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12345baba:
Defence HQ is kwarupt

Please increase the volume. Tell the whole world. Post it on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube and the rest.

Maybe they will change their ways.

Officialgarri:
Comments like this will not be on the first page and then people will ignore your comment because it's sensible.

But let's assume you typed "Buhari is a goat, Buratai is a cow" and so many insensible comments, they will receive lots of positive engagements.
Very ignorant people

Hen en!!! So "Buhari is a goat, Buratai is a cow".

I didn't know. Thanks for telling me.

Reference:
The military high command should take out a few hours at the public library and read up what the organisation Amnesty International is all about. They are like a determined mosquito gnawing at the scrotum of merciless dictatorships.... just ask members of the past Abacha regime.

They give and take no prisoners.... no pun intended. It is the military that will be fed up eventually. Every country that has an an active, operational military has issues with them from the United States to Congo but they are not bothered even if you take a picture of them having tea with Shekau....

They are the self appointed referees in all global conflicts so no one really likes them. But they sure are effective.

True talk.The

Sadteen:
Thats a very strong allegation to make; to clain that the god of your bible is the one that gave our scientist brains without any substantiable proof or evidence to corroborate your claim. You are guilty of the same thing you accuse scientists of; throwing out wild claims and expecting everyone to believe however the only difference between you and them is that they make claims based on facts, evidences and testable observations while yours is based on your religious book.

The human race existed thousands of years before the bible or any modern religious book was written. The earth holds this proof, even the catholic church knows this and have since been using the "gap theory" to align with scientific theories on evolution.

The bible may have been written by those people you mentioned but it was edited and compiled by ancient romans who of course were Caucasians, the same Caucasians would later conquer the rest of Europe and emigrate to the new world(Americas) and become trail blazers in the science and tech industry

Sorry to disturb you once again. But below is a short historical lineage of man on Earth according to Bible.

A Short History of Man's Existence on Earth.
[My Offline Bible] 1 Chronicles 1
1 Adam, Sheth, Enosh, 2 Kenan, Mahalaleel, Jered, 3 Henoch, Methuselah, Lamech, 4 Noah, Shem, Ham, and Japheth. 24 Shem, Arphaxad, Shelah, 25 Eber, Peleg, Reu, 26 Serug, Nahor, Terah, 27 Abram; the same is Abraham.
[My Offline Bible] Matthew 1
1 The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham. 2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; 3 And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; 4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; 5 And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; 6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; 7 And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; 8 And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; 9 And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; 10 And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias; 11 And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon: 12 And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel; 13 And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor; 14 And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud; 15 And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; 16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ. 17 So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.
And from Christ till date 2020 years.

Solomon8144:
Nnamdi kanu is a mad man with no iota of wisdom and a certified moronn

Wetin concern Kanu in dis brouhaha? Hate no go kill u.

Sadteen:
But your bible was written by the same people that are making breakthroughs in science and unravelling mysteries lying underneath our oceans and earth. Do you guys even use your brain at all?

Remember that the GOD of my Bible gave the scientists the brains used by them in "unravelling" these "mysteries" created by the GOD of my Bible. And my Bible was not written by scientists, but by Biblical Prophets, Priests, Scribes and Disciples.

And the breakthroughs claimed by the scientists was also made possible for them by the GOD of my Bible, for He said in the last chapter of the book of Daniel that at the latter days "knowledge shall be increased".

And as for me having no brain, I believe I have enough to have written this rejoinder. All of us cannot be scientists; some must be writers, accountants, polithiefcians, and even yahoo boys too. Each according to his fate or choice.

BornagainXtain:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i think the igbos need to align with other Nigerians and produce the next president. It seems feasible than this nonsense biafra that has wasted uncountable lives. How can any sane person demand for a country within a country? Things like this never happens in Muslim nations yet we Christians demonize their Islamic rulings. It's quite unfortunate that the other Christian communities in the country are not persuading the igbos to abandon biafra and believe in one Nigeria

Oga fake @bornagainxtian have you heard about ISIS, ISWAP, Boko Haram, or the rebels at Yemen? What are they terrorising people for? For bread and butter, or to carve empires for themselves within statutory nations?

Pls wake up and stop deceiving yourself. IPOB is a baby compared to these evil religious cabals.

Food don come!! Why wouldn't dey be celebrating?

Criminals all.

mansakhalifa:
You want find word for my mouth abi

You failed. But wetin I done dey cracking since I dey primary sch. with this your kind 7k years mental configuration, you no go fit crack from now till eternity.

So, disappear.

Mr. Methusellah. Even the Earth is just 2000 years old. It started with the birth of John the Baptist. Lol

Why should I disappear when I am still catching my fun on the earth? I am going nowhere until kingdom come.

Meanwhile I know the earth is a timeless planet no doubt. But human and all living creatures on it are less than 10k years on it.

Even with that limited years see what they have made of it. Violence and plundering from age one. And now that we are at the tail end of it all hopes for its restoration is lost.

Think about this.

mansakhalifa:
This is the most important piece of this article. If you don't understand, then you are not an initiate. Matter of fact, I came here looking for this very line:



The sharks lived about 330 million years ago in what is known as the Late Mississippian geologic time period, when much of North America was covered by oceans.

Meaning wetin.

You sef can u interpret the "Late Mississippian" jargon dem write there?

When my Bible tells me the whole living creatures existence is just 7k+ on earth. And this one is telling me he has found a dead shark's head is more than 330 milla old. Who go believe am?

Darwinian thrash!!!

Uteghe:
Despite the billions Kanu collected,the road to his father's house is still a mess.

Is Kanu the Governor of his state or the LG Chairman that he would be constructing a road that they have collected allocations for?

BuhariNaWah:
Some are rejoicing, some are wailing

Is the translation true? I have been wondering for a long time what is the meaning of the song by that famous Igbo singer Osadebe.

Thanks.

chrisifeanyi:
oso ndi owe ndi

Meaning what? Translate pls.

ikorodureporta:
oil wey Boko don dey drill since

Hen en, na true o. So dats where dem get money to buy all thos munitions.

Ol'boy sense no go kill u.

Froshloaded:

Yeah

See result oriented toasting!!!. Nairaland don become matchmaker.

ogbonti:
it is spelt here as it is normally pronounced, if i spell it correctly the mods will ban me for another 3 weeks, that’s what they do best .... to ban people for having an opinion they don’t like

where is freedom of speech on nairaland?

when the person they want to defend became a national figure 37 years through a ku

My brother I feel you; there is no freedom of speech anywhere, even on Nairaland of all places.

Let there be a national "ku", and not from the army, where each region will be given freedom to manage their resources.

ogbonti:
this is enough ground for a Ku

What is a "Ku"? Explain further.

YorubaKinging:
Wole Soyinka
Hypocritical asshole, lair and fake Yoruba man

You are a fake "YorubaKinging" for abusing our honourable Kongiman.

Pls compare the content of this video with this TRUTH NARRATIVES about Nigeria at the very beginning
THE TRUTH ABOUT NIGERIA AND THE CONFUSION WE ARE IN TODAY

Who are the real traitors who brought us where we are today?

Forgotten History Of Igbo Tribe And Northern Alliance.

Do you know that when Tafawa Balewa was Prime Minister of Nigeria;

Chief of Army Staff was from SE
Chief of Naval Staff was from SE
IG of Police was from SE
Chief of Defence Staff was from SE
Internal Affairs Minister SE
External Affairs Minister SE
Education Minister South SE
Many other key ministries to SE
Parliament President SE
Unilag VC from SE
The University of Ibadan VC from SE
North resisted same at ABU!

Still, there was dissatisfaction by SE, the officers from the region killed this same Balewa!!!!

Out of all the most senior officers in Nigeria, SE has 37, none was killed. 8 from the north, all of them were killed. 10 from the west, 2 were killed.

Then Ironsi imposed a unitary system of government on the country so that everything can belong to a region who snatched it!

We must know our history so that when we want to make corrections, we will not end up concealing the truth. This has nothing to do with tribalism but everything to do with the truth.....at times when lies litter the streets. There is a tendency to think those are truths and facts.

*What follows are documented facts that can be cross-checked for authenticity!"*

Thou shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free.

*“Prof. Ben Nwabueze was the man who drafted the constitution that took away powers from regions and handed it to the central government because his brother Aguiyi Ironsi was the head of state then. Today, he is shouting restructuring that he helped to destroy. We won’t forget.”*.

WHAT BIAFRANS WILL NEVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE REAL CAUSE OF THEIR WOES IN NIGERIA TODAY:

The Igbo man is known to enjoy blaming the Hausa fulanis, Yorubas and indeed every other Nigerian tribe and Lord Luggard/Britain for their seeming claim of being in third class citizen status in Nigeria. In their perpetual attempts to play the victim card, they recount the political events of Nigeria from 1914 to the present in a half-baked and highly selective manner which cleverly avoids the mention of the roles played by their elite who by all natural laws of judgement were actually responsible for the woes that befell not only the Igbo race but the entire Nigeria nation. The story told in the post above is one of such selective and distorted accounts of history which the average Igbo man is fond of narrating.

However, the national archives have the complete and unedited history of Nigeria regarding the political events beginning way back from even before 1914. I will therefore proceed to furnish my readers with the complete story for all to read and be endowed with enough facts so as to judge and act from an informed position.

Shortly after the 1914 Amalgamation of the Northern and Southern Protectorates, it started getting clear that the country was bound to fail as the amalgamation in question was done with colonial fiat without the consent and consensus of the different tribes which were over 300. This prompted the political leaders to start asking for de-amalgamation so as to forestall the future danger which the forced amalgamation portended.

To that end, Ahmadu Bello, speaking on behalf of the Northern protectorate in 1944 described the amalgamation as "The mistake of 1914 which if allowed to remain will ultimately lead to unstoppable bloodshed and a failed country".
Awolowo, speaking on behalf of the Yorubas and Western minorities, described Nigeria as a mere geographical expression not qualified to be called a country let alone a nation. Awolowo added that if the amalgamation could not be reversed, then Nigeria should be structured as a strictly federal state so as to enable each tribe enjoy autonomy this freedom from being dominated by any one single tribe.

But Nnamdi Azikiwe, speaking for the Igbos, denounced Awolowo and Ahmadu Bello, terming them ethnic champions. He accused them of nursing a sectional agenda against the unity of Nigeria, and he declared further that the Unity of Nigeria was non-negotiable.

After moving the motion for independece in 1953, Anthony Enahoro proposed that a secession clause should be incorporated into the future constitution of Nigeria so as to give legal backing for any tribe to peacefully exit the forced union if it feels marginalized in future. According to Enahoro, such provision in our constitution would instill in all Nigeria's future leaders the fear of the consequences of misgovernance. But Azikiwe, speaking on behalf of Igbos, rose against him in the parliament and labelled him an agent of disunity, and enemy of Nigeria. At a later date, Awolowo too made a case for secession clause, but Azikiwe again resisted him and instigated the colonial authorities to threaten him and Enahoro with charges of treasonable felony if they didn't stop proposing secession clause for the future constitution. While Azikiwe did all these, Igbos cheered and urged him on because they felt the future Nigeria was theirs to dominate and lord it over every other tribe

Before independece, Tafawa Balewa too had in a public speech described Nigeria as a British experiment and Nigeria's unity as a British intention which Nigerians themselves don't believe in. But Azikiwe kicked and demonized him too. Had Azikiwe co-operated with Enahoro, Awolowo, Ahmadu Bello and Tafawa Balewa about the secession clause, Nigeria perhaps would not have been this misgoverned.

For those in doubt, here is a link of one of the numerous instances in which Nnamdi Azikiwe fought against the secession clause proposal for the future Nigeria constitution.

It should be noted that there were many Igbo members of the parliament in which Azikiwe fought against Awolowo's secession clause proposal in the link above, but not a single one of them rose against Azikiwe or condemned him.

Igbos initially never wanted to hear anything like secession in Nigeria because they so much believed, though falsely, that they were the most educated tribe. (The first Nigerian tribe to produce a university graduate is the Binis). As an evidence of Igbo domination agenda hence their initial resistance to the idea of secession; here are some quotes:

"From all indications, the god of us Igbos have destined us to rule the whole of Africa"..... Nnamdi Azikiwe (1945).

"It is getting clearer each day that Igbo domination of Nigeria is just a question of time"... Oscar Onyeamma. (1949). Anascopeterson: As at 1900, the whole of the present Benue State, Kogi East Senatorial District and some southern parts of Taraba State called Munchi District back then; were all in the Southern Protectorate. Whoever doubts this should consult MacMillan Atlas for secondary schools in Nigeria. With that situation the South had a higher population than the North hence always had an upper hand in any democratic bargain.

But as at the early fifties when the regions were being created, common sense dictated clearly that these areas should fall in the future Eastern Region. But against common sense, the colonial masters decided to gerrymander them into the Northern Region. While they did that, Azikiwe who was supposed to be in Enugu fighting against it as the leader of the East, was far away in Ibadan struggling with Awolowo to rule the Western Region and also playing the spoiler role against Awolowo's attempts to have Kwara and present Kogi Yorubas carved into the Western Region from the North which was already too large by landmass.

Anascopeterson: While he abandoned his burning house and was far away in Ibadan struggling against Awolowo for his own (Awolowo's) region, Igbos saw absolutely nothing wrong with that. Rather they applauded him as a nationalist. A nationalist whose house was burning yet busy chasing rats in a far away land.
Anascopeterson: When opinions became unanimous that Lord Luggard and his government must be forced out of Nigeria and indeed the whole of Africa, it was still the Igbos that frustrated the attempts. Here is how:

In 1948, Anthony Enahoro organized an anti-colonization symposium in Lagos for which Azikiwe and some other Igbos had agreed to deliver the keynote address. But when the D-day came, Azikiwe was nowhere to be found as he deliberately disappeared into thin air for fear of being arrested and dealt with by Lord Luggard. Anthony Enahoro then quickly replaced Azikiwe with another person who did the job improptu but perfectly well as he lambasted and lampooned Lord Luggard and the British Government. However, the British soldiers invaded the symposium venue, arrested the speaker and Enahoro and jailed them for treasonable felony. Ironically, the next day Azikiwe came out of hiding and granted a radio interview in which he accused Enahoro and the other organizers of suffering from youthful exhuberance.

On regaining his freedom few weeks later and being told of Azikiwe's radio interview, Enahoro resigned from his post as Editor of Azikiwe's newspaper - The West African Pilot.

Then he wrote a book titled "Nnamdi Azikiwe: Sinner of Saint". After launching the book, Enahoro left Azikiwe's party - the NCNC, and moved over to Awolowo's Action Group.

Anascopeterson: The first military coup in Nigeria was carried out by majority of Igbo army officers. That was the coup that truncated democracy just six years post Independence and led to a succession of coups which put the country on the reverse gear for 33 years.

Through that first coup, those Igbo army officers who accused the politicians and government of the day of monumental corruption, killed the political leaders of the Northern, Western and Midwestern Regions but allowed all Igbo political figures to escape by tipping them off prior to the D-Day. In addition to the killing of political figures, they also killed a total of 27 innocent high ranking military officers from every region except their Eastern Region.

In the end an Igbo man called Aguiyi Ironsi, who was supposed to have been killed alongside other military officers, ended up becoming the new military ruler of Nigeria. Rather than immediately arrest and punish the coup plotters, he kept them in detention where they were treated as heroes. This was actually what sowed the seed for the eventual Biafra War. On the 23rd of February 1966 (i.e. a month and 8 days after the first coup porpularly but wrongly known as Nzeogwu coup, an Ijaw born Army officer called Isaac Adaka Boro who hailed from Kaima town of present Bayelsa State, declared the secession of the Niger Delta Republic in an attempt to free his Ijaw people from the monumental marginalization they had been suffering under Igbos in the old Eastern Region.
But Aguiyi Ironsi immediately ordered Colonel Odumegwu Ojukwu to arrest him and hand him over to the military high command under him in Lagos. Ojukwu went all out against Isaac Adaka Boro with federal military might and within 12 fighting days killed 150 Isaac Boro's soldiers, arrested him, stripped him naked, and had him driven to Lagos and handed to Ironsi who immediately charged him to court and within two months secured against him a conviction of treasonable felony for which he was sentenced to death by hanging fixed for December that year by the Supreme Court. His 'crime' was that he declared secession of The Niger Delta Republic from Nigeria. Meanwhile the Igbo coupists who shed innocent blood of other tribes and even sprayed bullets into the bellies of the pregnant wives of Ahmadu Bello and Brigadier Shodeinde were not charged to court or arraigned before any military tribunal.

Isaac Adaka Boro was in detention waiting for December to come for him to join his ancestors. But God so kind, a revenge coup happened on July 29 by Northern soldiers and Ironsi was overthrown and killed. Gowon took over and released Isaac Adaka Boro unconditionally, reinstated him into the Army with his previous rank.

Then on May 30, 1967, Ojukwu too declared secession of Biafra Republic from Nigeria and without consulting or apologising to Isaac Boro, drew a Biafra map which included the very areas that made up Isaac Adaka Boro's earlier declared Niger Delta Republic for which he fought against him and killed his soldiers. Seeing such level of arrogance in Ojukwu, Isaac Boro asked Gowon to provide arms for him to crush Biafra by fighting on the Nigerian side in vengeance for Ojukwu's frustration of his own secession declaration 15 months earlier.
Isaac Boro, as an Ijaw man conversant with the waterways, led the Nigeria Army through the coastal areas into Igboland to finish off thousands of Ojukwu's soldiers thus leading to the crushing defeat of Biafra. But today, Igbos accuse Ijaws of betraying them in the war. But from the facts as above, who really betrayed the other in all honesty? Be the judge. Why Gowon fought against Ojukwu's declaration of Biafra was as follows:

After Ironsi and Ojukwu successfully crushed Isaac Boro's Niger Delta Republic declaration, Ironsi immediately proceeded to promulgate the Anti-secession Decree which made the mere mention of secession from Nigeria punishable with death by hanging. Ojukwu openly supported and endorsed the decree despite disapproval of it by the general public. So when Ojukwu later declared Biafra secession, he was reminded of the Anti-secession Decree made by him and his brother Ironsi.

Deadly Truth: Igbos frequently reference Aburi Accord to create the impression that the rest of Nigerian tribes don't honour agreements. This is a very dishonest narrative from Igbos.

First and foremost Aburi Accord was organized by soldiers and unelected civil servants who should not participate in political exercises like making laws due to the civil service anonymity principle. Secondly, those civil servants and military men in attendance were not elected by their federal constituencies to the Aburi summit. In the philosophy of democracy the only universally acceptable way of making laws is through duly elected representatives of the people. But in going to Aburi the peoples' representatives duly elected in the 1965 elections were all sidelined for soldiers to hijack the process. Where on earth do soldiers make laws for the people? Rather, the civilian populace makes laws that guide the military. Aburi Accord therefore had no seal of the people's sovereignty hence it was an illegality which shouldn't have been allowed to stand.

Thirdly, in 1957, Nigerians from all federal constituencies democratically elected representatives whom they sponsored to London, paid their flight tickets and hotel accommodation for the Independence constitutional conference. Those representatives all resolved and agreed on federalism marked by regional autonomy and resource control in the Independence Constitution which they brought back home and everyone accepted it.

In that constitution, Nigerians all agreed that on no account shall the military take over power. It was also clearly stated in it that ammendments to it could be done by only democratically elected representatives.

That constitution was the first ever agreement between all Nigerians. On the day of his inauguration as the Army GoC, Aguiyi Ironsi stood before the whole world and with his own mouth swore to protect and defend that sovereign Independence constitution regardless of the circumstances that may later arise. But just six years after he manufactured an excuse to clinch power against the clear provisions of that constitution we all agreed to, unilaterally began to amend its provisions with his very offensive Decrees, and ended up dismantling the federalism and resource control therein, and ultimately subverted that constitution we all painstakingly sacrificed to draft. That was the height of Irresponsibility and the dishonoring of sacred agreement. That was how Igbos breached the first agreement, all Nigerians, ever all mutually consented to, thus laying the foundation for violation of future agreements.

So Aburi Accord was only treated exactly the same way Igbos treated the Independence constitution agreement.
Anascopeterson: Obasanjo removed history from the school curriculum hence the reason why many of what we know of the eventualities in Biafra war were altered to suite their narratives.

Anytime i hear or watch NNAMDI KANU talk i never take it serious but sees him only as a noisemaker.

meum:
Given what is going on today, I am convinced of one thing:
Even if Nigeria breaks into two or more pieces in the next five years, the style of leadership might remain the same in the various "pieces" that made up Nigeria. Reason being that it will be the same old wine that will be filled in the new bottles.
Mark my words and remember them!

When it happens it will be cataclysmic.

The old orders will be swept away in the surge, and new leadership structures will replace them across the new regions.

Mark my words and remember them!!

ceetowl:
More photos

Our oil money being used flagrantly to develop the north while the owners themselves suffer.

A day is coming when the bucket shall be dipped into the well and shall bring up no water. That time our eyes will clear.

AfroKnight:
Some people will wake up one morning to look for wahala to carry on their head.

Na so my bro.

Trouble sleep, belleful wan wake am.

Gibsonho:
Have been trying to get in touch with someone on this platform (Explorers,the guy who sells project topics)I have a huge business for you

Is he not seeing my comments or what??
That's how some people will miss out when you try to reach them

Eyaah!!! Explorer is slumbering, somebody should please wake him up. Time for action.

NwaAmaikpe:



Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".

It is now I know you are a devil.

May God protect us from you.

GOVERNMENTBOY20:
Last year I had to put up in a face me I slap you , I had a neighbor who was a Tiler. When everyone has gone to work in the morning, the guy will come back home.

You think there is no big deal in coming back home to rest right? But on the contrary, he comes home to take his bath, this time with a ritual soap in a small calabash.

The motherfvcker had a certain incantation that he recite to collect people's glory in the compound. How did I get to know?

There was a day I came back home for a quick match with a neighborhood tailor. We had set staffing time for 10:30am. I had to come back home early with food and drinks I have arranged. The chick showed up and when we were through around 12pm, she went to use the bathroom... But came back to inform me someone was in the general bathroom saying incantations and mentioning names...
Whose name?

We went back together and I heard motherfvcker saying the soap should bring him the blessing meant for Kabiru the mechanic, Mukaila vulcanizer, Chukudi spare part seller, Tunde the painter... I already pulled out my phone and was recording everything the nigga was saying till he mentioned Adigun the Barber... Omo naa so I burst into the bathroom with towel wrapped around my slim waist ...

Blessing wey never dey enough for me before this dude want 2 collect it before e reach me. no wonder I have been unable to pay my complete rent for over two years and running



Don't just like the post oo. Epp my life please... I am a very good writer as better job never dey... Anything for your boy acct numb stay tuned I will finish it later . Happy Sunday

You wan kill person with laughter.

Thank God he didn't mention my name.

The beginning of the end of the Nigeria state as we know it.

And Praise be to God, this is acceptable in our sights and in the Sight of God.

Don't take the bait, he is just advertising the goods in his computer gadgets store.

Small time you will see "Check my signature"

smiliyB:
Hmmmm I dikwa egwu op...make I dey go my house jeje

Oginni? Are you afraid; too much money?

BlackfireX:
Yoruba people and double mouth ehhhh

Hee, her bro keep Yoruba people out of the imbroglio. Who do you think we are? Ignorant ethnicists? No bro, no, we are politically enlightened.

And majority of us don't even like the greedy man and his self aggrandizing politics.

Holamilekan97:
Safe trip to heaven sir.

Are u the issuer of tickets to heaven? Have u issued him one?

paix:
Please don't break my heart.

So Papa Deceive Pikin na ur lover. I go luv ooo.

Mikelarteta:
My girlfriend own Na to buy singlet and boxers every year. Looking forward to when she go fit buy me iPhone 11 Pro.

U go wait till kingdom come.