₦airaland Forum

Kobicove:
Please suggest possible solutions since you know it all

Make @helinues the Prez first, and you will be surprised at how many fantastic solutions he will execute, unlike our current.....

Wizikal:
Nairalandland and rumors flock together

Both are Romeo and Juliet. They passionately love each other.

NL & Rumours = Ecstasy

9jaDoomCountry:
Coro may trigger the much awaited revolution in 9ja.

Hope so.

creolehunt:
Inasmuch as your comment is sensible, I must point out that i was not aware of their story until we got really involved. So there was no way I could have been drawn to their history.

My own is why are you changing girls like wrappers?

This is wrong, the way you are going you will eventually marry an ogbanje and your ass will be cooked.

Stick to a lady who you must pick after revelation through prayers.

There is no family across the world with no one peculiar issue/trait or another.

Take your choice and pray your way through any ancestral/lineage curse or problem.

God is your strength.

Nuel4:
Thunder fire whomever did this. Tuber of yam that cost less than 1k.
The fool used Tecno to snap the picture

Wetin Tecno do you, no be phone?

socialmediaman:
Our lives have been changed forever! People saw this sort of thing coming though, we have to be more proactive next time! Even the senators eating constituency allowance and president budgeting billions for his kitchen in a poor country, and the budget padders who offer zero value to Nigeria’s development, should all get real!

What happened? Nothing has happened to justify your comment above.

Everywhere cool and calm.

Wait until the REVOLUTION starts then your comment will become appropriate.

The Revolt? Coming Very Soon at the theatres of operation on the streets.

Get Prepared!!!

Sometimes when I remembered the suffering and the death of Jesus Christ on the Cross of Calvary, I cried.

Also my grandma, when I remember her death, though she died very old, I weep.

Fentanyl:







this is the real FAKE NEWS lol

conspiracy theory nuts everywhere

where is your tin foil hat?

Sorry, his tin foil hat got lost while being chased by the truth crew.

Tome4real:
I'm back! !

From Neptune?

We have missed you.

Welcome.

Peace081:
It has been sex through out every night, am tire already

Prepare for your bouncing babies come December.

My congratulation in advance.

Kelklein:
They are all birds of a feather but only poorly better than one another.

Fastest tho is Airtel (also the most consistent but the way they zap your data is criminal )
Then 9mobile
Then MTN (fast but not consistent)
Then glo (not fast, not consistent)

This rating is from personal experience, don't quote me, drop your own.

I feel like quoting you, should I?

Nuel4:
if Trump lose, America will bleed though

Says who?

When he was not there why did the country not crashed?

He's rather a heavy political burden on the American society.

sapientia:
Those guys have some very sweet toys.

Sweeter than candy, eenh?

That's death they are holding, hide when you see it.

The unravelling of the American society and its imperial greatness.

Bye-bye to capitalism,

welcome globalisation and the antichrist era.

Lexusgs430:
Can we go scream together.........

U be werewolves?

Go inside jungle and scream till u are tired.

bemagnify:
If you have been scammed online and you have the accounts details of the scammer Let me know you can get back your money

Another set up for a scam. Haaaa!!

stevmatt15:
They stole my wallet which contains my PVC when I was going home from school leave (vacation to vote and be voted for)

I didn't vote, both 2015 and 2019

God saved you, or you would have developed heartache like us.

sapele914:
It is true a layman knows more than his Master?, you are more intelligent than the other presidents of The Ecowas bloc?

It does not required a nuclear science to know he will fail. The slip shod way he manages our problems at home is a signal to how he will manage the international assignment.

Those that gave him the job only did that because of Nigeria's seemingly deep pocket, not knowing that the pocket has since been torn, and all the money leaked out.

I repeat, HE WILL FAIL!!

That project is already DOA - Dead On Arrival.

umbroxxx:
lol..... a psychiatric case like this old hoe is causing this amount of response from people I laugh in ewedu and gbegiri anyone who listens to this useless bitch really needs their head checked she ain't worth dignifying with a response she should just focus on Davido and Chioma cuz that her level of intellect

Then why are you writing this comment?

2020Experience:
Most Yorubas don’t know their problems ah swear. They cry more for Igbos and enjoy fighting them. It’s only but one day, Igbos will be gone and Yorubas will regret it forever.

Why should we regret your going, una dey feed us?

Go now, una Lagos biz don close for una forever.

InvertedHammer:
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60yrs old and died alone in his apartment?

The wife he imported from Nigeria probably seized everything he worked for. Poor guy. I suspect heart attack.

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My thought too.

baakinmagana:
Watch carefully, No Muslim will condemn this evil act undecided


They are what they are. Hypocrites

They only preach religious tolerance when the odds are against them.

The same reason why the support Buhari till death despite being a colossal failure.

SOME OF GUYS JUST REASON WITH UR ANUS, GO TO KANO AND HOW CHRISTIAN ADULTS CONVERT TO ISLAM.

CHRISTIANITY THE RELIGION OF PARTY.

Did you read what you posted and does it make sense to you? Which are you supporting, Christian or Muslim faith?

Pls modify it and repost when your eyes don clear.

fulaniHERDSman:

Public Holiday through out next week won't be out of place to mourn him.

RIP my mentor.

EULOGY FOR ABBA KYARI BY EMMA OGEBE ESQ

*AS NIGERIA’S ROGUE RULER IS OUSTED BY COVID19*

Nigeria has the tragic distinction of being a nation whose citizens rejoice when their rulers die of natural causes.

The deaths of maximum dictator Gen. Sani Abacha who killed and imprisoned many including myself and the death of Yar’adua who’s secretive cabal also threatened my life were greeted with joy and relief respectively.

The news of the demise of Abba Kyari, Chief of staff to MG Buhari and de facto president in his own right unfortunately reconfirms this sad historical trend.

Abba Kyari was a brilliant lawyer who reportedly made a first class studying abroad. However he utilized his knowledge and intellect not for the betterment of his nation but for the battering of his nation through the most lawless and foolish government ever.

Kyari reigned Supreme as the only unelected non-military person ever to completely arrogate powers of state to himself.

He was implicated in collecting bribes from MTN a foreign company that jeopardized national security by non-compliance with our laws and shortchanged Nigerians of billions of dollars in fines.

Kyari who appointed himself on the board of NNPC also appointed his daughter Vice President of Nigeria’s Sovereign Wealth Fund. In effect, his nuclear family alone was in charge of both Nigeria’s income generation agency and Nigeria’s savings agency.

Kyari was implicated in the shameless auctioning of ministerial posts that brought in the most lackluster and uninspiring cabinet in the history of Nigeria which even included a General indicted for stealing public funds during the Abacha regime.

Kyari then decreed via president Buhari that ministers must see Kyari instead of him.

But Kyari was not just a corporate thief. He stole from the poor too. A relative of Kyari’s who’s father reportedly helped raise him fingered Kyari for duping him in a contract scam. The victim relative who was an IDP and the police officer who investigated his claim were imprisoned and persecuted by the untouchable Kyari.

Under Kyari, the legitimate Chief Justice of Nigeria was unconstitutionally usurped, national elections were hijacked and rigged and the Vice President of Nigeria was permanently quarantined. Kyari will go down in historic infamy as the only man to have surreptitiously and effectively removed a Vice President, a Chief Justice and a President in a democracy - leaving a carcass of a government and a nation behind.

Kyari had the blood of countless Nigerians on his hands according to the NSA, with whom he had a public feud, because of his meddling in the war against terrorism.

From the above resume of wickedness, lawlessness and maximum impunity, it is clear why it will be difficult for Nigerians to mourn the passing of a man whom they did not elect but who misruled them with utter contempt and shameless arrogance.

The only redemptive thing about Kyari’s rule is that he managed not to infect several western ambassadors who had the misfortune of meeting him recently. Fortunately, some of these ambassadors have completed their 14 day self-isolation in Abuja without incident.

Kyari’s self-importance was so much that even the military boys at the war front and foreign ambassadors in Abuja were all impacted by his overweening presence.

For a cabal that has disemboweled our democracy from the inside out, this is a major loss for them. For the populace held down and raped by a vicious and unpopular regime, this is not a loss but a plus - that God in heaven rules in the affairs of men.

If we must shed tears for Kyari, then know this:
“As long as our rulers pretend to govern, the people will pretend to mourn.”

Let us be very clear about this, the good book says, “when the righteous prosper, the city rejoices but when the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy.”

Let everyone ascertain for themselves whom the cap fits.

I call on the remnants of the cabal to surrender power back to the de jure rulers, in the fear of God, and to release Vice President Osinbajo from banishment.

1 million Chinese doctors cannot reverse the hand of God. Therefore kindly fear God and do right by his people - the citizens of Nigeria - and govern well and justly for the benefit of all.

May God have mercy on us all.

Emmanuel Ogebe ESQ
US NIGERIA LAW GROUP

Mike4S:
I cannot forget that day a girl I met on Igboist demanded phone for a start and I declined she blocked me.
This is a girl I've not even seen in person. I celebrated her early exit because she would have been incompatible with my kind of person

Forget about "being incompatible with your kind of person"

You saw a leech, an 'ebino' and you 'japaa', you ran away fast before you become a foolish ATM.

faithugo64:
If you have not been in a relationship with at least 100 women, then your assumption is wrong.

Are you encouraging promiscuity?

100 girls ginni?

edgeconsul:
May Almighty Allah forgives his shortcomings

GOD does not forgives sins after death.

Seek for the forgiveness of your sins from JESUS while alive and kicking.

If you die with your sins unforgiven, HELL for ETERNITY awaits you.

To before warned is to before armed.

All these LGBTQ crew are just bringing confusion in God's creative format.

They are reengineering themselves with wrong creation codes, they are therefore bound to perform disjointedly and lose their mental balance, thus suicide.

Align with God's design for your life, and nothing will take your peace of mind and joy, which should be man's ultimate aim in life.

NaijadrivaCars:
Nigerians and trivialities!

He dresses modestly, some empty heads praises him to be a saint that does not steal.

He wears a Gucci shoe, some pawpaw heads will say he has robbed us blind.

Imam of Peace is right after all, "A stupid.... is elected by a stupid people". In other words, blame your selves for voting incompetent leaders since 1999 till date.

How do we know they were incompetent until we tried them?

And where are the competent, will they not fail us if we try them too?

Anwons:
I conquor

Pls don't "conquor" oo.

It is bad for your health.

aAK1:
Stupid people. I applied and was told they would contact me in 24 hours. Till now, no call

Same with me.

No call, no mail.

Incompetent agencies waiting for face to face egunje.