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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 15k Salary Job....life After Graduation Is Hell by Misterone: 7:42pm On Apr 20, 2021
[quote author=haywayboi post=100919212][/quote]It is a pity that graduates are subjected to this inhuman treatment. But as a graduate you stoop so low to collect 15k as Salary then you did not pass through school. Some market women are making more than that in a week. use your God given talent to Package something no matter how small. the sky will be your limit. The difficult thing is to start. after that the sky the limit
Politics › Re: Over 1 Million Jobs Will Be Provided From Digital Switch-Over – FG by Misterone: 3:36pm On Apr 18, 2021
Racoon:
After rendering more than 17M Nigerians unemployed with more still counting? Even the peanut 744000 jobs in Festus Keyamo ministry have been hijacked by the greedy presidency cabal, governors, NASS members etc.

Just imagine the burden the Shoprite exiting the hellhole of a country will cause.Meanwhile, the masquerade they profess will provide 1M jobs have not help the situation with all the masquerades in our communities. Allways sounding clueless as usual.
We feel your pain. all you out there, the pain is real-Racoon is an evidence.
Politics › Re: Abubakar Rabiu Hosts Ram Party To Celebrate Buhari’s Return From UK by Misterone: 8:59pm On Apr 17, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
People around this man should just tie him up and take him to a psychiatric home because, na kolo dey worry am so oo...
you can see that na you Kolo dey worry. also you would be a very wicked dictator if given the opportunity to govern others cause you think everyone must tow your line. Everybody must not have the same opinion.
Business › Re: Forex Restrictions On Sugar, Wheat In Nigeria by Misterone: 10:42am On Apr 17, 2021
Orlaoluwayimika:
Dangote sef still dey find money.

He dictates our economy no doubt and this is a sad one for a nation of close to 200m just a single person dictating our economy.

The effect of this is another increase in the price of regular food items.

Wheat being the Raw material for Flour and an increase in it is price would ve a bad effect on majority of the populace becos every common man's food price would increase from BREAD to Indomie.

We go hear wen before this admin ends
All these negativism is to what end? Government has not stopped anyone from entering the business. Dangote believes in Nigeria, that is why he is investing in Nigeria. Those Who believe in Nigeria Should invest in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Oduduwa: 'No Election In Yoruba Land In 2023' Protest Begins (Photos) by Misterone: 8:36pm On Apr 16, 2021
Handiwork of PDP. Knowing that APC may likely select its Candidate from the SW, PDP wants to use Oduduwa agitation to distabilize the SW and present a Northern Candidate
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Total IGR Drops By 1.93% To ₦1.31trillion In 2020 - NBS by Misterone: 1:26pm On Apr 16, 2021
rodeo0070:
https://brandspurng.com/2021/04/16/nigerias-total-igr-drops-by-1-93-to-%e2%82%a61-31trillion-in-2020-nbs/
all these headliners should be very careful. The Headlines read Nigeria but the content reads States. This is pure Sensationalism and it propagates negativity
Politics › Re: Fashola: Money For Road Rehabilitated By RCCG Was Paid In 2011 And Not 2018 by Misterone: 7:36am On Apr 16, 2021
LandMann:
Minister of darkness.... Westerners know how to hype useless political leaders from their side... In the end they turn out to be worthless piece of shíts with no idea on how to move naija forward.

They have started hyping every shît Sanwo Olu takes.... Tomorrow, they'll use all those hype to give him federal appointment and then you'll see he's as clueless as all the other ones before him.

I can't believe how they made us believe Fashola will eradicate power issue in Nigeria... 6 years don waka and the guy is still cooking excuses for Nigerians.

You're a disappointment sir.
you're the dissapointment. 1. This is a state road not a Federal road. So really the Minister has no say or interest on the road. it is the ministry of finance that paid for the project that should be involved.
2 it is a constituency project that means that it was awarded by a legislator.
3. It was awarded in 2011 and Part payment paid in 2011. now you're blaming a government ir 2021.
Politics › Re: ‘Obaseki Lied’ — Zainab Ahmed Denies Printing N60bn To Support March Allocation by Misterone: 12:38am On Apr 16, 2021
omonnakoda:
So abusive language makes you feel you are a hard man in your mind? Anyone can call another person stupid online.
I know for a fact your father won't dare it to me in real life

I have not taken any position on whether the FG actually did or did not print money.

If you understand simple English you will comprehend that

You are right the FG is not obligated to give anything if there is no revenue(though they did in 2015 bailouts)
No where is it my idea that that has happened as Obaseki claimed
I am quite open minded on that. Read , comprehend and debate like a human being and stop gratuitously insulting people

My point is simple the phrase "print money" does not have to mean printing Naira notes. Money comes in many many forms
mind you, you started the insult,
Politics › Re: ‘Obaseki Lied’ — Zainab Ahmed Denies Printing N60bn To Support March Allocation by Misterone: 10:26pm On Apr 15, 2021
omonnakoda:
You can say it till you die if you like.

Words have different meanings to educated people

Did Obaseki tell you that governors drove back from Abuja with bullion vans?

"print money" is a term that is used interchangeably with "quantitative easing" . Google is your friend

All this mouthing off just exposes you as ignorant
Stop abusing people and get a proper education
you this man, stop this blind as a bat defence. you prefer to type this rubbish that has no meaning, you rant all over the net just to protect Obaseki rather than believe the simple logic of Zainab . now who is more stupid between you and Obaseki? The FG is not obligated to give states Shishi if nothing enters the revenue account. So why will FG print money or digitize money (your stupid idea) just to Please the states
Politics › Re: ‘Obaseki Lied’ — Zainab Ahmed Denies Printing N60bn To Support March Allocation by Misterone: 9:21pm On Apr 15, 2021
omonnakoda:
You are rude and irritable

I do not see where I defended anything unless you have comprehension problems

I am simply trying to enlighten ignorant folk LIKE YOU

I am not Obaseki's spokesman. What he specifically said is irrelevant.
I do not believe that he is telling us that he and the other governors drove back to their states with bullion vans behind them
The message is the same. He is claiming that The government is borrowing from the CBN without paying interest in the usual way. Fixating on printing or not is churlish
I will try AGAIN

All banks notes are debts or liabilities of the CBN what people know as "money" or legal tender
Any legally binding promise of the CBN is "money". If the CBN issues "money"(debt) willy nilly without assets to back them up (usually gold or foreign reserves) then value is eroded and inflation sets in as the money supply increases without corresponding economic growth
Money supply is not just bank notes in circulation
It includes things like Treasury bills or other "promissory" notes/liabilities issued by the CBN which is the usual way that government borrows and this attracts a coupon or interest rate.
The fact that these notes are "money" is evidenced by their fungibility

At the interbank level settlement does not involve the movement of bullion vans up and down. A CBN cheque or electronic credit suffices

Theoretically the CBN can "print" 1 billion naira simply by issuing a cheque for 1 billion.
or 60 billion Naira by issuing a cheque for 60 bilion.
Normally this is not how governments should borrow from the CBN . It should pay interest . If no interest is paid then the claim of "printing" money is valid.

Be humble , open your mind and learn and stop reacting like expired chemicals
I will say it again, stop posting trash stop Changing the goalpost every minute. Obaseki the daft said "print " nothing more. All these long epistle of rubbish cannot explain that simple word.
Politics › Re: ‘Obaseki Lied’ — Zainab Ahmed Denies Printing N60bn To Support March Allocation by Misterone: 5:42pm On Apr 15, 2021
omonnakoda:
No need to abuse people to make your point
"Print" does not have to mean literally print in a digital era.

All that is required is a little mental flexibility .
Money is "shared" by electronic transfers.
Where there is no money the CBN can "create" digital money even though the FG has none

Let us not get unnecessarily stuck on the word "print" that is a metaphor

The point is that the CBN interest rate now is about 10% .

Where government is given interest free/collateral free credit whether electronically or otherwise it is the same as "printing" money

Anyway money is not only banknotes

ANY CBN ISSUED CHEQUE IS MONEY


Even commercial banks do the equivalent of "printing" money every day when they issue credit that is not backed up
That was at the heart of the 2008 financial crisis
Where did you get this jargon you wrote here. So CBN Can just think of any amount, input it inside a computer and call it money! this is serious, CBN can as well digitalize our local debts. All they need do is send the debt figure to your account and ask the banks to pay. Rubbish. So that is how to run an economy? Stop defending rubbish. Obaseki Specifically said "print Money" not digitalize money. The States do not deal on bitcoin.
Politics › Re: ‘Obaseki Lied’ — Zainab Ahmed Denies Printing N60bn To Support March Allocation by Misterone: 10:25pm On Apr 14, 2021
AkupeMBANO:
I already know you are very dumb, how were you even able to type this?
Shu! Shu!!. Shu!!! Look at this igbo black goat. Akupemonkey. do you know the meaning of Akipe? it means slave who bleeps dogs. don't act according to that stupid name.
Politics › Re: ‘Obaseki Lied’ — Zainab Ahmed Denies Printing N60bn To Support March Allocation by Misterone: 7:45pm On Apr 14, 2021
AkupeMBANO:
Mumu did you read the news? obaseki said 50-60billion naira to augment FAAC. in this current failed government? it's 1million% possible. your dullard darling daddy in UK is a charlatan.
you are the real dullard here and a stupid one for the matter. pray tell! how much does it cost the CBN to print 50-60 billion naira? do this research to enlighten your dull brain. Idiot. These goats think to print money na Kobo Kobo. I am not even sure Obaseki had 3rd Class. All you dullards note this. It is not a must the FG Shares allocation monthly. The FG only has obligation to share what enter the revenue purse and nothing more. That was why the FG was dolling out funds to States during the recession period which the states would pay back. So why would the FG print Money to augment allocations to states when it has no obligation to do so?
Politics › Re: ‘Obaseki Lied’ — Zainab Ahmed Denies Printing N60bn To Support March Allocation by Misterone: 7:25pm On Apr 14, 2021
Racoon:
Guess it is the same government that said it is planning to sell national assets to fund its budget because of revenue drop? Guess it the same government that said NNPC & its moribund refineries have incurred more debt burden than profit that is talking about the same NNPC generating revenue for sharing? Continue the lying.
Racoon, use that your brain for ones. selling refineries does not mean NNPC is poor or bankrupt. NNPC is in charge of the daily sales of crude oil in Nigeria. The refineries making loss does not mean NNPC is making loss as a group. The daily sales of crude oil is a public knowledge. So get your facts right.
Romance › Re: Ladies If You Are Not Ready To Fork, Stay Away From Relationship by Misterone: 6:28pm On Apr 14, 2021
tee59:
Are you really okay? Must sex be in all relationship?
There's a difference between friendship and relationship. Friendship is for friends while relationship is for lovers. If lovers are not having sex then why are they in a relationship? Sex is a natural thing between two people connected by affection, emotion, love, feelings for each other etc. If you are not making Love with your man then you are not loving him.
Romance › Re: Pre wedding photos of Lovethaa and his Pretty wife by Misterone: 12:25pm On Apr 14, 2021
Lovethaa:
Modified..
This is a man that felt irritated just because friend opened her heart to him. Now my question to you mr Lovethaa is between fornication with a girl who has done 4 abortion and adultery with a married woman which do you prefer? because it will come to that soon. To be sincere all these looking for virgin men irritate me.
Politics › Re: Kidnappings: Are Praying For You - Pastor Adeboye To Gov. El-Rufai by Misterone: 10:53am On Apr 14, 2021
leofab:
Afterall nbaka supported both the the presidency and the Supreme Court governor
Respect others opinion. What you think is right today may be wrong tomorrow. Facts are not gotten through hearsay but through Research and investigation.
Romance › Re: . by Misterone: 9:09pm On Apr 13, 2021
chronian:
Men, is it a must a lady comes to your house before you can consider anything serious with her?
Is it that important?

I'm certain it is not the norm but, the guy I met just four days ago is already making demands that I must come to his house.

He knows my family and the scary part of it all is that his father is a well known politician.

I wouldn't want to be involved in any unsolved police cases and I equally wouldn't want to put him in a fast lane.

He seems very focused on building a serious relationship but, I don't understand the visit my house part he has been hitting on ever since we met four days ago.
Don't Visit him in his house if you don't want to Bleep. what are you doing in his house that you cannot do outside. I repeat don't go to his house if you don't want to Bleep. you may be raped also
Business › Re: BUA's Sugar Plantation: A Reply To Chika Mbonu by Misterone: 8:34am On Apr 13, 2021
Lapinski:
where is ibeto and eagle cement? Why did the federal government ask oil companies to move their headquarters to Lagos? Where is capital oil?
All manufacturers should flow with government policies. Ibeto was importing raw cement in bulk and government gave a deadline for this to stop. Ibeto could not meet up with this deadline therefore the hammer fell on his head. we have all it takes to produce cement in the country so there's no reason for cement importation. Now who told you this fat lie that government asked companies to move their headquarters to Lagos. do you have evidence of this? as usual it is one of those beer parlour talks hat is taken too far. Most companies site their headquarters at a location that would be more convenient for operation. Lagos was formerly the capital of Nigeria and also the economic capital of Nigeria. Use google to check on capital oil.
Politics › Re: PDP: Eddy Olafeso Concedes Defeat, Promises To Work With Arapaja by Misterone: 12:16am On Apr 13, 2021
DrTee1:
Eddy has done the right thing.

We are all winners.

What is more important is ridding the country of this APC bandwagon of old people without technological ideas or sense of urgency in delivering good governance.
sense of urgency! this is the greatest trash of the century. sense of urgency indeed. this is a PDP that did not complete one single project in 6 good years not even their headquarters. now it is sense of urgency. to do what really? maybe to complete their headquarters.
Business › Re: BUA's Sugar Plantation: A Reply To Chika Mbonu by Misterone: 12:08am On Apr 13, 2021
Hambivert:
Dangote Sugar= BUA Sugar
Dangote Oil Refinery= BUA Oil Refinery
Dangote Spaghetti= BUA Spaghetti

BUA's style on how to beat Dangote revolves around how to be Dangote.

Anyways, since the government would rather frustrate the businesses of Southerners and give monopoly to the Northerners, I am happy to see two Northerners fight to break monopoly.
Every region wins at the end.
please mention businesses of southerners being frustrated. it is very good to flow with facts
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah Sharp Sharp Carries Coffin To Protest Against Buhari (Photo) by Misterone: 1:22pm On Apr 12, 2021
iwaeda:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/04/11/god-not-happy-with-buhari-govt-nigerian-pastor-carries-coffin-in-protest/
this man is an idiot. so is God happy with UK, US, Canada, France, Italy, China etc that people are dying like rats. pastor focus on religion. when you jump into politics you get insulted.
Travel › Re: Pictures From The Ebute Metta Rail Station by Misterone: 8:10am On Apr 12, 2021
djsjxjfjdisjdjb:
keep talking all these rubbish you are talking but you are only looking at one side of the picture. first of all, can you please tell us one of Buharis initiative that was not rolled over from last admin? i mean, something buhari did for nigeria and its economy that we are reaping from. secondly, the thing you are praising the useless man for is just a tip in the larger iceberg. if the economy itself is not thriving, low umeployment, all these things are rubbish. what about his nepotism, loopsided appointment? in any society where there is injustice, there is no peace. speaking of peace, you cannot have a thriving economy when there is no peace. can you say Nigeria is a peaceful country? yiu have a terrorist in power who appointed his fellow terrorist at the helm of the nations affairs and you think that nigeria is moving forward. 6years later you are still judging the works of this admin on previous ones. you guys are not serious one bit.

while this looks nice, i dont rate buhari one bit. in CS, it takes 12 good experiences to clearup one bad experience and i must tell you, Buhari has done more harm than good.
you are the one talking rubbish. what is the meaning of initiative, is it food, a project or something tangible? so 51trillion was spent on initiative? guy use your head reason well o! every regime we have had so many beautiful initiative mentioned things like OFN etc. but it is this regime that has said no more beautiful nonsense. let us start implementation. now you are here crying for more beautiful nonsense initiative. rubbish
Romance › Re: She Told Me Her Honest Story But It Made Me Lose Interest In Her by Misterone: 7:39am On Apr 12, 2021
Lovethaa:
Who are you again.?
I am your conscience you prick.
Romance › Re: She Told Me Her Honest Story But It Made Me Lose Interest In Her by Misterone: 9:02pm On Apr 11, 2021
Lovethaa:
Have been friends with a babe at my workplace and from her frequent visit to my office plus the way she calls me to check on me . you could easily tell that she likes me .

One thing led to another and we ended up kissing , after the kiss I told her to tell me about her past relationships plus her sexual life .

She opened up to me that she was introduced to sex at 8years old by one neighbor uncle ,
she told me how the uncle take her to his room and ask her to play with his Prick and sometimes would make her suck it ,she claim she couldn't tell her mom because she will beat her mercilessly

She said she officially started having sex at 10 ,she disclosed that she had done 4 abortions so far although the abortions were for the same guy . mind you she is just 24 years old

She claimed she's telling me all this because she loves me and wants to be honest with me .

But hearing all that I was weak.. this babe is from a wealthy family , she travels to yankee like someone going to a neighboring state plus she is an MSC Holder , unknown to her I have decided that I would marry her because she's educated and wealthy family is like a bonus but now she actually disgust me and I wish she didn't tell me all that ..

Ladies are doing shit behind forget all that pretty gentle face.. if I was to judge with the face I could have bet with my life that this babe was a virgin or atleast not that experienced in sex ...


and pls ladies if you have such dirty past ,I think u should keep it to yourself...



I'm just lost for words , wish I could unhear everything
mr looking for virgin, go and marry virgin now. you are a disgrace to humanity.
Family › Re: My Mother-In-law Just Walked Into My House Without A Notification by Misterone: 4:08pm On Apr 11, 2021
Mr Deathisfree, yes you are head of the house but there are some things you don't do. do not use your hands to destroy your marriage. let your mother in-law come anytime she wants, to see her daughter. she is not your property. but make it clear that you would give her transport money or whatever money when and only when you have. that Mother in-law you want to throw out today may be your saviour tomorrow
Politics › Re: Nigerians Will Be Going To Buy Loaf Of Bread Like This With Tinubu As President by Misterone: 12:03am On Apr 11, 2021
if you idiots think it is the president that makes one rich or poor then I bet you will ever remain poor. guys out there are making it daily you are here crying Buhari, Tinubu, Wike, Atiku, Dangote. idiot
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Have An Entanglement With A Doctor. by Misterone: 6:02pm On Apr 10, 2021
Thanks for bitting me means he gave her heads and bit her clits playfully.
Romance › Re: Is That The Woman You Paid For? Pastor Asked Groom! by Misterone: 2:21pm On Apr 10, 2021
Ewizard:
You only pay bride price for a virgin.

Exodus 22:16-17

Bride price is not a condition for marriage, in fact it's a penalty for taken a woman's virginity.

African's been defiling the Bible since time immemorial.

Dear Husbands, go get your refund if your wife ain't a virgin. grin
trash. we had our culture before the bible. and please stop this inferiority complex thing. the bible is the culture of the Jews. do not see it as superior to yours
Romance › Re: Is That The Woman You Paid For? Pastor Asked Groom! by Misterone: 1:50pm On Apr 10, 2021
GodWrites:
Currently in a wedding ceremony, and I was bemused when the pastor asked the groom,

"Is that the woman you paid for?"

Like, is she a commodity?

I felt pity for the young lady, and others like her cry

Isn't this lowkey slave trade?
most of these pastors are incompetent and can be classified as idiots. a man's choice is a man's choice respect him.
Politics › Re: Presidency, Malami Plot To Deport Atiku To Cameroon Over Presidential Ambition by Misterone: 11:45am On Apr 10, 2021
Trash from PDP uselessness. how do you deport a citizen. Sahara reporters is now as useless as k in knife. Atiku is a citizen of Nigeria but not by birth. he has every right as a citizen of Nigeria with the exception of becoming the president. the constitution guarantees this.
Career › Re: Our Boss Asked Us To Resign Because We Refused To Take The COVID-19 Vaccine by Misterone: 3:50pm On Apr 09, 2021
jesmond3945:
what am saying is can the vaccine stop him from getting the virus?
well, I am not a physician and this thing is new. how would I know?

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