Offpointng: Anywhere else is better than Nigeria, I just want to japa from Nigeria by any means possible, Nigeria is hell bla bla. na dem be this o and until you japa that japa wey dey hungry you go you won't know how Blessed Nigeria is
I love my country so much nobody can convince me on why any country is better than Nigeria when it comes to standard of living. I've visited UK once and I'm glad it wasn't japa that opened my eyes as to how abroad really is, I'm sure I would have been regretting like Segun is atm
From Today, Any Nigerian who curses Nigeria remain cursed and the curses extending to his/her family and same goes to those that Bless her
They can never understand,Japa Japa as if money would be picking on the street,Japa goes wrong.Nothing sweet like home.
Esseite: See how all of them are standing on the sidelines.. if it was a muslim country, black country or less white country, ships and foreign armies would have infiltrated the country..
If you travel by air a lot, beware of over friendly chatty seat Neighbour's.
This older lady comes and sits next to me inside the plane. She asked me to help her put her bag in the overhead luggage compartment. But a gentleman sitting across quickly came through. (I am not very tall, and the overhead luggage compartment is something I try to avoid at all costs. Immediately she sits down she strikes up a conversation. She was very pleasant and well spoken. So, we chatted all through the flight to Dubai.
Suddenly, when the pilot announced that we were now proceeding to begin our descent into DXB, my good friend 'developed' stomach pains. Me with my good heart, I pressed the steward's button, and the stewardess came to find out what the problem was. I told her my seat mate was not feeling well.
And this lady, she suddenly began to address me as 'my daughter'. The stewardess told me that there was nothing they could do except give her some painkillers and wait until we landed.
The pilot announced that we had a medical emergency on board and advised us all to stay calm. My new friend was crying and sweating like crazy. And she refused to let go of my hand... everyone assumed we knew each other.
So, we landed at DXB and the same gentleman who helped put up her luggage in the overhead compartment removed her luggage.
But as he removed the luggage, he advised me to distance myself from this lady and make it clear to the cabin crew that we were NOT travelling together. He was a godsend!
So indeed, the cabin crew came and asked me if we were related, I categorically told them we had met on the plane. I didn't know her at all. So, we began to disembark and as I said goodbye, she kept begging me to carry her handbag. I was so torn... but the gentleman looked me in the eye and emphatically shook his head. He passed me a note telling me to let the cabin crew handle her.
So, I exit the aircraft and leave my 'new friend' to wait for the wheelchair and be handled by the cabin crew feeling very guilty.
As we waited for our luggage to come through, I hear this commotion. My 'new friend' was running, trying to escape the cabin crew, having gotten out of the wheelchair! She left the stewardess with her handbag and just ran towards the exit with the rest of her hand luggage!
Luckily the airport police were faster than her. They got hold of her and brought her back in handcuffs.
This lady starts calling out to me. my daughter... my daughter! how could you do this to me..... that's when I caught on. She was carrying drugs and she was trying to implicate me!
Luckily for me, the gentleman who had helped her with her luggage came forward and told the airport police that me and her had just met on the plane.
The police took my passport and asked her to reveal my full names if it was true we were travelling together. By God's grace, I had not even told her my first name! I was still asked to follow the police to a little room where I was questioned extensively.
Where did I meet her?... where did I board... where did she board. Etc... And my luggage was extensively searched and dusted for fingerprints. They dusted all her luggage, and my fingerprints were not found anywhere on her luggage or on her handbag!
I was let go with advice never ever to touch anyone's luggage either in flight or at the airport. So, from that day, I don't care how much luggage you have, you will deal with it yourself. I will not even offer you a trolley to put your luggage on! Your luggage... your problem.... is my policy.
And if you can't reach the overhead compartment, and I am the nearest person, please call the cabin crew because all I will do is give you a blank stare and then look away!
ElBenny: Back in my NYSC camp, Afikpo, Ebonyi State, I had this friend.
We met at the registration desk on the first day of my arrival. He was behind me on the queue to the "Book of Life" registration.
I remember cracking a joke right there, everyone laughed, he responded with another joke that prompted another loud mass of laughter.
I took interest in him instantly (I'm highly attracted to sarcastic and humorous people), and we got talking instantly.
We completed the registration that evening together and even "hustled" to get our mattresses and a convenient bed space.
You know, it's good to have one person you're attached to in a new environment/adventure as that makes your adaption easier.
We did a lot together, walked to the auditorium together, ate meals at mammy Market together, went to the parade ground together, even though we were in different platoons.
Since he told me his name was John, I fondly called him Johnny.
Oh the very last day of camp, the atmosphere had an exit setting.
Everyone was parting ways here and there, I and Johnny parted ways at the gate.
I hopped into the bus that would convey I and other corps members back to Port Harcourt and realized I hadn't exchange phone numbers with Johnny.
I called him out from the bus that was already moving slowly and beckoned on him to input his phone number hurriedly as I handed out my phone to him.
He inputed his phone number in less than 10 seconds and returned the phone back to me.
Coincidentally my mobile data was on and truecaller displayed his number as "John Thomas."
Of all names, why JOHN THOMAS? �
Lolz. I no save the number again, I've not heard from him for 3 months now AND THAT'S OKAY! �
Nothing concern me and my fellow man "amu"
You loose,do you know what that guy can do for you in future to come?there is always a reason we met different people at different places, it's all God designed, and you didn't save his number because of common name.if I may ask you John and Thomas is a name of person right,So why are you thinking like a Pauper?
Popesuccess: I have notice that some of the things we do in this country in the name of culture and tradition is Causing poor Nigerians more trouble and we need to change.
1. High Cultural cost of marriage.
2. High Cultural cost of burial. A man in my church have not being able to perform the burial rites for his mother because he will at least one million to do it. He is the only child.
3. Transporting dead bodies from the place they died to the village.
Thank God am a Muslim no time for nonsense,if you pretend to die we would bury you.
odinson1: The simple reason is, she doesn't love you bro. She married you only because she had no other option at the time. Know this that a woman will break all rules, raise hell if she has to, to have sex with a man she likes. If she's constantly giving you excuses for an extended period of time, or making demands before she allows you in, it means you're sexually unattractive to her bro, she settled for you.
Women will come on this thread now and give nonsense excuses about her being tired, depressed etc but for how long can one be consistently tired that she only has sex with her husband once in 3 months?
Why are you men just so blind to reality? Damn! You'll jus rush into marriage because of love without making sure the person you're marrying isn't settling for you. You'll give her a comfortable live in the marriage, she'll deny you sex and you'll come to Nairaland to ask for advice.
Women will tell you to continue treating her right, talk things out with her etc. But it never works, trust me. If your wife settled for you, she'll deny you sex and use it to control you. When she needs a new handbag that is very expensive, she'll deny you sex and wait for you to buy it for her first before she allows you in.
Then she repeats the process for another demand and so on and so forth. Is that how you want to live the rest of your life as a man? Begging and paying your WIFE for sex. I'm tired of you men really, y'all lack balls and that is why women use Sex to control you.
Wittyglam: Parents it’s time you start monitoring your wards, I know it’s not easy but you have to try. Make your kids your best friend, visit them on campus.
Be friends with their friends. A 16years old girl went to do family planning just to please her boyfriend, so they can have sex the way they want. She doesn’t understand the danger she is putting herself in.
Stop trying to do the wrong things all in the name of love, stop trying to please people.
author=Rozross post=116615333]We already know it’s free sex that has occupied your mind, you can deceive others but not me[/quote]You are just the best bro.
StagethemTVee: Dino Melaye shows off as he drives out in his $400,000 (N280,000,000) Rolls Royce Phantom. Dino sure knows how to get some attention after the mud slinging between him and Femi Fani Kayode.
uote author=mariahAngel post=115441541]For me, my favourite part of the chicken is the wing. Not just any wings, the orobo type of chicken wings that have enough skin.
AdemolaVictorTv: The Home-based Super Eagles have arrived in Ghana ahead of the Qualifiers for the African Nations Championship also known as CHAN. The team will face the home-based Ghana team on Sunday, the 28th of August 2022 by 5pm Nigerian time. The first leg of this tie will be played at the Cape Coast Sports Stadium in Ghana. While the second leg will be played at the MKO Stadium in Abuja on Saturday, the 3rd of September.
The winner after the two games will qualify for the 2022 CHAN which will actually be played around January in 2023. A total of 18 teams will be participating at the main tournament, and a win for Nigeria at the end of both legs will ensure we are one of 3 countries from WAFU Zone B to qualify for CHAN.
Ghana started their qualification campaign with home and away victories over Benin last month and they would also be hoping to stop Nigeria yet again from qualifying an international competition.
Nigeria have only qualified for CHAN 3 times out of 6 editions, and this time around the team will be hoping to make it to the main competition. Our best finish at the tournament was when we came second in 2018 losing to Morocco in the finals. Ghana has also been at the tournament 3 times out of 6. And their best finish was as silver medalist in 2009 and 2014.
The last time Nigeria faced Ghana at CHAN was in 2014 at the Semi-final stage where Ghana defeated Nigeria 4-1 via penalties after playing a goalless draw for 120 minutes. Nigeria ended up finishing third at that tournament while Ghana finished second. Super Eagles B is Coached by Salisu Yusuf who took the Eagles B to a silver finish in 2018 in Morocco.
Nigeria Super Eagles B VS Ghana Black Galaxies - 2022 CHAN Qualifiers - Match Preview
TMKsouth: King Misuzulu kaZwelithini had to kill a lion and face a black bull head-on in a kraal two days before being crowned the ruler of the Zulu nation in South Africa.
His traditional coronation was held this past Saturday in KwaZulu Natal.
What is so special in killing a lion, when you hold a better riffle like the one he hold.funny people.i thought he would use bare hand like Samson in the bible.
Adetayo41: My wife has been depriving me intimacy for the past 1 months, i touched her yesternight, she declined, and later in the middle of the night, I caught her using a vibrator, although I did as if I was sleeping,
Watch the moment Anthony Joshua gets angry and stormed out of the boxing ring after losing to Oleksandr Usyk who remains the unified champion of the world …
Ekini olule Ekeji olule. Lol......why is he getting angry after defeat?he should go back to stage and meet Usyk to collect wotowoto again.
Apostle Johnson Suleman's Daughter Conducts Deliverance, He Reacts (Video)
The congregation of Omega Fire Ministries, fell under uncontrollable anointing as the second daughter of its General Overseer, Divine Johnson Suleman conducts deliverance, IGBERETV reports.
The daughter of the clergyman was seen conducting a powerful deliverance session for the youths and teens of the church, which left many people in amazement.
Taking to his Facebook handle, Apostle Johnson Suleman shared the video of the deliverance session, with the caption;
inoki247: This one jus wan ban himself from winning trophy again.....
Man Utd wey dey go relegation this season nd start to play Championship League na him e go join.....
You can never understand,make he chop money before his time expire.He knows balon de or is out of reach.So make he make more money before retirement theirs live after retirement no be everything be trophy.
yemite100: I want you to advise me on what to do, I'm finding it hard to ask this girl for sex, she has been with me for the past three days now, we sleep together on the same bed but I'm always scared to touch her in the night, even as i type this message she is beside me watching Korean fil It's really giving me sleepless night, I don't know how to ask her for sex I cant even touch her body.. I need your advice guys..
Travel › Re: My Life As A 29-Year-Old Nigerian In Accra, Ghana by merits(m): 9:18pm On Oct 13, 2022
