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[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=245749.msg3579968#msg3579968 date=1236790575]@Modahraytuh
Can you plz lock this thread?
Thanks baby

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-245749.0.html[/quote]ROFLMAO!
You are mad beyond comprehension.

DaP, he won't get banned. Seun has relaxed on the location thingy. I think he has realized that it's all in the name of fun.

DaPhoenix:
girl I was once banned because my location was "Playboy Mansion".

Are you kidding me? Have you seen the location of Chamotex?

spikedcylinder:
The guys in the picture may have been purely high.

No excuse. . . that's a dangerous kind of high. No matter how high one is, he/she should not be dancing that way with someone of the same sex unless he/she really has homosexual tendencies in his/her subconscious.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=246199.msg3579851#msg3579851 date=1236789357]Some of you naija men needs to come out of the closet and just admit it. abi, kilo de?
@Jgirl
You think say I be like you? Dey skip? [/quote]I agree with that statement completely. Naija guys need to stop being on the DL and be very brave.
As for that other thing - Ooooo gbadun! Sogbo?

DaPhoenix:
I know!!! You can imagining my shock when I saw two of my middle aged Nigerian uncles holding hands and walking. I found out that neither of them read anything in it, that's why I suppose that's bromance lol.

I know what you mean lol. I guess they just don't care and they don't read anything in it.

I don't care o! There is a way you hold hands that communicates your kind of relationship. If guys are walking and are holding maybe 2 fingers of the other guy, you could say they 'forgot' to unlink each other's hands but for guys who are holding each other tightly as in 5 fingers around 5 fingers? No way! That is too much.

whitelexi:
Men dont want too much love, that one drives us away

Speak for yourself. I know some guys cherish it and secretly, you must be one of them

Why are guys not talking? Lemme answer for them.

Sex, Food, and no opinions will give them the perfect relationship.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=246199.msg3579817#msg3579817 date=1236789025]Ahh c'mon, that picshur is pure gay[/quote]Go to school jo! Stop looking at gay pics.

DaPhoenix:
Those dudes are definitely gay. My idea of bromance is male friends holding hands, talking to each other on the phone for a long time, spending a day together with themselves. Problem is the line is really thin so some might read that as homosexuality.

That is a really really really thin line especially when girls see that.

Treetop20:
some show on MTV that is borderline gay
has a Nigerian guy Femi all vying for Brody Jenner's friendship

Oh please don't get me started on that show. It made it even worse that there was that guy 'Femi' who was so dramatic. They are all drama queens. It was sad. It was like a reality tv love show with men fighting for dates. That show made me know for sure that guys are wayyyyyyyyyy more dramatic than we are.

Bromance is a way for guys to bond the way we girls do. You know how we are very fluid, hugging your girlfriends and stuff like that and even dancing with each other. Bromance is like a written permission to do it. Now when they try to do that, it's just weird. They should just stick to their fist bumping and half hugs. Anything else should be discarded.

For that picture - that is not bromance, that's too erotic to be bromance

Superstar - Lupe Fiasco ft. Matthew Santos

tpia:
If I were in that situation (God forbid), I dont think I'd remarry either. But people are different, so whatever works for each individual.

The lady fell in love again, I guess.

besides, some women dont like being without a man in their lives.

Yeah God forbid. . . her man died, does she have kids?
She's still young and viable.
Her husband would have wanted her to be happy and that is what makes her happy.

As for others, she got married, we're happy for her. Whatever rocks her boat. I wish her a happy married life. She deserves it. It was not till i heard sing 'Ajakubo' that I knew how hurt she was.

4 Play:
@MOD

I am suggesting it should be obligatory for any female who wants to post on the romance threads to put up a full size picture of themselves in their profile.

Along these lines,
I am suggesting it should be obligatory that anybody calling himself handsome or herself beautiful should put up a pic. How is it that every girl and guy that posts is always beautiful or handsome?

Ummmm. . . in as much as y'all want peace to reign, you have to admit that there are some posters that need to be abused. Is there a way for you permit a little bit of dissing or at least delete threads that are obviously stupid? Just a little bit. Some people deserve it and good girls like us have learnt to ignore such rubbish but i don't blame those who abuse them .

Bamsyle:
@Moonstone    

MI's the Kanye West . . . his delivery attests to this . . . he also admitted it in one of his joints, calling himself "The Kanye West of the West" . . . Mode's like Big L - raw punchlines et al . . . pays less attention to delivery, rhythm, melody, etc.

Moonstone, take it easy on this "Nigerian Girls" thingy . . . dude was just tryna be funny . . . but I assume he struck a wrong chord on ya - cos he's too serious a rapper to go comic . . . if MI had done that track, I bet you'll love it . . .

Mode wins.

Ah ahn! Bamsyle, you fall my hand. M.I is better than Mode9 in my opinion.
I liked Nigerian Girls till he started saying his stuff about us. He stepped on my nerves cos I'm not used to him being funny neither did it come across as funny .
M.I. would have done it in a funny way like he did 'Talk about it'. . . serious lines with a funny hint. If Da Grin did it, I'd be on the floor rolling my head off.
M.I. has shown me that he has what it takes to be so good. I just hope he can keep up and hopefully show the rest of y'all that he's not to be compared to M9.

chamotex:
It's all about the Stanky Leg . . . . I did it when I scored a goal last week. It was dope!

I agree
I love the Stanky Leg. . . It's the new rave. I'm not doing Alanta at my wedding. I don't think my mum will be too pleased  

Pataki:
There they go! Show them a little, they take it all the way down! I will do this, I will do that. . . . women and fantasies

Leave us to dream o! Ah ahn, then send una?
[quote author=**osisi link=topic=245940.msg3575738#msg3575738 date=1236732713]all you gals planning to do cha cha and rhumba on your wedding,you better not wear those unholy wedding dresses with half your boobs uncovered.

You may just flash the congregation[/quote]I am not wearing anything sleeveless or too short. . . I'm covered, lol!

Osisi, you crazy. . . lol

What is ebony laughing for now?

Oh my gosh! I love it. . . I am determined to have mad fun on my wedding day and I like how they had fun on theirs. I wish them a happy married life. Love the dress, Love some of the songs especially the hips don't lie part. . . it's just so cool and funny.

I'm doing the Stanky Leg on my wedding day and the Cha cha slide. Maybe the Hustle too.

Grizzly:
zzz. I dint see any threat from the striped chickens.
I predict A chelsea - bayern quarter
              A chelsea - villareal semi

Excuse you? After the first one, there will be no semifinals for you all. . . better start re-considering

Three days ago he was bragging about being in top 8. . . and they lost to Wade (not even heat). . . bawo, accept my condolences.

Chiogo, please tell that boy to stop gulping hatorade. We need an intervention for bawo. . . he's hating on me and my team. I think he secretly wants to be a Hornets' fan.   I don't think D. Rose is enough for him anymore.

bawomolo:
i hate dwayne wade. salmons you are a piece of shit for this one  

After loving his gf. Pele - that game was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JeSoul:
A-40 and Hornetstone . . . hmm I reserve my comment      

Lemme hear it . . . at this rate, I might change my name to Hornetstone ooooO! You are tempting me seriously.

JeSoul:
what happened last night?    you mean the game where your bulls lost a heartbreaker or A-40 and Hornetstone's moonlighting?  

Bawo's head is not screwed on properly, jare. Jesoul, abeg - what is moonlighting? . . . educate me.
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=148652.msg3575577#msg3575577 date=1236728059]CP3 is better

CP3 é melhor

CP3 es mejor

CP3 est mieux

CP3 ist besser

CP3 è meglio

How else do i say it i don't speak no other languages?[/quote]I think I am going to put this in an awesome font, make it all colorful, frame it and send it to him but thanks for this.

LOL! Y'all are mean. At least everyone is working shey, banging or not?. Ultimately that's her goal.
She's only trying to make them use their hands. Idle hands are the devil's workshop, right?

Ebony, lemme hear word jare. . . who's the one calling him hon? Face him squarely sogbo?
Instead of you to learn how you can use your children, you're chasing chamotex.
Better listen to sistawoman now!

jane i:
He came to our house one day. My husband was travelling abroad and when my husand left the house. my brother in law pushed me against the wall and put his hand up my dress. He was touching me everywhere and before i knew it he was inside me.  He was so passioate and forceful it was over before I knew it.

Say what now? Oh if I were you, I'm staying with the husband. At least you are aware when it's over.
You must have given him some vibes for him to try that. . . I think you've been flirting with him through signals and stuff. You need to check your body language


That's rape now! or did you not tell him to stop?

Oh please if he's half as scandalous as you, I don't want him. This way, I won't start hearing him stutter when I come back with hospital results.


Still NO! He needs to repent of his sins.

Oluafynboi:
no be slap i dey fear. na tv cameras. lol.

of course she gon make away with the groceries. lol. I LOVE how she's just amused by the whole thing.

LOL! Imagine! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. . . better reconsider.

And yeah, I love her reaction. She didn't even wait too long. she just packed her things and got to stepping. If the man in question was an african american, they would have started a catfight there and then.

jane i:
I am sorry. I am really sorry. I know what I did was wrong. But he just can't keep away from me. he won't leave me alone.

Do you want him to leave you alone or are you really that confused? Leave your marriage before it is too late. Seems you took that decision when you were too young.

I would not date your twin brother cos he might be worse that you.

@ topic - No way. . . I don't roll like that. 

_{*Writes in journal, tonight is the best time for olofofo*}

I almost pity the children but I guess the earlier the better. At 6, the only chore i did was to lay my bed and sweep the floor and I'm a girl so I think it's too much for the 6-year old boy.

As for Chamo and Ebony, I see you o! Toba ya, wa ma kigbe A-40. . . alainise   _{*writes in journal*}

P.S. Just because you were a virgin when you married him does not exempt you from being a LovePeddler. I'm not calling you one. I'm just saying that does not justify your reasons for not wanting to be called a LovePeddler. He might have been better off marrying a non-virgin who wouldn't sleep with her brother-in-law.  

Whichever way, be careful before you end up without either of them. At 24, you still have a long way to go so I guess age is on your side. Better start looking for another man before all your plans come to naught.
[quote author=**osisi link=topic=245355.msg3570039#msg3570039 date=1236652340]Exactly
the 2 brothers will soon make up and be brothers as usual and call her ashewo, a devil sent into their family.[/quote]Exactly, which is why she should quietly find a replacement before both of the brothers dump her. She's not going to look any younger.

I would have commented but as usual, my aunty (jenny) and osisi have dished it out properly. I don't think I would have been that blunt though but there's nothing new to this situation. All the OP needs to know is that karma is a b***h and two wrongs don't make a right. She's just a woman, they are brothers and blood is thicker than water/bodily fluids

Why are you fearing? If you like cheat sogbo? When they catch you, I hope they slap you too

I just realized, the other woman took the groceries and drove off. . . the man no get food chop be that o! Sharp lady! She denied him and zoomed off.

Same Answer. . . heck no!

He's too indecisive. One moment he's celibate. Another, he's in playboy mansion.

Thank you, let me know. He looks like an Aristo kinda guy. . . I wish the lady slapped him sef. . . she fall my hand.

Nope . . . he's got too many women on his hands already.

_{*writes in journal*}

LOL - I saw that, you have issues. . . I promise you

Abeg, I want to see the guy's face. I have a feeling his last name is not Usman either. . . Ogidiboy, please give us the face.

LOL! I want to know the exact problem he has with this. Does he want us to become enablers? This is really hilarious. I love the fact that he's mad that people are helping us clean up our image in another country.
However, these people acting as spies should spy for their country first before spying for another country police. Maybe if we actually had a police force, we could hire South Africans to spy for us too. . .

Rubbish and Jargon. . . I know it has its uses but for now, this gives more room for danger.

What is a woman doing carting that kind of money around in her car? I want to feel sorry for her but what for now?!
How do human beings still cart around such money in such peril? I hope she recovers her car. . . as for the money, I hope they are enjoying the fruits of her stupidity.