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The T-Shirt na PDP-People Deceive Police.

So not wearing seat belts don turn to smartness? Retarded mentality to think if you wear it you are doing the police a favour.
Wait until you see ya greatgrandpapa welcome you to the other side, na dat time you go know.

Bullshyte!!!!!!!

B--A--D

D*a*m*n.

SMH. The love of money.........

Out of the 36 nurses I know, 34 are highly promiscous. And mehn, they are really a hardened lot. No human kindness. Datz all....

Op, I can relate. My wedding was in Dec and I got so frustrated by my decorator, half the things we agreed on wasn't provided. My friends and cousins had to help out in decoration cos she wasnt doing it well and was late. She nearly fought my sister and was busy cursing everyone left and centre. I went late for my wedding cos I had to stay back at the venue when I realised she wasn't going to give me the arrangements I wanted. I had to show my team what I wanted and God bless my wonderful girl's protocol team cos they saved the day.Thankfully, food was okay cos my mum personally contracted the caterer. Mc was shyte. Committe of friends were clueless. My maid of honour was completely useless. DJ spoiled my march in song and our theme song. Yet it was still beautiful cos of my wonderful sister who took charge of everything and guided it successfully. I also found a sister in my younger colleague who ran with my dreams and made it work.I still thank God cos it would have been worse.

You flashed her cash, she flashed you puny. Both of you are players. No one needs to go. Just stay and play the match till the end. Winner takes it all.

bigfat10: [size=15pt]when is the presidential going to spend some cash on ME ...I NEED TO BE FLOW TO THE STATES for treatment from NAIJA PHOBIA [/size]

Like seriously WTF!

ayox2003: She for look strong, muscular and energetic like Uma Thurman.


Frawzey.

Abi? SMH. She should be dancing alingo. Nansense!!! Anyway, welcome back first lady.

Nlanders will never fail to amaze me. Someone has an idea of what they want for their traditional marriage and we are here abusing and insulting them. Nse has never been a flamboyant butterfly and her wedding day is a depiction of who she has been all along. She doesn't need to please anybody, afterall, no be 'correct dressing or flawless makeup go make the marriage work. And what the heck is it about the name? Wetin concern marital choices with the'right sounding' name? BTW, I like women who have a good head on their shoulders and that counts more than any fashion sense.
Wishing the new couple a blissful married life.

Ushele: That's how brides dresses in Akwa ibom my friend.

No, that's not how they dress. That attire is more like the Efik's. Uruan people in Akwa Ibom practice some Efik cultures but I don't think she is from Uruan.

Definitely not death sentence but life sentence with no provision for parole and confiscation of all properties acquired before and after holding office.

Can I say the burden of being a celebrity?

payless: That means he graduated from secondary school in 1989 at the age of 13. LMAO

So what? I graduated secondary school at age 14. People judge my age based on that. They always add 4 to 6 years to me when suggesting my age and of course my looks don't help either. Let the whites leave our players alone. Whether they lie about their ages or not, as long as they can still deliver on the pitch, then there's no need for their rantings.

lynpetra: Well,the am so certain that he loves me but he is sooooo selfish.One of the reasons I decided to go online with this issue is that I don't want to behave irrational by making hasty decisions because that is the ONLY problem I have in the relationship and its pissing me off big time

My dear, its not the only problem cos this one problem will lead you into several if you ever decide to settle down with him. Your guy has a pre conceived notion that women are slaves and he is too old to be easily changed. My advice is for you to pls leave the relationship. Its during dating that a man shows his best side, so imagine what will happen when you get married? The guy doesn't care enough not to see you overly stressed on his behalf. So wisen up.

Lucky you. You don jam babe wey understand dat your 'love' na lust. So she is saving you the trouble of dangling on a long rope before you bleep am. Simple translation; You can f**k me, but dont expect my complete attention, my time nor my faithfulness cos I won't belong to you alone.

I dont effing believe this story. But if its true, then you are on a very long thing. First of all, examine yourself well, and if you are not found wanting then send her packing. As far as I'm concerned, any cheating spouse is one step away from murder.

Thanks op. Ive been having this sharp pains in my body and a Dr friend advised to deworm. Havent done that in about 10 years. Im scared the worm may come out for me to see them due to a bad childhood experience with worms. Hope zentel can just send them out without me noticing? Someone please convince me.

blaise26.abj:
Always try to clean your bushy anus after using the toilet. Seems something keeps sticking to your boxers and the poor lil girl is trying to save the damned boxers from u.

Badt.

pheyikemi: Hahahaha, can't stop laughing. U nid some advice bah? Lemme advice u a lil'.
"Angela, d guy e haff no satisfied u again because he is no lyk u again, he haff taya of u, so left him alone and went to luk for anoda one"

You madt pass Angela

Give her the benefit of the doubt. Invite her over and satisfy your curiosity but be ready to have a life changing heart to heart talk with the child if she tries anything funny. Also invite another adult who can defend you if she tries to lie against you .

ayeboy1988: Plz can som1 hlp me out,i reali luv dis gal nd she alway recivin diffrnx cals frm guyz nd diffrnx messajx nd dis alwayz maks me angry nd fightn wit her,cos i'm a jelous guy nd she told me i'm too jelous.she said dat if i truli luv her i dnt nid 2b jelous.plz is it true i nid som1 2 hlp me out.because i dnt c somtin wrong been jelouxi abt somtin dat is so precious 2u.

I tire o. How am I supposed to take you seriously with your writing skills? Can you edit your post? That way you will get meaningful comments.

DigitalSignal: Was it your papa that told you this?
Just being curious, you know!

What do you think?

Hmmmmm, nobody's got any experience?

Actually I've had two but there is this particular one that nearly drove me mad. I had met this dashing young man who on the outside looked suave and urbane. On our first date, he took me to a fancy restaurant and we ordered our meals. He ordered eba while I went for coconut rice. As the meal arrived, he plunged into it without the courtesy of even waiting for my meal to arrive. I waved it off and attributed it to hunger but it was his table manners that really turned me off. The guy lunged into his food like a deprived refugee, smacking his lips, sucking noisily on his fingers, chewing with mouth open while gasping for air like an asthmatic. By the time my food arrived, I was the focus of all eyes in the restaurant because at this time, the guy was 'gisting' with me in a loud voice while sucking and grunting like a pig on a piece of meat with soup running down both sides of his mouth and down his fingers. I couldn't bring myself to eat my food and he thought he could urge me on by plunging his soup stained hand into my rice to feed me a piece of meat. The last straw was when he sneezed (and noisily too), then he reached for the towel, (not the serviette that was right in front of him o)and noisily blew his nose into it, then he cleared his throat and added a dose of phlegm while other customers were shuddering and hissing at him. I couldn't tolerate it any longer, I simple picked up my purse and left the restaurant. I barred his number from my phone and never ever went out with him again.
So fellow Nlanders, is there any experience to equal or beat mine?

You don't need to ask as we all know that ''money answereth all things'' including romance.

BIG girls or BIZ Girls? OP make up your mind!