How do they manage to get to class without their books getting wet? I guess they leave their books in their school.

Ashez:
Which one go be first lady now

I think they will be "half lady" each. Half + half = one. I think.

It's a two-way street, you may or may not regret having kids. But, it may turn out lonely, scary and unfulfilling when you get old.

It may be difficult to find a lasting partner that will share same views with you as most women with African mentality would prefer to eventually settle down and be called a mom. So, you may eventually end up bouncing from one to the other if you don't want to be lonely.

Many people end up having kids but not all of them end up reaping the efforts they put in raising the kids, especially the fathers.

Some people end up getting married and having kids, they end up getting divorced with one of the parents taking the kids away from the other, implying one ends up lacking the feelings parents enjoy from their parenthood experiences.

Some people end up raising kids that end up growing to become wayward and end up being problems to them even at their old ages. So, would anyone say such parents are happy having kids?

On the flip side, when you grow up and no one knows you with any child at all, no one would even tell you before you start feeling inferior around everyone around you. When you get to your fifties and go to see people's families at their homes and their kids start calling you "uncle", their wives start giving you attitudes in case her husband is your guy and y'all want to head somewhere. Women tend to assume someone like that is irresponsible and may not want their hubbies to relate with you.

Don't even be surprised when all your promiscuous friends end up bringing all their sidechicks to your home - you have no kids and it's cheaper than hotels to be around you with their chicks.

Eventually, you will start reflecting and may end up just keeping to yourself and staying away from society as that may not seem like a fulfilled life to many people.

muyico:
He support d winning team. Bcus of money! I nava like femi 4 1 day! Very rude and arrogant! He slapped his dad! Is dat a son? Or wasteful being

Where and when did the bolded happen? On a movie set? His dad is a veteran actor and what you just said may just be a part of a movie script. It's like saying Yul Edochie slaps Pete Edochie, which doesn't evenake any sense for it to even happen unless it's just a movie.

Omihanifa:
How can any sensible person believe dollar is selling for 1000 naira at the parallel market when CBN is selling to them at the rate of 1251

Ask yourself if the BDC guys are in business for profit or loss

Person buy something at the rate of 1251, will he now sell it at 1k ?

Correct!
It affects importers too. Why would someone that got dollars at N1500 when he imported items into Nigeria suddenly start selling the items at an equivalent of about N1000 after paying logistics and huge custom fees?

PointZerom:
Any landlord expecting 100% payment will tell Nigerians if he paid for all the building materials used on that house up front.

Have you forgotten that some landlords take out loans to build their houses? If all tenants refuse to pay, how are landlords supposed to pay their loans back? Why should they rent their homes out in the first place if the tenant will end up not paying them after their first year of rent?

I have a tenant that's like that, he simply refused to pay after his first year of rent, saying the landlord is abroad and is ok. My very first tenant for that matter.

Part of what I spent to build the house are from loans I took from banks and I'm still paying the loans back, but suddenly, he doesn't want to pay his rents, lied about his employment status before renting the flat and even calls me for financial support from time to time. Should a tenant be begging for money from his landlord? He has since taken more than N300k from me, that's about a quarter of the initial rent he paid and refused to pay a dime back.

He bypassed his electricity meter and doesnt want to pay for anything at all, including thrash and now rent. Water is already free for everyone in the house, so basically he pays for absolutely nothing. That's not fair to any landlord.

Which kain stupid post be this? OP just wasted my time reading the first two paragraphs only to find out it's an epistle he was writing. Wetin happen to your friend oga Ade? Go straight to the point abeg. Nothing concern anybody with how many houses u build and how u picked him up from his house and other crap wey u dey mention. Are you talking about yourself or you're talking about someone else? Learn to go straight to the point and stop wasting people's time with lengthy posts like this

PheelzAlmighty:
I can't be with such lady. I go dey uncomfortable.

Like how will both of us be growing beards

😂
You might just end up sharing same barber with her. Some ladies find that romantic... 😂

Angelfrost:


Never tasted that shit since I was born...! It's unlikely I ever will.

I just can't separate the image of the animal before its preparation as meat... I always believe it can never be cleaned well enough to be safe for me to eat.

Have you ever had sausage before? Ham? Bacon? Then you have eaten pigs but just didn't know.

Elegantspiker:
Bros, you are the person mixing things up. Toad is the one around us on land with a rough body & considered poisonous. Frog lives only in water, has a smooth and slippery skin like fish and as such edible. I don't know why the Nigerian society mixup the names.

https://foodbay.tv/toad-meat-should-you-eat-it

That's the link I read about both toad and frog from regarding their consumption. I guess that's what got me a little confused onto which is which.

FaceTanke:


Frog is edible

Toad is not

U are mistaking one for the other lol

I just googled it, some tribes actually eat toad while some tribes eat frogs. Just Google it. I can't try either sha.

Are u sure it's not toad? Some tribes eat toad, never heard of people eating frogs except Asians like Chinese etc.

Roger3D:
You've got N10m in Nigeria and you want to squander it on a wild goose chase to a worthless foreign country? You need to have your head checked

He's probably still young and want to explore other nations.

My advice to OP is first travel to any country you desire to live, stay there for a moment to understand the place. Then return to Nigeria after seeing it all. Do your analysis and comparisons and make a decision.

If you like it there and can survive there based on what you have seen, then you can consider relocating. Relocating to a new country without knowing what you'd find there may turn out to be a nightmare sometimes.

Some Nigerian folks in the countries you're trying to go to will gladly return to Nigeria it they are sure of having the means to raise the amount You're willing to spend on your relocation to places they're trying to return home from.

hustla:
Sha avoid UK

Why? What's wrong with UK?

Jewessgratitud3:

Yeah but the curtain looks old and dull

Thanks curtains can be replaced with a newer one, it doesn't stop the man from marrying whoever loves him in his current state.

tiamiyukunle69:
How I wish internet connectivity can be provided via satellite

Satellite is what Starlink uses.

Then who is the real mad person here?

iyaski:


They need to start putting up escalators.

Escalators aren't cheap bro. Plus, boys go steal the parts overnight onto hustle mode.

press9jatv:
Nawaoooo, she really needs serious help and prayers here. Why are men running away from her. She will be thinking too too much. See her swollen eyes. She don cried tired

The guy probably wouldn't have sent her out of his place if she was doing ok financially and is capable of supporting herself and even supporting him. Nobody wants anyone to be a liability to them. Who knows if the guy in question is struggling to feed himself, now showing up with 3 kids is enough to scare and even shock him.

Calitoscassius:
That is true, however anyone can become ill with cancer regardless if they drank or smoked cigarettes, there are many cancer patients who has never in their entire lives smoked or drank alcohol. Inhalation of Pollution from vehicle exhaust, generator fumes and burning of waste products like used tyres, car batteries and plastics openly can cause lungs cancer also.

Correct. Cancer can be hereditary too..

matify83:
That was uncalled for really.

The guy wasn't even expecting the "sucker punch"

His demeanor posed no harm to Davido from the short clip seen.

But why chase Davido around if he's not a nuisance? Not everyone is a fan. If he had a job, will he be following everyone they call 'celebrities' to take selfies with them?

How many bankers, doctors, engineers, businessmen, IT folks etc have time to be leeching on these people they all want to worship and suddenly start making life uncomfortable for? These are just urchins that want to get close to him and he doesn't care about getting too close to them - who wants to be useful to too many people that are useless to them?

Live and let them live too. If they're indeed fans, let them prove that they have ever paid a dime for their concerts or streaming their music. They prefer to just harass them wherever they see them, even at airports, tours and concerts and even their homes. Don't they deserve their own privacy too? That's nonsense in my opinion and they deserve being thought a lesson

labake1:
Lungs cancer is real
Say no to alcoholism

Lung cancer come from inhaled contents like cigarettes etc, not from alcoholism. Alcoholics deal with liver and pancreas issues, not lung issues.

kenny714433:
The word Yam originated from West Africa. So if the word originated here, I'm sure the crop itself is native to West Africa/Nigeria.

These are things we should be exporting. I'm sure if processed into yam chips and other valuable product, it will be extremely beneficial.

We don't even have working food scientists in the country. Those who studied food science are selling bags/clothes on WhatsApp status. How sad.

Yam is actually exported on daily basis from Africa to western nations. It's actually a profitable business private individuals and firms do once they establish a distribution network. A tuber of yam can sell for as little as $10 in African stores in the US, which is more expensive compared to its actual cost in Nigeria.

Bag of rice is now N120,000 in Kaduna?

How many times do these people buy helicopters for terrorism? We heard about this same news at least twice a year since the past 16 years I think.

They even talked about some special planes from the US to fight terrorism, they arrived in Nigeria and no one heard anything afterwards.

These people just dey whine us ni. They will hire these stuff temporarily, show them off, then return them where they belong after getting cuts from the budget. Same thing happened with Nigeria Air that everyone eventually found out the aircraft was hired from Ethiopian Airlines.

See targeting.
This lady didn't commit any crime at all. So if she was spraying USD, she would have been innocent? USD is sprayed in several parties in the UK, Canada and several other nations, nobody even worried about that. Someone managed to spray Ordinary naira that's worthless, one court suddenly made it seem like a big deal

Lol. What could plants be discussing about? Politics? Current affairs? Football? Sex? Clubbing? In what language?

According to the video, one plant warns the others that caterpillars are feeding on its leaves, for what to happen exactly? For the other plants to suddenly grow feet and run away from that vicinity?

Weird scientists everywhere.

Why then are people going to school and universities are being built everywhere when area boys are likely to make more than them after they graduate? Is that even encouraging education? There are several Nigeria graduates with skills in tax management without jobs, but why pick the area boys above them? Make all man kuku turn area boys then.

oz4real83:
Believe the Nigerian police at your own peril . When you hear this statement--- "the kidnappers flew into the bush, we are still combing the areas to catch the fleeing suspects", just know that ransom was paid . If not for vigilantes, security situation in Nigeria would have been worse than it is now , we have even heard how vigilantes rescued police officers from kidnappers

You forgot to mention the popular phrase they like to say all the time "Some of the criminals managed to escape with bullet wounds".

How is the public and distributors supposed to know the difference between the fake product and the authentic product?

That's not even stated in all these rants. Tell people how to identify fake products FIRST before telling them to report to your office to report fake items.

What if they died from consuming these fake products? Will their dead bodies walk to your office to report the fake products that killed them and their families?

How are we sure that these wanted people are not here on Nairaland with us under various monikers? Identify yourselves please. The bounty money means a lot to many.

Create a new linked-in profile with the company email and move on.