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Dronoms:
Hey Guys, Anyone here in Kassel? I arrive on saturday and I am in need of a place to stay till I can get mine.

Where were you when I was asking of anyone going to Kassel. Didn't you apply for accommodation? I already got one from the university.

I'll arrive Germany by mid February but sadly I'll be staying in Witzenhausen (30mins from Kassel) since most of my courses are at the faculty in Witzenhausen.

theguvnor:
Yeah. I think the ATM is what I'll use. Thanks bro

That person will be stranded the same way I am stranded.

No withdrawals on foreign ATM with Nigerian Debit Cards. At least, I'm sure of GTB and First Bank.

dreamwords:
Awori is not Yoruba, that's d fact

I'm an Awori from Lagos and I'm Yoruba.

Anyone here studying in Kassel, Fulda or Witzenhausen?

Which of the three cities has a higher percentage of blacks, and more job opportunities. Please help me decide.

I will be in Germany from February, studying in those 3 cities.

vicsterling:
this part I don't get. Are u not a guy like 'em, did the dignity fetch 'em pÜssies?

Sorry I couldn't find a much better word.

Only if you know how they behave. Something like "Na we holy pass".

I'm going to try to keep it as short as possible.

I am an Erasmus student in Cluj and I stay on the same floor with other Erasmus students from different European countries. The people from Turkey( 3male and 2 female) are really reserved due to their Islamic culture bla bla. They relate very well with me because I have a Muslim second name, don't drink beer or eat pork not knowing my atheism has gone deeply far. We talk about odd things ranging from how Romanian women are beautiful bla bla.

So yesterday night around 11, I was in my room chatting with my latest catch when this guy sent me a message about coming to his room to gist. I told him I was coming but minutes later, he showed up at my door. I finally went.

On getting there, he and another Turkish guy started talking about Romanian women, how they want to Bleep one. From his face, I could guess what's happening.

To cut the story short, he told me they've reached a 'point of no return' and they need to Bleep that night. That they've been calling Escorts but either the women don't speak English or their own English is not good enough to communicate (Their English is poor). Hence they need my help.

As a 9ja boy, I said "Say no more". I started work. We started calling and calling. Na there I know say pussy cost. Imagine 300Lei/hour. We finally found one sha. She sent her address and I told her tomorrow.

The guys said they must Bleep this night o. I told them Goodluck. Omo come see begging. I should follow them since they cannot communicate bla bla. I finally concurred. By this time, It was around 1AM. I got dressed and they started the ultimate search for Condom.

We finally took a taxi to the place (people that will rather walk than take a bus of 2 lei; Issokay). Getting to her apartment, they entered as she had provided her friend also. The Romanian lady was like, "Oh! you're black. I Bleep you for free) I ignored her and stayed outside.

So for the next hour (2AM), I was pacing down the street. Cold wan kill me. The guys finally came out after an hour and were like, " Why is it so hot? "

Hot ke? When I'm already freezing.

I'm surprised Kongi can hold them really that real bad to call on me.

Justycxx:
Buy a cucumber

Lol.
Maybe you missed the part where she said she is circumcised. Her sexual needs is compressed, so no need for a cucumber.

The way I run from circumcised women eh.

Some people can be really funny.

There was a girl I was trying to date then, back in the university. We both liked each other. On the day she was to accept, she asked for my CGPA. I just hissed and left her.

Bros Ozodigboo , after reading your comment above me, I have to also ask.

Who made you a Lawyer?

A Brazil-based Nigerian hairstylist has been arrested by Nigerian anti-drug detectives with cocaine hidden inside her bra. The suspect, Nnaji Juliet Ijeoma, 30 was arrested by
officials of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency
(NDLEA) at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport
(MMIA), Lagos on Friday. She was caught with the illicit drug
at the airport during the inward screening of South African
Airways.

If the suspect had succeeded smuggling in the drug into
Nigeria, she stood to reap the sum of N1 million from her
sponsors.

A statement by the spokesman of NDLEA, Mr. Mitchell
Ofoyeju said that the suspect had attempted to bring in the
drug into the country from Brazil. Ofoyeju hinted that the suspected white powdery substance tested positive for cocaine with a gross weight of 535 grams.

The NDLEA spokesperson vowed that the anti-narcotics
agency would continue to make more arrests to prevent drug
couriers from blossoming in Nigeria.

Commenting on the arrest, the NDLEA Commander at the
Lagos airport, Ahmadu Garba said that the incident is being
investigated and immediately the agency was through with its investigation Ms. Ijeoma would be charged to court for
prosecution. He explained that the suspect holds a National Diploma holder in Mass Communication and confessed that she took part in the illicit business because she needed money for her business. She allegedly confessed, “I work as a hair stylist in Brazil where l reside for the past two years. I studied mass communication, but because of lack of job, I work as a hairstylist in Brazil. I was approached to smuggle cocaine to Nigeria and I accepted because of the money involved.

“I needed money for my personal problem. The drug was
prepared inside brassiere and given to me to put on. I did not
know how it was packaged. My role was to smuggle the drug
to Nigeria and collect the sum of N1 million.”

The suspect hails from Enugu State.


Besides, the Chief Executive of NDLEA, Col. Muhammad
Mustapha Abdallah (retd) in his reaction observed that drug
traffickers are becoming more desperate in their mode of
operation. Abdallah, however, vowed that the agency was
determined to counter the criminal plans of drug cartels in the country.

“It is obvious that drug traffickers are getting desperate, but
we are prepared to counter their operations through superior
intelligence.

“The discovery of the drug was a big surprise to the suspect
because she felt her mode of concealment was full proof. l
want drug traffickers to note that no matter how smart they
conceal their drugs, we shall detect them.”

The NDLEA boss added that efforts are on-going to unmask
other suspected members of the syndicate who are working
with International Drug Trafficking Organisations in Brazil.

Lalasticlala


Source

http://saharareporters.com/2016/10/21/brazil-based-nigerian-hairstylist-arrested-lagos-intl-airport-cocaine-concealed-her-bra

Three ways you can avoid pregnancy without a Condom

1. Never ejaculate in her

2. Urinate after Each round of sex

3. If you like Ice-Cream, and you are educated, this one is for you.
Start Calculating her menstrual cycle and calculate her safe period. Ejaculate in her as much as you want during her safe period. She will NEVER get pregnant.

PS: This only works if she has a regular period. DO NOT TRY with women with irregular menstruation.

jakiedudu:
I though 219 chibok girls were kidnaped by boko haram What happened to the remainning 115 girls

Nawa o.

Despite the fact that the reasons are clearly stated in the article twice, you still fail to read it. And to think you posted the article made it very funny.

Useless set of people.
How can a 14year old choose to marry at her own violation? Do Northerners even allow their daughters to marry whoever they please?

Someone take a poisonous substance and the first place you can take her to is a church for prayer and deliverances.


I just hate religion. Makes some people really stupid.

topsyking:
seriously what are u looking for in russia.. do some research before travlling to some countries .. you see how many blacks even nigerians been killed in russia,ukraine.

@ mille.. am surprise to hear that.. i have lived in cluj and nothing like that ever happen.. i think romania are even more friendlier than some eastern europe..hate hungary like shit, try poland .. you will hate yourself..

Oh really? Yes, they are mostly friendly except for some idiots.

What's wrong with Hungary. Never been there but the Hungarian women I have met and talked to love black men like mad. I have lots and lots of date offers from them, very beautiful and above my class. I've been running from them because I don't have enough to be spending on dates. But I surely will go to 2 this weekend.

I'm surprised to hear of Poland. The three Polish colleagues I have (all Erasmus female students) are actually very nice to me. One even told me her sister is married to a black man. I need more info on Poland because I have promised to come visit them in Warsaw after the Erasmus.

Lol.

One thing I ever come to notice in my little sojourn is that you have to be bold and confident. Any act of meekness makes you an easy target.

I mostly don't move around alone here in Cluj, Romania anymore. When I first got here, people were very very curious and stare a lot. It used to make me uncomfortable but somehow, I got bold. Walk and talk with boldness. That way, you intimidate them.

I am uses to walking with my female Polish housemate and friend People used to think we are lovers because we walk around the city together most times. So they always stare at an 'interracial couple' and we do get a lot of jealous looks from the young women, spiteful looks from the old people and young men and hear lots of comments, mostly curious.

So today, we were walking instead of taking a bus to a shopping centre about 20minutes away. Halfway, these two guys came, likely Romanians or Hungarians in their mid 30s. They kept walking up to us with the idiot shouting " Hey man, what are you doing in my country? Go back to your country and leave my country " blah blah blah.

I just ignored him, continued walking slowly and MAJESTICALLY and with real swagger and boldness while chatting hilariously with my friend. When he saw I wasn't intimidated, he had to stop cos I was making him look really stupid.

One thing about Eastern Europe is that they have not been exposed to people of other cultures. I go out almost everytime and never come across black people. I have only seen 2 blacks since I've been in Cluj.

It works then.

They won 4-0 today

Hahaha.
One sharp guy don't pocket free 10k

Brothers, please who has funded recently via Form A?
What was the rate charged?

Damien34:
Wow thanks...
I actually thought they request for passport before admittance.
It doesn't matter whether he stays in France or not, as long as he can start a life where he can at least feed and be paid.
one can go from Italy to France through train or a bus right?
I will speak to him more about this, thanks for your advice sir, I appreciate.

Of course, Yes.

They require passport and birth certificate too. Don't tell me your brother went all the way to Europe to seek assylum without some of his documents. When he is finally granted residence, how does he get a job?

MODIFIED:

I didn't even read your quote very well until now. You think the FFL is just a new life where he can feed and be paid? I laugh.

If he ever thinks of joining, tell him to always be prepared for wars and encounters. The FFL are used in hostile situations where the French cannot afford to lose any of their citizens. And since the FFL has a bad reputation in France as an 'army of misfits', nobody cares if they die or live. Or why else do you think a government will feed criminals, societal misfits and army deserters?

http://foreignlegion.info/joining/ All the info you need.

Damien34:
are asylum seekers allowed to join the French foreign legion? I have searched and searched on google, can't find any info on that..

Yes. They Can. Even ex-cons and fugitives.
They actually don't care what you are since you immediately adopt a new identity once you cross those gates.

Joining the FFL doesn't mean you get to stay in France though. You are more likely to be posted to one of their overseas region like Martinique until after you complete your 5yr contract.

The main problem with the FFL is getting to France.

cr7lomo:
Its actually true...till he joined stoke city...i found the Ghana hearts of oaks very interesting

Did he also win the league with Inter?

If he didn't win the league with Inter or Stoke, why say he has won the league in every year of his professional career. Makes others on the list also suspect to scrutiny.

JerryTemi:
Speak to God in prayers,He can change everything I mean it.locate winners and sow a seed on this.

Nigerians and their over-religious attitude.

Winners ko, Losers ni

All I see is a young businessman.

Lie lie.
That Shaqiri own is a very big FAT lie

FUNAAB

Nigeria playing some silly football. No technicality at all and don't know how to shoot.

Ajibade is the only bright spark. We had better improve.

D - Signifies strength and Courage

HomeTutor1:
Please I am interested.

PM me then

adren:
kindly drop your bb pin or whatsapp number.. there are lots of things we need to discuss

. Please do not quote the number

Chai.

Nigerian women and double dating. If you are a man and reading this, you better have a spare too before someone will just drop you in the middle for Mr B.

The reason I laid the emphasis on first class is that I can give you a 95% assurance on you getting the full scholarship.

Having a strong 2.1 (4.0 above) unfortunately may between 70 - 80% but it's still manageable.

For 2.2 no assurances but I believe there is no fault in trying. I got here too with a 2.2

Lastly, the 1000€ is my fee for getting it for you. You just provide the necessary documents and I'll do all that it is needed.

The 1000€ is only to be paid after you get the scholarship but you have to pay 20% down payment to get me started.

adren:
what about 2.1 and 2.2's ..

which country in Europe??

what is the 1000€ for¿

All Major European Countries.

And like my Program, you MAY also get to study at the same time in 2, 3 or 4 European countries at the same time for a Joint or Double degree.