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Officer must be high on Weed. The girl is too ugly to be kissed by an officer.


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WINDSOW:
... And u are a graduate o.

nawa o. so being a graduate means you shouldn't call a spade a spade.

The girl is ugly and only an officer that is 'high' would risk his job to kiss an ugly girl.

PetroDolla3:
you sound like a f00l no wonder your zoo country is a certified Shithole how do you define "fine." can you create an ant? Is physical beauty everything? No wonder nigeria is fvcked!

You'd be surprised how well educated and well behaved that "ugly" girl is. Or that doesn't count for anything in that zoo called Shitnigeria?

No wonder you nigerians are hated all over the world your values are twisted!

Fuckeduppedness

I see you are a Ghanian. Just tell us you are the girl or she is your sister. And we will beg Seun to spare her and remove the post from nairaland.

She copy, copy mistake join.

Lavel ko, lava ni

One thing I don't understand is why you are so pained. Was it done before or after you met?

Business proposal on Tinder Tell another lie abeg

Haha.... Bobo wan Bleep but he no know say na guy dey the other end. And ends up getting bleeped himself.

Olanrewaju92:
House please I don't really understand this on these school's dashboard.
Is it compulsory that I really apply via uni-assist or I send the application direct through courier.

You will apply online on two platforms; The university portal and Uni-assit. After your online application, you have to send your documents to Uni-assit by courier.

Basically, you have to do all three.

abiolaoladipupo:
the lady name was mentioned there, she's shomzy by her facebook name!

I know.

Shomzy, I would kill for that woman. Notice the comma. Literally telling the girl (Shomzy) he would do anything or you can say, kill anybody for his mother. Nowhere did it say he will kill particularly, Shomzy for his mother.

Op is dumb. Why do we even have the same name sef.
Where in the screenshots did he say he will kill his girlfriend for his mother?

The first law of Power:

NEVER OUTSHINE THE MASTER

Always make those above you feel comfortably superior. In your desire to please and impress them, do not go too far in displaying your talents or you might accomplish the opposite - inspire fear and insecurity. Make your masters appear more brilliant than they are and you will attain the heights of power. ( Excerpts from the book, "48 Laws of Power" ).



After your two examples, I must say you need this most. When it comes to power, outshining the masters is the worst mistake of all

They didn't find anything incriminating in the laptop bag and asked for my other luggage. They opened up everything in the bag, searched every part, even my trousers to make sure I didn't hide anything in there. It was all like a shock to me because everything was being done outside the airport in the full glare of everybody.

When they searched everything and didn't find anything incriminating, they started asking me some questions and documents to back them up. They finally let me go after about 30minutes when they were satisfied. Helped me pack my stuffs into the bags and apologized to me. I didn't see the guy anymore at this time but I didn't even care. I was glad I had been set free and the fact that most of the people who were there when it all started were still there when I was absolved made it a bit comforting.


I learnt a hard lesson today. I probably would not talk to strangers anymore in Germany especially those of Arab origin.

And to think I was dressed in Military camouflage and boots today. Bad timing

I was already getting agitated but still tried to keep my calm. They policemen called for backup and soon after, three other policeman arrived with sniffing dogs. Then it was clear to me, I was a terror suspect.

They collected my passport, started asking me questions after questions and telling people to move clear away. I was carrying a laptop bag with me at this time which contained my laptop. They collected the bag, wore gloves and started searching. I swear, I felt like entering the ground because they were a lot of people with me at the Airport at that time and a lot of Romanians who had entered the same flight with me.

Today, I arrived Frankfurt Hahn Airport, Germany from Cluj-Napoca, Romania at 8:30AM. I had finally entered Germany and of course, I was happy. I went through passport control and went to claim my baggage. I have three big luggages, so I took them out one after the other, bought a bus ticket to the Frankfurt Am Main train station so I can take a train to my destination.

I decided to holla at my homies from Cluj. They had told me to notify them when I get to Frankfurt so I went in search of free WiFi and dropped my luggages near the ticket stand. I finally found a free WiFi right at the entrance of the airport. Just when I decided to connect, there was this guy standing beside me, asking me what the time was.

Soon we started talking. This guy was Arab looking but dressed and speaks like an European. He told me he had just got to Germany from Italy and waiting for his Cousin to pick him up. He soon started smoking, offering me one but I rejected it and told him I don't smoke.

Minutes later, a group of Armed German Airport police came circling around us. They started interrogating me and asked me if he was my friend. I swiftly denied he was a friend and told them we had only started speaking minutes ago. I started to understand where the questions were leading to and things soon got to a head-on when they started becoming aggressive and asked us both for our passports.

I knew I was bleeped up when the guy brought out an AFGHANISTAN passport.

I remember having a debate over this topic back in the university. This is a lifelong question that would remain unsolved for a long time.

Though scientists argue the hen came first. This is because the protein that makes the egg shell can only be produced by a hen

Your dick

Odingo1:
Guy stop misleading people here,first you said you where giving visa without deposits and proof of finance, now you open up that you are an Erasmus Mundus students, didn't you know previously that as a scholarship student you are not required to have open block account or show proof of finance for your student visa and people are responding to you thinking that you don't have scholarship because sometimes it happen that embassy issue visa to student without confirming the payment of DB deposits but the person cannot escape it while in Germany because you must show the evidence of it before you will be giving resident permit.
You will not gain anything from lies and pulling peoples leg.

I have nothing to say anymore.

and FYI, I don't remember saying I am a scholarship holder. How would I get a Mundus scholarship with a 2.2 anyway?

Get your facts right. Not everyone in a Mundus program is a scholarship Awardee. No one in my program is a scholarship awardee. Check Mundus programs, they have tuition fees as well as scholarships. So stop committing fallacies.

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Chinzzy:
Where are you aat the moment? If you are not live at the protest, don't come here to talk. Talk is cheap.

I have done that so many times. But sadly, I haven't been in the country for some time now. Buhari's policies is making it hard to get the funds to come home.

Some people have patience o. See how he was talking slowly and they all kept silent and listening.

If I was there, I would have slapped him when he started saying "The damage of 16 years".

How can something that was damaged for 16 years still be a lot better than when it is being repaired?

I have been seeing photos of the protests and sadly, I must say the Buhari-led government were able to suppress it. The turnout was poor compared to the level of publicity it got.

Fellow Nigerians, When will you fight for your rights?

TheValiant:
And if you do? Does that mean you'll go gay?
Come on, man!

I dey fear o. did you see the comment by majour. He says it's addicting.

TheValiant:
About the gay part, that's not true. Being gay is more emotional than physical, its not about what hole you're putting it, its about WHO you're putting it into.

Since you say she's mature, why don't you let her guide you. Women like to try new stuff and wild out! Don't be shy.

Ok. I hear you. Well, I hope I don't like it.

TheValiant:
So why not do it? Are you scared or something?

I am o. Never tried that shit. Even the thought of putting inside the anus gives me shivers.

I'm even more scared I may like it. You know that's how being gay starts.

GloriaNino : You seemed experienced. Tell me more.

cc: newyorks
ellechrystal

She is an expert in it. Used to engage in it in previous relationships.
TheValiant

I met this girl about a month ago. We've been doing it the normal crazy ways but now, she also wants anal.

I told her in my country, 'the butthole is revered' but she no gree.

I'm at a loss on what to do. Crazy things have been running through my mind. My love for V-jay is everlasting but what if.....

Egbami.

UnitedSouthZone:
Southern Region lets Unite.
(South West, South South , South East)
This is the only way to take our nation forward

Unity is good.
But I am for Yoruba secession

Bloggers ehn. I heard of the lady last year and she didn't have penetrative sex with anyone though.

She is an Italian Model based in the US. She promised to give MouthAction for those who voted 'No' in the referendum in Italy if the 'No campaign' won. and they did. So, she is just redeeming her pledge.

Last I heard, She had been on a tour to 6 Italian cities and had a timetable for other cities. But 400 men ehn, I was here thinking no man would go for it.

I swear I wanted to come at you but with your last sentence ehn, you are forgiven

Op is trying to condemn but he liked the post