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barongmj:
I can't just eat bread nd egg nd tea...I just don't know why...lol

Jeeze thot it was only me. Since I was a kid and now I am all grown

Amala. Forever hated. I also struggle with rice sometimes.

Essentials1:
You might say that Nigerian music industry is becoming highly saturated, but that does stop young and upcoming artistes from doing what they know how to do best.

I have compiled a list of Nigerian musicians and categorized them into the A - F list. They were put in their places after calculating, consistency, delivery, fan base etc, years present in the music industry etc

A List Artists
Wizkid, Davido, Olamide, Dbanj, Psquare, BankyW, Asa, MI Abaga, 2baba, Timaya, Tiwa Savage, Yemi Alade, Wande Coal, Darey Art Alade, Timi Dakolo, Flavour

B List Artists
Vector, Tekno, Phyno, Patoranking, Runtown, Burnaboy, Iyanya, Falz, Adekunle Gold, Ycee, Reminisce, Orezi, Dr Sid

C List Artists
Reekado Banks, Kiss Daniel, Mr Eazi, Harrysong, Seyi Shay, Simi, Oritsefemi, Illbliss, Maleek Berry, Niyiola, Lil Kesh, D'Prince

D List Artists
Dremo, Koker, CDQ, Eva Alordiah, Mayorkun, Ice prince, Skales, Lax, Sugarboy, Kcee, Yung6ix, Niniola, DammyKrane, Dprince, Korede Bello, Humble Smith, Sean Tizzle, Selebobo,

E List Artists
Dotman, Dija, Pepenazi, Chinko Ekun, Viktoh, Ric Hassani, Kayswitch, Terry Apala, Oladips, Small Doctor, Skiibii, Flex B, MZ Kiss, POE, Rayce, Chyn, Seriki, Bred

F List Artists
Temmie Ovwasa, Ceaser, Ichaba, Milli, Erigga, Superwozzy, Kidakudz, Davolee, Tjan.

So there you have it..

I stopped reading when I saw Ice prince in 'D' list category.

coolebux:
Another unbelievable age
The other day Emeka Ike came and told us that he's 50 now Majid is also claiming 50 as well

Well, we used to complain of age reduction
I don't know what to say right now

I don't know how old u r but if u consider that movies like 'Day of Execution' by Emeka Ike was acted in 1998 (or probably earlier) which is 19yrs ago, it may not be a lie.

kennykendo:
sorry bro I might fault what you just posted.
I think it's not mature to 'follow a trend' because you need something done. Just like I am not really someone who reads motivational books, I don't actually subscribe to your post. Look at it this way, blackberry and Tecno are mobile phones, but they have different operation manuals, why? because you can't run an Android device the same way you run a Blackberry, but they are both phones.


You want the girl right?, you want to date her and you want her to be yours? When you understand her and she's comfortable talking with you and not talking to you, call her she might be interested in you too, text as much as you can. Women sometimes feel they don't have to do the chasing. If she loves your company she loves you.

Even if you're friend zoned, you can find your way out..

if a lady wants to friend zone you, even Jupiter himself cannot change it.


I'm open to criticisms though

"if a woman wants to friendzone you, even jupiter himself cannot change it" Exactly bro u understand the vibe. I commented a live experience earlier to this effect.

xxxtedyxxx:
3.You Don't Act Like A Boyfriend Material



Sounds familiar?

When you dont show the tendencies of being a boyfriend, girls will automatically friendzone you- I dont care whether you look like Brad Pitt. If you are cool and well groomed, you dont need permission to do somethings. You dont have to be good looking, just be looking good.

Can you call her nicknames like Sexy, Baby, Boo, BabyPie without fear? Without thinking or caring about what she would think? When you meet her, do you go for hugs or handshake? Side hugs or face-face hugs?

You can get easily friendzoned, just like Richard, when you dont act like a boyfriend from the outset. Think about it. You don't need permission to date or attract a girl. Nothing concerns you with her boyfriend or past relationships. Your only care, from the first few minutes of approach, is to act like a boyfriend.

You want her to be your girl, right? Have you ever asked yourself: "Am I acting like a boyfriend?" or "Do I have the qualities of a boyfriend?

Moreover, when you keep begging a girl to date you, asking her out without end- even after she has told you a blatant no already- you risk total rejection. Beautiful girls don't fancy desperate guys. If you are the desperate type, you are already on the steep highway leading to friendzone.

Play your own game and keep the attraction button pressed. With enough attraction and acting like a boyfriend from day one, she may open up about her boyfriend and she might not. If she does, no worries, just continue your game. Dont back out. If she doesn't bring her relationship status up, good for you. In any case, you must keep advancing like a soldier on a mission.

Some girls might want to have fun with you, but you asking: " Do you have a boyfriend", automatically kills all the attraction. You begin to make her rationalize her attraction for you, and she might even end up telling you a yes- even if she doesnt have a boyfriend.

Play your game tight.
DONT BE LIKE RICHARD!

The process of getting locked in the friendzone is not rocket science. Women dont friendzone you without legit reasons. You must have either been too nice and invested too much, or failed to show you have boyfriend potential. Correct these three mistakes, and you will be amazed at how many girlfriends you will have to deal with.

Cheers.
Till we meet again. I remain xxxteddyxxx.

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. I a, neither shy, timid or ugly but the ONLY girl that successfully "friendzoned" me in my life did so regardless. Never asked her in d beginning if she had a boyfriend and never a guy to shy away from an exciting conversation. The truth is she knew from the beginning that she perfectly matched my f**king specs (very fair, neat and cologne loving lady) but somehow (inspite of later admitting she is attracted to macho dark guys like me) STILL friendzoned me. Its been two years now and we both still know that there is a 70% probability that we will still f**k cos dat attraction dieth not. Great write up though.

fdigital:
The is getting serious. This people are now very much resolute.
With the recent blunders from the NG military it appears they have been lying to us all this while, what they have been doing is clamping down of media coverage on the travails between them and the terrorists because alot have not been going down well in there favours. Now social media bursting everything. Smh

Trust me when I say there is plenty media sensationalism about this Boko Haram issue. I worked and travelled around borno state from maiduguri/jere LGA to benisheik and down to shani LGA through Buratai, biu and all those settlements on that axis WITHOUT ANY MILITARY ESCORT in May and their activities are seriously under control. If u understand conflict management, u will know that nothing beats combating guerrilas (which is what BH hav largely become now). But the army r still doing a fantastic job if u ask me considering the circumstances.

Ontarget:
Why are they looking hungry and ugly? Characteristic of the physical appearance of most Nigerians.

Did u just describe Nigerians as "mostly hungry and UGLY people?". Its obvious u r just a Nigeria hater. Post your pix here and lets see how plump and fine u r. And if you r a Nigerian, I weep for u.

DarkMagic:
Wat a wow
Igbo girls b rocking the beauty boat since 21BC

bros no be lie. For three outta 4 rships I've been in to be wit igbo gals is not a coincidence. But ADAMAWA mostly is a case study. Those girls a BEAU-TI-FUL without mincing words and so many christians there to make it better.

technicallyrich:
Even though I am a biafran from ss,i think these is unnecessary,but the only thing I am sure is that ss and se women are the most neatest girls in nigeria.
As for the yorubas more than 70 percent of their women stinks.except the rich onces or the ajebutters and that is a fact.

I am neither Hausa nor Igbo Nor yoruba and I am gonna give u a very unbiased analysis based on experience and observation of the three. I am presently dating the 3rd Igbo girl in my life and I must confess beauty is an igbo thing...FACT. I live in yoruba land now and that thing about yoruba girls and smell is very true. Lemme b more conservative 6/10 of them actually smell and where I am, at least 4/10 use bleaching cream or have used it b4. I schooled and grew up in the North and I can tell u in all honesty, these are the most beautiful women around. Just make a trip to Katsina, Adamawa or Kaduna and see wonders. Infact the slogan of Adamawa is "land of beauty and mu dear its not an exaggeration. Neatness wise also these ladies in the North know hw to smell nice. Igbo ladies are neat too though.

MadCow1:
No they haven't. Remember the issue around Homosexuals in the Army and the "Don't ask, don't tell" saga..

Trust me, the Supreme Court will overturn this issue in a minute. I don't trust congress to change it because it is a predominantly republican congress but the Judiciary isn't partisan.

And who appoints the people on the bench of the judiciary?

myking95:
Please tell me, how are their lives like? Financially? Progress wise and in general? I'm trying to confirm if there is a correlation between womanizing and general backwardness in life. Don't use religious sentiments please just give me a straight up honest answer.
Thank you and please do respond.

truth be told, that neighbour of mine is doing well for himself. Owns a car and is building a 3 bedroom flat for himself as we speak. He actually doest spend much on d ladies. Wit a meagre 2k, the stage is mostly set and believe me, these gals aren't always d hungry ones as we r made to believe. Female promiscuity is definitely fuelling male philandering. Girls these days just wanna straff any cute face. The ones u wanna build and tame in a short while feel caged and takeoff. Its messy.

Deseo:
This sex issue is getting too much!

Men! What's your problem!!
Dem swear for una? Wetin sef!!!

Anty I be man o but d thn ma tire me. Here in ilorin its like a competition. I have a neighbour who has (not exaggerating) slept wit at least 70 different girls in d last 2 and a half yrs we have lived togeda in dis apartment. He has a friend whom I asked like 3days ago how many girls he has slept wit in his lifetime and I mischievously said "500" to kinda blackmail him he said: "haba guy e suppose don pass 500 wella!". I almost fainted. Truth be told if the ladies hadn't commonised themselves so much, we won't be here now!

MrBrownJay1:
Next time this foolish man should let the electricity company do their jobs... This is not a race issue, it's a COMMON SENSE one.

And you have displayed ample "common sense" with what u have written?

ZarZar:
OK, I don't regret it per se but I've always wondered what if.

I met a "perfect stranger" once, it was when I was about 17 or 18 years old. It was the school holidays & I was going back to my hometown, to spend time with relatives. My sister dropped me off at the bus terminus & I boarded my bus, really not looking forward to the long journey ahead. I was sitting alone, the seat next to me was empty & I put a bag on it on purpose because I didn't feel like small talk with whomever was going to sit next to me. The bus moved from one city to the next, it was there that he boarded the bus. There was not that much available space inside, so I had to give up "my" other seat. I didn't even look up to see who was sitting next to me, I was feeling that much antisocial at the time

A very long moment of silence between us went, but then he broke the ice by asking if it was my 1st time going to EL. I told him no I was born there. He admitted it was his 1st time & that he was going there to meet his brother. The conversation soon moved on to other general things. We were no longer strangers. He talked a lot lol. As he spoke, I was busy "studying" him. He was attractive

Long story short, he did some things for me during our trip, that really touched me to the core. 1) was when the bus stopped so we could all stretch some legs & buy refreshments. I've bought food before I boarded the bus but I didn't buy anything to drink. I planned to buy some juice at the place where it stopped. But it was dark & freezing cold outside, so I didn't feel like going outside the heated bus. He said he wanted to buy airtime at the convenient store & asked if I needed anything. I gave him money to bring me some juice. To my surprise, he came back with so many things, he could barely hold them. He gave me back my money & said everything he bought was for me, his "new friend". I almost cried. Honestly, I'm easily touched by random acts of kindness. I was really digging him at this point, just not in a BF/GF kind of way. Anyway, the next morning we arrived at my hometown. It was raining hard.This guy quickly bought an umbrella & we huddled under it like a couple I told him I was gonna go catch my taxi home, but he begged me to wait with him. His brother was coming to fetch him. Since he's been good to me & it was his 1st time, I decided to sit with him until his brother arrived. When his brother arrived, he offered to drop me home. Amazingly, we were going to the same part of the city, so it wasn't going to be an inconvenience on their part. His brother told me he had to 1st drop groceries at his house as some things were going to melt. I had no problem going with them because he was talking to his wife on the phone, so I knew I was safe going with them to their house. OMG, when we got there, the wife made such a huge fuss over me. She thought I was the younger brother's GF lol. I explained that we met at the bus, she said but you make such a cute couple blah blah blah She said no you can't go home now, you have to come in for breakfast etc. I spent almost 3 hours with them. They were such a lovely family & they treated me like family too. Later they dropped me off at home. I saw them again 2 or 3 times after. I was invited to a party they were throwing. The "boo" gave me his cell number, but I didn't have a phone at the time, so we kinda lost touch that way.

I will never forget those people for as long as I live. Plus I was at a dark place in life at the time, so they really made me feel like I was human, yanno.

Guess you were touched by an Angel. Some contacts should NEVER be lost I must say.

Benita27:
Why will I have regrets when I don't derive my happiness from any guy/man?.

Modified.
Those of you quoting me should save it. Have never had regrets for losing someone, and I'm not a lesbian. There's always someone else to occupy a vacant space.

this is the lie u love to tell yourself to enable u sleep well at night. Continue.

Lemme guess: she is from the self acclaimed "most respectful" ethnic group in Nigeria right?

Kellibae:
Tufiakwa.. yorubas ar so comfortable with anything sex no matter how awkward it looks.

Imagine a woman who has a full grown man as this still wants to be getting involved.
And the mumu son is comfortably serching for her...
Then another younger mumu wana get involved himself or his dad..

I am NOT yoruba o but anty u need SERIOUS help an very quickly!

SycophanticGoat:
Do you have comprehension problems? Go through the message again and this time around, slowly.

Over 90% of taxes in "major markets" across the country. Markets, markets, Markets, the emohasis on markets and not generally all the businesses in Nigeria. Understand before you reply bro.

To clear your doubt, which tribe do you majorly see trading in these markets: Computer Village, Balogun and ASPAMDA in Tradefair Complex, Balogun and Idumota Markets, Alaba International, Wuse Market in Abuja, Even the most popular market in Kaduna (forgotten the name but I used to go there to buy stuff when I was schooling in the north, Main Market in Onitcha, etc. These are the places trading happens and you and I know that Igbos are the majority in these markets.

So for a man to say Igbos contribute nothing to Nigeria is like proudly saying that he's mentally incapacitated.

first of all quit the cursing and focus on your statement. U said "90%" and now u gave shifted ground conveniently (without recourse) to "majority". does 90% and "majotity" mean the same thing to u in the actual sense? Mind u I am not disputing the near fact of "majority" in most major markets in the SOUTH. Now u may need to read this SSSLLLLOOOOWWWWWWLLLLYYYYY!

SycophanticGoat:
Are you minding anįmalįstįc įmbecįle? That's how they sit in their one room apartment in their village and talk nonsense about places they've never stepped their foot into. Igbos contribute nothing to Nigeria yet over 80% of import duty made by this country are generated through Igbo importers. Over 90% percent of taxes in major markets across the country are made through Igbo businesses. You should have asked that demonic element who drives the SMEs and trading sectors in Nigeria.

"over 90% of taxes ACROSS THE COUNTRY are made through igbo businesses?" my goodness u just finished criticizing someone of a sin and u went ahead to commit that sin in a bigger way. Who gave u this obviously flawed stat?

Watch how some braindead and perpetually enslaved Kwarans will come here and defend saraki. Only God know the mixture that family sprayed into the air in Kwara state.

valdovas:
The op sounds like a weak man with no backbone that's why his wife can threaten him to make his life miserable over legitimate concerns and even be receiving calls freely from another man in his presence.
Warn your wife seriously to never repeat that rubbish of using dearie or luv when chatting with another man, that is a huge slap on your face and you should be the one angry with her not her threatening you after disrespecting the sanctity of your union.
For now don't show any remorse for suggesting the baby isn't yours, you were justified to suspect her after seeing that chat. Just stop mentioning the dna and paternity issue and after the baby is born you go behind her back to confirm paternity.

So far u r d first person thinking like me here. I wont even hide to do the paternity test. I will do it OPENLY. All suspicions the man harbors are absolutely justified. Her threats (if she is at all resonable) are totally uncalled for.

I will make life more miserable for ANY woman in this world that threatens to make life miserable for me just for doubting the paternity of her child after all the evidences (that should normally fuel doubt) outlined by op. What is wrong with women in this world these days sef? Inspite of the popular saying that "only the mother knows who the father of her child is" they expect us to keep fooling around and gambling our resources away? Op don't be moved by her threat and show it sternly to her that u r not. Tell her based on the evidence u have, u will do d test and that's d only way the marriage can move foward for u and if its yours, no need for threats and everything returns to normal. Don't mind comments here saying no child wants to hear such stories about him wen he is grown and all that. Stick FIRMLY to ur suspicions until they are cleared. Virtuousness is an almost extinct resource these days in women.

I dated a virgin like u 4 2yrs until she started behaving funny. After much pressing to knw wat was wrong, she spilled it "I saw som1 I've been chatting wit and my feelings 4 u went neutral." dat was d last time I ever used my hand to dial her number and its been almost two years now. She is 27yrs old now and single. Plus she likes all my fb posts and calls me still on festivities but I strangled all feelings 4 her d moment those words flew outta her lips. Women u haven't wronged will always feel ur absence in d long run especially wen u dont beg and behave like a pussy when they threaten to break up wit u. Let them go quicker and swifter than they expect. Its only devilish pride dat is making dat my ex not to come crawling bak (which I always resented about her). Truth is u may just find out ur life got better wen she left.

Is anybody noticing the very few people mentioning courses in arts, humanities and Administration? B4 u score up to 80 in lets say a psychology, philosophy or theory based course, u may have duplicated the marking scheme and d lecturer must be very reasonable. And the school largely depends too.

I know for a FACT that IBB is NOT gbagyi. He hails from the part of Niger state closer to kwara but not nupe too. Peole even claim he isn't nigerlite by birth.

obataokenwa:
Law Student has gotten a good practical case of a law that has not been practised before in Nigeria. Good academic exercise.

Smart Adeyemi is just too desperate to take over from Dino Melaye. Will follow up the case for my knowledge and that's all about it cos nothing will come out of it. Thanks to Yahaya Bello the most dumbest/visionless governor in the history of Africa for this academic exercise.

The process the governor applied in getting the signature is entirely wrong in law and I doubt if an unbiased judge won't throw it out.

I wonder who is his legal adviser... more reason he's not successful as a governor.

You spent more time cursing and making vague insinuations than actually educating us on exactly HOW the process for his recall is flawed and WHY it will be thrown out. Typical...

okosodo:
Since they are still attackimg army convoy, by june 2017, i have to say the nigerian army is useless. Lets assume that these boko haram are christians, would the army still be allowing them to attack their convoys at this time? The nigerian army is deceiving the south and they know it

I was in maiduguri last month for a UNDP survey and dat was one of d routes we were to pligh to one of LGA's d survey covered and I can tell u my friend, u don't wanna experience wat d borno pple have gone through since d beginning of this insurgency. I just laugh when southerners sit in their convenient areas and make up conspiracy theories that hold no water. If u think quelling guerilla style insurrections is easy, take a trip to maiduguri and have first hand experience.

As a catholic, it is absolutely disgusting to see that priests from the east simply cannot remain apolitical no matter the pull. What have you achieved by this pronouncement now Fr Obimma?

My best friend has a girlfriend who calls him a THING right in front of me when she was explaining what happened between them to me. The guy still putting up with the rship for only God knows why and its a very recurrent stuff. Guess some people are specially programmed to be insulted. As for me and my brain, the woman that has the temerity to outrightly insult me gets at most TWO warnings. Then she is out!

lofty900:
Northerners are very peaceful I keep saying it. I served in the north. My students are also traders in the market and whenever they see me a southerner coming to the market, they'll surround me asking me to come and buy from them and I got the best deals ever. #500 cow meat will full my pot I'll even get tired of eating meat. I watch free matches at the viewing center. I walk freely with my phone in the night and no cultists or agbero harassed me. Why are my saying all these? It's only a few bad egg is making the north look bad, if you have never been to the north, you'll never know. Igbos have the biggest houses and pharmacies in the north and they're happy. Leave them alone.

this truth ye know shall certainly set u and ur generations free forever. Only people that have never spent a day in the north, and d ones who have been inlucky to have confrontations with these few "bad eggs" have a sour tale especially in the aspect of religion.

A new babe of mine seems like your wife and she is 10yrs younger than me. Do u know how powerful your fingers can be my friend? The right touches and a straightfoward penetration routine will make her spill regularly and u will still keep your breath and sanity. Unless u don't really love ur wife, dis aint a problem.