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GEJ is trouncing ATIKU in his home state, hope atiku is not just an empty barreeeellll

OBJ just made my day, he has killed me with laughter   ;

Who  saw the drama and 2 fingers in the air after casting his vote?

I just love his gut and confidence, that guy would have remained a legend if not for his pettiness and dark side.

But for now OBJ rocks!!!

@Debosky

Please give me E NO EASY by Psquare , make i dance small before i commot for here! ;

E kaale oooo

Eyi ni iroyin to n kan we leti ni nairaland

A tun ti gbo pe egbe agbabolu arsenal tun ti fi idi remi ooo

Lmao, Prof's boys no dey ever mature,the heat on this thread can light a cigarette!!!

DJ give us more music

How i wish these Demonic PDP guys can pull guns on themselves and serve each other bullets once and for all

The only beneficiary i see in  all this is Buhari, you guys should stop kidding yourselves to think that GEJ or Atiku have achieved anything with this move, because who ever wins between them would have achieved a Pyrrhic victory.

Judicial Annulment because of waiver or zoning is the new order of the day for either of them

Watch out for part 2 

Depilot,


Honestly I pray that money comes so that
he can flood the airwaves with adverts!

The most painful ting is that jonathan could have written his name in gold by not contesting but enthroning a super credible candidate while coercing PDP to suport him or get lost.

By contesting he is being forced to ally wt devils,the guy has a good spirit but he culd have acted smarter.There is no way in the world a bad fruit can change the tree that gave birth to it.

For Beaf

Honestly if the merger between ACN and CPC works out, your Joe boy is fried and toasted. I once canvassed for Joe boy but for making the likes of Gbenga Daniel and Alao Akala and so many other confirmed vultures as his allies,  Progress minded Nigerians are leaving his camp in droves because honestly we are ready for the change and Jonathan cannot perform any magic under PDP.

I am a yoruba christian from the south but i am voting Buhari, development wont come with tribal sentiments anymore. The good thing happening for Buhari right now is that PDP is splitting by the day and that final split is very near. Take a cursory look at the realities in the 36 states of Nigeria and tell me how strong Jonathan really is apart from the power of incumbency he has.

Currently this race is evenly split between Buhari and Jonathan , while Buhari holds a strong momentum to do better in the coming weeks, here is my analysis and kindly correct me if i am wrong

1. With the ACN alliance Buhari will win the 6 states of the Southwest.
2. Because of the Niger Delta connection Joe boy will win 4 states of the south south, losing EDO to buhari due to the Oshiomole factor.
3. The South east will be split between them  because APGA and PPA will never vote for PDP and they are assured of at least 3 states in the coming election.
4. IF Buhari works harder he will win Kogi and Kwara in the North Central because as i am writing this the elder saraki is out to prove a point to PDP.
5. The core northern states of Kano, Sokoto, Bornu, Katsina, and Zamfara, will all go to Buhari, whatever happens in the remaining northern states is unknown for now.

In fact at the rate at which PDP is falling apart, i sense a Buhari landslide in the making.

Kindly check again if all is well with Jonathan,  i dey laff.

@Uncle BecomeRich

I always gbadun ur analysis, ride on brov.I am one of ur fans on NL,

May her soul RIP, the rich and powerful also cry!

I appreciate Seun, Cronaldo, Aloy-Emeka, Dayokanu, Inspired M, Mr Brownjay

I have been trying your nos.

Overconfidence killed MUNYA


Weldone Nigeria, welldone UTI-------I find this very difficult to believe because Munya's arrogance was all over the place

2 face and MI performing, these guys are trying to patronise and placate nija, cos they are givin it to munya. Am out,thanks

Thanks, yes I do have two accounts, am currently on bb but i can't even remember d password for ds one and I didn't even know its active on bb. Thanks all thesame,I find ur contribution useful. God bless

God bless you vicjustice, its so funny cos I wanted to direct this question to you personally. I went to your nairaland profile but didn't see your e-mail address, I have done london bus tours in past but you know I don't speak french. I will be honored if you oblige me with your yahoo I'm thru

My dear, its obvious ds guy isn't into you as much as you are into him. Nothing can be as painful as unrequited love. I will advise that you cut him some space,stop calls ,sms,gifts etc and secondly don't have high expectation about ds relatioship okk. U are playing the guy's role and I smell some deep hurt for you in the future,if you don't allow things to balance out now!

US nuking Nigeria?

I am confounded by the depth of some people ignorance, shior!

I think the guys on this thread should frame the question to be "How can a girl,win my heart"

For me I'll say

1. An undying passion for God.
2. Complete respect for me.
3. Good sex,and a lady who doesn't treat sex as a taboo.

Basically these are impt to me,other things can be improved upon.

(E). None of the above.

Ibn Batuta, abeg don't abort the baby ooo,it may be d next Goodluck jonathan.

And be careful next time,cos u may not be so lucky thereby hatching a twins!

Like someone said, "Get d hell out of that cafe,and get a job ok?

I think kosovo has lost his conscience that is why he is blabbing from all angles of the mouth!

High inspired, just called you with my line, mail me at tomi.dayspring@yahoo.com, search for 08 or 09 millage below 30,000 ang get back to me, remember it shuld be 4wd,auto,leather. Thanks

Ol boy, you are confused! Making love to a stranger is not the right ideal for a lasting relationship!

@jidobaba, u are too brutal abeg take am easy wt my guy! @rawswagga, I kno wat ur greatest fear is and that's the fear of rejection. Its obvious u've concluded ds girl is all in all but she get her weaknesses trust me 'she is not all u tink' and u wuld know this if she gree for u.I wuld have preferd u mit her one on one but wt wat hav said earlier u won't. So take it easy bro nd don't let ds turn to obsession,nd incase she turns u down there ar plenty fish in d ocean.in d meantime any of sms or call will do. Best of luck!

Nigeria's situation is complex than you think

The diversities of the tribes who have different motives/interests and the growing religion divide makes the notion of a revolution almost impossible

Nigeria itself is not a nation ,its one failed experiment conducted by the British who made things more complicated that they should have been,

For example the almajiri's in the north do not understand that anybody is cheating them as you do because they aren't that educated,if myself a christian southerner kills a northern Muslim president the almajiris will not see it as a revolution rather it will turn to a religion struggle,so who exactly am i fighting for?

Kindly check the demographics of the French, the Russians and others who have successfully staged revolutions for confirmation.

A little drop of acid is okkk, lol

Terry G's new album is the best dancehall compilation have heard in nija so far, i am wowed anytime i slot it in, Up terry G

Some of us are way over our head and paranoid!

I am disappointed at how most of you have given up,where is your Nigerian spirit and the never say die attitude?

In less than 90 days all these noise will die down,time they say heal wounds,lets just pray we dont have recurrence of such! Nobody is talking about the positive step that Umar snr took by reporting to the US embassy simply because Negative news sells more but trust me the media will get tired pretty soon and you will be fed with another distraction.

I have studied our situation properly,trust me guys, Nigeria is too powerful than how you people see it,our major challenge is bad leadership! As at today Nigeria is the biggest trading partner with america in sub saharan africa, Nigeria supplies 11% of america's oil,so you think they will just shut down all these?

Fighting a west african superpower,and a population of 168 million is not a task anybody will want to contemplate for now so forget about US nuking the country.

Travelling rule will change for everybody but its not as if the US has been liberal with its visa policies in Nigeria in the recent past.

It will take the citizen of another non-islamic country attempting thesame thing for all of you to know that this issue is beyond Nigeria or no NIgeria,

May God Help us all.

We are missing important points here people

America must take the larger part of the blame due to their arrogance and Negligence,

My question is ,how did farouk obtained multiple entry Visa as a first time visitor to the USA after he has being denied Visa at the UK embassy?

The truth is that america does not work with information available with other western embassies in Nigeria, their policy states that no documents or explanation tendered by Nigerians are enough to secure a visa as such Visa issuance is subjected to the mood and discretion of the issuing officers. The implication is that tons of genuine Nigerians who are travelling abroad are arrogantly denied visa by some clerks. They arrogantly believe that all Nigerians ,their papers and bank statements are fraudulent.

I can assure you that the issuing officer could have issued the boy a multiple visa because of the scent of Farouks versace perfume etc  

Kindly check the UK VISA application form and you will see a column where intending visitors are asked if they had been denied Visa by other embassies and trust me they use information they can garner from other embassies. I am not saying this could have stopped the US embassy from issuing him a visa but it could have opened the boy to more questioning and examination.

Mark my word, America's arrogance will be its undoing and for those who think this issue has tarnished the image of Nigerians ,i can assure you that on the long run it will go to establish the fact that Nigeria is a country of moderates thanks to ALH Muttallab snr. report to the US embassy. This could have happened to any young and naive citizen of any country.

I laff in spanish

The topic itself is funny, fashola seals oyakhilome's bla bla bla

why should this be on the frontpage? the agency in question had been sealing all sorts of eateries recently

I bow for Nigerian journalists these days, this is junk journalism and laziness at its peak.

This it to call on all aviation agencies to look into this because in NIgeria we are used to "medicine after death"," ad-hoc committee after a plane crashes" a stitch in time saves nine!

I had the most horrible flying experience on my way to abuja this week, i actually boarded this chachangi flight becos all others were fully booked,but God knows if such happens in the future i will humbly return to my house instead of gambling with life!

The Chachangi plane in question had seen better years and it is evident on the body and the quality of furniture inside it.

We boarded around 2pm and to my amazement the Fan/AC on board the plane wasnt working,yet people sat down and were contented with murmuring and complaining. Trust me within 5 minutes we were all drenched in our sweat ,when the situation became unbearable i walked up to the flight crew to know if there was a problem with the engine and all i could get was some cock and bull story about how the AC was being powered with Generators on ground. I insisted on getting down but i was begged not to do so that the engines of the plane were in good condition.

Thank God the heat situation got better as soon as we took off ,though take-off came with so much screeching noise from the engines,apologies followed apologies from the cabin.

Refreshment was not different as we were handed one Hot N50 dansa juice each, half of the people on board rejected it but trust some Nigerians they demanded for two pieces since there was no snack to complement it.

Dont dare go near the toilet because it wasnt in a good condition,

The only plus was the experienced captain on board,we landed safely glory be to God,plenty speaking in tongues and allahu akbar  on board though but God knows i wont try the airline again except they get better aircrafts,the flying public should be aware.