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Crime / Re: 'From Charging My Phone, I Landed In Prison' - Suspect by meetmeonline: 3:36pm On Oct 18, 2019
Nostradamus:
That woman should sue the police for unlawful arrest and illegal detention of her son.she should ask for compensations.


It's not bad if she makes a killing from the foolish police who decided to arrest an innocent soul cool


BTW,until fellow Nigerians start sueing for unlawful arrest,our police won't stop arresting people.it has now gone so bad that at times, SARS do arrest youths for buying beverages or even using the ATM...

If we don't want nuisance from the law enforcers,then we'd have to make a bold statement condemning such,by using the law.


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...as unserious as it may sound, this is very true, they wait in a distance like robbers, monitoring people visiting the ATM to attack with a "let me see your phone" allegation. But most rich youths are foolish. The best time to flaunt cash in Lagos is in the midnights 1-7am (when their danfo bus owner will not have picked them) and never move with a car (hire keke for short distance and maxokada for far places), no dreadlocks or jeans during the day, but they won't listen, too much bank balance will not let them!
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Business / Re: Seven Banks Fail Cbn’s Stress Test by meetmeonline: 3:18pm On Oct 18, 2019
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If you came here to know the 7 banks, only to realize you wasted your data, hit like


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Celebrities / Re: Ikorodu Bois Mimic Tekno Dancing To His Skeletun Song by meetmeonline: 10:31pm On Oct 17, 2019
mysportdab:
Enjoy life jawe...

No one knows tomorrow.. Love their vibe jawe. cool



Who is this Jawe

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Rocks Blonde Hairstyle by meetmeonline: 5:58pm On Oct 17, 2019
Hezzyluv:
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Obviously, she's uncomfortable in the dress. See as the pvssy area tight


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...and is that the best you can ever see in the WHOLE picture embarassed

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Religion / Re: Benny Hinn: 'Islam In Nigeria, Evil Powers Will Be Defeated' by meetmeonline: 5:51pm On Oct 17, 2019
Who else is thinking "He has just locked himself out of the country for (at least) the next 3 years"

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Romance / Re: Things You Should Never Tell Your Girlfriend Or Wife by meetmeonline: 3:36pm On Oct 07, 2019
...and the very first time I accept all points of a post of this nature. Some too strong, while some may be weak or a little insignificant on some girls that take live easy. Like my woman, telling her she's getting fat is your own problem, especially if she wants to eat suya that night... grin...She doesn't care about her statistics to me (but dresses well and so clean) and says she loves herself no matter the picture anyone (me) sees and she acts just that way.

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Romance / Re: Things You Should Never Tell Your Girlfriend Or Wife by meetmeonline: 3:28pm On Oct 07, 2019
King44:
He could even play her a bit like you said date her again, let her sense of entitlement grow higher, give her all the fake love you can give, promise her marriage even give her fake engagement ring then when you are ready to marry that lady you value remind her what she did, then jilt her and ensure she never crosses your part again, if she wan die make she die na she kill herself nor be you

seriously I hate when one is in a relationship n ones girl doesn't appreciate ones effort funny enough those girls are leaches and don't have anything going on for them but they would be ready to call a guy broke
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Khai! . . .Yia wicked no be small!. grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Things You Should Never Tell Your Girlfriend Or Wife by meetmeonline: 3:12pm On Oct 07, 2019
vingeophysicist:
But my Ex girlfriend always reminded me that I'm a broke nigga . I had to terminate the toxic relationship before she leads me to crime
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You did very best move, you have a million in one pair of balls!...When you hammer, please do not be humble, wave the cash on her face and propose to her even if you want to, but jilt her!...Don't mind Africa Magic people, no swear ever works from a mugu than followed a bait.

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Sports / Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Buys Ferrari Monza SP2 For His 38th Birthday (Photos) by meetmeonline: 3:30am On Oct 06, 2019
noisy45:
I thought it was zlatan ibile grin
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"Zlatan" is not "Iberibe" . . . okay?!
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Politics / Re: Sowore's Bail Conditions Can't Be Fulfilled - Lawyer Cries Out by meetmeonline: 5:06pm On Oct 05, 2019
Danzakidakura:
So this children of falling Demon cannot bail their brother , more grace to igbos who within hours bail their son MNK.
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oooookay?!......Oduduwwa!.... grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Sowore's Bail Conditions Can't Be Fulfilled - Lawyer Cries Out by meetmeonline: 5:01pm On Oct 05, 2019
Conner44:
ahn ahn shocked bail condition can’t be met

Just common N150million from his personal account and another small N100million from two people willing to vouch for him?

a whole presidential aspirant like Sowore grin

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Politics / Re: David Cameron: Some Chibok Girls Were Found But GEJ Didn’t Allow Us Rescue Them by meetmeonline: 3:54pm On Oct 05, 2019
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Yeah, and this gives a wonderful opportunity for the current (good) government to outshine him and show us how clueless he was, the stage is set....OYA DO....
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Sports / Re: Etebo Karo's Young Throwback Photo With A Friend Rocking Jersey by meetmeonline: 12:13pm On Oct 04, 2019
oyeb15:
Pls has any Nigerian player ever played for FC Barcelona?
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this video answers you;
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYEyrENiarM
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Politics / Re: Beautiful Photo Of Gbemi Saraki by meetmeonline: 11:23am On Sep 28, 2019
slimfit1:
Tell her to take her make up off let us see how she looks. Maduieke doesn't look that nice anymore after power shift.
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You must be so gullible to believe Maduekwe is now broke (from those made-up picture you see), so gullible!....it's your type that our politicians want to see born in Nigerian hospitals everyday!
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Crime / Re: Orphan Commits Suicide With Sniper In Ikorodu (Photos) by meetmeonline: 2:10pm On Sep 25, 2019
ednut1:
Why not sell kidney for 5m. Enjoy life and then drink sniper later undecided
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Don't let anyone make you feel otherwise, YOU HAVE A POINT!

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Crime / Re: Orphan Commits Suicide With Sniper In Ikorodu (Photos) by meetmeonline: 1:43pm On Sep 25, 2019
TOPCRUISE:
This sniper of a thing has done countless harm. I see no good in it. Nafdac are doing nothing to enforce it's ban. Those involved in manufacturing and marketing it should all be prosecuted
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It's a complete waste of paper to publish the ban of sniper, there are 1million other things that you can put into the mouth (alone) that can take one's life, even faster!

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Crime / Re: Orphan Commits Suicide With Sniper In Ikorodu (Photos) by meetmeonline: 1:35pm On Sep 25, 2019
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Your dad deposited over 5m x 100 sperms into your mum (if he made love just 100x after your elder one) before you won the lottery that brought you into this world. If you beat over 500million (potential) people to be on earth, how do you think the first runner up, (ie the sperm just behind you) will feel, how hard do you think he/she will cry for having worked so hard yet you won by chance.
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Now ask yourself do you think any condition, any dissapointment, any failure or any pain will ever make him/her leave this earth if eventually given the opportunity to replace you in your teen?
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Can you imagine how he/she will feel looking from heaven an seeing you trying to waste the chance that should have been his/hers?
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When you want to drink it, just remember you won a race of existence you will never be able to win again both in spirit and flesh "1 chance in a billion". If you were to join the line again, forget it, you can never make it back to earth even after a million tries let alone 1billion.
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Crime / Re: Orphan Commits Suicide With Sniper In Ikorodu (Photos) by meetmeonline: 1:08pm On Sep 25, 2019
Listen everyone, before you ever contemplated such, just go down to the general hospital and see how people are begging God for the life you want to waste. Go and see where pastors are praying for sick members and core muslims are begging him to come over and pray for their own. If Steve Jobs had the chance to get into this boy's shoes to paint walls in Africa and never to return to America, he'll go for thanksgiving!

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Politics / Re: Youths Demand Probe Of Ambode, Storm Lagos Assembly by meetmeonline: 12:52pm On Sep 25, 2019
Adeife05:
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Celebrities / Re: Chesan Nze: Producers Want To Have Sex With Me Before Giving Me A Movie Role by meetmeonline: 1:10pm On Sep 23, 2019
The very best thing (that I think will work) at this point is to reach to an agreement of rather paying to take up the roles than to get paid. Make it a known offer that you rather pay them instead of them paying you (and producers will swing your way for the money) then when you con blow, the table turns. Don't tell me "why should you" this time again else I know you just want to be selected because you can vex.
Celebrities / Re: Chesan Nze: Producers Want To Have Sex With Me Before Giving Me A Movie Role by meetmeonline: 12:52pm On Sep 23, 2019
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Sista, it's with the number of other people that want the same role as you and just like that in every area of life where demand is high. I know a musical video producer that will have you come into a room bra-less and do some twerks before getting his consideration, I mean your bress must be self-lifted and you must know how to roll your body (imagine knowing dirty dances and yet have oranges still in shape) before you can get a role in one mumu musical video that your face may not even show properly...and yet you see girls rushing to the hotel venue not to be late.
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If you will not make a mark and stand out, I advice you not to go near show business at all. If you think you can, fight your way up and when your face flies, nobody will ask for such again; it's even your manager that will be picking juicy roles for you. Ask Timaya, he could write a book about what it's like before and after you "Blow".
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Politics / Re: Mallam El-rufai's Son Enrolled In Local Kaduna School by meetmeonline: 12:16pm On Sep 23, 2019
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The very best thing for him is to fight himself a solid seat as one kingmaker in Nigeria, using Tinubu's style. After all Baba is on his way home so he has a whole expressway to himself to take leadership of the APC party. But for him to win presidency, fa fa fa foul!...Buhari fought for years (even with a 30 year old head-of-states brand) and on top of it, depended on a humble Jonathan let him win. Nigeria is not Kaduna State!
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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Buhari Finally Departs Nigeria For New York (photos) by meetmeonline: 4:09pm On Sep 22, 2019
abc115:
Safe Journey sir
God bless PYO
God bless PMB
God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria
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Sorry, is PYO the man in red cap?
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Politics / Re: "Buhari Is Planning A 3rd Term" - Deji Adeyanju by meetmeonline: 3:04pm On Sep 22, 2019
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I pray that, may the wonderful promises of Jonathan's stay in office be the (same quality) of promises and actualization that you, your spouse, your siblings, parents and their descendants will always get from everyone they meet again in this life!...

Please say amen

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I have said absolutely nothing about Jonathan or his Government and have not identified with it publicly but you have presented to me Buhari's government as my promise. So now, leave out Jonathan for me and accept the (good) Buhari's promise to be the same you will ever get all your life.

If you strongly believe in Buhari (and not just being sentimental or bias) please confess your reality to his style publicly as you have written above;

... and may the wonderful promises of Buhari's 2nd term be the (same quality) of promises and actualization that you, your spouse, your siblings, parents and their descendants will always get from everyone they meet again in this life!...

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Say amen please or show the whole world you are of double standards!
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Health / Re: World's First Vagina Museum Opens In London by meetmeonline: 2:00pm On Sep 21, 2019
ornicus:


So why have you been hiding it when We ask for bobs and vegana?

angry

On my way home, in the Lagos traffic every evening, I try to engage the closest woman to a Joystick and Hole talk (even if she looked married, I never care) and to my amazement a good number of women get to enjoy the talk and will not want to reach their destination again. I MEAN IT!...I never ask them out and catch them not to tell me private things but have found it a pleasant way to worry less from the traffic...they want it to continue another time, I continued with one 2 days ago and she never wanted to go again. Women like stick and hole talks ehn... 10x more than men!

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Politics / Re: "Buhari Is Planning A 3rd Term" - Deji Adeyanju by meetmeonline: 1:30pm On Sep 21, 2019
festacman:

Pres. Buhari will NOT attempt 3rd term. His first term was diluted by his ailment. He is determined to do a remarkably 2nd term to leave a legacy.
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I pray that, may the wonderful promises of Buhari's 2nd term be the (same quality) of promises and actualization that you, your spouse, your siblings, parents and their descendants will always get from everyone they meet again in this life!...

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Please say amen!

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Politics / Re: "Buhari Is Planning A 3rd Term" - Deji Adeyanju by meetmeonline: 10:44am On Sep 21, 2019
DocH:
Buhari will declare 2023 election inconclusive and the tribunal will support. A equally inconclusive tribunal will be set up which will last another four years and poor wailers Will only be dying in their numbers.
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The cabals are smart, they know the military will break in when this happens, they will do the most "desperate-legal" thing (that has been the antecedent), which is to interpret, bend or amend the law shamelessly to their favour.

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Politics / Re: "Buhari Is Planning A 3rd Term" - Deji Adeyanju by meetmeonline: 10:24am On Sep 21, 2019
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See how it will happen:
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They will come up with the same old story of not wanting violence during elections and pointing out second term struggle as the main cause. While Mr Baba will be on the other side, telling everyone that he is stressed with this one and wants to leave office quickly and this will make the "mumu 200million" keep quiet for the law of single tenure (6yrs) to be passed. As soon as the law is passed, you'll start seeing groups erupting from nowhere and begging him to please return to government, since he is also eligible to run the 6 years. He will now accept and promise a very-very free and fair elections with plenty security (by now you should know what the uniform men will be for). The election will come and will actually be free (for voters alone) but somehow, they will announce he has won, then follow a technical curfew to restrict miscreants as some chickens will actually be shot aside to set example. Mind you, they'll have left a loophole in the law which will also imply that anyone can stand for office for any number of six years he wants, and by this, they'll spend the first 6 years to make sure no other political party gets oxygen and Mr Baba will keep returning and returning for the next 32yrs and I'll not be surprised if he rules from the case, cuz impossible means nothing today within this dramatic homeland!...or do you want to die?

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Politics / Re: Buhari Receives South African President's Special Envoy [Photo] by meetmeonline: 5:12pm On Sep 16, 2019
Is Prof. Osinbajo on leave?... undecided
Crime / Re: Lady Commits Suicide In Jigawa By Hanging (Disturbing Photos) by meetmeonline: 5:01pm On Sep 16, 2019
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