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Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 9:17am On Jan 07, 2014
Luke 12:33-34
Sell your possessions and give to the poor: Provide purses for yourselves that will not wear out, a treasure in heaven that will not be exhausted, where no thief comes near and no moth destroys. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.




There is no God but Allah..
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 9:16am On Jan 07, 2014
Luke 12:15
Then [Jesus] said to them, “Watch out! Be on your guard against all kinds of greed; a man’s life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions..




Allah be Praised..
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 9:14am On Jan 07, 2014
Matthew 6:19-21
Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.






Allahu Akbar!
Education / Re: PTDF Gives Scholarships To 60 Nigerian Undergraduates In Norwegian University by MrAboki: 9:05am On Jan 07, 2014
Nigerians are funny!!


You all are celebrating the fact that the PTDF just used our monies to train Politicians relatives abroad.. grin

#Suckers... grin





- How many of you heard about this scholarship scheme?!
- How many of you wrote the exam or applied or ..... Infact, what was the methodology used in selecting the qualified candidates?!


Abeg!! Make I waka commot here... My problems big pass scholarship for Norway grin
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 9:00am On Jan 07, 2014
hohafrank: Their material possessions is nothing compare to their spirituality,which you can't quantify.So better wake up and be serious in your spiritual life in order to leave in abundance and make heaven as well.These men of God toil day and night spiritually,hence God bless them beyond measure.Sit up and apply yourself to spiritual matters and see how God will bless you.I wish you the best.




Wow!!


And you know this how?!

Are you Jesus?!

Like I tell some christians, you better pack light clothing, Hell is gonna be hot as F#@$#$K..



Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 8:54am On Jan 07, 2014
Orikinla: So none of them has up to $1 billion?
Children of the kingdom should be the richest people on earth.
We have really fallen short of the glory of God, because we should be the first and not lagging behind.



If Jesus had known that his death would be exploited by greedy Pastors to fleece his sheep, he would have fought off the ROmans when they came to arrest him..


Politics / Re: Don't Contest 2015 Election- Prophet Warns Jonathan by MrAboki: 8:28am On Jan 07, 2014
beloved dan: I have read many prophecies for 2014, and almost all of them are bordering on politics and chaos. Does it mean that God has no good things for millions of hardworking, faithful nigerians? Is God only interested in these corrupt politicians?


Yup!! God only loves the rich.. grin They pay bigger tithes & give bigger offerings.. grin
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 8:27am On Jan 07, 2014
Sunglow: And who gave Solomon his wealth?


SOLOMON WAS A KING!!!

David his father was a king..

Where do you think his wealth came from?!

He was born into wealth..
Technology Market / Re: We Buy Used Atm Batteries,mast Batteries;inverter Batteries And Trailer Batteries by MrAboki: 8:25am On Jan 07, 2014
So... How much are you buying them for?!
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 8:24am On Jan 07, 2014
m.k.o2005:

Did the scripture says it's not possible ? It only said it is difficult but with God all things are possible ! Don't be surprise that by the time u die wretched (not ur potion though)you will meet these men there in heaven becos i pray u make it to heaven !
God help us


OYEDEPO & ADEBOYE are both richer than Benny Hinn, Creflo Dollar and T,D Jakes..

grin




And People say that God does not Love Nigerians.. grin


There is no God but Allah... Allahu Akbar!!! Allahu Akbar!!!!!
Crime / Re: 5 Policemen Detained For Renting Rifle To Kidnappers by MrAboki: 10:49pm On Jan 06, 2014
me_for_you: metropolitan police London on routine duties dont bear arms. This must be a member of their elite forces


NOT all officers inn the Nigerian Police carry arms.
Crime / Re: 5 Policemen Detained For Renting Rifle To Kidnappers by MrAboki: 3:58pm On Jan 06, 2014
lynpetra:


You are very correct.If I am left with an opinion on this stand,i'd say that Nigeria needs to go back to military rule.My Opinion.An average Nigerian is lawless!!!Again,I ask the question,who is to be blamed??


We all..

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TV/Movies / Re: 76' Movie - Trailer + (Is This The Best Nigerian Film Yet)? by MrAboki: 3:20pm On Jan 06, 2014
If it was not Produced and Marketted by "Ossy Affasson & Son Enterprises or Chico Ejiro productions" of Shop 15, Alaba Intl. Market, 51/52 Iweka Rd Onitsha, 11 Ebimpeju Lane Idumota & 23 Pound road Aba...



I am not Interested.. angry

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Crime / Re: 5 Policemen Detained For Renting Rifle To Kidnappers by MrAboki: 3:17pm On Jan 06, 2014
lynpetra:




Ofala,this your English get level o.
BTW,I support you.


Mass Reorientation has been tried and it failed.. Do you remember the Aknuyili "Rebrand Nigeria Project?


The only thing that has worked was the "War Against Indiscipline" and it was only successful for a hort period and never lasted beyond the Government that instituted it because it was done by the use of force and not by teaching the people to live that way..
Politics / Re: Don't Contest 2015 Election- Prophet Warns Jonathan by MrAboki: 3:14pm On Jan 06, 2014
simpleseyi:

I can see that you are very angry that the "lord" is saying different things to different "men of god". Me too, I no understand this "god" and the "men of god". Don't get yourself worked out because you are not one of the 2 animals in Aso Rock that will spend millions of naira on food this year, so why your stress then? Take Garri Ijebu with cold water and Mallam's Kuli-kuli to cool your temper.

But, I am sorry for myself and my people. Politicians either PDP, APC, APGA or LP are embezzling our money and we are here fighting ourselves because of the looters. These politicians have divided us along ethnic and religious lines and we are here fighting ourselves on their behalf. Are these politicians using Yoruba's juju or Okija-juju or Amadioha to manipulate us? Because I cannot see why we should be fighting for people that are milking us dry. They sent their children to universities abroad and close our universities here for 6 months. LASU school fees is up to 350,000 naira for medical students whereas Fashola enjoyed free education up till university level. They fly in private jets but ban importation of second hand cars. If these politicians are not manipulating us with juju, but we just decide to fight for them while they are embezzling our money then, we must all be mad.



The whole world is Mad hommie.. #Fact!!



I'm just enjoying the madness and trying to make the best out of this fuckery that we live in..

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Properties / Re: 2014 The Year Of The New Lagos Electronic Certificate Of Occupancy ( E-C of O) by MrAboki: 12:18pm On Jan 06, 2014
Hmmm... I hope that Yoruba boy called "OLUWOLE" will not start forging this document as well... angry

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Crime / Re: 5 Policemen Detained For Renting Rifle To Kidnappers by MrAboki: 12:13pm On Jan 06, 2014
all4naija: What is trash about that? But Nigerian police has failed to exhibit trust. You are the one talking trash,dude!


Dude..

Suggesting the outright taking away of guns from the Police is outrightly ridiculous.. You might as well abolish them because they become just as powerful as Traffic wardens..

Incase you have forgotten, the fight not against just flesh & blood, but also sofisticated weapons and daredevil men of the underworld with little to nothing to lose.

How do you kill a Man armed with a GPMG with a baton?! grin
Crime / Re: 5 Policemen Detained For Renting Rifle To Kidnappers by MrAboki: 12:09pm On Jan 06, 2014
all4naija: London metropolitan police is a good example.It is only in Nigeria all police men go about with AK47. Why won't they be feeling opportune to do what they like with such power?


You mean like the baton in this London Metropolitan Police officers hands?! grin






Are you sure you have been to London in the Uinted Kingdom, or are you talking about Osapa London in Lekki Lagos.. grin

iKid, iKid.. grin
Crime / Re: 5 Policemen Detained For Renting Rifle To Kidnappers by MrAboki: 11:57am On Jan 06, 2014
GustavoFring:

Policemen of Ibo extraction will surely contrive to rent out their batons as well.

Underestimate the greed of the indigbo at your own peril...


Trivia Questions of the Day...

1. Who was Tafa Balogun?!

2. What tribe in Nigeria is he from?!

3. How many count charges were brought against him be the EFCC

4. How much money did he steal and return to the EFCC?!

5. How do you feel about the foolishness you exhited in your post above?!


Please answer all Questions..

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Crime / Re: 5 Policemen Detained For Renting Rifle To Kidnappers by MrAboki: 11:44am On Jan 06, 2014
all4naija: Nigerian police will never stop fooling the country! There is need to do something about that sector. Stop police from using guns. Please give them batons!

Thank you.


And when they come face to face with armed robbers, what should they do?! Throw the batons at them or what?!


Na wah o!!

The problem with the Police is not the guns that they carry...
Crime / Re: 5 Policemen Detained For Renting Rifle To Kidnappers by MrAboki: 11:38am On Jan 06, 2014
nijanigga:
I'm not trying to be accuse anybody, but trust be since money is involved and this occurred in the east, those policemen are highly likely to be N'digbo.


The tribalism Jokes for this thread has been exhausted..


Only sensible comments allowed from here on or else, you will be banned.. angry
Family / Re: Calling Off Wedding After Introduction? by MrAboki: 11:21am On Jan 06, 2014
kulyie: really grin
No!!


Send me that babe pin for inbox.. grin
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Speech At The Conclusion Of Third Vatican Council. by MrAboki: 11:20am On Jan 06, 2014
babestell:

In this particular context, what do you think?


Still Thinking...
Technology Market / Re: We Buy Used Atm Batteries,mast Batteries;inverter Batteries And Trailer Batteries by MrAboki: 11:18am On Jan 06, 2014
OP

How much do you buy used inverter batteries? And what do you use them for..

I need to know incase you are buying them to make bombs and shii!t..
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Speech At The Conclusion Of Third Vatican Council. by MrAboki: 11:13am On Jan 06, 2014
babestell: Origins: On December 2013, the Diversity Chronicle blog published an article positing that at the Third Vatican Council, Pope Francis had condemned racism and declared that "all religions are true":
Shortly afterwards links and excerpts referencing this article were being circulated via social media, with many of those who encountered the item mistaking it for a genuine news item. However, the article was just a spoof: No Third Vatican Council has been convened (the Second Vatican Council took place in the early 1960s), and the blog that published this item, the Diversity Chronicle includes a disclaimer noting that "The original content on this blog is largely satirical."
Read more at http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/francis.asp#MSlcDcZ8jCyxUti2.99

@OP
The Bible clearly tells us not to give false witness. You read the article on the Diversity blog and also saw the disclaimer but you still went ahead to post it on Nairaland without posting the disclaimer as well. Just know that God fights for the oppressed and maligned, a word is enough for the wise

Is the catholic Church the oppressed or the Oppressor?!
Politics / Re: Don't Contest 2015 Election- Prophet Warns Jonathan by MrAboki: 11:12am On Jan 06, 2014
engrfcuksmtin: @the shedding of the corrupt leaders, I pray this should come to pass. I also prohesy that all their supporters will go down with them.


Who the fucck made you a Prophet Mr. Fucksomething.. angry
Family / Re: Calling Off Wedding After Introduction? by MrAboki: 11:08am On Jan 06, 2014
kulyie: grin why


Crime / Re: 5 Policemen Detained For Renting Rifle To Kidnappers by MrAboki: 11:02am On Jan 06, 2014
omusiliyu:
Ewu.. You must be one of the Ndigbo Youths that beat up the Ohaneze Ndigbo chiefs over the sharing formular of GEJ+Oduah's Bribe.

Okay!! I think you have exhausted your tribalism quota for the day.. angry


Now please contribute something meaningful to the thread..


Thanks!

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Family / Re: Calling Off Wedding After Introduction? by MrAboki: 10:58am On Jan 06, 2014
numdes: Hi, guys! I've been dating a guy from afar(long distance relationship). I know him personally but we've not really spent time together coz of distance. I'm in Lagos and He's in Abuja.
He always appears to be this very quiet, gentle and loving person.
And he proposed to me immediately so we really didn't date.
He came with his family for introduction.
Then I travelled to spend some time with him and. His people.
I saw a very different side of him. Anger, lying, badmouthing me to his family and he kept calling my people to report me for little things that we can easily deal with as a couple.
I'm fed up, I'm calling of this wedding, my question is: is it too late after introduction? I really need matured advice. Thanks




I sense alot of lies in this story..


Dont ask me why..
Crime / Re: 5 Policemen Detained For Renting Rifle To Kidnappers by MrAboki: 10:44am On Jan 06, 2014
omusiliyu: On seeing the headline i already knew that it will be in the east. Ndigbo love Money pass anything. Like if you agree




grin


[img]http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/thumbnail.php?file=Nigerian_Police15_172583986.jpg&size=article_large[/img]

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Politics / Re: Don't Contest 2015 Election- Prophet Warns Jonathan by MrAboki: 10:32am On Jan 06, 2014
Taaaa Shattap there... angry APC Prophet..


The Lord does not want Jonathan to contest, but wants Buhari and Tinubu to contest.. grin

Tell the Lord that this is a democracy and not his old testament style of selecting Kings from one family.. angry

If the Lord does not want Jonathan to be president, he should go and register with INEC, get a Voters card and cast his vote for his candidate. angry

Sadly though, the Lord is an Isreali Jew and not eligible to vote in Nigeria... grin

Tell the Lord to focus of Isreal and Leave Nigerian Politics alone.. angry


[size=18pt]PDP & Jonathan till 2019... angry[/size] Any Baggar wey no like am can apply for Cotonou Green Card and get out.. angry

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Crime / Re: 5 Policemen Detained For Renting Rifle To Kidnappers by MrAboki: 10:13am On Jan 06, 2014
Officer must wac... grin

You take people from the lowest echelon of society with little or no education and zero sense of National pride nor patriotism and Arm them after a very poor training session, Pay them peanuts with little incentives and give them the hardest, life threatening job of fighting criminals.. WETIN YOU EXPECT?!

Their Oga is living in a big mansion and they are made to stay under the Sun to protect him.

If they die in service, their families welfare is left to GOD alone.

If they get injured in the line of duty, their welfare package is meagre and even ontop of that, the money doesn not come regularly.



grin


One day, they will snap and kill you.. angry

What those officers did is bad, but can you truly say we are surprised?

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