olamilarks:
The cheapest display coolers are 400k ish (You could get a free one from your beverage company with time), rent in choice areas of Lagos is not small also. I think you should do a material costing with Jiji and you'll get a clearer picture.

Modified:
60 Chairs (High quality chairs With Armrest, ₦7500 each) - ₦450k or armless version - ₦180k
15 Plastic Tables (₦8000 each) - ₦120k
Freezer (150ltrs-200ltrs for starters) - ₦250k
Hisense showcase chiller - ₦290k
Generator 4.5kva Elepaq - ₦200k
Rent - Depending on the area you want in Lagos, DYOR and add this.
Stock of beers and other beverages: Since you're starting newly, you'll need to buy your own bottles and crates, you can buy from the distruboters or go shoprite way and buy crates from those Mama that sells used bottles.
If you'd like to eliminate somethings and get a very cheap shop, your 1mili can start a beer parlour on a very lean budget, but if you'd like to start at once, you might want to up your budget to 2-4mili.

Hmm, wonderful analysis.

The rent is the major issue on my mind now.
How much do you think I'll rent a small space for in a cheap area in Lagos?

I've slimmed my budget for the furniture down to 10tables and 40chairs.

Also are you saying I'll still have to buy the crates separately from the beer too?
Thought they sell them together na?
If so, how much is the crate then?

I'm planning on starting majorly with beers, and I plan starting with a #100,000 beer, which at a price of 4,200/crate (if crates aren't sold separately but together with the beer) should be tantamount to 23crates of beer, then start restocking from there as the sales move.

Oya abeg analyse for me again sir.

Make Modric sef don go chop hin own mulla too abeg, life na turn for who don work hard.

Adriel11:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/sport/football/65827087.amp

Thought I saw "emilokan" written on the shirt

kendological:

I didn't start, too many life issues.

Chei! So sorry about that man.

Me wan try start for one small area with #1M.

Do you think it would be enough?

damilola4162:

Source: https://newspremises.com.ng/emotions-as-arsenal-superstar-bukayo-saka-visits-grandparents-in-kwara-state-nigeria/

Dude has just exposed those poor grandparents to kidnapping.

officialwdhtv:
Moment Sen. Godswill Akpabio was stopped from using the same door with VP Shettima in Aso Villa

#wetindeyhappentv

📺👀👇
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtJN_djJYT4/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm4IFqYuMDo

Dem don start again.

Foto government, giving something for the gullible masses to keep their mouths busy...

Sunnycliff:
The Green Bodies!

To imagine that one pays as much as 50000USD For this trip to the peak of the Everest shows say this world get as e be. Some people are so contented that their next problem is to risk their lives for fame.

No be them send you vote Buhari...

hotlegit9janews:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2023/06/i-cant-wait-to-change-imades-last-name-sophia-momodu/amp/

The sweet thing for there be sey, this girl sef go get buttocks like her mama.

Very sweet buttocks behind Sophia...

kendological:
Hi fellow Nairalanders,
Please I want to start a new bar, but I intend to purchase just a big standing refrigerator or a big deep freezer due to limited finance, but I need the following advices (especially from people who own or have owned or operated drinking joints):
1. Is a refrigerator or deep freezer better for a start and for long before I have the convenience of adding another?
2. What capacity and brand of refrigerator or deep freezer will serve me better, especially in the aspect of regulation of it's temperature automatically?

I appreciate your anticipated inputs, thanks.

Which did you settle for eventually, and how's the business going?

Just want to find out if #1million can open a small beer parlor space that can contain 15tables and 60chairs.

I plan opening this in Lagos State.

I expect this to cover rent, see-through cooler, freezer, chairs, tables, and atleast a sub-urban population.

Salary for bartenders have not been included.

Would appreciate your feedbacks please.

Thank you.

JohanMiltos:
The Vepr is built on the same standard as the RPK-style machine guns. The Vepr is 50% more reinforced than a standard, stamped AK rifle. The RPK-style barrels are hammer forged and chrome lined using techniques that make them four to five times stronger than a standard AK or RPK barrel. Features a 23.20″ barrel, stamped receiver, chrome-lined hammer-forged barrel, removable muzzle nut with 14x1mm left-hand threads, left-side folding paddle stock with a trapdoor for cleaning kit, ribbed polymer handguards with stainless steel heat shield, scope mount side rail, folding bi-pod, 1000 meter sight leaf with adjustable windage and black polymer furniture. Includes cleaning kit, cleaning rod, and the 30th magazine. Accepts all mil-spec double-stack [url="https://betafirearmsshop.com/product-category/ar-15-rifles-ar-10-ak47/"]RPK47 7.62x39mm[/url] magazines. 922r compliant with foreign-made magazines.

How much and where can I get a pistol now in June 2023, in Lagos State?

agohmamuda:
used Ak47 currently goes for 150k now. Brand new has always been 300k sometimes it drops to 220k. It cheaper on the Black market doe. Since u buying much, u will get huge discount for sure.

How much and where can I get a pistol now in June 2023, in Lagos State?

Islie:
‘Now I Rely On Sex Work To Survive,’ Newly Recruited Nigeria Female Police Constable Laments Non-payment Of Unpaid Salaries



https://saharareporters.com/2023/06/05/now-i-rely-sex-work-survive-newly-recruited-nigeria-female-police-constable-laments-non

That ashawo work go pay you pass government.

No dull yourself...

Fineman2:
My name is Dora.

I am 35 years old and everybody keeps reminding me that age is no longer on my side.

My fiance and I have been dating for more than one year and we are getting married soon.

My fiance is 40 years old and he has never been married.

The relationship was really good when we started but now that our wedding is in a few weeks time, he has shown how controlling he can be.

From the choice of the wedding dress, to the bridesmaids selection, to the colour of the day, he wants to be in charge.

He also wants his mum to buy the cloth for our engagement as well as buy our wedding ring.

He does whatever his family says without seeking my opinion and it almost seems as if I am not the one getting married.

I told my parents about how this makes me feel and they just asked me to endure because I am getting older but I really fear for what is going to happen after the wedding.

Are these not red flags I should run from?

I am confused, please advise me.

Ju hit th ground runn having a kid asap. You son want kids with intellectual disability due to the age of both of you.

Beremx:

Why is he angry?

He dey look like: "which kain yeye state dem give me govern so?? Zero resources, just house boys and girls everywhere"

RepairZone:
ABC of Tiger Gen (I pass my neighbour)

I have used this type of genset (different ones) for over 15years and have seen all manner of issues. It's the most economical genset till date but has a drawback of regulation. I have put below, tips to help you have less challenges with yours and maximise it's use. You can ask me any question you need clarity on.

*Power* : 950VA,800W
It's better to load the genset not above 700W for better operation.

*Voltage*: 220Vac....use a voltage multimeter to set the genset to this value.

*Startup* : Ensure all power is disconnected from the switch and only your fan(s) ....2max are switched on. This helps to take the initial inductive load and then you could switch on other appliances one by one.

*Updates*: I shall be providing updates here as new information become available and clearification if needed. You can reach me via no. on my signature. However, I appeal for questions to be asked here so that more persons benefit from your experience.
Thank you.

Can this Tiger Generator power the picture of this 6kg Haier Thermocool washing machine below?

Thanks.

Sucre6:


Lols, she's probably a hook up slay queen sir,
😂
any calabar girl way her eye dey ground way learn cooking from their mother go sabi cook wella believe me

I don't think there's any Calabar babe wey her eyes no dey ground learn for her mama hand, how to cook.

Except impostors masquerading as Calabar chicks.

Any real Calabar chick is born into a family of meal cooking, and thus raised as one.

Don't even talk about Akwa-Ibom, those ones are something else for kitchen and za oza room. Calabar dey learn work for their hand...

Biodun556:

From the start to the end, na picture dem use finish us.

Those 2guys really finished Nigeria patapata...

nlfpmod:


https://twitter.com/officialEFCC/status/1661723876953321474

What if they they buy it with another ill gotten wealth?

Will they seize it too, and resell?

Make we dey play.

phosky:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCGuNQ3jmYI

Lagos Tenant in shock after his landlord invaded his home to pass toilet pipes from two other apartments through his apartment. Eyes Of Lagos tv reports.

Cons of renting these cheap ass houses in Lagos.

Your eye go see weyin.

thisisit:
Eight good years... This is the only federal Project to show for it..

This is the meager result of EOGHT YEARS of ass licking by orji kalu, soludo, imahi , Hope UZODIMA, arthur, geofrey onyema, ngige etc.. IT'S NOT WORTH IT!

Just 3 billionaires in Nnewi would build 3rd and fourth Niger bridge in 3 years.

Them don start. Always hallucinating billionaires up everywhere. Effect of the deadly mkpuru-miri.

adenigga:


Source: https:///BREAKING-Seun-Kuti-Sent-Back-To-Prison-As-Court-Adjourns-Assault-Case-Hearing

I hope this Seun Kuti case doesn't end up like EndSarz.

They're taking it too far with all this balablu & hullabaloo.

They should just sentence him once and for all abeg ...

oikirodah:
10 Facts To Know About May 29th Inauguration Of President-elect Bola Tinubu(Video)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqOYIq0A0p0
1 Presidential powers would be transferred from President Buhari to Tinubu.

2 Tinubu would be sworn in as the 16th President of Nigeria.

3 This would be the first time a senator becomes the president, with his wife also being a senator, and the vice president also being a senator.

4 May 29th is declared a public holiday.

5 World leaders would attend the inauguration, and it would be televised live by local and international news mediums

6 The inauguration ceremony would take place at the Eagle Square in Abuja, the capital city of Nigeria.

7 Thousands of Nigerians are expected to attend the ceremony.

8 Tinubu has outlined a comprehensive agenda for his administration, focusing on key sectors such as the economy, security, infrastructure, education, and healthcare.

9 The inauguration ceremony would include cultural performances showcasing Nigeria's heritage and diversity.

10 Tinubu's inauguration symbolizes a peaceful transfer of power and highlights Nigeria's democratic values.

Who tell you the No. 4?

Better no deceive yourself. Na June 12 be public holiday.

EmekaStanley:
The pay was reasonable but it doesn't matter.

Don't take a job you won't be committed to no matter the pay

How much was it?

EmekaStanley:
Well, when I warned her the second day, she started forming sad. I knew she needed the job because she tried so much to sell herself

How much was the salary? I'm guessing it was small. And I'm also guessing she wasn't a graduate too.

Graduates rarely mess their first jobs up.

woginid967:


It is clear you're a simp.

Pls get to meet mature guys who are financially strong and mentally stronger.... They'll teach you how to be a real man.

You should have made love to her long agao...... While giving her money and pampering her. She will forget any useless principle and become your sworn woman.


Watch puoorn with her and make out wit her. Then when she is so wet and Hot.... Rush and tell her you are late for a meeting. She go wan craze.... Then chat her up with sex chat later and thank her for being yours. Send her some cash.

Then tell her you really want to make her feel like a woman and take her on adventures. Describe it sexually to her.... That's all.

Then go out and buy alomo for yaself, buy pineapple 🍍 for her too it will make her veryyyyyy wet.

The watch 365 days movie together or any 18++ Filipino movie. She will not know when she is riding you and screaming your name. Use a condom if your pull out game is weak. But you should last for more than 2hrs inside her while changing styles at interval.

Get an alpha male to mentor you, so you dont shame your generation.

You're obviously a Gen Z.

Na only sex occupy una sperm filled brain.

Evestar200:
Crazy Things are happening

I'll like to see your small bumbum.

Can you show me, let me part your red sea with my strong rod....

AUNafada:
Mine 🤔💭🤔💭🤔

Where you put Memphis Depay and Neymar?

nlfpmod:
Twitter user, BROWNIE aka Hausa Girl and other Nigerian Twitter users have raised money for the successful surgery of an elderly Nigerian man, Mr Muritala. BROWNIE has been giving updates on the man's health on her page



https://twitter.com/Hausa_girl/status/1659825193274036224

I just wonder where Buhari would have gone for his surgery, if he had this tumor.

Probably the moon, cos UK no go fit do this one, for hin mind.

Chai, these Southie babes are nothing like our shitty Naija babes sha.

If no be fear of Xenophobia wey dey catch me, man for don go colombiana one cute Southie sharpsharp!

Supremos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJfbrBMkSlk

A Nigerian man arrested in Indonesia for yet to be confirmed offense, was heard yelling Ayes men .

He could be heard muttering some Igbos word.

This one dey form kolo, because e no wan die.

Gbagbe, firing squad too sure for you ogbeni...