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bukatyne:
Who will buy the 1TB variant for me for my birthday?

I will manage that's white sha.

Buy for yourself, entitlement mentality, I thought you guys wanted equality? Buy it for yourself and stop disturbing us

mytime24:
Who go buy for me

Buy for yourself, ladies always looking for who will buy for them, spits#

Not our business, you collect 50 naira from us multiple times a day and it’s not enough? What do they do with the little money, they think tax is the only way to generate income smh

Vinnie2000:
You and Mendy101..

Pere was NEVER a bad person!

He just did not like WM having an advantage by Lording the Kitchen Affairs of the Hms!
Most of you were carried away by Sentiments!!
@Least, you guys have seen the Truth!!

But hope you didn't Hate him like dis Babe below..

Well he let it affect his own game

Why am I liking Pere now?, thought he would be sadist outside but he seems okay

DOptical:
You dey talk crap. He paid her bride price? Who gave him woman in the first place? He stole that girl and worse, he doesn't allow her to see her family. His fvck needs to be treated up Tbh. The girl is stupid too.

Ok o, all the best

VitalRock:
Bruuuhh... funny enough maybe for me to have divulged that amount of information to them was to get there reaction. While the HR reacted fine to it. The mgt really handled it from a power approach. After now they will blame job seekers for insincerity. Las las the workplace will turn u to a big fat liar and absconder.

You are already on their bad books, not your fault tho, just resign honorably before they start wahala, thank God you have another one waiting, don’t let it be too long, resume ASAP please before they find another person in that 2 weeks

My advice is that you don Bleep up for that Edu job, they will sack you, one man business of husband and wife my brother better quit that tomorrow sef and go to the hotel job, free launch, transport, HMO in this era are you kidding me?, it’s better for you bro

She got pregnant, you beat her and arrested the man, I am sure you beat him up first and humiliated him and I am sure he suffered in jail,

Finally your sister is with him, if it’s you will you want to associate with the family?

You still want to go and beat him up again, I laugh, you guys are not even ready.

See everything for life no be gragra

Seerbit is a fintech (payment gateway), must have debuted you for an old transaction...or not

thesicilian:
Don't mind him. As if we don't already have several laboratories in Lagos alone doing DNA paternity tests

It’s just expensive, with discounts tens or even thousands of people will be able to afford it

Kingosytex:
I once went through my kid sis's phone and the names I saw there got me laughing to high heavens. Mugu 1, Mumu, Emeka fool, Akpoaza Data, Mugu Facebook. I laughed so hard that she asked me what the matter was showed her what I saw and she was like " Some guys no get sense"


Umu nwanyi

Laugh very very hard, it only means the sharp ones would have been eating her for free, sa re wa gba

Genesiis:
My question is, who will pay all the debts Nigeria is owing if we disintegrate ?

They will share it according to how it was allocated for spending or projects in the beginning na, SE won’t owe much, South in general won’t owe much

Nice

Bolarineliza202:
When she said she needed a space,she doesn't really meant it,it was rather vice versa,she was actually craving for your attention.
You too have taken things too far
You berra go and make peace with her and tell her it was a joke before she will start posting "all men are thesame"
Lwtmp

All this one is you peoples business ladies, if you need attention come and straight and say it, don’t something else and expect me to assume another thing

Ok o, when e bite you, let us know

reel14:
Hello Nairalanders. I got married late last year.
Even though I got married late, I made sure I was gainfully employed before taking the giant stride.

I love my wife and she loves me too. I carry 98 % of the home responsibility, recently, because things are on the high side and my wife is working as well, I told her to be taking care of filling the gas while I handle other bills.
I have observed that anytime I go near the gas maybe to make food or boil water, she will remind how expensive gas is right now, after all, if it finishes, I won't give money to fill. These words hurt me alot as this is the only thing you do for us in this house. I know how much I pay for rent, DSTV etc with other utility bills.

My thoughts now are;
How do men which their wives are feeding them cope with insults and embarrassments that come with every meal?

How do unemployed/underemployed men cope?

What if anything happens with my job, will I be able to stay in a verbal abusive home?

It’s time to give her the 65%/35% treatment so her complain would be legit and it won’t pain you again when she does

zedegit:
I've been thinking lately cos I am the type of person that loves his space.
I don't like sharing my things; I want my things to be as I kept them.

I am sensitive to words and very temperamental. I am like a volcano waiting to erupt anytime.

I hate being manipulated. I hate the entitlement mentality of some women.

I am an introvert and don't like crowd. I can stay indoors for a month or more as long as I got food, water, a charged phone with subscription. I go out for work and other essential duties.

They say every man got his type of woman. Do you think there's a woman that can match my temperaments?

NB: I respond well when a lady is good with sooting words and avoids arguments.
I love intimacy too although I'm not the romantic type but I can be generous if money is there.

I think the temperament is choleric.

No marriage is not for you

Please leave this girl and run ele your life

This VAT issue is like collecting money from Bert hardworking people to compensate the lazy ones, what if the hard working decides to be lazy too?

If states start collecting VAT those who are not doing well before the end of the year would start speaking economic languages, looking for ways to quench insecurity and attract investments, it’s very good

Officialgarri:
Moghalu is still praising that failed government? Not all of us suffer dementia and not all of us were so young not to tell black from white.

First, dollar wasn't stabled at $150.. It crossed to over $200+.
And most importantly is the fact that it ess your boss, Sanusi, that publicly exposed the heinous corruption that the FG of then were using CBN to carry out.

Moghalu should sit back and hope for a governorship seat.
All these pathetic stories and pseudo solution can only appease the wailers but it won't earn him a presidential ticket with a notable party.

Keep deceiving yourself with lies, I remember dollar was about 197 during the 2015 general election and moved to 203 immediately after the election, then it dropped back to 197 almost 2 weeks later when the tension surrounding the election fizzled out..please say what yo know and stop making noise

Iamagoodgirll:
So I came across this post in a group

NL guys have you experienced this?, also share your view.

I NEED ADVAISE FROM A MALE READERS:

And no, my story is not made up. It’s for real, actually very real. I am a top executive of a very successful conglomerate my father founded. I resumed the job early this year when I returned from the U.K after completing my MBA.
As a result of my job, I usually find myself frequenting places I ordinarily wouldn’t want to- Ikoyi club, society weddings, conferences, etc. I’m a geek for the most part, and something of a recluse. I would rather stay in my house at the end of day and watch TV. When I became Deputy CEO of the company, I realized that I had to start hanging out at these places to build a social circle, mostly for business reasons. I am not a very sociable person, but with the help of my more outgoing cousins, I have been able to build a pretty decent network of Lagos ‘big boys’ between January when I returned and now.

During a conference in Lagos this year, I was approached by a young lady banker. She was working in the Marketing department at one of these banks, She’s pretty young- about 7 years my junior. I’m 28; this lady is about 21. You know how young these graduates are these days.

Anyway, she walked up to me and started persuading me to consider opening up a bank account with her bank and told me all the benefits of the account, etc. She looked so innocent and desperate, and practically begged me for an opportunity to see me again so that she could convince me. I ended up giving her my complimentary card. I usually don’t just give out my card like that, but I did.
Three days later, when I was hanging out with my new-found friends and my cousins at a bar at one of the Hotels on the Island during the early evening, this girl called me and reminded me who she was. She said she really needed me to open an account, and that she was eager to convince me on why I needed to open an account. My friends noticed I was talking to a girl on the phone. You know how guys are; they teased me and asked me to just play around with her and invite her for drinks.
I asked her to come over to the Hotel, and surprisingly, she said she would be there in 20 minutes. The branch she worked in is on the Island, so she apparently took a Bike and came to meet us. This was about 6pm. The girl came, and my friends all saw her. They smiled and talked among themselves in hush tones, and I talked briefly with her for like 5 minutes and told her I would make a decision on banking with her or not. She was desperate from what I could see, and she was eager to get my account.

When she left, my friends all laughed mischievously and told me in plain terms that I had to sleep with the girl. They went on talking about how all these bank marketers sleep with different men before getting deposits, and insisted that I must not be any different. Now, I’m not a virgin; I’ve had my own fair share of sex in the past, but I’ve never been one to take advantage of a girl. I knew she was desperate as she had a target to meet up to, or something of the sort. But when you’re a guy hanging out with guys, it’s pretty difficult to be the odd one out. All my friends made me promise that I’d sleep with the girl. I promised; I didn’t want to look like some geek. And I’m really trying to feel among these guys.

To cut a long story short, two days later, when I was in my office, this girl called me and tried persuading me to bank with her. As she was talking to me on phone, I asked her jokingly: “What are you willing to do in order for me to open an account with you?”

She hesitated and then she told me: “Anything you want sir.”

Gbam! That was my cue. I asked her to meet me at one hotel for drinks later that evening. I asked my PA to book a room for me at the Hotel. She came to meet me. We had drinks, we chatted. She told me that her bosses had ordered her to deliver N10million to the bank that month, and that so far, she hadn’t gotten anything. Her job was on the line, and she had only just started working there 3 weeks before. I asked her to follow me to the room. She did. I slept with her.

Surprisingly, it turns out she was doing it for the first time. She was actually a Virgin. The bed sheet was stained with her blood and all that stuff, and I was just amazed. I thought being a marketer and all, that she would have been sampled many times. But no, she was a virgin. When we finished, she was shy of looking at me in the eye. We didn’t talk much. I gave her money for a Taxi, and gave her the name of the Finance director of the subsidiary I am in charge of. I asked her to meet him the following day to open up a corporate account. I instructed the guy to open up an account worth a few hundreds of millions- probably enough to meet her target for the next 2 years if there is such a thing in commercial banking circles. I don’t know how these banks work.

Anyway, she called me and thanked me profusely for saving her job. My friends now know I have slept with her, and I have solidified my place among them as a ‘bad’ guy.

The issue is this: I haven’t been able to stop thinking about her. It’s been like six weeks now. I haven’t called her since then, even though she keeps sending me text messages asking after my wellbeing and thanking me for banking with her. She deals directly with my Finance guy so we don’t talk money ever. But I think about her every day. I think I actually have feelings for her, and the idea that I was her first makes me feel like she should belong to me. I’ve never been a Lady’s first. I’m actually going crazy with thoughts about this girl.

Am I crazy? Should I call her up and ask her out? How would that feel? How would she react? Also, considering that my friends all see her as the bank ‘LovePeddler’ would it be a good idea to still ask her out? How will my friends see me? I’m not looking for sex from her; I’m looking for something real, something intimate. I want something that’d last- probably forever.

I’ve never felt this way about any other lady in a really really long time. What should I do?

Call her up one more time, date here for a while, please use your influence to get her a job, if it will be in your company then don’t date her, please save a soul from corporate hook up, I beg you

Peacemaker123:
They sleeping giant has opened one eye the great peace loving and sincère Hausa tribe ,the day it opens the second fulanis will be fighting on two fronts with the real tribe with balls Hausa and Igbo the surely won't survive it..

Lol they are talking about Sokoto, you found a way to bring Igbo inside it, funny how You guys think you are even worth the trouble.

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Godons1:
There are so many things you don't know about the North.

Which day Benue turn to north?

Irijosa777:
I wrote my final exam in July this year, few weeks later I was in Delta when my course adviser called me to come to school (Uniben), that it's a matter of urgency, I went to school, then I meet her in the HOD office. She told me I failed two courses in my final exam. She said the department is going to upgrade one to "" then wave the other one to me but by imprecation I will graduate as a 2.2 student.
When, I thought about it if I should accept it or come back again to write the two courses (one in 1st semester and the other in 2nd semester) to get 2.1. it was a hard decision for me to make but then I made the decision to accept the offer because of the following reason.
1. Uniben is becoming too stressful/ I'm already tired.
2. The financial expenses involved
3. Economics department in Uniben is not a joke.
4. The probability of me getting "A"s if rewrite the two courses is very low.
5. ASUU and strike
Based on the following reasons I accepted the offer, result came out I graduated as a 2.2 student but some how I started feeling sad. Though 2.2 is not the best but then I also graduate myself. I can't come and kill myself ( schooling in Nigeria university is like war).
If I may ask, did I took the wrong decision?
Opinions please!

You would have taken an extra year and your 2.1, 2.2 won’t qualify you for like 90% of jobs in current day Nigeria, but anything is possible, work and pray hard. If you are reading this try get atleast 2.1 o very important

oyelekeabo:
Good morning family. My name is Oyeleke. I have a degree in Accounting but due to lack of job, i have a computer center where I print, scan and make photocopy, but recently someone opened a big shop with state of the art equipment in my area and splash the price where people are now rushing to. Please I need a good Samaritan to help me improve my business also so that I can put food on the table for my wife and two kids. Thanks

You are going tru a new sheriff syndrome, everybody wants to taste the new guy
Now find the little ways in which you can improve, customer care, pricing, delivery time...e.t.c

Sooner or later your new competitor will adjust his one price upwards that’s if your own price wasn’t exhorbitant in the beginning, rush in, rush out, some will come back just try to be consistent for them and improve

Esseite:
Someone earns about 400k monthly which is suppose to be a very good salary, but his expenses despite frugal is not cutting it.. he has been advised on marriage countless times, but he does not just know how to support such. He tries to make people see reason as to why the "big boy tag" does not fit because he cant see it at all..

- his job prevents me from cooking and he really does not know how to cook either, really really bad at cooking.
- he stays in an apartment of 1m/annum, which is somewhat not luxury I think.

Rent - 84,000 monthly (average 2 bed)
Security - 5,000 monthly
Estate security - 3,000 monthly
Cleaner - 5,000 monthly
Dstv - 9,500 monthly
Auto Fueling - 50,000 monthly
Auto servicing - 7,000 (3mths projection)
Auto miscellenous/charges - 10,000 (tolls,pr)
Generator fuel/service - 30,000 monthly
Laundry - 10,000 monthly
Feeding - 77,500 (2,500/day)
Hangout/chills/network - 30,000 (7,500/week)
Clothing/wears/accessories - 10,000 (monthly)
Electricity bill - 10,000(monthly)
Gifts - 10,000(monthly- No wife/No GF)
Home maintenance/personal care- 10,000 (monthly)
Healthcare miscellenous - 5,000 (monthly)
Internet data - 10,000 (monthly)
Recharge card - 16,000 monthly (500 daily)

Total = N395,200
Savings - 7,800

How in the world would he explain to people that he does not have. He is an introverted character and a very frugal in finances. He didnt not factor in furnishing et all.. he has no school fees and multiple mouths to feed.

Look 400k is very okay, you should have nothing less than 150k savings, which kind careless breakdown is this na, it’s either he is a simp and they ripping him off steady orrr he just doesn’t know what he is doing, auto fuel kor, serving of what?, cleaner? Seriously? He can’t clean or what? Fuel for gen 30k for what? Why spend 1m for a house that doesn’t have light, see I am angry right now sef, just tell him he is wasting his money and he would regret it because at the end of the year with 400knyounhave no savings, no investment, you didn’t even live a good live you just managed to survive, make e Dey form big boy dey go

Odewaleadesoye:
Now watch the video below and see how you can prepare simple Afang Soup without much stress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUCeslREhFE

It’s not even traditional to serve soup in flat plates, it’aoup is served in small deep plates

FalseProphet1:
I see dark forces around you trying to make you run mad, I see an angel of God standing very close to you to help you, but your sins are making it impossible for him to do anything, I see the mercy of God extended to you, I see you getting back in your feet.

This I have seen.

You don’t see anything, you don’t even know anything about anything..this I have seen my arz

saphiere:
Chai! Now I'm beginning to have phobia for men.

Yes that’s good

Unigrad:
I am having issue with my principal refusing to sign my rejection letter in other for me to relocate to the school closer to my house.
My current PPA is very far from my house, it cost #2000 transportation fare, the day I went to sign the rejection letter, I didn't see anybody in the school including principal, teachers and students. I got there about to 10am, the school were almost taken over by weeds, I had bike accident on a tied road on my way there, my body got injured, I thank God I didn't fracture any of my bones.
What should I do since the principal is refusing to sign the rejection letter?

Bro I pray God gives you something better buuttt if I was not doing what I am doing I would rather be at home looking for daily bread in other ways than N power cos those guys don’t care about you