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Hopefulman:
Mtcheee, I am hurt cos na one 19 year old boy wey she no go gain anything from and not in desame level with me she go open leg for.

When she was like she wanted to explore I was like if you explore with me na bad thing ?, babe wey dey complain seriously about my sex appetite and begging me to reduce it, who should be the Explorer here ?

That her complaining about ur sex appetitie is a smokescreen. Infact that's one of d reasons d shock hit u more. Women are naturally pretencious and tricky iin this part of d world.

Hopefulman:
At least she was bold enough to confess.


I deflowered a lady and dated her 5 years, she was with me all through the struggle when I had absolutely nothing, 5 years on thank God things changed, I could die for this girl cos I make sure she lacks absolutely nothing at all. Guess what?

Just recently I caught her cheating cos she wasn't smart about it, as a matter of fact I knew before she went to spend the weekend with the guy but I didn't stop it cos I wanted to give her a benefit of doubt cos of my trust and believe in her that has waxed on for 5 years, I thought she would just visit and leave cos having the opposite sex as friends mean nothing as long as you know your boundaries.


Behold she slept at this guy's place for two nights and avoided talking to me, calls and barely could read my messages. I let her be too so she enjoys herself..

Note : I had taken her home and made my parents know this is the one I want to marry and they have blessed us, as a matter of fact she's in contact with my parents and I made them like her.


Another thing is sexually I was the monster and sex Frick between us and she complains alot about my undying sex appetite, she rarely satisfies me cos she's weak in bed, but I learnt to be patient with her, teach her all she knows and manage the sex like that, so if there's someone who should cheat it would be me, but I had loved this babe too much to cheat, so me not satisfying her wasn't the issue..


Now let me blow your mind like Al Queda, guess who she went to Bleep for two days while I was up all night and couldn't sleep for desame two days knowing my supposed to be wife I shower all the love, care, money on with tears wondering how confused these women can be, it was a fukkkking 19 year old boy, meanwhile she's 25 and I will be 30 by May


After I gave her a face to face confrontation with the scope of having a spy app on her phone and knowing all she does, she confessed she bleeped him twice but it's her first time ever, "Babe what is your reason for this stupidity ?, ", she's like I am sorry I just wanted to explore. imagine such bullshittt


You can never please a woman.

I hav a very very similar experience with u man. I don't even try to please them anymore as much as I don't maltreat them. This lady is 26yrs old nw and we still talk but d whole love thing is just bizzare now. She has indeed explored!

Sorry to say this OP but u must b VERY young and feeble for d soldier to hav d guts to stunt u like that. My family house is close to an Airforce detachment and each time I visit my parents, my female friends (very beautiful) come to say hi and I walk past their posts REGULARLY but hav never had dis kinda encounter. I see it in their eyes sometimes that they r jealous but dem dey look face!

Rukkydelta:
You of course, my sweetheart

I no fine, I no get money, I no go school...... Inshort, I be baaaaaddd Market!

TrapQueen77:
Used to play CALL OF DUTY: Black Ops on my PS3 ...but since I give it away &was soo damn busy with my work.. I'm not into games anymore.. Now young ppol are into Online Games..

I was just reading and enjoying ur posts till u mentioned call of duty. I play it almost daily on Xbox 360. Super game but I really loved golden eye on N64 back then.

Rukkydelta:
Anyone that wants to buy me a val gift shouldn't but me teddy bear, make up or perfume

You can buy me shoes, gowns, jewelries, wrist watch

Who are you telling now?

dammy13:
January stipend to begin from 10th Feb.

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Lalasticlala Mynd44 seun Dominique

Hello, please what of us that haven't been paid december? Like I have been unable to update my acct details online though I wrote through the NOA office in Ilorin to that effect. Is there any remote possibility I'll be paid? Plus how do we resume work when some of us were posted like 50kms from our place of residence?
NB: nobody in kwara state to the best of my knowledge has been paid even d december allowance. Hope we will be paid all? Thank you.

obaoyedotun:
Learn to speak Good English before speaking in public

Is he actually "speaking?"

haywire07:
Ebira !! they are not supposed to be allowed a peaceful protest cos they will burn cars and houses soon

And its these kinda stereotypes make Africans d most unintelligent race in d world!

GreenMavro:


Even my generator too dy protest over usage because of the erratic power supply


Any time i on m...he go just dy vibrate moving towards the gate

Na my neighbour go con knock for my door tell me say my gen don dy waka o

Guy u no well walahi. Chai Nigerians and humour. This made me almost vomit wit laughter.

sirOrubebe:
That was the part I didn't add bro.

If you've been to Ring Road in Benin you will understand. Immediately the swear word escaped his mouth, and his dagger his cloth, I saw 2 of his "colleagues" (who hitherto had been watching) move towards me alongside him.

Had to back out, sharply!

In that case you did d right thing. Several times when I drive around the town my parents live and where I grew I get encounters with them. I just quickly look around and if d coast is clear I'd just grab d weakling and give him a quick pounding (I'm kinda huge in stature). But such stunts in d wrong setting can be fatal. An average hausa man is very skilled wit d dagger.

sirOrubebe:
Those Northerners -- majority of them -- have no regard for life. I remember the day one was harrassing me at ring road, Benin to "come and change" dollars... I just told him "I go slap you o" the next thing I heard was "walahi tai lai" and this dude actually drew out a dagger from underneath his danshaki (or whatever is the name of that agbada they wear)

Omo na so I quickly retreat, turn around and enter crowd o.

Was he alone? If he was then u got scared too early. Ive lived in d north all my life but d hausa man in most cases will only engage if he is almost certain of winning. If I were u and was sure he was alone, I'd hav grabbed d nearest branch or log of wood. D rest wld be history!

gabazin080:
another lie from apc. believe dis news at your own peril.

btw how 23k wan epp artisans for this buhari era

23, 400 BENEFICIARIES! Haba comprehension.

Only God knows what women want in this life. A guy tells u he loves u after two weeks of association and its weird to u. He doesn't after six months and all hell is let loose. Me I hardly use that line for women in Nigeria because in a very abnormal way they ridicule u wit it. Very funny how being genuinely expressive buys you ridicule. That's exactly an ingriedent of the Nigerian paradox. Lies cut it better!

I trust myself in these kinda issues. I will tell her IMMEDIATELY I notice. The fact she is my babe makes it even easier for me. What kinda woman takes offence in such revelation from her lover? Armpit own is even killing enough talkless of vagina!

alcmene:
He should as a matter of fact ban anyone bearing a muslim name from entering US.

They are all the same......

I have a muslim surname but I was born a Christian. What happens to people like us?

onlysose:
This oba dey very lucky say no be Audo be governor

will Audu even go to the palace in the first place? He can NEVER try that with Audu. Who da hell is an Olubunu (town champion) b4 a Governor of a state? We just have everything upside down in our miserable country.

WaleEkun:
If it is one yeye Oyinbo o, the Oba will shake or even prostrate for the Oyinbo, abi?

exactly my thoughts reading through this. Very very backward thinking people we are!

disumusa:
oloriburuku omoale ajaja ayebaba yaya konidara we okun people are people of policy ,culture norms and value people let him go and do that nonsense to egbira ajaja people

u just insulted a whole ethnic group because of the inadequacy of one man man yet u speak about "norms, culture and values?" U just shot yourseld!

sleeknick:
I just pity this country. I think it's really time for revolution. The people against the government. Make we kukuma destroy the country start over again. It's too much sef. Every time from frying pan to fire. Weda it's apc or pdp i don't give a hoot. I don't even think there is any political divide in this country. They are all one body acting a script. These same people who bash each other have their secret place of meeting where they strategize for their next move. It's time for we as a people in unity to fight this government and oust all of them. Very incompetent set of people in leadership positions. I watched a movie yesterday "Snowden" in that movie it wasn't even the fact that America is spying on the whole world that got my attention. It's the level of intelligence these people have. I was baffled. As it is, america is already in the future while Africa is still trying to copy their past. 
I get sick to my stomach when i see how our youths who are supposed to be the leaders of tomorrow let themselves to be used as pawns by these politicians for their selfish gains. 
It is time to take OUR country back! 
It's not Apc or PDP who owns the country. It's you and i. Trust me. Even if leadership changes hands it's still going to continue like this or even worst. The political system needs to be purged. 
Lets start making the noise! 

REVOLUTION!!! 
I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!!! 
Lets kick off this trend. 
I'm ready to give my life for this course i swear! 
#GIVEMEMYCOUNTRY

U have really captured my thoughts this morning my brother but I will give u an alternative to giving your life. Our rudderless youths are the most compromised in this country and dont seem to stand for anything anymore which is most unfortunate. Can u imagine what a contribution of #1000 from one million youths rightly channelled with serious vigour will do in our political space btw now and 2019? What does it take to articulate a revolutionary party ideology and market it within our space lets say within the next one year? Is it true that like in d words on Lord Lugard that an African man is INCAPABLE of planning his future? The country is actually ripe for a BLOODY revolution (and has been ripe for several years now) but a very strategic political revolution will surprise these old fools that rule our political space now. They usually wanna deceive us with empty words like "experience" and all that but if I may ask wat political experience does Trump bring to the table as d 45th American president? I really despair like u these days but very soon, SOMETHING MUST give.

lovat:
May we Never See another Ambulance on this thread again

U r a very VERY funny person. Jeeze I will be laughing all day each time I remember this comment. So ingenious! Hahaha

LordCenturion:
This is not complete without mentione (ilorin) kwara

I absolutely agree with you. I presently live in Ilorin and have lived in some other cities in Nigeria b4 now. The only problem is dat ilorin has very poor facilities (light, water and roads). I presently pay just 50k 4 a really cool single room self con 'tiled to d teeth' around Tanke. D problem is d light is absolutely horrible!

Estharfabian:



With that Abnormal Shape of Head, Lips, Scary Nose And Hair...Nigga Would be single for A LooooooooNG time.



Just look at The Below Average Baboon/Orangutan making Mind boggling demands like he's Dwayne Johnson Or Jay-Z.


dumb Ewu!

Sorry babe but unless u r making strict reference or comparison based on purchasing power and affluence alone, Jay Z is a very bad example of good looks!

DRIFTyKING:
So i just Got this Story from a visitor, he says

” I have a cousin who is in a very serious relationship, and then he decided to meet with the lady’s parents, and introduce himself to them. Alongside the discussion, the mother of the lady popped the question, “How much do you earn Monthly?”. This left my friend speechless, though he was least expecting it but, he had to cover up…..Though he earns a decent sum.

Please i wanna know whether its right for a parent(s) to ask such unbiased question?


http://otownloaded.com/wrong-fiancees-parents-ask-much-earn-monthly/

sorry to say but only a very uncivilized and uncouth parent will ask such a repulsive question. Wtf?

gracyblaze:
I was just lazying around and boom!!!

Please how did they get your bank details? Is it online u uploaded it or how cos I've been hearing different stories concerning that.

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themosthigh:
35 yrs ago the leaders of these people made a decision to support the massacre of igbos during the civil wars.
Ojukwu saw what was coming and warned All Nigerians about it but they didn't hear him.
Now people minorities from villages where people like gowon and ty danjuma who lead the massacre of igbos during the civil war for the unity of nigeria are now being cleansed on a daily bases by their Hausa/Fulani compatriots.
Are we to cry for them or accept it as the laws of karma?
The future of Nigeria is bleak and it is sad to say that without true federalism or outright breakup we are going to be seeing more massacres in Nigeria. Infact I foresee the possibility of a genocide to wipe out ethnic minorities in kaduna and bauchi etc.

little boy has obviously regurgitated all that has been stuffed in your head. 35yrs ago? The civil war was btw 1967 to 1960 so do d math. Dont delve into issues you don't have a grasp of ESPECIALLY on public fora lest u make yourself look lowly. Genocide? I wish most people that use that word actually know the meaning!

Its obvious Nigerians have been so traumatized by previous "promise and fail" govts dat their brains aren't functioning properly anymore. It pains all the agents of hate and pessimism that inspite of the strangulating economic conditions of the country, this govt is showing commitment to bettering the lives of youths ACROSS BOARD in the country. I asked this question b4 and I ask it again, has there EVER been ANY govt in d history of this nation that has SIMULTANEOUSLY REMOVED 200,000 people from the labour market b4? I know some upside down logic people will quote stats of hw jobs have been lost in d past months but does that take d essence of this effort away? We r just a hopelessly hateful and retrogressive lot. Campaign promises are been fulfilled in specifics and som people are busy shouting "lies" when d proof is staring u in d face.

Just don't call her EVER again. Ive done that three times with different girls and three times it has worked because they ALWAYS come back months later. Its a potent measure if u have been a good guy by every standard in d rship. My conscience is my biggest judge in any rship that's why I NEVER look back once I'm gone. Be like me my friend. Once you r a man of good standards, Ill mannered women would naturally not last with you. Most of them these days think being equal is d same as acting crazy at every opportunity.

Princess4ng:
Hmmmmm... But thats also bad of David... As a yoruba boy that he is... We all know yoruba are very good in according Respect to elder ones

I actually used to think that unyil I moved to yoruba land two years ago. The respect is superficial as yoruba ladies in particular are a bundle of ill manners and horrible attitude ESPECIALLY to non yoruba speaking people. The "respect" is onlu feigned in most cases, the children here dont greet SURPRISINGLY compared to d north where Ive lived all my life.

1stCitizen:
Sorry to jump into your rant but I had to because I was almost in the same boat as you until a week ago. Our so called fairer skin people you mentioned uphold the values of Christianity more than us, just that they do not practice what we practice and that is religion. Christ preached love, forgiveness and hard work.

In Africa we preach money, intolerance, jealousy and miracles. See the difference. Our fairer skinned brothers will give all they have to make a brother happy. In Africa we strive to bring our brothers down.

The preachers among our fairer skinned brothers will shun all manner of luxury, come to establish free schools, distribute free religious reading materials etc while our dark skin brothers will fleece even the poorest in their congregation to establish very expensive elite schools. The reading materials distributed by Nigerian preachers turn them into billionaires.

Abroad the big church feeds the outreaches and foreign missions while in Nigeria, the smaller struggling churches and outreaches have to remit a percentage of their takings to the headquarters monthly as some form of franchise arrangement. Religion is business in Nigeria.

Tell me why God will not turn his eyes away from such a nation. If it was you a mere mortal, would you not? Its just a matter of time before he even decides to take action and destroy it.....a murderous,corrupt, wicked, dark minded, materialistic, thieving, jealous breed of humans.

Jesus u perfectly expressed what has been trapped in my mind for a while now. Ur enlightenment is great and I admire ur mind. God bless you!

Sammypope4all:
Am gonna say it and I don't and regret sayin it on a day like this. You are a fool.

You're so blinded with your hate and bigotry that you align yourself with what you've obviously heard somewhere. My advice, just take a stroll of mockery to any Catholic Church nearby, listen attentively to the mass and text me if you ever will hear the prayers ended with "in the name of Mary" get your facts right and stop being an ignorant anus. Am sure you're one of the yahoo pastors butty lickers. Ode radarada

Honestly my friend u tried by dignifying him with a reply. When someone displays such outrageous ignorance in quantum within such little space, allowing him wallow becomes d best option for me. Any protestant that attends d mass NEVER listens to anything being said because of an already gravely prejudiced mind. If only they would google and simply read d words of d 'Creed' of d church alot of them would'nt continue this 'Catholics worship Mary' crap line. A professor I really used to respect absolutely made a fool of himself b4 me once and dissolved his rep b4 me with that single line. Truth is, what we don't understand, we often demonize!