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Willie2015:
In addition..learn how to trade

Foreign Stocks
Forex

it will surely boost ur earnings ..

Godspeed

Lol. Just like that o. Forex is not for the chicken hearted ones o. Many dey drop out along the line. But it's a good skill and if u get it right, you are made for life. even at old age, u will still be printing raw cash right from your bed room. It's not a get rich quick skill but we die here!

Are you on it already or just starting out?

pansophist:
Lol. Na now your eye$ clear abi?

This boy if I konk this your bald head eh. Are you not among those that always praise Nigeria as a good country? Have you forgotten that you once said it's easier to make it in Nigeria and Nigeria is heaven on earth? Those of you that don't understand the plight of the common man in Nigeria will always type out of point regarding the situation of Nigeria.

So you know that na now his eye open and u understand the situation of Nigeria but still wickedly praising the country of how good it is. How sweet it is to make it here.

You are a very wicked human being trust me.

fergie001:
Ask not what your Country will do for you but what you will do for your country.

Be patriotic bro....

ogbonti will be so happy with this your post. These are the kind of posts he feels happy about. Let's build Nigeria together. ogbonti will be the chairman of the committee while pansophist will be the vice-TEAM LET'S BUILD NIGERIA. Nigeria is heaven on earth, whereas he dey Germany.

mrjojo:
Nigeria can't get better in this generation, this is no curse, but fact!. 20 -25 years ago, there was a massive japa train. 20 years after, nothing has changed, things have gotten worse even!

Don't gamble your life believing in Nigeria!

pansophist will not agree with you on this trust me. He is one of the problem of this country. If I catch that guy eh, weti I go do am his eyes go clear.

HeadNigga:
I have always believed I will make it in Nigeria no matter what. But with the current realities in this country I am seriously considering japa. Nothing is working anymore.

Forex isuues
Security issues
Inflation
Food insecurity
Tribalism
Power failure

These are too much for me to bear. I can't continue to act strong...I am already broken.

ogbonti won't agree with this your new thought. Please, let stay behind and build Nigeria according to ogbonti.

Nigeria is heaven on earth says ogbonti. Please, don't even let that thought of trying to travel abroad cross your mind. Because according to ogbonti, you can make it faster in Nigeria. You will be stinkingly rich in Nigeria.

I beg of you, let's obey ogbonti the APC clown and stay back to build the already dead nation called Nigeria.

Remember, we are patriotic Nigerians and together with ogbonti and pansophist, we can build the nation to our taste.

Please, what do you think?

Eunoiaa is far gone. This one is a complete lost soul. It's the copy copy ladies that will heed to her feminine beliefs that I just pity. Those ones that don't have the minds of their own that follow bad advice.

I repeat, Eunoiaa is far gone. This one won't respect a man at all, and I doubt if she can raise well to do children befitting children from good homes.

I repeat, Eunoiaa is gone and lost. Ladies with common sense, please and please distance yourself from these kind of ladies like Eunoiaa. Her kind can't build a perfect home with any man. She is completely lost in her feminism beliefs. And she will wreck so many homes for those ladies that always like taking bad advice from their fellow ladies. Be wise ladies. Distance yourself from ladies like Eunoiaa.

This is quite terrible and pitiful!

[quote author= post=128759657]Hello[/quote]Follow this to get the ogbonje news that is setting the whole Twitter able right now. Nigerians want to roast a man alive. Going on right now.

https://www.nairaland.com/8019651/osita-chidoka-tackles-tinubu-behaving#128767008

Naija.Cover, I have brought ogbonje news to your door o. Go and carry this news. Nigerians want to roast alive this man on Twitter. The roasting is going on right now.

How did it start? It happened that the man was a chronic supporter of Tinubu in the past election. He lambasted Obi in a lot of tweets. Now that same man came to Twitter and now asking well meaning Nigerians to make donations to pay her daughter school fees.

Nigerians want finish the man on Twitter. We are calling for ambulance to come rescue the man right now. And you agree the only Ambulance that can carry this news on time. Rescue reduce rescue! Below are the screenshots to buttress my claim.

pansophist:
Harassment when she doesn't find him attractive, but flirting if she finds him attractive. Lol

Don't let me see you in the travel section. Cuz the way I go take chase you, you won't like it.

pansophist come and see what people are facing in Nigeria. With your clear conscience, you will still go on to say those in diaspora that are in a system that works are suffering more than those in Nigeria. Isn't that pure wickedness?

ogbonti come and see what people are facing in Nigeria. With your clear conscience, you want to compare this to those in saner clime. Isn't that pure wickedness?

Hezzyluv:
When she nags a lot over little things. My peace of mind and sanity matters.



They happen to be calm as ice when me and them gets closer.

It seems like you don't understand the question the homo sapien asked.

ogbonti:
Just 2 years abroad - she dey yan turenchi - she is still converting $1 to N1,800 - feeling better than her peers they went to JAMB lectures together - I get it - we all went through that phase -- give her 10 years now - when marriage comes or single motherhood beckons - bills happen - mortgage, car note - student loans payback --- car insurance - energy bills - racism @ work and many more come up -- she will start singing a different tune - so if you are moved about a rookie's testament of 2 years overseas- you are dumm ba than the rookie

Cock and Bull stories. Did you just say just 2 years? Someone that has been living abroad for a whole 2 years, landed and everything was going pretty well for her as against all the lies most of you do concoct for the gullible ones, you are still waiting for her to fail abroad. You will wait till thai kingdom come, if that's what you are looking for.

How do you even reason most times, and you do lie about that you have lived abroad before. You don't sound like you have ever stepped out of Nigeria, if not, you are supposed to know what is obtainable in all the saner climes.

Even if she has children, do you know that most parents do cash out with their children abroad from the federal government through child support? Oh you haven't heard about child support from the government. I understand why you are not informed about simple things like these.

You are not just exposed about what's going on in the saner climes. Ask those in Canada and Australia, the federal government do support parents if they have children. They get paid a portion to support kids. That's saner climes for you.

To tell you that most of you do lie alot about this abroad of a thing, watch what someone who lives in the UK said below. He said most of your type lie alot about most of the things you folks concoct:

https://www.facebook.com/comediantripleu/videos/765470902164233/


Copy the link and paste on your browser to watch what he said and also do well to read through the different comments and see how all of you guys lies have been exposed by some genuine ones that live in that same abroad you guys do paint as hell on earth.





cc: pansophist

flexyrule:


Baba rest. Tithe is a mystery!

I have to take my time to open your eyes to this. With your clear conscience, I pray God open your mind to understand this. What is it? Please, take out your time and read these verses of the Bible below and tell me what you think:

Mathew 25:34-46

25:34 Then the King will say to those on His right hand, ‘Come, you blessed of My Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:

25:35 for I was hungry and you gave Me food; I was thirsty and you gave Me drink; I was a stranger and you took Me in;

25:36 I was naked and you clothed Me; I was sick and you visited Me; I was in prison and you came to Me.’

25:37 “Then the righteous will answer Him, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry and feed You, or thirsty and give You drink?

25:38 When did we see You a stranger and take You in, or naked and clothe You?

25:39 Or when did we see You sick, or in prison, and come to You?’

25:40 And the King will answer and say to them, ‘Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did it to one of the least of these My brethren, you did it to Me.’

25:41 “Then He will also say to those on the left hand, ‘Depart from Me, you cursed, into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels:

25:42 for I was hungry and you gave Me no food; I was thirsty and you gave Me no drink;

25:43 I was a stranger and you did not take Me in, naked and you did not clothe Me, sick and in prison and you did not visit Me.’

25:44 “Then they also will answer Him,[d] saying, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and did not minister to You?’

25:45 Then He will answer them, saying, ‘Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to Me.’

25:46 And these will go away into everlasting punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.”

Now, I am not saying that giving tithe to the church is wrong, but it's one of the least things you can do as a Christian and God will be happy with you.

Taking a handful of your money to give to a pastor as tithe when their are orphanage children out there you haven't even given a dime to, is the least good thing you can be proud of to do as a Christian and will feel fulfilled.

Instead of giving out 20k as a tithe, I am asking you to remove from that 20k and give a portion to the orphanages.

One thing about majority of Christians today is that they respect their pastors more than the actual words of God; the Bible. We don't read the Bible to know things but instead we listen more to what pastors say, even if they are leading us astray.

As an individual, try as much as possible to read the Bible yourself, so that you won't just be following what pastors say blindly.

The best tithe any Christian will ever give is the one he or she gives to the needy, not the one you give to the church. God will not come down to collect that tithe you give to the church. He will bless you more if you prioritize giving to the needy ones aside the church.

Who are the needy ones? Those without any helper. The orphans, the windows that live in your street, your neighbor that needs your help. That stranger that comes to you to beg you for money on the road. Majority of us will see these people and won't even have sympathy on them.

But rather we will prefer to carry the chunk of our money to go give as tithe in the church while we really have people that have serious needs for that money.

It's high time we Christian really need to prioritize things in our daily lives. We will rather take our money to the church as tithe to give to the church, of which God won't come down to collect that tithe than to help someone who hasn't gotten anything to eat since 3 days.

We prioritize our pastors more than the needy ones, which is supposed not to be so. Most of those pastors already have enough.

The reason I said split your tithe into two parts and give a potion to the orphanages every month and watch how things will change for you.

God will value that portion you will give to the orphanages than the one you will give to the church itself, trust me.

I just pray God should give you the understanding to understand this deep info I just shared with you. May God open our eyes to understand his words.

EreluRoz:
But women will always be asked to forgive her cheating husband. It's a man's world truly

In Mr Akpan voice - EreluRoz is on it again o. Town crier of nairaland.

MrCork:
Son i cant join u coz am not sufarrring...am a Londoner from London. Shame on u for eaten pooor man food in front of a chick. U definitely not a Nigerian. Immigration should export u!!!(no oofencsece)

mad man. Woman wrapper.

MrCork:
To help u...u take women to restorant...cinema..movie...skiing..ice skating.....u dont take a woman out to drink garrrrrri.
Brother u shold be arrrrested embarasssing nigeria. Can u drink garrrrri in front of white woman?

Why won't I drink Garri in front of a white woman? I want to promote my culture to that damn white woman you want to form for. They will like it.

White women love learning. They will like to know what Garri is made of and won't mind having a taste. Come off it. Don't form for any woman or do things to please women.

Do things to please yourself. Put yourself first before any woman who is not your blood.

Ola9ja23:
Double face

The platform enable saboteurs to cause havoc on our economy

Dollar has gone back to appreciating again. As at the time of typing this, it's now 1550 naira. Is it still Binance that is causing this current rise?

Binance is not the cause of the dilapidated attitude of the naira. FG knows what to do but they won't do it, rather they will be fighting innocent people.

Why won't the naira depreciates when their is high inflation rate? Bolders are closed. Import duties on food commodities is high and the government expect naira to appreciate isn't it?

To me, the government is the problem of the doom of Nigeria. Banning Binance won't solve anything, trust me.

MrCork:
U shold be ashame drinking garrrrri in front of women...are u a driver sir?..juss askin?

Come and join me. This tastes so yummy with enough peak milk. Show me the girl you want me to form for with this nice combination. You must be stupid MrCrok.

MrCork:
U shold be ashame drinking garrrrri in front of women...are u a driver sir?..juss askin?

I drink Garri with peak milk and groundnuts. Can I tell you it's very sweet? Be yourself young man and stop disgracing us.

Roll with real homies and learn what being a confident man is. It's one of the things that make women Hot. A man that is confident and do his things his own way, is one of the attributes that turns women on.

Even if you want to form, come on, don't form for a woman. They will chop you clean mouth and still go and fvck your confident homie right in your bed room.

Forming? Don't do that shit. It sucks badly!

Snowx:
From this..I can deduce that OP is not more than 22years

Very obvious. Na one mumu small boy him be. Even if it happens that he is in his 30th, then I can put it to you that he grew up with inferiority complex and has very low self esteem.

From his write up, you will know he is still in his 20th range, probably between 20-25.

He will continue to impress women all his life. He has no balls. No manly attributes, except using money to trade sex with ladies. Na one kind ozuor boy who will always use money to get women. Zero confidence. Zero charisma.

He can never get a woman without flaunting money. When he grow up, that's when he will realise that there is difference between attracting a woman with your natural attributes and using money and material things to get women.

This is one of the reasons why children need good fatherly care in their lives when growing up to inculcate real life lessons in the male and female children. It helps in shaping how they view life and the type of mindset they will grow up with.

I can't train my male child to grow up to be like MrCork who lives to impress women all his damn life. He doesn't really have love for himself. Whatever he buys with his money, it's simply to use it to impress women.

Practically he is living life for the females out there. What a pity for such a low thinking toddler with a male genital!

It's quite a pity!

MrCork:
M.O.D...FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!

Please advise? (no oofencsece)

MrCork is still a kid who is always trying to impress the female counterpart.

Grow up cork and be a man who doesn't give a damn about what one ugly female thinks about you.

Do you know that some of those beautiful "in quote" ladies you classify as beautiful don't have anything upstair? Majority are not smart order than being materialistic. Are they the ones you want to be impressing?

Some are dirty inside and only care about their outer appearances. But try and check their level of hygiene, you will discover it's a big mess inside and at home. Are they the ones you want to be impressing by not drinking Garri with peak milk and groundnuts?

I put it to your damn face as a challenge to grow up this year and learn from us the real men in this Nairaland who don't live to impress female baddies and Gen-Z of this generation.

It's ladies like Mosses Bliss new wife who have groom themselves so homely and grow up being so respectful and loyal and not showcasing their nudity on social media platforms, those are the types of ladies we do have respect for and can move mountains for. Not the type you chase.

Stop embarrassing the brotherhood of men MrCork, I beg of you. Stop disgracing us all the time.

Queenmama03:
I applied from Canada and paid 30k online. Got it in less than a week.

For those applying from diaspora, how did you capture your biometrics?

Lalami3232:
We keep on wasting trillions yearly without seeing the result. A country like Nigeria wey dey blessed with brains, good climate, natural resources etc go still dey suffer wetin small countries like Seychelles, Gabon and co no fit even dey suffer, all because of our poor choice of appointing leaders. Nigerians will boldly vote incompetent people to rule them all because of tribalism, religion etc.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

ogbonti voted for APC in the last election. And now he is planning on relocating to his village to live like a king using solar power. Can you imagine?

flexyrule:


Baba rest. Tithe is a mystery!

So giving to the orphanage is not misery right? Don't let anyone deceive you, church tithe is a scam. Go give your tithe to the orphanage. That's the best tithe a man will ever give. At least you know where your money is going to.

blackbriar:
FBI bro, you did not even care to understand my post. Hence i think you will make a very fine MI6 Officer. *winks*

Don't worry, we are all coming to Australia. No be only you like better things. Wink wink.

eepeepook:
Abuja suppose dey the list. I lived in a house wired all the way from the financial district. We had steady electricity all through my two year stay. The voltage was low whenever the national grid was down, however no blackouts of any sort. Living there was no different from being abroad. I completely forgot how it felt to sleep in darkness.

This is what I won't agree with you on. Don't even console yourself with this. What a joke!

AgentGoat:
This thread is a testament to the low living of most nigerians mostly the youths. lol. They taught 200k is a big money.

You said it all. But people like ogbonti and pansophist will still tell you that Nigeria is heaven on earth where people enjoy and live like Kings.

They believe people are enjoying in this Nigeria, living and doing pretty well like Kings and Queens. Little do they know that many are suffering and dieing inside and can't even eat a square meal a day. Some go to bed with empty stomachs.

And yet, you will still find some persons that will always turn a blind eye to the hardship, kidnappings and terrorism that is plaquing the whole country and will rather tell you that those living abroad are suffering and living miserable life.

How heartless can some humans be!

lokoventurex1:
It is not easy in Nigeria even before this present administration, talkless of what we are facing now. I run a POS business and was making over 300k monthly in 2021 till 2022. In 2023, my monthly profit reduced to 240 something, i was still managing it. As at Nov., 2022, marriage came. Wifey got preggy and we had our child in 2023. Still making more than 240k every month.

Long story short, it has not been easy, but we are doing fine, maybe because of my past savings though, but past savings don even finish now cos man has done a whole lot with money. Monthly profit has even gone back to 175k this month. Last month was 153k. But i still save ooo cos how i will pay my 300k yearly rent if i don't save and my wife and baby eat well. My baby monthly expenses for now is still 25k. We dont use 12kg gas, but 6kg. My prepaid metre no dey pass 4k in a month. Last time i bought half bag of rice was last year November, but we dey eat well to the glory of God and have never ran out of money. And still pay Tithe. Na only project i no fit do for now, but we can feed and do some basic things with some agidi. If wifey start work, we go balancw again

OP you can cut unnecessary expenses. You dey make more than me now sef..

It's well. Na man you be. Surviving in this Nigeria with family is not easy.

Please, I want to ask, I will like to start this POS business and employ someone to run it for me. How much can one use to start it?

flexyrule:
The people saying that the OP isn't prudent are either residents of Osogbo or they're still between 22 to 26 years living with their parents or a relative.

As a family man with say 6 years work experience, living in a city. 200k is nothing.

Tithe - 20k
Gas 15k
DSTV - 10k
Your parents - 50k (Worst case)
Fuel for car - 80k (As in you dey drive less than 50km to and back from work be that)
Feeding - 50k

You're already in a deficit....
Rent nko?
Light bill?
Data/Airtime?
Laundry nko?
You no go chill?

How much be 200k abeg?

Anybody who says N200k salary is plenty money hasn't earned 200k...

Brother abeg, reduce from that your tithe. Instead of giving tithe of 20k a month, do it this way. Share that 20k into 4 places (5k each). Add 5k to your saving. Go to an orphanage home and give them 5k. That is the best tithe so far you will ever give. Then the remaining 10k should go for your church tithe.

I will rather give more to the orphanage than to give such for church tithe. You will feel fulfilled cutting out of that huge church tithe and give a portion to an orphanage children in an orphanage home.

abobote:
We that womanize have really suffered, is it why money doesn't last in our hands

Of course! Womanising na your mate? That thing will put very big hole on your pocket, especially those that don't use eyes to see woman and yansh.

Stop womanising and 60% of your financial barrenness will disappear.

advanceDNA:
Why do we like to blame the victim of infidelity for the bad behavior of the unfaithful.... Is this sarcasm or what??

Take advice from women at your own peril. I have never seen the most biased human beings than ladies/women with few exceptions.

See this one blaming the innocent man for the promiscuity of her fellow woman. You will never see them condemn the behaviour of the woman rather, it is the innocent man that they will be condemning. They are all over Facebook showcasing their stupidity when something that involve a man and a woman comes up.

Is this not day light witchcraft from LilMissFavvy?

Edimina, let me tell you; never take advice from ladies/women in this thread. Women are self centered and biased with their judgements with the exception of few with good home upbringing.

The best advice you will ever get is the ones from guys and men. This is because men think logically while the so called women think with their emotions. Hence, they are always biased and self centered with their mode of judgement and reasonings as portrayed by LilMissFavvy.

Only few ladies with good home upbringing will see what their fellow counterpart done something wrong and will boldly condemn it. What does this tell you?

Heed to the advice of guys and men only as they are always unbiased. If something is black they will tell you it is truly black and not white.

But you see some Nigerian women and ladies, no matter how black something is, they will tell you it is white and also blame you for being black.

Now, LilMiss is blaming you for the infidelity of your wife without condemning her behaviour. You see?

What a world!