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VirginSearcher:
If not a virgin I'm not marrying, if I get one, I walk her to the alter

Go to your village, you might be lucky to see 14 years old or less that is untouched.

Babaj145:
Arsenal weakest point is defending against set pieces and Everton are making good use of dat advantage... All in all sha it was a pretty solid first half for arsenal..Aterta is a gem of a coach..at least Arsenal now have a sense of direction...

And their games are now beautiful to watch, says a Chelsea fan.

benjamin007:
When did corruption started in Nigeria ? 10marks

On the day Mr. Lugard signed the amalgamation document.

He was seeing vision of great resources to be looted, and he greedily wedded diverse ethnics groups across diverse regions together who had no single affection for each other.

A highly corrupt man creating a highly corrupt country.

selemempe:
I wanted to report this your post for utter stupidity but I see you didn't break any nairaland rule

Let me ask you...which part of the north or west are you from?

He is from SangoOlukoso. No fixed address..

These two Emirs, Sa'ad Abubakar of Sokoto and and Sanusi of Kano (our highly respected former boss at UBA) have always shown themselves to be on the side of the downtrodden masses. And this despite being vilified repeatedly by their enemies in the North, they keep fighting for the voiceless in the society.

Even as a Christian I love them so much. How I wish they could put off the mantle of kingship and take on the sceptres of leadership in our country. We will be the better for it.

newwise:
car wash bro and wheel alliagment bros show some luv here 0149968309 gtbank god bless any of the venture u chose am am raisingmoney for laptop

Beggar u no get shame, is he ur family? Hear money dey im hand, the next thing is for u to tender ur begging plate.

And wetin u wan use laptop for, yahoo work?

maasoap:
Hahahaha, I would marry my wife again if there is something like another life. My marriage is a blessed one with beautiful children. Living a modest life too. She asks for something in the morning, it is provided in the evening, I wouldn't joke with her o. She's a rare gem.. Celebrating things are just not my thing, no hard feelings. I don't even celebrate birthdays. Just my nature, Mr Arinurode Olumonranokan. Many of you attach so much to nothing

Okay oo Mr. Modest Family Man, just put a little spice to your marriage, it will taste more delicious.

It's just an advice oo, no offence meant.

maasoap:
Rapecase

Lol at the question. I can't remember the last time me or my wife remember, mark or celebrate our wedding anniversary.

Then there is no joy or affection in your marriage.

Do something about it.

jojo1415:
Use Corona virus pursue him��

Where dem dey buy am? Thru Alibaba Express?

We have been swindled into voting in a scammer in 2015. Unfortunately there is no alternative party or person in sight to rescue the nation.

The only optional party powerful enough to dislodge these cheats is itself a swamp full of filthy and ravenous creatures waiting to devour and send this damned nation into the deepest pit of hell..

spirul77:
oshiomhole is more learned than wike 200 times, baba is lettered and better with words than wike,oshimhole studied at Ruskin College, Oxford University in the United Kingdom where he majored in economics and industrial relations. He also attended the National Institute for Policy and Strategic Studies, Kuru.

Thanks for setting the records straight.

hisexcellency34:
Oshiomhole never attended any school. He dropped out of school before completing primary six

Chai!!! Oshio don suffer for your hand.

NeoWanZaeed:
Shots fired.. I repeat.. Shots fired..

Man down... Oshiomole is down..

You are wicked ooo.

He is down and you are shouting "man is down"

Quickly get him a Doctor now.

eyinjuege:
Is it bad if fathers enjoy the rewards of endurance? Men don't need to sell themselves short..
The children will remember who was there for them when they grow up.
They will celebrate their father on the various mother's days', and still remember him on Father's Day. They will remember to look after him in his old age, as he was the only one they knew growing up.

Not in a polygamous settings as I made mentioned.

In polygamy there is always "the loved wife and children and the hated wives and children" syndrome.

Evercurious:
Hope you ll praise and love your husband this same way should he go jobless..

Hope you have good comprehension of what she wrote?

She is actually saying she is not satisfied with her husband because she was appraising another man, wishing she has him as her husband in another life.

She is also nagging that the man is not doing household chores and his financial support does not cover all the household needs.

Uyi168:
..where did u get this lie from?

From your blog sisters up here.

Tell them love in good or bad times is part of the marital vows.

And that any mother who abandon her children because of hardship is a witch.

Our mothers did not do that to us even through we went through polygamous rigours. And most of them are now enjoying the rewards of their endurance for us.

12345baba:
Defence HQ is kwarupt

Please increase the volume. Tell the whole world. Post it on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube and the rest.

Maybe they will change their ways.

Officialgarri:
Comments like this will not be on the first page and then people will ignore your comment because it's sensible.

But let's assume you typed "Buhari is a goat, Buratai is a cow" and so many insensible comments, they will receive lots of positive engagements.
Very ignorant people

Hen en!!! So "Buhari is a goat, Buratai is a cow".

I didn't know. Thanks for telling me.

Reference:
The military high command should take out a few hours at the public library and read up what the organisation Amnesty International is all about. They are like a determined mosquito gnawing at the scrotum of merciless dictatorships.... just ask members of the past Abacha regime.

They give and take no prisoners.... no pun intended. It is the military that will be fed up eventually. Every country that has an an active, operational military has issues with them from the United States to Congo but they are not bothered even if you take a picture of them having tea with Shekau....

They are the self appointed referees in all global conflicts so no one really likes them. But they sure are effective.

True talk.The

Sadteen:
Thats a very strong allegation to make; to clain that the god of your bible is the one that gave our scientist brains without any substantiable proof or evidence to corroborate your claim. You are guilty of the same thing you accuse scientists of; throwing out wild claims and expecting everyone to believe however the only difference between you and them is that they make claims based on facts, evidences and testable observations while yours is based on your religious book.

The human race existed thousands of years before the bible or any modern religious book was written. The earth holds this proof, even the catholic church knows this and have since been using the "gap theory" to align with scientific theories on evolution.

The bible may have been written by those people you mentioned but it was edited and compiled by ancient romans who of course were Caucasians, the same Caucasians would later conquer the rest of Europe and emigrate to the new world(Americas) and become trail blazers in the science and tech industry

Sorry to disturb you once again. But below is a short historical lineage of man on Earth according to Bible.

A Short History of Man's Existence on Earth.
[My Offline Bible] 1 Chronicles 1
1 Adam, Sheth, Enosh, 2 Kenan, Mahalaleel, Jered, 3 Henoch, Methuselah, Lamech, 4 Noah, Shem, Ham, and Japheth. 24 Shem, Arphaxad, Shelah, 25 Eber, Peleg, Reu, 26 Serug, Nahor, Terah, 27 Abram; the same is Abraham.
[My Offline Bible] Matthew 1
1 The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham. 2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; 3 And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; 4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; 5 And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; 6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; 7 And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; 8 And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; 9 And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; 10 And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias; 11 And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon: 12 And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel; 13 And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor; 14 And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud; 15 And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; 16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ. 17 So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.
And from Christ till date 2020 years.

Solomon8144:
Nnamdi kanu is a mad man with no iota of wisdom and a certified moronn

Wetin concern Kanu in dis brouhaha? Hate no go kill u.

Sadteen:
But your bible was written by the same people that are making breakthroughs in science and unravelling mysteries lying underneath our oceans and earth. Do you guys even use your brain at all?

Remember that the GOD of my Bible gave the scientists the brains used by them in "unravelling" these "mysteries" created by the GOD of my Bible. And my Bible was not written by scientists, but by Biblical Prophets, Priests, Scribes and Disciples.

And the breakthroughs claimed by the scientists was also made possible for them by the GOD of my Bible, for He said in the last chapter of the book of Daniel that at the latter days "knowledge shall be increased".

And as for me having no brain, I believe I have enough to have written this rejoinder. All of us cannot be scientists; some must be writers, accountants, polithiefcians, and even yahoo boys too. Each according to his fate or choice.

BornagainXtain:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i think the igbos need to align with other Nigerians and produce the next president. It seems feasible than this nonsense biafra that has wasted uncountable lives. How can any sane person demand for a country within a country? Things like this never happens in Muslim nations yet we Christians demonize their Islamic rulings. It's quite unfortunate that the other Christian communities in the country are not persuading the igbos to abandon biafra and believe in one Nigeria

Oga fake @bornagainxtian have you heard about ISIS, ISWAP, Boko Haram, or the rebels at Yemen? What are they terrorising people for? For bread and butter, or to carve empires for themselves within statutory nations?

Pls wake up and stop deceiving yourself. IPOB is a baby compared to these evil religious cabals.

Food don come!! Why wouldn't dey be celebrating?

Criminals all.

mansakhalifa:
You want find word for my mouth abi

You failed. But wetin I done dey cracking since I dey primary sch. with this your kind 7k years mental configuration, you no go fit crack from now till eternity.

So, disappear.

Mr. Methusellah. Even the Earth is just 2000 years old. It started with the birth of John the Baptist. Lol

Why should I disappear when I am still catching my fun on the earth? I am going nowhere until kingdom come.

Meanwhile I know the earth is a timeless planet no doubt. But human and all living creatures on it are less than 10k years on it.

Even with that limited years see what they have made of it. Violence and plundering from age one. And now that we are at the tail end of it all hopes for its restoration is lost.

Think about this.

mansakhalifa:
This is the most important piece of this article. If you don't understand, then you are not an initiate. Matter of fact, I came here looking for this very line:



The sharks lived about 330 million years ago in what is known as the Late Mississippian geologic time period, when much of North America was covered by oceans.

Meaning wetin.

You sef can u interpret the "Late Mississippian" jargon dem write there?

When my Bible tells me the whole living creatures existence is just 7k+ on earth. And this one is telling me he has found a dead shark's head is more than 330 milla old. Who go believe am?

Darwinian thrash!!!

Uteghe:
Despite the billions Kanu collected,the road to his father's house is still a mess.

Is Kanu the Governor of his state or the LG Chairman that he would be constructing a road that they have collected allocations for?

BuhariNaWah:
Some are rejoicing, some are wailing

Is the translation true? I have been wondering for a long time what is the meaning of the song by that famous Igbo singer Osadebe.

Thanks.

chrisifeanyi:
oso ndi owe ndi

Meaning what? Translate pls.

ikorodureporta:
oil wey Boko don dey drill since

Hen en, na true o. So dats where dem get money to buy all thos munitions.

Ol'boy sense no go kill u.

Froshloaded:

Yeah

See result oriented toasting!!!. Nairaland don become matchmaker.

ogbonti:
it is spelt here as it is normally pronounced, if i spell it correctly the mods will ban me for another 3 weeks, that’s what they do best .... to ban people for having an opinion they don’t like

where is freedom of speech on nairaland?

when the person they want to defend became a national figure 37 years through a ku

My brother I feel you; there is no freedom of speech anywhere, even on Nairaland of all places.

Let there be a national "ku", and not from the army, where each region will be given freedom to manage their resources.