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Even in the mosque, Baba is presiding!
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michlins:
I have to tell you but there's nothing wrong with what she asked. She told you that she wants the child from within the family and she has stayed to mourn your uncle respectfully.


This is totally in line with our tradition as Igbo people. Even the Bible supports the idea

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You are an intelligent person!
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At least he will enter the record books to be the first person in Nigeria (if not Africa, or the World by hanging) to be sentenced to death remotely ie through a virtual court and he has also gracefully made a Judicial Precedence to have his name in a decided case that may be named during many other trials in future. So even though he will die a shameful way, that is somewhat a mark!
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If you are a witness to the fact that they are trying, LIKE else SHARE this comment
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Ihategirls:
How can the owner of White House be living in a rough and local area like Somolu?

Like, White House is a damn big restaurant

Then again, if he is even living in Somolu, how come he is not living in his own house but a rented flat ??

I’m shocked

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There are multimillionaires still living in Lagos Island but may buy a property in Banana the next minute, there's something about where one lives that cannot be exchanged for comfort.....ask around!
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"Like" this if you came to see a disturbing photo that is actually not disturbing..
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demsy21:
He shouldn't be bothered then, he should let her make her own choice. But the way i am seeing it, it will be hard for Op to get her back. And even if he does, she may use it to insult him in the future should things go south (when married). That, had she followed the rich guy she wouldn't be in this predicament. I have seen that kind of woman.

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The person (himself) knows he has lost her already, he is only looking for how to undo it, and that's not what works with a woman's heart. HE MUST LOOK ELSEWHERE IMMEDIATELY. She is no longer controlled with her head again.
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demsy21:
I'm even surprised, he said "a date with childhood friend". Op should not have allowed it to happen at all.

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That is the best thing he did there. He was right to respect her in accepting the date cuz she could have done it without his knowing anyway. Whether she went out with the rich guy or not will not change or make her future decision on him. Your scolding a girl you are not married to cannot (and will not) control a her heart, so giving your approval gives her another reason to see you as the one to approve, remember, it is just an authority she ascribes to you and not your birthright.
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loswhite:
lol....don't mind the idiot

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That is the best thing he did there. He was right to respect her in accepting the date cuz she could have done it without his knowing anyway. Whether she went out with the rich guy or not will not change or make her future decision on him. Your scolding a girl you are not married to cannot (and will not) control a her heart, so giving your approval gives her another reason to see you as the one to approve, remember, it is just an authority she ascribes to you and not your birthright.
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[quote author=MJBOLT post=85325716][/quote].
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That is the best thing he did there. He was right to respect her in accepting the date cuz she could have done it without his knowing anyway. Whether she went out with the rich guy or not will not change or make her future decision on him. Your scolding a girl you are not married to cannot (and will not) control a her heart, so giving your approval gives her another reason to see you as the one to approve, remember, it is just an authority she ascribes to you and not your birthright.
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YungMillionaire:
I don't understand. Your girlfriend asked you if she could go out with her crush and you said yes? Did I read that correctly OR did you type it wrong?

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That is the best thing he did there. He was right to respect her in accepting the date cuz she could have done it without his knowing anyway. Whether she went out with the rich guy or not will not change or make her future decision on him. Your scolding a girl you are not married to cannot (and will not) control a her heart, so giving your approval gives her another reason to see you as the one to approve, remember, it is just an authority she ascribes to you and not your birthright.
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na so

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MrBrownJay1:
NEVER WILL.... there is nothing valuable that marriage can bring to my life. you certainly dont need to be married to "live happily ever after".

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One speaker at an event said people say this and go behind and masturbate, I (do) hope you will not be in that category...there are a lot of agreed marriage contracts these days, choose the one you like, you may even agree not to be living together with her ie, "girlfriend for life" some women will accept that.
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Godsonjolly:
God bless your union. But why will I pay 500k for marital rites? Even my sis own was not up to 100k. The bride price no reach 20k talk more of 50k. My dad was so lenient with everything. The fact is even if it's 1m for the bride price, the money will surely finish. So my making things difficult for people when u can make it easy.

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helinues:
These days , lots of things have been happening to friends oo while friend of friends take it too serious by posting it on NL

Anyways, eyes Wey don see enough bad things go like see Bette things.. Tell your friend he is not doing enough as a suitor.

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. . . Just like in the marriage seminars you attended, "A friend" is always the victim who fit know don already know
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Kylekent59:
Why would the man be downed because of what the babe told him?


Well, it only means one thing.




"She had been fooled before and doesn't wanna get fooled again"

There are many examples ooo, let me just give one.



Now it's time for sex, she says to the guy to put on the condom. He puts it on, now she has seen he puts it on, she faces the bed posing for doggy style.

As she was posing for doggy, not knowing the guy rolled out the condom immediately , he inserts his cock into her, he keeps digging and shouting "it is tight", the mumu fool is busy enjoying it saying,"push hader, keep digging"

After 3 mins, he ejaculates inside her, after he's done, relax.


As she faces up, she sees that the condom is on the floor, she picks it up and sees that there is no semen inside.

She shouted, "you have killed me"



If you are a girl and you have just read the above, better start missionary style. Make sure you see as he is digging with your eyes to be sure you are safe.

*Advice oooo

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Is this a Nigerian girl? cuz every girl I did 7-10 minutes with in the last 3 years have complained (quietly or openly) that they wanted me to stay longer. And me I don't do more than 1 round (I try to satisfy on the first) else, I'll be so sleepy for the next 2 days and be running late for appointments/schedule and also be sleeping in public places. [[[I hate myself in that sleepy feeling]]]
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SBL28:
The girl is just being truthful. She grew up poor and she wants to have a better life. Can't be drinking garri at home and still continue in her husband's house. We are praying for progress not stagnation.

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See, I always tell my younger ones this, IF YOUR PARENTS ARE NOT RICH, FORGET ABOUT A RICH GUY, or better still, just remove your mind. (Maybe) due to the economy, guys are now far more demanding than before (and even more than the girls now). In like 10 years ago, you can marry a rich guy if you were beautiful, but now, the only thing that can qualify you is your parents address (if they own a house in Ikoyi). Even if you had sickle cell or an albino, even if you were AS, you'll still find a rich AS lying to be AA just to marry you. Rich guys now want to consolidate wealth, they want to give you a marketing target to go and milk your parents for them to set up more business as soon as they are married to you, not for children cuz (truly) they never needed any since they can just do 2-3 baby mamas and remain single till 55. take it or leave it, but never forget it!

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Sirseedorf:
Useless for his parent, stupid to be a cultist and slowpoke for dying like my fowl.


Shun cultism they wont hear. Now he has been use as -+=

one-one!...


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lonelydora:
When it comes to cultism, after Rivers state i give it to Cross-River state.

There is no family you won't see a cultist. In fact, it's now a norm.

I still don't understand why only sons always join cults?


But....
Proverbs 14:12, "There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death."

Have you heard of Binni? (ie Benin)

MelesZenawi:
95% Yorubas on the list


Vice president is not really different from Buhari on championing his ethnic course

Look at the list of aides to vice president of a country dominated by one ethnic group

So both him and his master are birds of same feathers

So from today if you blaming buhari from sidelining other , Osibanjo is also doing the same

He promotes his own oligarchy.


What a country...

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...you really don't know what you are writing, is 17 to 33 95%....go back and collect your school fees for mathematics.



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Not that He will love this girl more than I will do

Not that he will spend more time more than I will do

Not that He will be more faithful to her than I will do

Not that He will go to see her parents faster than I will do

Not that he will ever cook for her while held in traffic on her way home

Not that he will help her change diapers more often than I will do

And not that he will stick to her for better or for worse

She can only eat 3 times daily, she can sleep in only one bed at a time, she needs only one new surname, and can be in only one car at a time; all of these I can give as well as he can



But if I walked up to this girl now and ask her to marry my, she'll spit on me and ask me to leave her sight

Not that he has double heart to meet her capacity, people, HE HAS JUST ONE like me,

It's all but that He is WIZKID and nothing more!

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Fuckthamods:
Mehn, i just feel like spanking that petit ass and squeezing those melons like my life dependz on it.

Yes it does cuz you've given your whole life to it; while other gave to Christ.

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Toks2008:
And she can't wear a very tight black shorts...Dumb

...and the moment she pulls it, everything will be like ...wurrrrrraaah!...on the whole floor of her bathroom

notoriousbabe:
Respect, twale baba. Wehdone sir

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So if you have any friend that is suffering too much during her period, and all guys are running away doing mphffmmm!....Just point her to these two links;

https://www.bustle.com/articles/58808

and

https://www.health.com/sex/health-benefits-period-sex

then ask her to shoot me a mail at; k.vs.o2012@gmail.com with a letter of consent and a fee of N5,000.

Otii4god:
Shame

. . . and kudos to you!

"Fourth-best in the World"

notoriousbabe:
Na during menstruation sex they sweet pass.

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You remind me of one of my ONLY girlfriend then that had NUMEROUS boyfriends and never allowed me do after chopping bigger rods around. She came to my house one day and when I tried, she told me she was in her period. Thinking it was a lie, I told her I don't mind and we did it and discovered it was actually enjoyable. She sef at this time got plenty of relief from menstrual pains as a result of the knack. After that, whenever she had menstrual pain, she came around and started tickling me to bang and being in conji status, I'll condescend for the missionary she wanted (since I didn't know when next I'll get any show). It took later in the years for me to understand that it must have been because her big rod guys will never come near her whenever she was in her period, while she really wanted it at this time to be free (I should have been charging her some money for it if I was wiser). We went on enjoying it and she started allowing me few times when she was not menstruating (make e no be like say...), it even got to a point I could not care about the difference, menses or no menses was just the same thing to me. Any time she was bleeding, she tells me to change the bedsheet first to a used one and put wrapper or 4-5 of my used boxers around the area her hips will be while I had water ready in the bathroom for an immediate bath then soak the blood stained bedsheet and boxers for a serious wash. All my laps and condom gets drenched with blood but I got used to it and started seeing it as sweat.


From her experience, I now no longer forbid a woman in her period. I did a research and discovered that the STD you will get from a menstruating woman, you will still get even when she is not; so if you can bear the sight of the blood, why not?!
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NwaAmaikpe:




Very typical of women to turn their flops into an aluta battle for womanhood.
If you are really that proud of your menses, why did you then wear the pad?
You should have allowed it sprinkle around the stage during your performance so your fans could lick it up like spilled Fanta.

Aunty all we are saying is.....if you had to be skimpy, it should have been kinky and not the creepy mess you made.
What happened to using menstrual cups or tampons or even wearing concealing panties?

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...did you know that from this you small piece of notes, I've (googled and) learnt a whole lot of new things
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viviangist:


Since Buhari enter Office Am spending 10K on Nepa Bills Instead of my Normal 5k , They no change my Prepaid Box ooooo

I Guess something is Fishy here , My Neighbor dey always remind me to recharge my Box On time ... I Wonder why she get so much interest on that these days.

Her son is a graduate of Electrical Engr , and he sabi illegal connections very well .

Abeg Nairalanders wetin i go do , am planning to remove my fuse this night and check her window to know if the light is showing ...

Please i need more suggestions ....

https://123.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/72958953_2732324583466146_5689018173093838848_n.jpg

Nickshrapnel:
It doesn't matter if the teacher is Yoruba or not, she clearly don't know that 'a' is used before words that we pronounce the letter 'h' for such as happy, house and 'an' is used before word where we don't pronounce the 'h' for such as hour, herb

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an herb na wah o....my teacher not try as I don't know this!

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Brighte:
If i won't to f*ck my ex- I know their mumu botton. Is just that i have outgrown those pu**y.
I like to explore more. Forward ever.. Backward never my principle. Except I didn't drill that my exi might consider

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Suffice it to say that, "A cave that has been entered, can as well be re-entered, if the enterer and the enteree agrees that the cave was deeply entered into as at the time of entry in the past"
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ImmaculateJOE:
I'm 26 now and still counting but no sex yet.

I am glowing in the grace of the Almighty, although the konji use to set in many atimes esp at nights and whenever eyes mistakenly see those plumpy boos, thighs and bum bum.

But guy man gats to maintain and control himself. I must stay VIRGIN for Wiffy.

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Please don't you ever attempt it (it is not as sweet as people make it appear and you regret badly every time you ejaculate, for real, no gain), and marry a woman that will never deny you of it. The moment you start (late), you will tend to pursue it more than those that have been in it, trust me! Sex only pushes in the "about-to" stage and after the piss, you feel like rewinding the world and not doing it at all....ask others that have done it here let them say if I lie.
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