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Politics › Re: Buhari Rejects States’ Plan On Unilateral Takeover Of Discos by Meteng: 3:29pm On Jun 18, 2020

As if he knows what is,Discos

Properties › Re: Lagos Warns Against Drilling Boreholes Without Licence, Permit by Meteng: 11:10am On Jun 18, 2020

nairavsdollars:
Is Lagos State Water Corporation still in existence? Is there any functional public tap in Lagos?

Amazing! They're are in existence just to collect money from the borehole you drilled with your own money

Travel › Re: Port Harcourt Pleasure Park And The Legacy Of A “new” Administration. by Meteng: 10:38am On Jun 18, 2020

GeeJack:
The worst part is you actually have to pay to use the park lmao

I no understand bro. You wanted to use it for free before?

Celebrities › Re: Popular Hair Seller Mizwanneka Cries Out After Being Billed ₦1.2m For 2 Tires by Meteng: 8:56am On Jun 17, 2020

If you believe for one minute that it's the hair she's selling that's giving her such monies, you're on a long thing

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Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Calls On The IGP To Release Her Detained Staff by Meteng: 8:02pm On Jun 12, 2020

The President is shocked by this news! sad

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Romance › Re: What's The Most Extreme Measure You Have Taken So You Could Avoid Having Sex? by Meteng: 11:18am On Jun 12, 2020

ValCon888:
This OP is lucky. She has not met a guy that will check her pant to see if she's on her period.

Now, there was this girl, used to come to my house only when she's on her period, to sleep over. She won't near my place if she's not on her period and was "eating" my money steady. I got tired one night, after claiming she's"on", I took her to the bathroom, washed her puna, personally, took her back to the room and quickly penetrated. From then on, it became a free ride for me

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Calls Out Talent Manager Who Allegedly Recorded Her During Sex by Meteng: 3:02pm On Jun 10, 2020

Abeg, who don see the video make e send give me, make I see whether e reach to apologize

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Politics › Re: Buhari Yet To Send Supreme Court Justice-Nominees For Senate’s Confirmation by Meteng: 1:52pm On Jun 10, 2020

If it's request for loan now, he would have sent it since last year sef

Crime › Re: Cross River Witch Burning: Victims Cry For Justice (Graphic Photos) by Meteng: 2:11pm On Jun 08, 2020

Ebenezer2O2O:
stop showcasing your stupidity on every thread.
What concerns Akwa Ibom with this issue?
Unam ikot

Amkpa mien idem o

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Health › Re: Lagos Will Soon Run Out Of Isolation Centres – Akin Abayomi by Meteng: 10:12am On Jun 06, 2020

Let him inform Lie Mohammed who said there's no problem, they can handle the virus and refused to close the borders in time. Stupid people!

Politics › Re: Diezani: Setback In Extradition Moves Over Dominica Republic Citizenship by Meteng: 10:10am On Jun 06, 2020

Esseite:
Not a supporter of crime but wont it be best to catch the apples closest?..

Akpabio is a Minister today
Silva is a Minister today
Amaechi is a minister today
Orji Uzor is a free man today
Ganduje is still Governor today
Uduaghan is walking majestically
Shettima is a Senator today
Alphabeta case file is gathering dust
Fashola is a minister today
Osibanjo's Nema is case closed
Sidika's school feeding is closed
NSA scandal has turned to play
NIA Oke world publicised scandal is gone..
Obasa fresh scandal is not corruption..
Maina is chilling
Okorocha is now a Senator
Theodore Orji is a senator today..
Ajimobi is a free man..
Aregbesola is minister today..
yari is living the dream..
Goje is cruising with his lagesse..
Oshiomole is party chair today..
Babachir lawal is making press statements..
Aishas aide is strolling through the capital..

When EFCC is ready, we would all know..

This is the EOD. I feel like clapping for you. If there's anything like e-clap, take a thousand claps.

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Crime › Re: 17-year-old Girl Connives With Boyfriend To Fake Her Kidnap In Ogun (Photo) by Meteng: 7:03pm On Jun 05, 2020

17 year old girl don dey kpansh, probably since 14 sef

Politics › Re: Buhari Government: 2900 Payments Worth N51bn Paid Into Personal Accounts– BudgIT by Meteng: 7:27pm On Jun 04, 2020

JasonScoolari:
Lol, my bro, I know how zombies operate here, especially the grade 8 zombies.... They'll view this thread and disappear, but create a thread about Reno Omokri being held by the DSS at Addis Ababa Airport, they'll storm the thread and start shouting, "Vomit our Yam

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Congratulations To Npower Beneficiaries by Meteng: 11:24am On Jun 02, 2020

SocialJustice:
You all will soon be relieved so she's trying to make everyone happy before the end.

Romance › Re: Is She Sending Nudes To Every Person? by Meteng: 5:43pm On Jun 01, 2020

Abi make we tell am ni?

Crime › Re: Man Promises To Rape More Ladies After The News Of Uwa's Death. PHOTOS by Meteng: 5:38pm On Jun 01, 2020

Chidexter:
You'd be surprised what a bag of weed and a pinch of Colorado can do.

Bag too plenty, one stick sef

Celebrities › Re: .. by Meteng: 5:36pm On Jun 01, 2020

Dis kind bobi sef

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Federal Govt Releases Details Of Programme To Employ 774,000 Nigerians by Meteng: 6:48pm On May 29, 2020

I thought Keyamo said he'll resign if any politician comes near this programme. Now, why is he the one even announcing the politicians involvement?

Romance › Re: Slay Queen Gives Snake A Blow-Job As Man Fumbles Her Boobs In Public by Meteng: 6:39pm On May 29, 2020

When you take too much drugs

Health › Re: Man Electrocuted To Death In Aba Few Weeks To Traditional Wedding (Graphic Pic) by Meteng: 10:48am On May 29, 2020

He's done it many times before, only unlucky this time.

Health › Re: Ruth, Idahosa's Daughter Recovers From COVID-19, Shares Story by Meteng: 9:53am On May 28, 2020

NwaNimo1:
Holly Communion now being touted as a cure?

What of holly oil?

Read with understanding bro

Romance › Re: Ladies!! If He's Stingy Always Be On Your Period ; Endowed Nigeria Lady by Meteng: 11:15am On May 27, 2020

That's how other gullible ladies will listen to her, no knowing she's being wired left, right, front and back, with or without money. Linda Ikeji comes to mind. Ladies!Listen to her at your own detriment

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Romance › Re: Ladies!! If He's Stingy Always Be On Your Period ; Endowed Nigeria Lady by Meteng: 11:12am On May 27, 2020

Juell:
So it's sex for money? Now I see why men keep calling them that farm tool. A woman that post such pics on social media has nothing to offer than her body.

Look well bros, Na even hotel she take the picture

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Family › Re: Help!!! My Wife Is Putting Me Through This Right Now! by Meteng: 11:10am On May 27, 2020

Bros, I hope you are not married to my former gf o, lol. That's exactly why I left my former gf, I told her we had to break up while in the relationship than to divorce. Told her I'd be dead in 5 years if we marry. I'm glad I did

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Romance › Re: My Ex-boyfriend Sent Me Money by Meteng: 10:50am On May 27, 2020

Genset:
Who rejects money? Lol

Lol. Then she shouldn't be complaining na

Romance › Re: My Ex-boyfriend Sent Me Money by Meteng: 10:48am On May 27, 2020

MEGA4BILLION:
It wasn't weird when you sent him the account number.

Orr, I no come understand

Politics › Re: Femi Adesina: Nigerians Lucky To Have President Like Buhari by Meteng: 8:30am On May 27, 2020

surgical:
being a zombie is the easiest thing because you don't need to use your brain,using the brain is where the work is and the lazy Nigerian youths became zombies to avoid the work

Thank you, bros

Romance › Re: Man Mistakenly Impregnates Ex During Lockdown After Bride Postponed Wedding by Meteng: 6:32pm On May 26, 2020

Which one is "mistakenly" again?

Crime › Re: Mmanti Umoh Raped: KanKan And Dada Twin Story by Meteng: 6:06pm On May 26, 2020

angelfallz:
I didn't assume, if you read my comment carefully you'll see where I said "may".
The twins are 21 years old. Always read carefully please.

Okay, thank you sir

Crime › Re: Mmanti Umoh Raped: KanKan And Dada Twin Story by Meteng: 11:19am On May 26, 2020

angelfallz:
Did it ever occur to you that she may have discussed this with her children?

Well, you are assuming, but we're talking about clear and present realities. Okay, assuming she's discussed it with them, as an adult, she's supposed to know better and hold back a few more years until they become adults and can handle their issues, they're just teens and if they don't have a strong hold of themselves, it can go the other way

Crime › Re: Mmanti Umoh Raped: KanKan And Dada Twin Story by Meteng: 9:19am On May 26, 2020

Davash222:
That woman would have shut her mouth cos of comments like this. She didn't consider the boys before opening up to something like this online.

Truly, I don't think she did the right thing, considering the boys

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