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CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Mortiple(m): 10:19am On Apr 03, 2008
ifyalways:
Trev na mortiple ndi mba9,ndeewonu.gini mere na ndi Ubomiri e nweghi mmiri na ala ha huh o nwere film m lere,unu e nwere ike i kowara m?a nuru m na ha na aga na"OHI" na "EGBEADA" aga echu mmiri.
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Ify nwanyi oma, kedu kwanu ebe Egbeada di? EGBEADA no na ime Ubommiri. (I stand to be corrected) Ndi Ubommiri gara chuo mmiri na Egbeada, oka bu na ala Ubommiri. Oburu gwodi na Egbeada bu ndi agbata obi ha, oka bu otu ihe ahu. Agbataobi onye bu nwanne ya.

Anyway, thanks for your observation. Agam a consult enyim onye Ubommiri for more 'nkowaciation'.

Faketan, Echelon, Ikomi, Ynot, Monshege, na kwa ndi ozo na akwalite asusu na omenala Igbo, oga adiri nnu mma o! (Ga asi m OFOOO (Iseeehhh)!


Ify nne, ibu onye ebe?
Trev, nwa mama, kedu ebe isi na ala Mbaitolu?
SportsRe: Best Soccer Analyst On Radio/TV? by Mortiple(m): 3:43pm On Apr 01, 2008
(1) Michel Obi

(2) Ken Ochonogor

(3) others
Jobs/VacanciesRe: At Long Last, God Has Landed Me Oceanic Bank Job by Mortiple(m): 2:15pm On Apr 01, 2008
Congrats Brother man!

You see say God no dey sleep! In fact, God has just started with you. May He grant the heart desires of all Nairalanders. Amen.

Anyway, when you receive your first pay, don't forget to pay your tithe so that things no go tight.

Thereafter, gather all the 'Elders' of Nairaland for prayers (as tradition demands) lol. grin

Once again, congratulations!
CultureRe: Nairaland Is Becoming Abhorable Pls by Mortiple(m): 6:11pm On Mar 28, 2008
almondjoy:
Exactly. . .but you will find so called born agains in romance and sexuality threads telling others who, how, when, what and where to have sex! Imagine the effrontery? I went to check that "Shall We Pray" thread. . . did not see any of them there ooooooooooooooooooooooh! But when it comes to "phockmatics" they want to come over there and preach. Infact, may amadioha solder their hairy anuses! angry
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CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Mortiple(m): 5:29pm On Mar 28, 2008
christiely:
cha cha cha nu mma manu!nde be anyi kedu?e ji m na aka na ahu siri unu ike.
represntin mbaitoli l.g.a Imo State,Nwachinemere 1 of Nairaland.Lol
Nwanna Christiely, Mbaitolu (Mba9) adigwo represented. Ibia-ruo-la! Ndibe anyi si na aburu na ahughi na nta gwuru agwu (a clan that is not well represented in a communal hunting exercise has probably gone extinct!) Mbaitolu so kwa biri.
CultureRe: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by Mortiple(m): 5:15pm On Mar 28, 2008
Ify Nneoma, birikwe o!

Asi na obu mere mere mere nadighi ekwe umu nwanyi gba aji-onu (afu-onu) (Over labouring is responsible for women's inability to grow beard like their men counterparts). Nsogbu adighi.

Abatalam na ogba (court).

Ndebe edebere dike adighi mma, ewepu dike, obodo ajuo oyi (many do not appreciate the existence of the village warrior, yet his eventual demise has turn the village into a sleepy one)!

Orimiri atala, ma azu anwu la!

Deme deme!
RomanceRe: I Am Going Crazy. Someone, Please Help Me by Mortiple(m): 3:42pm On Mar 27, 2008
What might have caused the sudden switch? Did you unknowingly belittled yourself before her (no insult meant). Have you at any time tried to impress her? Did you give her false impression about yourself? Could it also be that she overrated you initially?

Anyway, ask her out; let her know how you feel about her. If she declines, then give her a break and try again in future.

Meanwhile, don't let jealousy be your greatest undoing. Ignore those other colleagues of yours.
RomanceRe: I Am Going Crazy. Someone, Please Help Me by Mortiple(m): 3:40pm On Mar 27, 2008
shinzo abe:
PLEASE HELP ME:
I’m in love with someone in my office – but she does not love me back. I was part of the panel that interviewed her. After then, she started feeling something for me [or, so I thought], but at that time, I was not feeling anything for her.

My major problem is that right now, it is as if my eyes have just been opened. I am feeling something for this girl [just about 24 or 25]. But it now appears that she no longer feels me. Instead, she is now talking to some of my colleagues who she once hated.

What might have caused the sudden switch? Did you unknowingly belittled yourself before her (no insult meant). Have you at any time tried to impress her? Did you give her false impression about yourself? Could it also be that she overrated you initially?

Anyway, ask her out; let her know how you feel about her. If she declines, then give her a break and try again in future.

Meanwhile, don't let jealousy be your greatest undoing. Ignore those other colleagues of yours.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Mortiple(m): 4:01pm On Mar 26, 2008
RuuDie:
I think for the GUNNERS its a case of lack of depth, quality and SPUNK. . . . . .

Its not enough to have a large squad. . . . . . but to have one thats large in quantity and quality!
Look at UTD, they do have a lot of young players in that squad, but those are quality players that can hold their own anywhere, anytime! They paid top $$$ for 'em too. . . .
TRUE TALK BRODA!
Boys and Men, though all have 'long thing' but never age mate. Boys (I mean Gunners) will always be boys!
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: P-squere Dub Hhwa A ‘yoruba Hip Hop Awards' by Mortiple(m): 9:00am On Mar 25, 2008
@dont8

What is your motive for posting this thread? Create animosity between Igbos and Yorubas or better still between P-Square and westerners (Yorubas)? What do you stand to gain, brother? Could it be you have something against p-square? Perhaps, you are jealous of their success.

Your info has no authentic source. Don't you think such news would have made headline, yet no journalist heard it, ONLY YOU! Haba!

Anyway, thank you, we are least interested.
RomanceRe: Marriage Proposal After Four Days by Mortiple(m): 4:12pm On Mar 13, 2008
4 DAYS ARE rather too short.

Hope, the guy is not trying to cover up something here! A lady I know escaped marrying an impotent man under this guise. Pause and think (Selah)!

RomanceRe: Marriage Proposal After Four Days by Mortiple(m): 4:09pm On Mar 13, 2008
4 DAYS is rather too short.

Hope, the guy is not trying to cover up something here! A lady I know escaped marrying an impotent man under this guise. Pause and think (Selah)!

RomanceRe: Question For Guys: by Mortiple(m): 3:58pm On Mar 13, 2008
With all due respect, I can not. grin grin Me, date a 'young' woman with kids (a tokunbo)? Count me out. grin grin
CultureRe: An Ibo Woman Married To A Yoruba Man? by Mortiple(m): 2:51pm On Mar 13, 2008
embarassed embarassed na wao! this is not fair. cry cry cry
Music/RadioRe: Musicians Promoting Fraud by Mortiple(m): 12:02pm On Mar 13, 2008
@Mgboorie

This is it: http://www.gtbplc.com/
CultureRe: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by Mortiple(m): 2:45pm On Mar 10, 2008
@Echelon

Nwanna, Ilu ndia kagara akaga! Jisie ike

@Ifyalways
ifyalways:
o dim nwute,e nweghim ezigbo olu i for don go try now cheesy lekwa umu anyi,they might not get to hear any igbo highlife,egwu mere ndi igbo ji di iche.anyway o ga adi nma.

talking of sonny bobo,o nwere otu nwa amadi obu,o na aza saro wiwa(a mahgi m his reasons) egwu ya di uto too.
Ify nwanyi oma,

Sunny Bobo na agba mbo kama obu egwu ndiozo ka ona eti (copycat).

Saro Wiwa na agba mbo kama amayim ihe mere oji zaa aha onye iro Ndigbo (Ken Saro Wiwa - an enemy of Ndigbo). Enwerem ofu egwu ahu otiri abua - 2 Audio CDs.
Kedu maka Eluigwe Ugorji - Uwa to uto fufu (the world is sweet and bitter) My favourite!
Kedu kwanu maka Chima Ekeh - Obaraeze (i.e. the wealthy one) - also fantastic!
Dr. Sir Foreigner so kwaa biri.

Egwu ndia ka ana akpo EGWU BONGO! (The Music of Owerri people and sorrounding towns).

Ify nwada, ekelem gi ozo kwa!
CultureRe: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by Mortiple(m): 5:42pm On Mar 07, 2008
youngies:
It gladdens my heart to know that there are so many Igbo sons and daughters who are already stepping into the big shoes left behind by these our aged and dead heros.

In the music scene, I need not remind you of folks like: the famed Peter & Paul Okoye (P square), Faze, Sunny Bobo, NaggaRaw, Ikechukwu e.t.c

We shall overcome!!
Nwanna Youngies,
Ndia ikporo aha adiyi eti egwu Igbo di ka ndi Ify kporo aha (different genres of music).
Ify na ekwu ndi na eti egwu Igbo kpomkwem! Ndi nile ikporo aha na eti egwu ndi beke (they all play western influenced music except Sunny Bobo).

Ify na ekwu maka ndi na eti egwu (not singers - who can't play any musical instrument except MICROPHONE). Ochiedike dika - Celestine Ukwu (RIP), Celestine Obiakor, Ali Chukwuma, Paulson Kanu, Bright Chimezie, Oriental Brothers, Peacock Int'l Guitar Band, Ederi Olariche, Imo Brothers, Orlu Brothers, Skylak Guitar Band (Dan Orji), Captain Mudi Ibe, Joe Nez, Ikenga Superstars, Nelly Uchendu, Area Scatter, na ndi ozo.

Ndi na eti egwu ugbua na deceive onwefa in the name of Gospel. Onye obula na acho ego!

http://www.radiopalmwine.com/radio/igbo

Ndewo nu!




RomanceRe: Move On!!!!!! by Mortiple(m): 12:54pm On Mar 07, 2008
@poster

I appreciate your courage to tell us your story brother.

I will not join many who are 'playing' saints especially guys in condemning you. We do find ourselves in tight situations such as this.

The watchwords are (1) Self-control (2) Self-discipline (3) Self-Respect (4) Mind Conditioning.

Dont do anything foolish. Remember the girl is just fourteen. Think of the consequence and implications.

Temptation is not sin. Sin is inability to resist temptation. Elders do say that laughter does not push anyone to the ground, rather it is the fellow who is laughing that consciously falls down for laughter. (Hope you understand?)

The problem might be that you are not fixed up with any babe presently. At 28, I expect you should be dating a grown up lady, preparatory towards marriage. This may take your mind off the poor toddler.

The girl is a NAKED WIRE. Please keep off! Else, it will electrocute (destroy) you!

RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Lose Interest In Relationships After The Chase? by Mortiple(m): 12:08pm On Mar 07, 2008
Why do guys lose interest in a relationship after the chase?

Another reason: the guy may have discovered the babe does not possess the qualities he is looking for, which he initially thought she had. Na person wey near person dey perceive the mouth odour of that person.
HealthRe: Is There Any Cure For Stammering/stuttering? by Mortiple(m): 5:38pm On Mar 05, 2008
CultureRe: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by Mortiple(m): 3:05pm On Mar 05, 2008
Akwuna kawa nka, ya eyiwe akwa (uwe) ocha, ndi mmadu asi na obu owu mmiri (when age begins to catch up with a harlot, she would form the habit of wearing white clothes, and the public would say that she is being disturbed by marine spirit).

RomanceRe: Funny Marriage Proposal by Mortiple(m): 12:57pm On Mar 05, 2008
Chigotex:
, the proposal sounded as if the guy has a lot of reasons why he should not marry her but has finally make up his mind.
O baby maybe u er still 25, by the time u get to 35, u will find out that no matter how it comes, na proposal.
Thanks Chigo,

I have no doubt that the lady is not yet ready or betterstill mature for marriage. I am disappointed that almost immediately after the man proposed marriage to her, she wasted no time by informing her friend, and even asked her to post it on Nairaland.

I wonder the kind of wife this lady will be - Information Minister, may be.

Aisha2, even u sef? Na wao!
CultureRe: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by Mortiple(m): 11:42am On Mar 05, 2008
ifyalways:
ilu a na nkowa ya ekweghim nghota biko.uburu eke m needs to be helped here.
oso:onye na aso
nwanyi isi nkpe:agadu/ajadu
soro yashocked kweghim nghota huh
na odu ezi:a pigs tail ka o bu gini huh
@topic,oji ihe nwata welie aka ya elu,mgbe aka jiri ya,o wetue ya.
youngies,ekwe m na isi cheesy
Ify nne, kam kowa ilu a ofuma (let me explain it properly)

Onye obula na atu egwu ilu nwayi isinkpe (whoever dreads getting married to a widow),
kwesiri isoo nnuko ya na nwayi isinkpe na odu ezii (must avoid moonlighting with her).

In Igbo (may be in my dialect)

Isinkpe - widow
odu ezii - moonlight


This is another one: Otele mara mma iji egbu opi, kama na enweyi ebe aga ejide aka mana egbu ya (the anus would have been a good instrument for fluting, unfortunately there is no where to hold, to make this achievable).
CelebritiesRe: Whop Is The Best Singer Amoung The Plantazion Boiz by Mortiple(m): 11:15am On Mar 05, 2008
There is no need for argument.

deebarca:
An artist with MTV AWARD, KORA AWARD, MOPO AWARD, AFIRCA MUSIC AWARD, NIGERIAN MUSIC AWARD, BEST AFRICAN ACT, AFRICAN FINEST, UNIQUE VOICE, one of the most featured artist in nigeria, featured in sip easy(freestye), africa(MODE9), stylee(jimmy jatt), jawon si(konga), Resonance etc. is first album sold over 2 million copy in two weeks of release(mtvbase). who amoung the nigerian artist can you compare with this?, talkless of faze and blackface He is simply the best.GIVE IT UP FOR 2 FACE IDIBIA. 2 BABA,
Thank you deebarca.

Award is a true reflection of people's opinion, which unarguably, is the voice of God.

GOOD: Black Face
BETTER: Faze
BEST: 2 Face
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Igbo Girls Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! by Mortiple(m): 6:01pm On Mar 04, 2008
Is he Mkpi-Hausa or Aturu Hausa?

Ndigbo do not bear such name as Okon. Its either he is not proud of his identity as an Igboland or otherwise, he is a foreigner in Igboland. lol. grin grin grin

The way him reply Easybabe fear me too! This guy go be an experienced professional girlfriend or wife-beater (I mean bedroom Mike Tyson). grin grin

okonsbaba:
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You should be a very DESCENT IGBO GIRL.
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
AutosRe: Bikers In Nigeria by Mortiple(m): 5:13pm On Mar 04, 2008
@blackracle

O boy, I get one for sale! Its actually a Honda 195. Sure you will like it. Na my own share of my grandpa's will. But you may have to travel with me to the village to take delivery. Selling Price: Free!! lol. grin grin grin

Alternatively, see the self-aclaimed Area Father, Charley Boy at Punk Palace, I am sure he will be of help.
SportsRe: Clemens Westerhof Says Siasia, Amokachi, Oliseh Are Baby Coaches by Mortiple(m): 10:06am On Mar 04, 2008
This is what I have to day:

WESTERHOF: It will be a disaster for the NFA to engage his services. I believe he has lost touch with modern coaching techniques. Can someone tell me what Westerhof has been doing since 1994? If he is such a world-class coach, why has he decided to remain in Nigeria claiming 'dutchgerian'? Besides, the terrain that he worked in 1994 is not same with that of 2008. A lot of changes have taken place.

[b]AMOKACHI:
I am yet to be convinced that he is a good coach. What impact did he make at Adamawa United? I advise him to start from a local clubside and build his coaching career from there or better still serve as an assistant to a National team coach.

OLISEH: I love him as a person/player but do not think he is ripe for such a job. He will do himself favour by accepting the post of an Assistant Coach, if offered to him.

KESHI: Big boss has tried once but failed. Let's not be deceived by his over-celebrated achievements in Togo. Mind you, Togo is not more than a state in Nigeria in all ramifications. Don't forget, his last exploit in Togo was a huge failure.

SIASIA: Check out his profile: World-class National team player (just like Keshi, Oliseh, Amokachi); Gold Medalist - Under 20 African tournament; Silver Medalist - Under 20 World Cup; on the verge of qualifying our Olympic Team to the Beijing Olympic in China, etc. What else do we want?

Without fear or failure, Siasia is the ideal man for the job. He has been consistent, focused, determined and successful.
CultureRe: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by Mortiple(m): 3:20pm On Mar 03, 2008
Ndigbo mma mma nu!

Oso nwanyi isinkpe soro ya na odu ezi (meaning: any man who has resolved never to marry a widow must avoid visiting her at night for moonlighting).

Ozu si we isi, enyi ka nwanne agbalaga (When corpse starts to decay, even the closest friends of the deceased would flee).


Igbo, biri nu!

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