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CrimeRe: Have You Ever Been Scammed? Share Your Experience!! by membranus: 5:39pm On Apr 23, 2020
stevmatt15:
They stole my wallet which contains my PVC when I was going home from school leave (vacation to vote and be voted for)

I didn't vote, both 2015 and 2019
God saved you, or you would have developed heartache like us.
PoliticsRe: ECOWAS Appoints Buhari As COVID-19 Response Coordinator by membranus: 5:32pm On Apr 23, 2020
sapele914:
It is true a layman knows more than his Master?, you are more intelligent than the other presidents of The Ecowas bloc?
It does not required a nuclear science to know he will fail. The slip shod way he manages our problems at home is a signal to how he will manage the international assignment.

Those that gave him the job only did that because of Nigeria's seemingly deep pocket, not knowing that the pocket has since been torn, and all the money leaked out.

I repeat, HE WILL FAIL!!
PoliticsRe: ECOWAS Appoints Buhari As COVID-19 Response Coordinator by membranus: 5:21pm On Apr 23, 2020
That project is already DOA - Dead On Arrival.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Olunloyo: I Lectured The IPOB On Facebook Live, IPOB Remains My Servant by membranus: 10:44am On Apr 23, 2020
umbroxxx:
lol..... a psychiatric case like this old hoe is causing this amount of response from people I laugh in ewedu and gbegiri anyone who listens to this useless bitch really needs their head checked she ain't worth dignifying with a response she should just focus on Davido and Chioma cuz that her level of intellect
Then why are you writing this comment?
PoliticsRe: Kemi Olunloyo: I Lectured The IPOB On Facebook Live, IPOB Remains My Servant by membranus: 10:40am On Apr 23, 2020
2020Experience:
Most Yorubas don’t know their problems ah swear. They cry more for Igbos and enjoy fighting them. It’s only but one day, Igbos will be gone and Yorubas will regret it forever.
Why should we regret your going, una dey feed us?

Go now, una Lagos biz don close for una forever.
TravelRe: Christian Emeka Ibeagwa Dies In U.S.A. Do You Know Him? by membranus: 5:26pm On Apr 21, 2020
InvertedHammer:
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60yrs old and died alone in his apartment?

The wife he imported from Nigeria probably seized everything he worked for. Poor guy. I suspect heart attack.

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My thought too.
PoliticsRe: Governor Ganduje Converting A Christian Girl To Islam (Video) by membranus: 10:45am On Apr 20, 2020
baakinmagana:
Watch carefully, No Muslim will condemn this evil act undecided


They are what they are. Hypocrites

They only preach religious tolerance when the odds are against them.

The same reason why the support Buhari till death despite being a colossal failure.

SOME OF GUYS JUST REASON WITH UR ANUS, GO TO KANO AND HOW CHRISTIAN ADULTS CONVERT TO ISLAM.

CHRISTIANITY THE RELIGION OF PARTY.
Did you read what you posted and does it make sense to you? Which are you supporting, Christian or Muslim faith?

Pls modify it and repost when your eyes don clear.
PoliticsRe: Late Abba Kyari With His Beautiful Family (Photo) by membranus: 11:57pm On Apr 18, 2020
fulaniHERDSman:
cool cool
Public Holiday through out next week won't be out of place to mourn him.

RIP my mentor.
EULOGY FOR ABBA KYARI BY EMMA OGEBE ESQ

*AS NIGERIA’S ROGUE RULER IS OUSTED BY COVID19*

Nigeria has the tragic distinction of being a nation whose citizens rejoice when their rulers die of natural causes.

The deaths of maximum dictator Gen. Sani Abacha who killed and imprisoned many including myself and the death of Yar’adua who’s secretive cabal also threatened my life were greeted with joy and relief respectively.

The news of the demise of Abba Kyari, Chief of staff to MG Buhari and de facto president in his own right unfortunately reconfirms this sad historical trend.

Abba Kyari was a brilliant lawyer who reportedly made a first class studying abroad. However he utilized his knowledge and intellect not for the betterment of his nation but for the battering of his nation through the most lawless and foolish government ever.

Kyari reigned Supreme as the only unelected non-military person ever to completely arrogate powers of state to himself.

He was implicated in collecting bribes from MTN a foreign company that jeopardized national security by non-compliance with our laws and shortchanged Nigerians of billions of dollars in fines.

Kyari who appointed himself on the board of NNPC also appointed his daughter Vice President of Nigeria’s Sovereign Wealth Fund. In effect, his nuclear family alone was in charge of both Nigeria’s income generation agency and Nigeria’s savings agency.

Kyari was implicated in the shameless auctioning of ministerial posts that brought in the most lackluster and uninspiring cabinet in the history of Nigeria which even included a General indicted for stealing public funds during the Abacha regime.

Kyari then decreed via president Buhari that ministers must see Kyari instead of him.

But Kyari was not just a corporate thief. He stole from the poor too. A relative of Kyari’s who’s father reportedly helped raise him fingered Kyari for duping him in a contract scam. The victim relative who was an IDP and the police officer who investigated his claim were imprisoned and persecuted by the untouchable Kyari.

Under Kyari, the legitimate Chief Justice of Nigeria was unconstitutionally usurped, national elections were hijacked and rigged and the Vice President of Nigeria was permanently quarantined. Kyari will go down in historic infamy as the only man to have surreptitiously and effectively removed a Vice President, a Chief Justice and a President in a democracy - leaving a carcass of a government and a nation behind.

Kyari had the blood of countless Nigerians on his hands according to the NSA, with whom he had a public feud, because of his meddling in the war against terrorism.

From the above resume of wickedness, lawlessness and maximum impunity, it is clear why it will be difficult for Nigerians to mourn the passing of a man whom they did not elect but who misruled them with utter contempt and shameless arrogance.

The only redemptive thing about Kyari’s rule is that he managed not to infect several western ambassadors who had the misfortune of meeting him recently. Fortunately, some of these ambassadors have completed their 14 day self-isolation in Abuja without incident.

Kyari’s self-importance was so much that even the military boys at the war front and foreign ambassadors in Abuja were all impacted by his overweening presence.

For a cabal that has disemboweled our democracy from the inside out, this is a major loss for them. For the populace held down and raped by a vicious and unpopular regime, this is not a loss but a plus - that God in heaven rules in the affairs of men.

If we must shed tears for Kyari, then know this:
“As long as our rulers pretend to govern, the people will pretend to mourn.”

Let us be very clear about this, the good book says, “when the righteous prosper, the city rejoices but when the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy.”

Let everyone ascertain for themselves whom the cap fits.

I call on the remnants of the cabal to surrender power back to the de jure rulers, in the fear of God, and to release Vice President Osinbajo from banishment.

1 million Chinese doctors cannot reverse the hand of God. Therefore kindly fear God and do right by his people - the citizens of Nigeria - and govern well and justly for the benefit of all.

May God have mercy on us all.

Emmanuel Ogebe ESQ
US NIGERIA LAW GROUP
RomanceRe: Why Are Girls From Rich Homes More Appreciative? by membranus: 6:00pm On Apr 18, 2020
Mike4S:
I cannot forget that day a girl I met on Igboist demanded phone for a start and I declined she blocked me.
This is a girl I've not even seen in person. I celebrated her early exit because she would have been incompatible with my kind of person
Forget about "being incompatible with your kind of person"

You saw a leech, an 'ebino' and you 'japaa', you ran away fast before you become a foolish ATM.
RomanceRe: Why Are Girls From Rich Homes More Appreciative? by membranus: 5:05pm On Apr 18, 2020
faithugo64:
If you have not been in a relationship with at least 100 women, then your assumption is wrong.
Are you encouraging promiscuity?

100 girls ginni?
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari's Last Statement Before His Death by membranus: 10:16am On Apr 18, 2020
edgeconsul:
May Almighty Allah forgives his shortcomings
GOD does not forgives sins after death.

Seek for the forgiveness of your sins from JESUS while alive and kicking.

If you die with your sins unforgiven, HELL for ETERNITY awaits you.

To before warned is to before armed.
HealthRe: COVID-19: Kutlwano Selaledi Commits Suicide Over 28-Day Lockdown In Botswana by membranus: 5:36pm On Apr 16, 2020
All these LGBTQ crew are just bringing confusion in God's creative format.

They are reengineering themselves with wrong creation codes, they are therefore bound to perform disjointedly and lose their mental balance, thus suicide.

Align with God's design for your life, and nothing will take your peace of mind and joy, which should be man's ultimate aim in life.
PoliticsRe: 'President Buhari Wore Pam Slippers To Address The Nation Instead Of Shoes' by membranus: 8:33pm On Apr 14, 2020
NaijadrivaCars:
Nigerians and trivialities!

He dresses modestly, some empty heads praises him to be a saint that does not steal.

He wears a Gucci shoe, some pawpaw heads will say he has robbed us blind.

Imam of Peace is right after all, "A stupid.... is elected by a stupid people". In other words, blame your selves for voting incompetent leaders since 1999 till date.
How do we know they were incompetent until we tried them?

And where are the competent, will they not fail us if we try them too?
PoliticsRe: Lockdown: PDP Says Buhari’s Speech Was Disappointing by membranus: 6:32am On Apr 14, 2020
Anwons:
I conquor
Pls don't "conquor" oo.

It is bad for your health.
BusinessRe: COVID-19: CBN Denies Charging Fees To Process Loan Requests by membranus: 6:22am On Apr 14, 2020
aAK1:
Stupid people. I applied and was told they would contact me in 24 hours. Till now, no call
Same with me.

No call, no mail.

Incompetent agencies waiting for face to face egunje.
PoliticsRe: People That Will Feel The Additional 14 Days Lockdown By The President by membranus: 5:31am On Apr 14, 2020
Dannyilo:
It’s no news that food items have gone up by almost 100% as a result of COVID-19 lockdown. Consequently, everybody will be affected by this. I have been providing food items prior to the lockdown and I have decided to provide food items even during the lockdown at a cheaper rate for the average person in Nigeria. For a start we will be offering RICE, GARRI and YAMS Straight from the food basket of the nation with delivery cost on me nationwide. We are offering to absorb the burden of;
1. Travelling long distances to get these items
2. Affordable prices
3. Best produce you can get anywhere in the country
4. Provide you with food items for both household, retail and wholesale
5. Above all, provide quality food items to cushion the effect of hardship as a result of the lockdown.
As for delivery, that is not a challenge as provisions have been made for food items to be moved from state to state. You can order for these items from the comfort of your homes and they will be delivered to your state. Furthermore, those who wish to buy and resell to their respective states are also welcome as I will be giving discounts to wholesalers. You can contact us on whatsapp/call 08064496194, 08063429511 follow us on instagram @benue_food_bank or email benuefoodhub@gmail.com to place your order. Delivery is within 24-48hrs depending on the location.
Scam!!!!

What assurance do I have of getting the foodstuff after paying the money?

None.

Potential victims Beware!!!.

This is Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Address The Country At 7pm by membranus: 4:39pm On Apr 13, 2020
zinny377:
To finally put an end to this lockdown...i can't wait. kiss
Keep dreaming.

Prepare for complete lockdown, the hunger assassin is to be unleashed from 7p.m.

Run to the market NOW!!! Stock your home.
RomanceRe: Last Fling Before Wedding Is Very Dangerous by membranus: 4:29pm On Apr 13, 2020
bmdmixer:
there's nothing like last fling
if u fling before
u will fling during
and be flunging after grin



Looking for a studio to record ur songs?
Upload ur tracks www.soundlala.com
House ten got you covered
090 7525 2828
LAGOS
Record the one you wrote up there for a starter.

We'll luv to listen to it.
PoliticsRe: Explosion Rocks Benin, Houses Destroyed by membranus: 1:27pm On Apr 12, 2020
Ilola:
Pls let us remain in our homes in peace, we don't need explosions cause we can't run outside
You can't run outside? Okay o.

When you see original Mr. Trouble you will run outside, jump fence sef.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does The Bible Say About Masturbation? by membranus: 8:58am On Apr 12, 2020
It is always difficult to stop the masturbation habit wilfully once you picked it up. It is addictive because of its affinity to the pleasure centre of the brain. The triggers for it are everywhere - porn, women's endowed parts.

It is called the sin of Onan (spilling of one's seeds for no purpose) by Biblical Scholars, for which God killed him - Gen. 38:9-10.

Large number of youths (as well as elders) are affected by it, no matter how hard they try to hide it.

It is ONLY by God's help that one can overcome it. Prayers and fasting, and salvation will surely help in defeating the habit. But one must be determined. Otherwise you can only continue to manage it until old age.

But the habit should be broken because it is spiritually destructive (it causes backwardness and failure, spiritual detachment, emotional depletion, depressive guilt, inferiority complex) and physically debilitating (it causes arthritis, weak hands and heart papiltation).
PoliticsRe: Florence Ajimobi: My Husband, Abiola Cheated Twice And I Forgave Him by membranus: 11:58am On Apr 11, 2020
Reichel99:
Ok ma, all I know is I won't accept a cheat back.
Then prepare to stay lonely the remainder of your life after divorcing him, if it happens.
Christianity EtcRe: COVID-19: Deeper Life Donates N50m To FG by membranus: 8:34pm On Apr 09, 2020
tyup:
Considering the state n status of most Deeper lifers 've met It would have been very much wonderful if Deeper life had share the money amongst her members

Trust me deeper life members needs the money much more than the FG does sad
Thanks Bro.

True word. Most churches don't do much for the poor in their midst. They are more concerned in building big parishes for ego sake.

The parishes that will become useless the moment the trumpets sound and the antichrist takes them over.
FamilyRe: My Landlord Does House Chores For His Children, Fetches Water For Them by membranus: 8:20pm On Apr 09, 2020
Plead:
Beat them up for? All this beat beat mentality.

90% of Nigerian guys/men won’t last upto 1 year in America or Europe before being thrown into prisons. Y’all have a very fvcked up mentality about every sphere of your life.
Are you okay?

Where do you see Nigerian men being thrown to jail after one year abroad?
RomanceRe: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by membranus: 5:18pm On Apr 09, 2020
tydi:
Yeah I know. But their women can't take their eyes off a black niggro, you know how we do it in naija, come In as a wolf in sheep clothing(in terms of I wanna work for you (Albab) boss ) get to corner her(wife/daughter) one side then the rest would be history grin
Hen en!! Wife or daughter ke!!!Ol'boy you dey play with death. Or na death dey play with you.
RomanceRe: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by membranus: 12:37pm On Apr 09, 2020
Minxie:
Maybe, just maybe, they're not lonely and they are actually enjoying their lives...

In most countries, it's normal to be focused on your career as a woman. It doesn't mean you're lonely. So maybe these girls just adjusted to their surroundings and maybe they're finally happy because they live in a society where people don't expect them to get married at 25.

Just because you don't understand or agree with a culture or ideology doesn't mean that it's wrong. So just because you don't understand why they are single and career driven, doesnt mean you are right in labelling them as lonely.

If that's your logic, you can label me lonely too. I'll proudly accept grin
Okay oo. Even such women's mentor in feminism, Chinamanda, has a husband to tender to and familiarise with daily to ward off loneliness.

Ask Linda Ikeji how she is feeling, even with her high achievements. She will tell you E no easy, my sister.
RomanceRe: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by membranus: 12:10pm On Apr 09, 2020
princetaiwo:
I live in Canada, I married my wife in Nigeria, now she as the custody of our 3 children,
She determines when and if I can see our children.
I pay her child support every month which is not a problem to me because I will still spend the money on my children if we are all still living together.
She takes all the child benefit(money) the government gives our children.
She almost destroyed me here.
I don't know my children day care.
The truth is that she caught me..........and I apologized but the freedom, independence and money make most of Nigerian women to brake their Home and later live a lonely life.
I NEVER slap or abuse my wife, that is what God use to save me.
If I may ask, do you think I will ever think of marrying a Nigerian woman here in Canada or come to Nigeria to pick a woman? NEVER

NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT, THERE ARE LOT OF HOOD WOMEN, NO MATTER WHAT; THEY WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THEIR ROOT AND HOW THINGS ARE DONE
Sorry, there are women like that, and their numbers will continue to increase as long as they continue to gain more financial independence. Especially now in Nigeria where they are taking all the good jobs away from men because of human resource managers peccadilloes.

They are copying European manners which have turned their women to psychiatric loners, and easy preys for our yahoo romantic scammers.

I pity them.
RomanceRe: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by membranus: 11:50am On Apr 09, 2020
dawnomike:
Well, i kind of disagree with that...
Reasons?
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Mocks Nigerians As Accountant-General’s Office Is Gutted By Fire by membranus: 4:39pm On Apr 08, 2020
abbey621:
Listen to words in his song and his outrage sometimes on social media, this is what smart people do. You lead protests against the Authoritarian Buhari and get locked up or shot. All for what? Bunch of people that won't fight for you when you're locked up? Same people that would even say you deserved it? Same people that would still call you sell out when you've given blood & sweat? Let's face it, nobody wants to die for Nigeria, even the ones that do stronghead like Sowore have had their brains reformatted with serious torture and abuse.....May God help us!
I find no substantial wisdom in his songs unlike Fela.

He has nothing valuable to offer the youths of this country, let him just continue to flex with his money and keep his mouth shut when it comes to serious matter.

As for the revolution, it is coming soon, when we are not expecting it.
CrimeRe: Soldiers Beat Driver To Death In Calabar; Passengers Didn’t Wear Face Masks by membranus:
My own take is what are the armies doing on the streets? Are we at war?

Why are all these frustrated soldiers killing innocent civilians at will just because they are armed?

Why do we have dunce leading us in this country who always make the wrong decision every time?

All of us are crying let each region go its way so that our problems can be easily and quickly managed, but the thieves in power hold the whole nation in the jugular, saying until we loot the whole treasury for generations to come, no one will leave.

Let us prepare for total anarchy, it is coming whether we like or not.
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Mocks Nigerians As Accountant-General’s Office Is Gutted By Fire by membranus: 4:15pm On Apr 08, 2020
Is he not part of the Nigerian youths? What has he done with his huge media profile to rectify the wrongs done to the masses, except to smoke weed?

What protest has he led?

By his age, Fela his mentor was facing military mights daily, he can't even face common polithiefcians, but to yarn rubbish on social media.

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