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Computers / Re: Lenovo Ideapad gaming laptop 4sale by mkdonald(m): 2:10am On Sep 01, 2022
What's the graphics version. Nvidia,amd?
Health / Re: My breasts are too big. I want to reduce them. by mkdonald(m): 8:26am On May 29, 2022
Fancygurl23:
Hi. I started having big breasts even before I clocked 16. They kept getting bigger and bigger as I aged. I'm 23 now and my breasts are bigger than I want them to be.

My breasts get in the way of the lifestyle I want to live. As a young child I always wanted to be an athlete but my big breasts became a hindrance.

I also have an interest in modeling cos I'm tall but my big breasts prevent me from wearing most dresses. Even wearing normal dresses are a problem for me. Breasts are always shooting out making me appear slutty when I don't want to be.

And then there is the unnecessary attention. Men always starring at me like I was an alien. I want to be approached because I'm beautiful and smart, not because I have big boobs

I hate my boobs and I want to reduce them. I inquired about surgery but the payment is in the range of over a million naira. I don't have such money.

Is there any local herb or something I can eat or drink to reduce my breasts? Are there medications I can take?

Please this is a serious question and I had to create a new account for it cos I don't want people trolling me with my main account.

Send a pic of your self..let us address the magnitude of the situation cheesy
Romance / Re: I Didnt Beg You To Pay My Fees, Dont Use It To Trap Me – Lady Tells Boyfriend by mkdonald(m): 1:13pm On May 28, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Exactly.. if the relationship ain't working/ya no longer interested then pls cut it off.. regardless of what he did for you..you matter before any other thing or person..

He ain't the first and he is not gonna be the last.. undecided

you are not a grateful person
Romance / Re: Share Your Experience Having Sex In The Presence Of Someone by mkdonald(m): 9:32pm On May 02, 2022
I have a funny experience tho…back in uni..I asked a guy to come load games for me on my hard drive…the games plenty so…def e suppose take time…around that period my babe come my room for campus…so I n the girl Dey gist normal…while waiting for the game guy to load the games, cos he was in a different corner of the room…after waiting for long, we started knacks….trying To cover her mouth to reduced her moaning was war…las las the guy loaded all the games…I escorted him out…i n my babe alone in the room….then the real Bleep began….conji na bastard shagrin

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Romance / Re: Facts About YORUBA Girls. by mkdonald(m): 9:52am On Apr 29, 2022
To me Yoruba girls are dating material...but not wife material....although most girls cheat but Yoruba girls can take promiscuity to a whole new leveltongue

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Politics / Re: If Your Girlfriend See This Handsome Nairalander She Will Breakup With U - PHOTO by mkdonald(m): 10:27am On Apr 25, 2022
OyigboUpdate:
The man who single handedly brought Nnamdi Kanu to Nigeria. The first human being to reveal Nnamdi Kanu was in Africa on his Facebook broadcast when he got his tight intels.

The slayer of ESN bandits and Unknown gunmen. Nobody other than IJELESPEAKS

Odogwu aburo guy name.
you look like a drunk

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Jokes Etc / Re: What’s The Worst April Fool Prank That Almost Made You Cry? by mkdonald(m): 8:56am On Apr 01, 2022
So me n my ex broke up in January/February….so on april 1 I texted her that we should come back together…that I loved her n all that shii…she humbly declined my proposal…although I let her know it was a April fool prank…e pain me the way she declined it Sha cry grin

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Romance / Re: Someone Said I Look Like A Teenager, But I'm 27 - PHOTOS by mkdonald(m): 7:05pm On Mar 14, 2022
Dawn91:


Nairalanders this is a the evidence we all needed.. oh bless you father for this revelation... This is a holy day indeed... I am overwhelmed with emotions right now

Thank you for exposing this dumpster fire of a fåggot for us all to see

No straight man, even in his wildest dreams jokes about having sucked another man's penis

That's all folks grin

I have screen munched this and will share this all over the internet with his picture to show the world the fággot he is

How can one joke about sucking another man’s d*ck angry angry
Romance / Re: Someone Said I Look Like A Teenager, But I'm 27 - PHOTOS by mkdonald(m): 7:00pm On Mar 14, 2022
iLegendd:
I'm going to be 100% HONEST.

You look ugly with a teenage face like one ugly dog like that. I wonder how you'll look when you begin to mature. Terrible. You also look like the poor version of the musician called Lyta. Though, Lyta is finer.

Now I realize all the people who usually abuse me are either ugly, broke, or unintelligent. grin cheesy

At least, it's good you exercise. Keep it up. Just have money, develop confidence, and be smart so that it will cover up for your ugliness.

You are ugly facially, but you may be beautiful in your heart soon — if you stop trolling others as you usually do.

Not cool bruh..no man is ugly..na just money never enter…if you feel you fine pass am drop your own pic…then let others judge
Romance / Re: Which Of These Will You Pick? (PHOTO) by mkdonald(m): 7:05pm On Feb 20, 2022
emmyluizzz:

you are a such big F**l


Youre not intelligent, dont quote me. Quote your dumb family members
Romance / Re: Which Of These Will You Pick? (PHOTO) by mkdonald(m): 9:09pm On Feb 17, 2022
Defintely red ball. Since i retain current knowledge, I will bet like mad ...Infact every week, i go dey win tens of millions of naira. by 2017 i will invest about #40m in eth and btc and all those shii coins. By 2021. My networth will pass 20billion dollars. This is certain cool wink
Romance / Re: Never Buy A Lady Pepsi And Bread When She Visits - Twitter Lady by mkdonald(m): 10:17pm On Jan 30, 2022
It's the entitlement mentality for me undecided lipsrsealed.
Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Gifts His Cook Of 10 Years A New House (Photos, Video) by mkdonald(m): 8:25pm On Jan 14, 2022
Great gesture... That's all I'll say..
Romance / Re: Ever Since I Updated My Profile Pic I've Not Been Able To Rest by mkdonald(m): 9:25am On Jan 11, 2022
Hmm... Tbh there is nothing special about the Pic. She's looking good.. Great for her... Buh there are many ladies that kook similar.. I don't know why guys here are so hyped up for a fine lady.. Or maybe you guys don't meet enough beautiful women undecided tongue
Romance / Re: What I Did To My unappreciative ex girlfriend by mkdonald(m): 10:48am On Jan 10, 2022
tunjilee003:
I broke up with her last week after series of headache.... She's a girl I love but i feel I'm the only person committed into the relationship... I bought her a wristwatch for December and she never appreciated or for once call to say thank you...I feel like I'm forcing myself on her....
Last week, we had a misunderstanding which eventually led to breakup, and as it stands, I'm requesting for my wrist watch to be brought back to me.....
Was I right getting back my wrist watch?
Hmm... It depends on how expensive the watch is.. If its premium stuff then you should definitely get it back... If its cheap stuff.. Then don't waste your efforts.. It'll make you look broke(r)..

Anyways... Do what you want.. And try hustle more so that no babe will look you local again.

Cheers
Romance / Re: What I Did To My unappreciative ex girlfriend by mkdonald(m): 10:44am On Jan 10, 2022
Daveambition:
Guys, never yu disrespect a pussy that kept ur dick wet when ur wallet was dry...
E get why..!
words of a simp *spits*
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: I Was Asked To Learn A Skill. I Have Started O. Rate My Work by mkdonald(m): 12:14pm On Jan 06, 2022
I'll be honest with you. Your work is amateurish... You have a long way to go before you start earning good money from graphic design... How ever if you're committed and disciplined,in a year or two you would've grown significantly.

Cheers

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Romance / Re: My Experience With Nigerian Ladies In The West by mkdonald(m): 11:06am On Oct 27, 2021
daddymummy:



You are one of the men who don't allow this world to get better.


You are one of the men who don't allow women to be good.


If all men were to reason like you, there will be no good woman on the Earth because your action, words and attitude are encouraging women to act badly.

People like you are the ones who encourage entitlement mentality in women.


People like you are the ones who encourage women to act badly because according to your alpha male nonsensical thinking,a woman need not be good.


People like you don't encourage women to try and work on themselves, the way you think a man should work on himself.


I wish that in 100 years to come, the Earth would have weeded out people with your mentality.
he is just speaking cold facts though, women want security, which most successful men can provide. Dating requires mental, physical, financial and social energy.. Imagine committing so much energy to a relationship that falters eventually. A serious minded man has two options, either you sieve out a gem as a partner, stick to her and focus on your grind, or be less committed in relationships, have one or two easy pussy and focus on your grind.

Las las the main thing is to focus on your grind, so you can be legendary. Then when you're successful, you can choose your partner, and she will be grateful that you did.

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Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing Sunday Arrives UK, Kisses Her Husband After Mum's Burial (Photo) by mkdonald(m): 2:56pm On Oct 21, 2021
TMSMedia:
Actress Nkechi Blessing Sunday Arrives UK To Be With Her Man After Her Mum's Burial (Photos)

Nollywood actress, Nkechi Blessing Sunday arrived the United Kingdom to be with her man days after her mother's burial, IgbereTV reports.

She shared loved-up photos with her man via her Instagram handle with the caption;

https://www.instagram.com/p/CVSXzozqnAN/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
You're very jobless

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: I’d Have Taken Voluntary Exit If You Were Not Here – Saga Tells Nini by mkdonald(m): 8:15am On Sep 19, 2021
Ozo and saga are in the same level jhorrr... Ozo is still the king of simps.. He fresh die pass saga.. Yet he was still a simpson for nengi grin grin angry

Weak men angry angry angry

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Celebrities / Re: Nengi Poses With Her Backside And Range Rover SUV (Photo) by mkdonald(m): 5:53pm On Aug 16, 2021
No way in hell that she's 23
Romance / Re: This Is The Best Way To Punish Any Woman!! [photo] by mkdonald(m): 8:23am On Aug 01, 2021
Pumpumking:



simp who? wot is simp sir?
listen Bros, u either like women or u dont. me, I love pucccccy sir.
I have notin agaisnt u sir and its your 100$% human right to love men. bein gay s a choiced sir. Enjoy it! undecided
simps love pucci na... Infact they can go extra miles, even belittling themselves just to get it tongue
Politics / Re: This Crazy Mansion Is One Of The Wonders Of Anambra Young Billionaires (photos) by mkdonald(m): 7:27am On Jul 20, 2021
More success to him if he made it legit.. If he didn't then... That's how life goes... Question though, that mansion looks to be built in a remote area, id presume it's in his village yeah?

I think that's common for many rich or well to do igbo men, to build castles in Bush.. Still a castle tbo none the less wink
Politics / Re: Okonjo-iweala: My Life Threatened For Saving Nigeria $3.6bn From Ghost Workers by mkdonald(m): 9:52am On Jul 15, 2021
theTranslator:
Nigeria doesn't deserve her
I don't agree with you. Nigeria needs more of these people to make the country better. Nigeria isn't just land.. It's we the collective people that make up the country.
Religion / Re: Man Rains Money On His Pastor In Church (Photos, Video) by mkdonald(m): 3:16am On Jul 11, 2021
All I see is a drug lord and yahoo pastor. No fear or respect of God's altar.. Funny thing is that this is most frequent in the Eastern part of the country. Spraying money on the altar of God isn't flex... Its vanity.

It's the members of the church that amazes me.. They will now be following whatever the pastor says like slowpoke.. Because they too want to cash out like their fellow brother in the Lord grin cheesy
Computers / Re: Avilable For Sale Macbook Pro 2017 And Macbook Air 2018 by mkdonald(m): 10:44am On Jul 05, 2021
How much
Romance / Re: Who Is More Curvy Between Bianca Mathew And Dorathy Bachor? by mkdonald(m): 1:10pm On Jul 04, 2021
Focus on the word of God.. Not on women's curves

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Crime / Re: Chidinma Ojukwu: I Tied Usifo Ataga's Hands Before Stabbing Him To Death by mkdonald(m): 9:58am On Jul 04, 2021
mccloud224:
Most ppl condemning this girl would do WORSE if they were in her shoes...WTF? I have been seeing comments from fraudsters, cultists,prostitutes,political thugs etc. Who da phuck are you to air your opinion?

Bring this govt down for a better tomorrow. That is the solution.


No elections 2023.

End of.

This is the most irrelevant quote I've seen today. What does the government have to do with her killing her sugar daddy for money undecided undecided

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