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kestolove95:
[b]Why pregnant women to like fvck like diz? [/b]Naso one woman come born last week as d Pekin come out Naso sperm full him body, it shows dat d husband dey fvck her she enter labor

That's when their sexual urges get to the highest level. Don't joke with a woman who is pregnant. They can nack anything that period. So, if you are married and your wife is pregnant, put your eyes on her and make sure you give it to her whenever she needs it.

You don see where male fowl dey chase female fowl before? That's how it is to them. This time na the woman go dey chase the husband for house. Na serious matter. Don't joke with it. So prepare yourself to do your job before another man go help you do am.

This is to all the married men. When a woman is pregnant, her sexual urge skyrockets. A pregnant woman that has not been serviced by her husband for a very long period of time during pregnancy, she can cheat on you if you don't do your job.

Always make sure you service your pregnant wife. Because that is the period she will have the most high level of sexual urge. Pregnant women urges will rise from 0-100 during pregnancy. So, ensure you do the needful and do your job as man during that period.

You are not doing your marriage any good if you ain't touching your pregnant wife, trust me. They can't control it during pregnancy. They won't even mind following your next neighbor to do it. That's to tell you how serious the urge is during pregnancy.

Can one explain how to identify fake naira notes? That will highly be appreciated.

flexyrule once said tithe is a mystery. I asked him how many orphanages or a needy person does he normally help monthly since has been a Christian. I then quoted the book of Mathew for him. Till date, he hasn't been able to counter my claim about tithe.

For the umpteenth times, I want to reiterate it again. The best tithe any Christian will ever give God is the help you render to the needy ones out there.

If you like, take 1 million naira and give to the church as tithe. If you can't help any one needy person or orphanage out there, you will be regarded as those on the left hand side of the Jesus Christ the King. Those he referred to as the goats in verse 33 and 41-43.

When the day finally comes, everyone will answer to God what they did with their one tithes. Many will say they give it to the church. Don't be caught unguard. Be wise!

Read what will happen below:

Mathew 25:31-46

25:31 “When the Son of Man comes in His glory, and all the holy[c] angels with Him, then He will sit on the throne of His glory.

25:32 All the nations will be gathered before Him, and He will separate them one from another, as a shepherd divides his sheep from the goats.

25:33 And He will set the sheep on His right hand, but the goats on the left.

25:34 Then the King will say to those on His right hand, ‘Come, you blessed of My Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:

25:35 for I was hungry and you gave Me food; I was thirsty and you gave Me drink; I was a stranger and you took Me in;

25:36 I was naked and you clothed Me; I was sick and you visited Me; I was in prison and you came to Me.’

25:37 “Then the righteous will answer Him, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry and feed You, or thirsty and give You drink?

25:38 When did we see You a stranger and take You in, or naked and clothe You?

25:39 Or when did we see You sick, or in prison, and come to You?’

25:40 And the King will answer and say to them, ‘Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did it to one of the least of these My brethren, you did it to Me.’

25:41 “Then He will also say to those on the left hand, ‘Depart from Me, you cursed, into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels:

25:42 for I was hungry and you gave Me no food; I was thirsty and you gave Me no drink;

25:43 I was a stranger and you did not take Me in, naked and you did not clothe Me, sick and in prison and you did not visit Me.’

25:44 “Then they also will answer Him,[d] saying, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and did not minister to You?’

25:45 Then He will answer them, saying, ‘Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to Me.’

25:46 And these will go away into everlasting punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.”

Please, include ogbonti on that list. He won't let us rest in the travel section. He is also a terrorist in the politics section.

We are currently on the look out for him with a bounty of 300k. Please, include him on the list for easy find. Thank you.

cc: Trollegend

Lance008:
Please which country can 10m take me to with study visa in this present economy

First of all, what's your educational qualification? Let's start from there.

Don't tell me this fish is 3 times worth more than ogbonti 700,000 USD audio worth combined.

Bulldozer90:
Chidi Amadi from Benin.

So Benin people have started bearing Chidi now? Wonderful!

MrCork:
3 month

MrCork a whole you? God don finally open your yansh today. So all those your I get this , I get that, na audio money. Chaiiiii

Daniel7543:
couple of minutes I don replace my phone... I get money pass u… my money nd ur money no be mate.

Wahala dey o. Let's hear the worth. Motivate us. Your account dey breathe o. How much is in the account currently?

Cantonese:
No sense in this at all.

If MTN and Airtel are not Nigerian, what about 9mobile? How did he avoid 9mobile?

9mobile is still a rubbish telecom. When MTN started misbehaving since yesterday, 9mobile couldn't come save the day.

Whenever MTN is having any network issue, 9mobile must surely join them. And you will be wondering if 9mobile is tied to MTN network.

They really need to do better.

Delightsome2023:
and I don't enjoy official Whatsapp one bit.
So many exciting an thrilling features with modded Whatsapp

Such as?

You can never experience this in diaspora and you see ogbonti fighting against those doing well in diaspora.

Please, I am on the look out for ogbonti. I have placed a bounty of 300,000 naira cash on him. Anywhere you find ogbonti, catch him alive and bring him to me.

I want ogbonti to have a taste of what the common man is facing in this country. I repeat, catch ogbonti alive for me and get your cash.

Proserpina:
I love the way she's moving on... Go girl!! Get more deals!!!


BTW God will punish some Nigerian bloggers Sha.


Thank you Poco for clarifying this

Na this one them dey see una. Pocohantas, come and see your fellowship member.

Men don suffer for this life sha!

EreluRoz:
kikikikiki stop using WE kos you are just upcoming. God will pick your calls soon

God is wonderful!

EreluRoz:
The only Benin man I like, he's very decent and not promiscuous.

He once said in an interview that he doesn't intend to sleep with many women and that was how he won my heart.

Find him for me , I want to build with him.

When a man has built himself to that level where sleeping with random women will makes him lose his glory and grace and also go astray from the divine direction of God, he won't gamble such for a 5 minutes fleshly pleasure.

We are not common in this category. We are very few.

Our fellow men will not even allow the innocent minors to mature to full adulthood before running after them like a goat 🐐 that is being led to the slaughter house.

Men, let's have some shame! Don't let buttocks and bobbies get you into trouble. That thing in between our legs, let's guard it with some disciplines so it won't lead us astray.

Even mad man knows the country is not conducive to be smiling. ogbonti won't see this. Hunger everywhere but ogbonti will tell you as far he has 700,000 USD audio money, every other person should fvck off.

What a heartless homo sapien!

People are marrying rubbish these days o. Especially all those match making that are going on in Meet My Match Facebook group.

Two people will just meet, within 2 months they are already posting pre wedding pictures. Single thing they don't know about the lady they are marrying. It's inside marriage they will discover they married rubbish.

Some ladies in this era are nothing to write home about. They use promiscuity and s*x swear for them? Must they sleep with every guy they meet? Can't they just keep their legs in one place?

I still blame my fellow guys cuz they no dey use eye see woman. We men we be dogs. Minus me anyway, cuz right now I can't trade my glory for a piece of 5 minute s*x.

cornelman:
I laugh at Nigeria when we talk about electricity, especially when Minister Adelabu talks. His knowledge of power sector is very low. I guess he didn't know that Nigeria needs up to 40,000MW to meet its load demand. Yes, DISCOs have problem but Nigerian electricity problem is not just about discos.
- From Genco, installed capacity is around 15,000MW, and they generate 4000MW or less in many cases. That's about 25% of installed capacity and 10% of national electricity demand. Not because, of anything but gas issue. Basing majority of generation on gas is a big problem. Diversify!

- At transmission company, the wheeling capacity- maximum their network can take is 7000MW, but they always claim it's 8000MW. Well, let's say 8000MW.
Now if Genco were to solve gas issue, and generate at 80% of installed capacity, say 12,000MW, can transmission deliver? No! else there will be a total comatose of TCN network. TCN network needs upgrade and expansion. Their system is weak already; and coupled with limited generation is the reason for many grid collapse witnessed in recent times. Their performance in February was terrible. Although, many people thought it's the Discos that decided not to give them supply.

- For Discos, by installed capacity, they can actually take whatever is generated up to 12 to 15,000MW. And that is why they have load shedding. They ration power supply to different areas. But they also need expansion to create more substations and revamp the existing network equipments.

The major problem with Discos is that they are private and want to make profit by all means, whether they satisfy consumers or not.
Some of their investors are just in for the money, not efficiency of their discos. A lot of them believes in ramping up revenue through estimated billing. This is where government has to do more in policy enforcement, not just making it. Estimated billing should be wiped out as soon as possible. All customers should be metered. The government should look into this.

Also, once estimated billing is eliminated, electricity subsidy should be removed so that Discos bill on cost reflective tariff.

Discos not offtaking all power available: Energy theft is rampant in Nigeria, and that is why most discos, choose areas where they give more electricity. Areas with more theft will see less supply because it's going to be a loss of revenue for Discos. They prefer to supply areas with less thefts and where they can get 90 to 95% of their money. There should be strictness on punishment for energy theft if things will change.

Again, Discos should be monitored. I mean well monitored and forced to revamp their network A percentage of their revenue should be mandated for upgrade. Most of them don't do upgrade, for them, it's all about the profit.

Customer rights should be given optimum consideration and it shouldn't be difficult for customers to report any form of right violation.

A lot has to be done in power sector, from making policies, enforcement and investments. TCN and Discos still need investments more.


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Nigeria still has a long way to go. After over 60 years of independence, this is where we are; and ogbonti will tell me not to seek another nationality for my unborn kids.

There are better countries to travel to than the UK. The glory of the UK is over. Her time has passed.

The next person they will harass and beat up is ogbonti. Let's see if he will still open his mouth and sing praises of Nigeria as a country. Let's see how it feels ogbonti.

ogbonti boys are working. This is what gives him joy while he always call Nigeria heaven on earth. If not that he is callous and heartless, how can a normal human being with brain glorify Nigeria as a country?

Will ogbonti 700,000 USD serve as a ramson for this 40 trillion naira?

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Our soldiers go just dey show muscle for street

For abroad you hardly see their soldiers for street not to talk of misbehaving

According to ogbonti, Nigeria is heaven on earth. The paradise he has created for all Nigerians.

I have never been attracted to the UK, trust me. I don't just like the country. No opportunities.

Let's push for "compulsory DNA test after child birth" to curb this evil menace. What do you think?

milliondollarma:
Na Electricity distribution and maintenance. NEPA

My only concern now is that your degree is Mechanical Engineering and your 9 years experience is in electrical Engineer.

This implies that, if you choose Electrical Engineer, you will have to only assess your 9 years experience.

But if you choose Mechanical Engineer, you will have to only assess your degree as your 9 years experience doesn't align with the role of a Mechanical Engineer. Or is there a way you can align the role to fit Mechanical Engineer? Draw the attention of tunlex to this.

tunlex01 please kindly advise him on this on the right occupation he should choose.

moje4:
Just like organ harvester, hope we will not start hearing hand harvester.

I just hope this won't come to Nigeria. Cuz people hands will be missing o. You will just be walking and your hand go disappear. God forgive bad thing.

baylord77:
Where did the 'new' hands come from?

You no read the write up na. No wonder they said if you want to hide something from a black man, put it in a writing. That saying is very true.

GanagiBitrus:
India is doing well in Medical & Software fields.

Which field is Nigeria doing well in? 🤔

Corruption and looting.

cc: ogbonti

Bacteria8:
CEO of Google is indian
CEO of Microsoft is Indian
CEO of Starbucks is Indian
CEO of IBM is Indian
CEO of Adobe Systems is Indian
Prime Minister of Great Britain is Indian

Great Britain colonized Indian same way they colonized Nigeria...

100 years later India is richer than Great Britain, and on their way to become the 4th largest economy in the world...aside their amazing breakthroughs in Tech, Medicine, and Military equipment.

Meanwhile, fellow colony Nigeria is still here collecting food donations from Ukraine

Something is fundamentally wrong with us black people. This is my submission.

Wait, how do you even sleep at night knowing that Nigeria of just 200 million population have more poor and hungry people than India of 1.1 billion population ??
How can you even make sense of this 🤦

For real, Nigeria is cursed. People that are still struggling with common constant electricity, what do you expect.

cc: ogbonti

Calitoscassius:
Mike Tyson made 500 million dollars, apparently he is broke now.

Hmmm. That's the mistake lots of celebrities make. Majority don't invest and save for their old age.