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Crime / Re: Lady Commits Suicide In Jigawa By Hanging (Disturbing Photos) by meetmeonline: 4:54pm On Sep 16, 2019
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Abbeyme:
RIP to the lady.

But OP, Suicide note like how na. Not everyone is enlightened enough to know the purpose or benefit of a suicide note / wish list
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....grin grin grin
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....Since it has some benefits, please write your own...I read a lot!
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Celebrities / Re: Anita Patrick Celebrates Birthday In Style (Photos) by meetmeonline: 6:46pm On Sep 15, 2019
ctex4real:
No way! was it the same person in the last pic? sad

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...Yes she is! (see the teeth arrangement). Don't blame her in this one, blame the hot room, the makeup collapsed from the heat.
Health / Re: ‘Sort Your Waste For Recycling’ – LAWMA MD Urges Lagosians by meetmeonline: 6:33pm On Sep 15, 2019
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REAL WASTE OF TIME!
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Family / Re: My Wife Is Slowly Distancing Herself From Me..... by meetmeonline: 4:44am On Sep 15, 2019
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SHE HAS FORGIVEN YOU LONG AGO, SHE IS ONLY DOING ALL THOSE TO SEE IF SHE CAN KILL THAT IMPRESSION IN YOU.
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Just like virginity, it gets to a point-of-no-return where a woman now comes to full understanding that she is not her man's type of woman; this is that time.
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I face the same thing too and now know how to handle this kind. Just continue life with her pretending you do not notice the changes again, but; LIVE WITH HER IN CLEAR SINCERITY (Like when a 3yr child had gone wrong and is back to mum)... Don't hide again but like a child (without pretending again), forget what you see and keep speaking to yourself everyday to promote gestures in you that will show her this is harmless to her and you'll start doing them naturally, then she'll balance over time.
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Romance / Re: Please My Fellow Nairalanders, Be Our Guest by meetmeonline: 3:52pm On Sep 12, 2019
FCBboy:
The bride fine sha. choi,
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....and this is just what I was coming to look for!
Crime / Re: SARS Officers Flog Suspected Yahoo Boy In Edo by meetmeonline: 12:57pm On Sep 07, 2019
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The ONLY reason why we see our ruling class not doing anything about this SARS wahala is because they believe that (lass-lass), they can always dial themselves out of any embarrassment. They believe they are now too connected to be harassed by any of them...and on top of it, they also see SARS as a tool to control the upcoming money men that may come to compete with them in cash games.
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Politics / Re: Much Ado About G7 Invitation - By Naptu2. by meetmeonline: 4:04am On Aug 29, 2019
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...you can imagine the 2015-2016 invited AU Chairman... grin grin grin...no wonder they change the invitations list yearly...(to sleep well again!)

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Politics / Re: Shehu Sani Loses At Tribunal by meetmeonline: 5:05pm On Aug 21, 2019
Any how wey e be, "SANI" still won!

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Education / Re: President Buhari Set To Commission Post-graduate Centre Built By CBN At ABU by meetmeonline: 2:56pm On Aug 21, 2019
Could we (Please) spend time on this post without mentioning the word; "ADMINISTRATION"?

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Politics / Re: Buhari Suspends Okoi Obono-Obla Indefinitely, Hands Him Over To ICPC by meetmeonline: 5:55am On Aug 15, 2019
Anyone that seconds this (very) FG in pointing against "certificate forgery" is clearly not a sincere person. That is just my simple test.

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Politics / Re: FG Reacts To Killing Of Nigerian Pastor By Chinese Government by meetmeonline: 5:51am On Aug 15, 2019
You cannot challenge the hand that fed you, even noise making is to be done with fear, simple!
Religion / Re: TB Joshua: 'I Don’t Have Any Bank Account, I Don’t Keep Money' by meetmeonline: 3:05pm On Aug 11, 2019
nwanyionitsha:
OK,churches should pay taxes but mosques shouldn't?
Never going to happen. We all die here.
You are advocating for churches to pay taxes but not mosques.
Come and collect na.

The only reason why churches have not started paying taxes in Nigeria is (ONLY) because it is directly proportional to requiring Mosques to do the same too. If not, the sweetest of reasons would have been given long ago.

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Health / Re: Flagyl And Tetracycline Are Not First Aid For Diarrhea – Aproko Doctor by meetmeonline: 2:42pm On Aug 11, 2019
If you never knew that both of them were antibiotics (until now), gather here and LIKE THIS COMMENT

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Business / Re: The Pressing Issue Of Retained Atm Cards. by meetmeonline: 5:21am On Jul 31, 2019
BadAdviser:

Do you live in California?

Dude banks in Nigeria are really mad if you never show them madness they will keep playing you around


Bank mopol has not shined with you before that is why you are writing this. A 3rd party bank no send you (cus they've nothing to lose), they'll call their security and say you are threatening them!

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Business / Re: The Pressing Issue Of Retained Atm Cards. by meetmeonline: 4:35pm On Jul 30, 2019
BadAdviser:
The day my card was trapped in one fcmb bank ehn me and my guys enter the bank see fight lol.

Manager had to come out and instruct our card be given to us immediately cos i was with my ID card.

If you dey do gentle man for bank dem go just dey Jonze you anyhow

Only in your own bank (cus they may not want to lose the account), a "law graduate" manager can get you arrested!
Business / Re: The Pressing Issue Of Retained Atm Cards. by meetmeonline: 4:32pm On Jul 30, 2019
It is so simple, keep a photo of your current ATM card in your phone and if this ever happens, take your drivers license, National Id Card or Voters card to the bank and cry like a baby, that scene will do more favour to you than making noise, (a 3rd party bank could get you arrested for harassing them). Me I go with Drivers Licence, Voters Card and Passport all at once and cry for them, oboy, you will see the magic, even the manager will come to your aid if you can do good tears. grin grin grin cry kiss
Properties / Re: Building Collapses In Bariga, Lagos by meetmeonline: 2:38am On Jul 29, 2019
PrinceGeorgia:
This is incomplete report
No location address
No pictures to corroborate your news.
Poor jornalisim

...It's like you want to see certificate of collapse first? cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Climate Protesters Block Boris Johnson, UK Prime Minister's Convoy by meetmeonline: 10:19am On Jul 26, 2019
Who noticed the SOCIAL/LEGAL POWER OF A WOMAN there?

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Car Talk / Re: Innoson Supplies 10 Vehicles To Kogi State Government (Photos) by meetmeonline: 6:13pm On Jul 25, 2019
Blackfire:
They are neighbouring state ....




Anyways good moves.


You think so
Celebrities / Re: CeeC Shares New Sultry Pictures by meetmeonline: 10:35pm On Jul 16, 2019
FuckThaMod:
This girl go sweet die.. Just one thrust please

You are very wrong! you can't tell how sweet a woman is from her looks; until you get a taste. Ask people who go for anything and they'll tell you that the sweetest ones are very ugly.
Politics / Re: Funke Olakunrin's Driver & Maid Reveal How She Was Killed by meetmeonline: 11:24am On Jul 14, 2019
philip0906:
Herdsmen with masks?wawu

What I don't get is the desperation of the APC to prove that the attack wasn't done by herdsmen? Would they have done same if another miscreant group were accused?


...same here!
Celebrities / Re: Uche Jumbo Reacts To Busola Dakolo, Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Rape Allegation by meetmeonline: 7:57am On Jun 30, 2019
Joromi12:
if jesus never wrote the bible or told anyone to write one. Why should i buy or regard it

Jesus is the whole bible personified, John puts it clearly. The message of the bible is about Him...from the first to the last book! That was why He was always talking about its fulfillment in Him. Friend, it pays to come to Christ and live in the Grace He brings (people think it is hard but its not). Like I told you, try reading the New testament and find His love which you cannot get elsewhere....Trust me...JUST DO IT!
Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Reacts To Rape Allegation By Busola Dakolo by meetmeonline: 6:25pm On Jun 28, 2019
softwerk:
angry

See your mouth!

Every adult in any relationship has been raped at least once (QED)

When your girlfriend says she's tired and you continue to brush your cap against her vegetation, what do you call that?!

grin grin grin..This girl you will go to hell!
Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Reacts To Rape Allegation By Busola Dakolo by meetmeonline: 6:20pm On Jun 28, 2019
GOFRONT:
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Sex is sweet but kILL faster than Otapiapia!!

Otapiapia is outdated, there's a new "S" in town, though more powerful than Superman... grin
Celebrities / Re: Uche Jumbo Reacts To Busola Dakolo, Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Rape Allegation by meetmeonline: 3:49pm On Jun 28, 2019
Joromi12:
99% of nigerian pastors nack their members. religion is a scam

..and that is not a valid reason for you not to come to Christ. If you are still afraid to go to any church because of religion, then buy a bible and start reading everyday (starting from the new testament) because Christianity is not one.
Nairaland / General / Re: How To Fight Depression In Nigeria: What To Do When Depressed by meetmeonline: 7:50am On Jun 23, 2019
Built2last:
Depression is a spirit that starts with talking to your head. Once you keep quiet, suicide is the last stage

Pls don't let anyone make you feel stupid here, YOU ARE VERY CORRECT!!!

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Crime / Re: Divorced Wife Stabs Ex-Husband's Wife To Death In Ondo by meetmeonline: 10:03am On Jun 19, 2019
SarkinYarki:
The people I see there have no business getting married in the first place

...and that is the problem with the organ in-between a man's legs.

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Politics / Re: Shi’ites Set US Flag On Fire In Abuja (Photo) by meetmeonline: 6:50pm On May 31, 2019
The colored skin should not mean foolishness now??!. THE PALESTINE EMBASSY WILL GIVE A US CITIZEN VISA (UNCHECKED) BEFORE EVEN STARTING BACKGROUND CHECKS ON ANY OF THESE.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Biggest Life Lesson You Have Learnt? by meetmeonline: 9:45am On May 27, 2019
THAT I DON'T HAVE TIME (as I think I have)
Politics / Re: Lagos Guber: I’m Confident Of Victory At Tribunal – Sanwo-olu by meetmeonline: 4:46am On Apr 24, 2019
alvincruse:


Seun should block them na. They spamming everywhere with betting. Na by force?


Blocking them will make them quickly register another account. Pirates don't have conscience, that's why they are in it in the first place. They can registers 1,000 accounts in a day just to send what may have cost them just N1,000. Just like a thief that destroys a golden padlock to get N20 from a vault. The best solution is to identify them and make your application behave stupid to them. People who use your application wrongly want to do a lot within a short time so they don't want to waste time; you use time wasting to deal with them.
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HOW TO IDENTIFY THEM: When they are reported, don't block or even let them know, you may even let their market show for just that time, then you trace the reported post back to the id that was used for the comment and wait for a request from the person's browser. Any browser that sends an authentication from that person, be it a login or cookie is quietly blacklisted and from thence, will be a candidate of time-wasting.
In some of my applications, you can't post the same thing twice in two different sections.That's common sense, why should one be making the same comment or uploading the same image on different topics. It's simple, just find the last comment saved for the person and compare the text.
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Let me come and be going before I explain all my secret!... grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Lagos Guber: I’m Confident Of Victory At Tribunal – Sanwo-olu by meetmeonline: 5:03pm On Apr 23, 2019
RealLordZeus:
It seems Seun will have to go diabolical for all this fixed match and free MTN credit scammers.

All he ever needed is just to write a brilliant code that will frustrate the hell out of them. Let them come and try it with me, they'll spend a whole hour trying to upload just one picture which they'll still NOT find when they check again.
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The trick is just to quietly blacklist their browser after a report and they are now always directed to a part of your code that will not shout or block them but help them waste their time until they become tired of wasting time (I'll make them swear the network has gone bad!). Even when they register another account the same thing continues and if they eventually change browser and try the same thing and get reported, they start afresh again.

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