASS today, I doubt if Nigeria will not go into an unending crisis, should he and his party decide to rig the election next year.

2019 is definitely a year not to be in Nigeria, and I really envy those who were wise enough to have obtained their visa much earlier. Who wants to continue enduring Buhari-induced hardship and hunger?

The ONLY WAY for Nigeria to experience her much deserved rest, peace and prosperity, is to send this idiot of a President back to Daura or Sudan or wherever he comes from, by May 2019. Otherwise, many nairaland zombies wouldn't even be able to afford data from May 2019.

Let him who has ears hear NOW.

GetAtikulated.

Some of you will just come here to drop a bombshell of lies, all for 'likes', and some gullible folks will just take it "hook, line, and sinker". All you typed there, particularly your opening paragraph is far from the truth. The question is, why didn't GEJ present the 2013/2014 budget, that he had to send the NOI, the then Finance Minister, was it not because he's afraid of being booed...?

inoki247:
Oga 5million Vote issa at Stake. Dey will soon oda d the court to Scrap SERaP abi Syrup ni

That's not the point. I think SERAP got it wrong. Buhari is not their problem and shouldn't be the problem. It is the Kano State's House of Assembly, who has the right to institute a probe panel.

Good evening.
First, please where's the location of the car, in case we want to come for inspection;

Two, please give full details about the car: what is working, and what is not working;

Three, is this the last price, or can you go down a little, say 380,000 naira.

jaxxy:


I can’t even do 600k for this car. Thx

So, like how much are you looking at, because me, I'm also interested.

FashAutos:
More

Is it a 3MZ or xxl engine?

emychukwu:
Good evening, its around coker...and its a v6..

And is that the last last price.

Olayetan:


Remove the comprehensive insurance,
I will pay 2.8 in 2yrs

Well, I'm afraid I've changed my mind about investing in UBER Business. I have now opted for a long distance journey transportation business, starting with two units of Sienna. The risk is high, though, as well as the RoI, compared to Uber.

Thanks to everyone for their response, and good luck to you all.

Olayetan:



Will pay 2.4m in 18months sir

Not a good deal sir.

REDshouse:
sir Pls let me have your number and let's discuss interested and I won't make you regret it... 07082985176 is my number...

I appreciate all of you that responded to my offer. Meanwhile, it's a deluge of response, and I don't know who and who to go into the contact with. You know, the issue of trust.

However, I want each and everyone of you to send me a detailed application, including your detailed CV, to my email: aksiumnigeriaconsult@gmail.com. There are two spots to be filled, on hire purchase basis.

Applicants must posses minimum of senior secondary school certificate, that is, most have attempted WAEC but may not necessarily have credits in all the subjects.

Finally, give a detailed offer and how you intend to go about fulfilling the contract.

Thank you for your time.

edetsimon:
Good day boss, please I can deliver 35k weekly with no story. I have good experience with good rating. I live at Iwaya Yaba. Please I need this offer from you. Help me and you will enjoy me. Thank you. 07013777829.edetsimon2@gmail.com

I appreciate all of you that responded to my offer. Meanwhile, it's a deluge of response, and I don't know who and who to go into the contact with. You know, the issue of trust.

However, I want each and everyone of you to send me a detailed application, including your detailed CV, to my email: aksiumnigeriaconsult@gmail.com. There are two spots to be filled, on hire purchase basis.

Applicants must posses minimum of senior secondary school certificate, that is, most have attempted WAEC but may not necessarily have credits in all the subjects.

Finally, give a detailed offer and how you intend to go about fulfilling the contract.

Thank you for your time.

I appreciate all of you that responded to my offer. Meanwhile, it's a deluge of response, and I don't know who and who to go into the contact with. You know, the issue of trust.

However, I want each and everyone of you to send me a detailed application, including your detailed CV, to my email: aksiumnigeriaconsult@gmail.com. There are two spots to be filled, on hire purchase basis.

Applicants must posses minimum of senior secondary school certificate, that is, most have attempted WAEC but may not necessarily have credits in all the subjects.

Finally, give a detailed offer and how you intend to go about fulfilling the contract.

Thank you for your time.

Samtobh:


Call me 07084953245

Oga, na how much dir

Olayetan:


Is it still available?

We can strike a deal,
I'm still a student but I can work Friday to Monday and your car will be in your custody everyday, will only come pick it up to work on the days I mentioned and all money made through the car will be paid in your account, you just settle me weekly based on the amount I make with the time I work...

If I get you a 2003 Toyota Corrolla, direct tokunbo, say at the cost of 1.6m, plus comprehensive insurance, how much are you willing to pay back on hire purchase, and for how long would you complete the payment?

Mhideyh:
Please house am in dire need of a car urgently for rentals

Make - toyota
Model - corolla
Year - 2005 upwards

Address - ikota
Rentals - 30-35k

I have 2 verifiable guarantors
You can reach me on 08160833846 (calls or whatsapp)

If I get you a 2003 Toyota Corrolla, direct tokunbo, say at the cost of 1.6m, plus comprehensive insurance, how much are you willing to pay back on hire purchase, and for how long would you complete the payment?

edetsimon:
Simon edet by name, Location Iwaya, Yaba Lagos. Experience uber driver. 07013777829 . Boss I think 30k is fare to safe the stress on the car but if you stand on 35k I'm willing to do it. I'm Honest to myself before the World. Have a nice day sir.

If I get you a 2003 Toyota Corrolla, direct tokunbo, say at the cost of 1.6m, plus comprehensive insurance, how much are you willing to pay back on hire purchase, and for how long would you complete the payment?

You all can send your confidential response to

aksiumnigeriaconsult@gmail.com

nisotnisot:
ogunnami oluwatosin
already a registered uber driver in need of a car
resides in Ikorodu, at 4/6 bayo alabi street, first gate ikorodu
080626603036, 08165281627
oogunnami@gmail.com.

If I get you a 2003 Toyota Corrolla, direct tokunbo, say at the cost of 1.6m, plus comprehensive insurance, how much are you willing to pay back on hire purchase, and for how long would you complete the payment?

dmmike:
Hello nairalanders, I am Adeyemo Michael... I am newly registered on the uber platform and I am in need of a partner who can give out his/her car either on rentals or hire purchase.. I can be reached on 08165465318

If I get you a 2003 Toyota Corrolla, direct tokunbo, say at the cost of 1.6m, plus comprehensive insurance, how much are you willing to pay back on hire purchase, and for how long would you complete the payment?

cucumbae:
If small doctor was a Fulani herdsman the police would have looked the other way.

God, in His Mercy, gave every humans brain, free of charge, to be used purposefully. But some humans would just fail to utilize theirs.

booblacain:


Yes, lontor, lenon, kamisafe and the likes. Do you have rechargeable mini table fans as well?

Dear Sir/Ma'm

You have to specific about your needs so that we will know what we are working towards.

LONTOR has different categories of led lights. I'll send you the different categories tomorrow by God's grace.

What type of LED lights do you need, is it LONTOR…?
I can help you facilitate it. I'm a dealer to Lontor. Let me which one exactly you want. I may as well send you samples.

sheyman2000:
Price:2.6m

Location:Lagos mainland

Contact 08094009002 for more details and enquiry

Are you serious about this price or you're joking because I'm interested and ready to do 2.2

Kingspin:
Kaduna would have been that peaceful and beautiful place if not for Sha.ria shi.t.

I have always say the best way to reduce religious crises in Nigeria is to make a binding law for religious practice. Compelling people to keep their religion to themselves.

There is no clear law checkmating religion right now even if there is one it is full of flaws.

Good religion are not spread by killing innocent people or taken territories/control. Good religion accommodates others.

Those calling for restructuring and confab have better sense and interest of Nigeria at heart.

And who told you that the current break out of violence is religion related…?

bercarray:
School made me know there are different types of people, there's this guy I had as a room mate in school he's once a tenant like me, so after a year he couldn't pay and he's managing at my place. this guy is in dental therapy department, this guy can borrow ur penis to f**k a girl, he no dey buy bathing soap na mine he dey use, I got tired and went home to bring one ose dudu and told him not to use it that it can't be used anyhow that I must say something b4 I use it to bath, this guy still used it saying I'm using the ose dudu to collect his glory and he wants it bk that's y he must use that soap, after a year i. moved out of that house for him. This guy ehn I'm sure he borrowed the life he is living from God, like baba God I know that is not my life with you but please borrow me lemme go n
an live it

There is this one too I live with at practical this one stingy die, he bought ludo game and kept it under his foam so as to hide it, he woke up the next day ludo don spoil I can't laff, he keep virtually everything and padlocks it, even red oil inside his bag of cloth

strangest:
I am still trying to figure out how we get our leaders in this country










This is just so funny

HSBC Holdings plc is a British multinational banking and financial services holding company, tracing its origin to a hong in Hong Kong. ... The HSBC name is derived from the initials of the Hongkong and Shanghai Banking Corporation. The company was first formally incorporated in 1866.

Source:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HSBC

nurey:


They have removed your gear and remixed the gear wire to the brain box what you have now is an hybrid Toyota sienna.
You need to buy a new gear box complete with 13pin and fix. If you still have the old one, let a qualified technician check it's state.

I would advise you find a new mechanic at this rate they are milking you and you may sell the car to them for peanuts eventually

Sad! Quiet Sad! Very Sad indeed! Shaking My Head.

Thank you sir.

nurey:


the 10pin is for the 04-06 with 3mz engine. don't waste money on buying any rubbish brain box store the car if you can't afford the expenses now. what you need is the right gear box 13pin

Ha! What a mess! So, the idiots just experimented with my car! Ho my! ���

I think they should return the valve body they removed. It means there was nothing wrong with it in the first place.

Thank you sir.

…in fact, mechanic has ruined my 2007 Sienna and they have drained my picket.

The car only developed overheating, I spent over 200k to fix that, though it includes shock absorbers, engine seat etc.

After fixing that, gear problem enter, which was not there before ooo!

They do do do ooo, so tay, they change gear from 13pin to 10pin, having waited gear oil of 20k thrice. Now, they are asking me to cough out 45k for an extra brain box for the gear to work well… you see my life…?

mbhs139:


Unfortunately, in the year of our Lord 2018, my elder brother has fallen victim with his 1.1million gratuity money. I'm crying right now, because the consequences is already affecting my own finances, if you know what I mean.

He never consulted me before taking this action. In fact, when I asked him what's the name of the company he paid money into, he said he can't remember. To tell you how dumb some people could be if you cannot remember the name of the company you paid a whopping 1.1million naira into.

Now, how do I tell him that he has been scammed?

Please good people, is there anyway I can involve the police or EFCC to recover my brother's money back, if not all, at least part of it.

Honestly, I need to see this through. I know what am saying ooo! Before someone will commit suicide O!

Please advise me on what to do please. Can o report them to the police?

Coolcash1:
They are a scam! I got a text from them based on their form I filled when I went to shoprite informing me that I have been selected for a free holiday trip. That I should come for a presentation and also pick up my gift voucher. On getting there, truly I saw a fair number of innocent invitees just like me waiting to be called in for the presentation. However, prior to this time, I have been very very sceptical and careful giving out sensitive information about my work, family and location. Back to the presentation, they presented as stated and requested that before I can enjoy all the benefits they mentioned I need to drop half a million naira- lai lai! mmba! O boy, come and see the sweet talk, toasting and marketing, they did everything to get my hard-earned money and I said NO!

This confirmed my initial fear about them being a fraud because why the desperation. You told me I should come for a presentation and also pick up a gift voucher but never said I will drop that huge amount of money. What for? To further show that they are really really desperate they said I must drop something. To put it in their words, show a commitment. At this point, I had to use force with them querying why such immediate demand that common sense demand you give me time to think about it. I just got up and left hurriedly.

Nairalanders always shine your eyes! These scammers are now getting sophisticated and professional.

God help us!

Unfortunately, in the year of our Lord 2018, my elder brother has fallen victim with his 1.1million gratuity money. I'm crying right now, because the consequences is already affecting my own finances, if you know what I mean.

He never consulted me before taking this action. In fact, when I asked him what's the name of the company he paid money into, he said he can't remember. To tell you how dumb some people could be if you cannot remember the name of the company you paid a whopping 1.1million naira into.

Now, how do I tell him that he has been scammed?

ChiefAzubuike:

So you expect the poor boy to sleep in the same hostel and shotput inside bush with the "common corpers"? He is a celebrity with a high status and asides that, his life will be at risk or do you think he doesn't have haters?

Just as @ helphelp said, An average boy can enter into camp, register, collect necessary docs and arrange any camp official to be out until the end of the orientation camp.

When I did my own service, I didnt even use up to a week in camp. I left. Some people even ghost the whole 1 year not to talk of 3 weeks of time wasting _bullshit.

I just elope after swearing in, came back two days to posting for primary assignment. Told zonal inspector to chop all my allawee, and bolted to Lagos for the whole year. Got back to camp a day to passing out with my certificate waiting for me. I was the first to be called for everything. That's naija for you.