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Politics › Re: People That Will Feel The Additional 14 Days Lockdown By The President by membranus: 5:31am On Apr 14, 2020
Dannyilo:
It’s no news that food items have gone up by almost 100% as a result of COVID-19 lockdown. Consequently, everybody will be affected by this. I have been providing food items prior to the lockdown and I have decided to provide food items even during the lockdown at a cheaper rate for the average person in Nigeria. For a start we will be offering RICE, GARRI and YAMS Straight from the food basket of the nation with delivery cost on me nationwide. We are offering to absorb the burden of;
1. Travelling long distances to get these items
2. Affordable prices
3. Best produce you can get anywhere in the country
4. Provide you with food items for both household, retail and wholesale
5. Above all, provide quality food items to cushion the effect of hardship as a result of the lockdown.
As for delivery, that is not a challenge as provisions have been made for food items to be moved from state to state. You can order for these items from the comfort of your homes and they will be delivered to your state. Furthermore, those who wish to buy and resell to their respective states are also welcome as I will be giving discounts to wholesalers. You can contact us on whatsapp/call 08064496194, 08063429511 follow us on instagram @benue_food_bank or email benuefoodhub@gmail.com to place your order. Delivery is within 24-48hrs depending on the location.
Scam!!!!

What assurance do I have of getting the foodstuff after paying the money?

None.

Potential victims Beware!!!.

This is Nigeria.
Politics › Re: President Buhari To Address The Country At 7pm by membranus: 4:39pm On Apr 13, 2020
zinny377:
To finally put an end to this lockdown...i can't wait. kiss
Keep dreaming.

Prepare for complete lockdown, the hunger assassin is to be unleashed from 7p.m.

Run to the market NOW!!! Stock your home.
Romance › Re: Last Fling Before Wedding Is Very Dangerous by membranus: 4:29pm On Apr 13, 2020
bmdmixer:
there's nothing like last fling
if u fling before
u will fling during
and be flunging after grin



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Upload ur tracks www.soundlala.com
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Record the one you wrote up there for a starter.

We'll luv to listen to it.
Politics › Re: Explosion Rocks Benin, Houses Destroyed by membranus: 1:27pm On Apr 12, 2020
Ilola:
Pls let us remain in our homes in peace, we don't need explosions cause we can't run outside
You can't run outside? Okay o.

When you see original Mr. Trouble you will run outside, jump fence sef.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Does The Bible Say About Masturbation? by membranus: 8:58am On Apr 12, 2020
It is always difficult to stop the masturbation habit wilfully once you picked it up. It is addictive because of its affinity to the pleasure centre of the brain. The triggers for it are everywhere - porn, women's endowed parts.

It is called the sin of Onan (spilling of one's seeds for no purpose) by Biblical Scholars, for which God killed him - Gen. 38:9-10.

Large number of youths (as well as elders) are affected by it, no matter how hard they try to hide it.

It is ONLY by God's help that one can overcome it. Prayers and fasting, and salvation will surely help in defeating the habit. But one must be determined. Otherwise you can only continue to manage it until old age.

But the habit should be broken because it is spiritually destructive (it causes backwardness and failure, spiritual detachment, emotional depletion, depressive guilt, inferiority complex) and physically debilitating (it causes arthritis, weak hands and heart papiltation).
Politics › Re: Florence Ajimobi: My Husband, Abiola Cheated Twice And I Forgave Him by membranus: 11:58am On Apr 11, 2020
Reichel99:
Ok ma, all I know is I won't accept a cheat back.
Then prepare to stay lonely the remainder of your life after divorcing him, if it happens.
Christianity Etc › Re: COVID-19: Deeper Life Donates N50m To FG by membranus: 8:34pm On Apr 09, 2020
tyup:
Considering the state n status of most Deeper lifers 've met It would have been very much wonderful if Deeper life had share the money amongst her members

Trust me deeper life members needs the money much more than the FG does sad
Thanks Bro.

True word. Most churches don't do much for the poor in their midst. They are more concerned in building big parishes for ego sake.

The parishes that will become useless the moment the trumpets sound and the antichrist takes them over.
Family › Re: My Landlord Does House Chores For His Children, Fetches Water For Them by membranus: 8:20pm On Apr 09, 2020
Plead:
Beat them up for? All this beat beat mentality.

90% of Nigerian guys/men won’t last upto 1 year in America or Europe before being thrown into prisons. Y’all have a very fvcked up mentality about every sphere of your life.
Are you okay?

Where do you see Nigerian men being thrown to jail after one year abroad?
Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by membranus: 5:18pm On Apr 09, 2020
tydi:
Yeah I know. But their women can't take their eyes off a black niggro, you know how we do it in naija, come In as a wolf in sheep clothing(in terms of I wanna work for you (Albab) boss ) get to corner her(wife/daughter) one side then the rest would be history grin
Hen en!! Wife or daughter ke!!!Ol'boy you dey play with death. Or na death dey play with you.
Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by membranus: 12:37pm On Apr 09, 2020
Minxie:
Maybe, just maybe, they're not lonely and they are actually enjoying their lives...

In most countries, it's normal to be focused on your career as a woman. It doesn't mean you're lonely. So maybe these girls just adjusted to their surroundings and maybe they're finally happy because they live in a society where people don't expect them to get married at 25.

Just because you don't understand or agree with a culture or ideology doesn't mean that it's wrong. So just because you don't understand why they are single and career driven, doesnt mean you are right in labelling them as lonely.

If that's your logic, you can label me lonely too. I'll proudly accept grin
Okay oo. Even such women's mentor in feminism, Chinamanda, has a husband to tender to and familiarise with daily to ward off loneliness.

Ask Linda Ikeji how she is feeling, even with her high achievements. She will tell you E no easy, my sister.
Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by membranus: 12:10pm On Apr 09, 2020
princetaiwo:
I live in Canada, I married my wife in Nigeria, now she as the custody of our 3 children,
She determines when and if I can see our children.
I pay her child support every month which is not a problem to me because I will still spend the money on my children if we are all still living together.
She takes all the child benefit(money) the government gives our children.
She almost destroyed me here.
I don't know my children day care.
The truth is that she caught me..........and I apologized but the freedom, independence and money make most of Nigerian women to brake their Home and later live a lonely life.
I NEVER slap or abuse my wife, that is what God use to save me.
If I may ask, do you think I will ever think of marrying a Nigerian woman here in Canada or come to Nigeria to pick a woman? NEVER

NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT, THERE ARE LOT OF HOOD WOMEN, NO MATTER WHAT; THEY WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THEIR ROOT AND HOW THINGS ARE DONE
Sorry, there are women like that, and their numbers will continue to increase as long as they continue to gain more financial independence. Especially now in Nigeria where they are taking all the good jobs away from men because of human resource managers peccadilloes.

They are copying European manners which have turned their women to psychiatric loners, and easy preys for our yahoo romantic scammers.

I pity them.
Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by membranus: 11:50am On Apr 09, 2020
dawnomike:
Well, i kind of disagree with that...
Reasons?
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Mocks Nigerians As Accountant-General’s Office Is Gutted By Fire by membranus: 4:39pm On Apr 08, 2020
abbey621:
Listen to words in his song and his outrage sometimes on social media, this is what smart people do. You lead protests against the Authoritarian Buhari and get locked up or shot. All for what? Bunch of people that won't fight for you when you're locked up? Same people that would even say you deserved it? Same people that would still call you sell out when you've given blood & sweat? Let's face it, nobody wants to die for Nigeria, even the ones that do stronghead like Sowore have had their brains reformatted with serious torture and abuse.....May God help us!
I find no substantial wisdom in his songs unlike Fela.

He has nothing valuable to offer the youths of this country, let him just continue to flex with his money and keep his mouth shut when it comes to serious matter.

As for the revolution, it is coming soon, when we are not expecting it.
Crime › Re: Soldiers Beat Driver To Death In Calabar; Passengers Didn’t Wear Face Masks by membranus:
My own take is what are the armies doing on the streets? Are we at war?

Why are all these frustrated soldiers killing innocent civilians at will just because they are armed?

Why do we have dunce leading us in this country who always make the wrong decision every time?

All of us are crying let each region go its way so that our problems can be easily and quickly managed, but the thieves in power hold the whole nation in the jugular, saying until we loot the whole treasury for generations to come, no one will leave.

Let us prepare for total anarchy, it is coming whether we like or not.
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Mocks Nigerians As Accountant-General’s Office Is Gutted By Fire by membranus: 4:15pm On Apr 08, 2020
Is he not part of the Nigerian youths? What has he done with his huge media profile to rectify the wrongs done to the masses, except to smoke weed?

What protest has he led?

By his age, Fela his mentor was facing military mights daily, he can't even face common polithiefcians, but to yarn rubbish on social media.
Crime › Re: Hungry Oke-Odo Residents Raid Chairman's Office, Cart Away Relief Materials by membranus: 9:16pm On Apr 07, 2020
Odingo1:
Before the end of the week, more protest will occur
Amen.
Politics › Re: Babatunde Gbadamosi Arrested For Attending Funke Akindele's Party Amid Lockdown by membranus: 8:51am On Apr 07, 2020
GamalNasser:
Well educated people who support a convicted heroin smuggler and coup plotter ...Just imagine
"heroin smuggler and coup plotter"?

Who be dat person?

Tell me I wan know am mek I report am to DSS.
Celebrities › Re: Salawa Abeni: Nude Photos And Why I Helped The Blackmailer Release Them by membranus: 10:26am On Apr 04, 2020
Awe4luv:
"I have the video", "have you seen the video" was the statement trending on social media around february, now china don release the video, everybody dey house dey watch am......
This one na bad video, e no sweet at all.

China thing no dey dey good.
Health › Re: 6 New Coronavirus Cases In Osun, Nigeria. Total Of 190 Cases. 20 Discharged by membranus: 5:55pm On Apr 03, 2020
majamajic:
SW una weldone ,

Una dey try !
Who tell u that all the Corona victims in Lagos are westerners, many are also igbo returnees.
Family › Re: What Character Traits Do Your Parents Have That Annoy You So Much? by membranus: 2:48pm On Mar 30, 2020
tonididdy:
Don't know much of my dad because I didn't leave with him. His greatest sacrifice was enrolling for WAEC when my sponsors suddenly turned down assisting me.

Mom on the other hand I blame for giving me out to her family to live with but I have never told her this because that didn't determine my future today. Me and mom have a weird relationship, maybe because I did not grow up with her too but over the years we've being together but I won't lie, I don't get that motherly connection. Never benefited anything from her directly. I love her from a distance but once am around her, I am easily irritated few times.

Weird I know... Never ever give your kids out most esp in their tender age to live with friends or family.

A family must stay together in sickness or health. My kids will grow with me until they are ready to move out.
Somehow similar to my own story too.

Dad never love, I developed an "I don't care" attitude.

Mum shipped me to live with relatives from childhood, I became hard involved in every moral turpitudes, except crime.

Nevertheless by God's grace, I still comes out fine to achieve some good successes in life.
Family › Re: What Character Traits Do Your Parents Have That Annoy You So Much? by membranus: 2:36pm On Mar 30, 2020
Babatunde40:
Haba. I thought you wanted to share business idea. Anyway I will try it. There is one new hotel they just built at the junction. I will go there now, stand by the entrance and say it. They have mopol sha. Hopefully, them no go flog me this hot afternoon
Hahaha!!!

Fear Mopol oooo, mek wrong advice no kill you.
Travel › Re: Enugu Streets Deserted As Coronavirus Keeps People Indoors (Photos, Video) by membranus: 2:08pm On Mar 30, 2020
DModeCntStopMe:
Nonsense points

Not an excuse
Yes sir, but I am sticking to it.
Travel › Re: Enugu Streets Deserted As Coronavirus Keeps People Indoors (Photos, Video) by membranus: 11:44am On Mar 30, 2020
majamajic:
I ve been to both city , u don't compare the 2

There's a huge gap , enugu is in class of Abuja, Calabar and ikoyi

While ibadan is in class of mushin , onitsha and idumota

In terms of atmosphere , enugu city is second to none
Remember Ibadan is more populous, bigger and less tribalistic.
Travel › Re: Israelis Being Evacuated To Israel From Nigeria (Video) by membranus: 11:07am On Mar 30, 2020
chimezieeze98:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTM9wAKt6bY

It is no longer news that Americans and Israelis are being flown out from Nigeria and sent back to their respective countries by their government.

This is because of the rising cases of coronavirus spread in Nigeria and most of these countries are not sure if Nigeria is ready or well equipped to battle the Pandemic.

This video shows Israelis who are being transported from Abuja to Tel Aviv via Peace Airline.
When are they coming for the Igbo Jews?

They have packed their paltry luggages ready for evacuation.

Please bring more planes.
Politics › Re: Tinubu To Donate N200m To Contain Coronavirus by membranus: 10:59am On Mar 30, 2020
Gandollaar:
Why do you think his people love him?

He robs Ade to pay wasiu but thanks to him anyways and I hope other thieves would follow suit.
Why are you thanking him?

Is the money coming to your pocket, or do you think it will eventually benefits the poor? It is the rich that gets COVID 19 in Nigeria, and they have money to treat themselves.
Health › Re: What Do You Think Will Be The After Effect Of COVID-19 On Many Countries? by membranus: 10:49am On Mar 30, 2020
viccipedia:
you need to study more... They are called Illiberal capitalist states. They don’t practice the traditional capitalist system as in the United States.
You have said it all, "they are illiberal CAPITALIST states"

Capitalism comes in different forms. As long as you are manufacturing products, using paid human resources, and selling your products out for personal profits, you are practising capitalism.
Health › Re: What Do You Think Will Be The After Effect Of COVID-19 On Many Countries? by membranus: 10:39am On Mar 30, 2020
viccipedia:
China and Russia are not capitalist states dumbo!
Yes they are.

They are neo-capitalist regimes.
Health › Re: What Do You Think Will Be The After Effect Of COVID-19 On Many Countries? by membranus: 10:37am On Mar 30, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Last las we all go dey alright



Damnnnnn niggarrr
Be a real niggarrr and show that huzzle some respect
Don't just call it yahoo
Say bombing, huzzle or rather street

And let me tell you a secret niggarrr
There is never going to be shortage of clients anytime
For every day we wake a client is being born

And format and tools are updated.
Courier tracking format, online banking!
Even as at today your ATM card can be used for transaction without your bank sending you OTP( one-time password)
Which means niggarrrz now can bypass OTP obstacles
Finally you have revealed your identity and your stock in trade.

You are a YAHOO BOY!!!!
Crime › Re: Policeman Faints While Trying To Arrest A Suspect In Agege, Lagos by membranus: 11:47am On Mar 27, 2020
Afroban:
Please where are those people that use to say " Earn 200k from home"? Please we need to talk now! I'm very sorry for ignoring you in the past...
The train has since moved on Bro.

Your sorry no longer tenable.
Health › Re: How People Are Containing The Spread Of Coronavirus Around The World (Photos) by membranus: 8:34pm On Mar 25, 2020
achi4u:
This is exactly why Igbos/Biafra want to go...a smaller country where we control ourselves, monitor our movement then take care of fellow compariot.


Biafra must come.
Oodua must come too.

Incompetent leadership in every strata of the country.

Looters and criminals in every corridor of power and position of authority.

Nigeria is doomed, no hope in sight.
Business › Re: For People Who Grew Up Poor And Eventually Escaped Poverty, Whats Your Story? by membranus: 8:15pm On Mar 25, 2020
SimplePlan34:
Not every one will make it. Some of us has given up just patiently wating for d end to come let's get out of did shit called life. I am just existing now.
Sorry.

Keep on trying, keep on hoping, keep on praying, your breakthrough is on the way.

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