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LionDeLeo:
I disagree with him on that. But do you know who a mechanical engineer is? If you do, you won't compare him with a mechanic, even if the engineer doesn't know what he studied.

No professor in mechanical engineering does what a mechanic does. They are in related field bit absolutely different.

I know o bros and that's why I also know that no person that isn't trained in medicine can perform surgery successfully. I see countless young engineers around that can't service a generator. That's my pointl its easy to delve into and deputise in the work of an engineer than a doctor. No long story.

Kentura:
1- Old age

2- Poverty

3- Giving birth to a gay son

4- Having a daughter with no morals.. That jumps from d!ck to d!ck..

2, 3 and 4 are very controllable. You no too get wahala.

obonujoker:
Doctors are just big greedy thieves.... instead of them to be content with what they earn, they will always want more....

Even engineers that are more important, never see work, talk less of being paid well, yet they don't complain much.....

Did you just say engineers are more important? Jesus in Nigeria, Mechanics do better work than 'mechanical engineers' and masons can apply plans better than many architects and builders. I'm not a doctor o but this your statement reeks of contempt.

I am neither Igbo nor Yoruba but even yoruba men know that Igbo girls are prettier than yoruba girls. Let's not even factor in the 'smelling propensity' of an average yoruba girl. I don't have any reason to diss. Just saying what I know...

justineu:
3 rounds a day?

Exactly my thoughts. I remember a conversation with my doc I had like 5yrs ago and I told him I was doing 3 a day and he was alarmed. He asked "do u hav to kill yourself?". Truth is the older you get, the less you care about satisfying a lady's sexual needs especially if single. Now if I giv my babe one very good, long round na lock up for the rest of d day. No b food.

Ilekokonit:
No matter what you try, you can not out last a vibrator that uses batteries and last for 4 hours.

But men have been chasing futilities since time immemorial.

Why not do your best and leave the rest instead of swallowing all sorts and dying of heart attack just to please a woman all because you choose to be conditioned by the unreasonable expectations of women who don't even understand the anatomy and physiology of the male member.

Same way some men will try to "unnecessarily" "over"compensate with mouth action and earn themselves throat cancer by swallowing too much HPV (Human Papilloma Virus) the same virus that causes cervical cancer.

Just ask the Hollywood star Michael Douglas how he got throat cancer from MouthAction.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10094693/Michael-Douglas-oral-sex-caused-my-throat-cancer.html

I may do mouth action but I NEVER..... I MEAN NEVER swallow wat comes out no matter how odorless it is. Guys wey dey do dat one, I pity their ministry.

Fawklicant:
Before you continue chanting your misguided rants, please mention instances where your life or any other Nigerian's has been threatened with death anywhere in southern Nigeria by virtue of your religious or tribal affiliations. Every Nigerian lives freely in the sw, se, ss without fear. How is your case different? Can you say the same for the north where a cartoon is published in Denmark thousands of miles away and your Hausa slave masters deemed it fit to massacre southerners in retaliation as if one of them drew the cartoon.
The problem is you've grown accustomed to slavery that your sense of judgement has been beclouded and for that you may be forgiven. Since you've run away from the north that you so much cherish its people's , and now contemplating leaving south maybe you'll move into cotonou and spare US the agony of putting up with your tomfoolery. It's beyond salvage.

why is the thing paining you so much? See how venomous you sound already ain't that enough proof? The problem with the most unintelligent people around is that they believe their opinion MUST be shared by all and that's why all you have been doing is curse and curse. I have travelled my friend and seen alot of places both home and abroad and that's why I can hold a wider world view and express myself here without cursing. Your rants will not change the fact that 8 out of 10 'other Nigerians' will still prefer to pitch in the north than the SW, SE and SS. Have you ever asked yourself why? These are verifyable facts you see everyday you walk around these places. Now drop your next round of curses...

MhizzAJ:
So Halima Abubakar is from Kogi State They all look beautiful

Ebira babes. She and Mercy Johnson!

Fawklicant:
You are obviously very slow and shallow in your thinking. "Twice" you said you've been saved by an imam. Please tell us in all your years spent with Yorubas and Igbos, how many times did your miserable pathetic ass licking slave life need saving? You walked around freely, practiced your religion freely, twanged their women freely without inhibition and you are eternally grateful to the one who doesnt guarantee your freedom? If that is not total bumboclaat fvckery, I don't what else is!

U didn't need saving because I simply couldn't even live long enough amongst them. I lived long years in the north and thought I had had enough until I relocated. Its already obvious that If I dont get outta here soon I wont be getting any saving hand as it will be too late. Another example is how u r cursing and deriding me because I have an opinion. Guess u r either Igbo or yoruba so u c wat I mean? The fact that in most cases we r supposedly of the same faith makes it worse. Ask any neutral in Nigeria who has experienced the three major tribes on different levels and I bet u 80% will share my position. No matter how much u curse, that wont change.

stuffs4me:
This one is ashamed of his hometown. Typical bastarrd mentality.

You are nothing but a bloody chongai bastarrd.
You are nothing but a worthless banza bakwai (seven bastarrd)


In case you don't realise it, chongai people like you are the most untrustworthy pigs I've ever met. Fellow chonhai people like yourself avoid their fellow chongai brothers.

Yoruba Muslims are far more trustworthy than your Hausa slave masters.

Kid must u curse? Wen u r ready, try again. I'm not chongai as earlier said.

new2020:
Trust me, Yorubaa are worst than Hausa-Fulani. I know them personally. I was born and bred in SW...I speak fluent Yorubaa; so I know them very well. I also lived in the North too. I speaking specifically of Hausa- Fulani here.

Thank God you understand my point.

Imarnuel04:
Tamper with their religion and they kill you faster than they made friends with you . That's the thing, you can't take away religion. I'm a middle belt Christian as well and have lived in many Northern including Zaria and Bauchi. Totally agree with you though, they are really trustworthy people

My brother go and live with yorubas or igbos and u will perfectly understand the point Im trying to make. As bad as they are, they are still far better than those other two.

Nowenuse:
Stay there and be fooling yourself. I am a middlebelt christian too.

Can you tell me of what use is a trusted friendship when the so called friend can butcher you overnight just because of an ordinary religious issue?

Left for me Hausas are pure hypocrites who fake friendship and can fake it a long time till death as long as there is no opportunity for religious bloodshed and discrimination. But let the slightest religious issue come up and you see their true colours.

Twice in my life I have been saved by an Imam when all the Christians in my neighbourhood (including pple with military background) bolted their doors and ignored our screaming for help. Im not defending them but stating things as they are. Compared to yorubas and Igbos for example in terms of all round reliability, they have d edge.

stuffs4me:

You are a bloody chongai bastarrd.
You are a worthless banza bakwai (seven bastarrd)

You are worse than vomit in the eyes of the Hausas. Which is why they use you and your people as slaves and a true born slave like you will always look to please his masters all the time. Hausas hate your people like dog_shit and always kill and massacre your people in hundreds yet slaves will always be slaves.


Your inability to make friends in a town can only be attributed your low self esteem and slave mentality.

Im not chongai. Try again...

new2020:
"Hausa-Fulani can never love you back not matter how much love you show to them. In fact the more love you show them, the more they plot against you." Nnamdi Kanu 2015. Innoson taught he was showing them love by helping to repair Nigerian Aircraft, only for them to be plotting to deal with him. First, they gave him billions to move his company to Kaduna, refused. They used GTB to coerce him to move his company to Lagos or Ogun, he refused. What angered them was hearing that Innoson has completed plans to open another plant in Akwa Ibom; this right there infuriated them, and they moved against him.

That statement by Nnamdi Kanu is the biggest lie ever told. Granted Hausa's can be very irked by religious differences and kill in that regard but in that same way, some of them can lay down their lives to save yours. I am a middle belt Christian who was born schooled in Zaria, father permanently resident in Minna and I currently live in a Yoruba town. Compared to the yorubas I will take the Hausas a million times over. As for the Igbos I dont even know how much they can love themselves talkless of other people. Since I moved to this yoruba town Im tellin u about, I haven't been able to make a single friend in three full years. Don't allow anybody deceive u especially if u haven't lived among the Hausas. Take away that religion and you have the most reliable people you can live with and trust ESPECIALLY when compared to the other major ethnic groups!

ezewealth:
I remember when Abu came to absu for a conference, I was opportune to interact with some of them, I was disappointed. After that day, I and my negros kept on saying "is this the great ABU ppl dey talk about". I lost my respect for that school.

Come and interact with me. I don't even know what ABSU means.....

Wiseandtrue:
Who dash them

They are leading UI UNN Joke of the century

I bet you have never been to ABU. Just go there once and see the quality of infrastructure. Has arguably been the best for a very long time in that regard.

That is how my supposed girlfriend came to my house and saw me doing multiple chores and instead of joining me sat down and was chatting and playing zuma on her phone. As it is now, I know that the possibility of me ever settling down with her is less than 5%. Truth is that many guys can do most of the things ladies think they know how to do. The REAL ones just need som1 they can rely on to be ingenious in some situations. Not a manicure obsessed block head with an over bloated sense of entitlement!

JoeMaddog:
I usually don't argue with dunderheads but lemme spare you some few lines.
How many over qualified youth applied for the job before he was picked?
You are obviously living in denial if you think that boy was picked based on qualification.

I must disagree wit ur position bro because as the first son of a first class traditional ruler in Nigeria, he could have gotten himself into much more prestigious and better paying parastatals in Nigeria but he chose d police. I have students who left sec sch in 2014 and have very modest parents who are already in their 3rd yr in d kano police academy. With a buckinham degree, I d son of a commoner will NEVER waste myself in d Nigerian Police. As much as u will wanna look at this, it actually looks very modest to me(if u really understand the extant of influence the emir of kano weilds in Nigeria)

I lived two stone throws from this man's house during my undergraduate days in ABU. Gyallesu (the area) was like a colony on its own run by him in an Iranian way. His motorcade will speed by with young armed men clearing d way as they went. Very horrible looking all black wearing men with red patches on their clothes. Every student and family that lived around that his street always lived in fear. Truth is Zakzaky met his match in Buhari. The man was simply a law unto himself! Although his men hardly ever confronted anyone, their presence and looks was sufficient psycho terrorism to last you a lifetime.

Welcome to my Alma Mater. The Largest University In sub Saharan Africa.

Hozier:
Nice story..... I have read better fiction in the literature section though.

The moment I read "she walked into my room with a baseball bat" I knew you were lying.

My thought exactly. Who plays baseball around here?

Has anyone noticed that most of these evil companies hardly set up in the North? As 'illiterate' as the Northerners are, they are still d boldest pple who wont be treated like shit ESPECIALLY if they hav managed to acquire any form of education. Na burn dem go burn dat building down bear anybody wey dem hands fit hold.

Milonis:
Personally i don't stand for any politician or monarch neither do i kneel or bend to any. I only stand for the national anthem. Nothing more

God save you if u ever enter a first class Emir's palace and don't kneel or stand when others are standing. U hear?

qualityGod:




I cant blame you because I know how it feels to survive on that peanut call a salary and you still guide the looters

God will help u guys


A police constable is paid 47000 naira monthly, rent inclusive and you say bail is free or what

With a degree from a first class university in Nigeria I thought 8hrs daily for two years and never earned up to 30k in dat time. A constable wit at most sec sch leaving cert earns a whopping 47k yet u giv him justification to be a kidnapper? Then pple like us shld already be combining internet fraud with terrorism, kidnapping, armed robbery and every vice u can think of. The NPF is just an ignoble organization and breeding ground for criminals.

Not when you are a graduate of ABU will u ever be intimidated by a graduate of any other Nigerian university. Produced more prominent personalities than UNILAG and undoubtedly has the STRONGEST and MOST INFLUENTIAL alumni Association in Nigeria. Infrastructurally too, UNILAG dey learn. What more can I say?

Woman with the issue of blood. "who touched me?". Imagine u were one of the disciples around him when he asked that seemingly stupid question.

BlowBack:
I have never seen a more useless and non-contributing corner of Nigeria like Okene.

To make matters worse, rather than tap into the advantages that a federal Road linking the south to the north (and the only viable and most pliable route), the people of Okene have constituted themselves as a nuisance to motorists and commuters plying through Okene.

The level of harassment, roadblocks by miscreants, armed robbery and now kidnapping that occurs on that route makes the Okene axis of the Lokoja Rd, the most dangerous highway in Nigeria second only to Maiduguri routes.


If these louts who have nothing but a federal Road passing through their God foreskin slum town can be so emboldened to harass commuters and motorists what would have been the case if they were from the oil rich Niger Delta?

The Federal Govt should urgently consider an alternative route bypassing that criminal enclave and consider also granting Okene independence (whether they like it or not) and fencing them off with a 25ft concrete wall guarded 24/7 by armed guards.

Okene and Ebira people no get head.

If you think I am talking trash, ask around and you will find out that not a day passes without at least 3-4 commercial buses being robbed or their occupants kidnapped. These Ebira criminals will even settle for 20k and if you don't have money they will recycle you into ritual raw material. Am not making this up. In the entire Kogi only that useless town with their delinquent population are the problem. Travel through Igala land - no problem. Travel through Okun land - no problem. Travel through Bassa-Nga land - no problem. But when you dare pass that useless desolate godforesaken Okene - you must encounter one or two rubbish.

The same Okene is the most southern garrison of Boko Haram and there are documented cases of Ebira idiots joining BH just like Kabiru Sokoto who happens to be Ebira but claims Sokoto for that was were he did his almajiri education. Even during the previous Jos crisis, two bus loads of Ebira touts were intercepted on their way to Jos armed with dangerous weapons. When interrogated they said they were on a mission to revenge fulani killings by Berom people. If there ever was a slave and wannabe Ab0ki it is the most useless Ebira people.

Any Ebira idiot who quotes me, know that your mate dey farm csssava for delta.

Idiots

I have no doubt in my mind, u r either Igala, Okun or Yoruba. No matter how much you try to destroy the image of Ebiras, diserning minds know which ethnic groups make better associates. Just don't die of the hate.

dokiOloye:
This is d part where I love d 'average' northern muslim.
If na Odedapo/Ayebode ppl,dem for don 'claim it' based on say pastor tell them say they will meet unmerited favour soon.
But d honesty of d average northern muslim is canceled out by his propensity for violence,especially if you are not one of them.Ordinary traffic misunderstanding,they'll nearly burn U alive if U can't speak hausa.
In summary,I'd choose d thieving christian to d honest average northern muslim.

religion is the problem of the north. The barbarism of burning suspected thieves alive in the north never happens. I see cult wars and street fights claim several youths in the south every day. I've lived in d north and I've lived in d south. Once u choose a good area in d north as a christian or non indigiene, u r relatively safe. Its not d same in d south.

Ngozi123:
It may be because she has something to hide. It's custom in Igbo culture for your relatives to do a thorough investigation into your potential spouse and their family history. Many Igbo women view marrying out as a way to avoid these things.

What u said makes alotta sense. But seriously would you subscribe to this kinda subjectiveness in choosing a life partner? She is very ignorant of her culture and is from imo (the rippers of Nigerian grooms)

cstr1000:
The sad thing here is that your women are not good enough.
When a Yoruba man makes it, he thinks of an Igbo wife.
When an Igbo man makes it, a Yoruba wife is the last thing on his mind.

Sorry o and I am neither yoruba nor igbo but I see several Igno women settling for non-igbos and yorubas these days. Is there something wrong with igbo men instead? My last two gf's were igbo and d present one knacking her head all over town too is igbo. And I encourage her to look 'igbowards' but she doesn't listen at all. I pray d faith of d previous two don't befall her. Sweet women though.

What gives women the notion that only they are entitled to "mood swings?". To me the inability to control these swings is a sign of immaturity. We can't be laughing one minute and the next, unprovoked you start making trouble out of a trivial matter in the name of 'mood swing' and u expect me to accommodate? That's crap. Two of us will start swinging our moods since its now a see saw!