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Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 3:35pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
Joshthefirst: toh. May we see na. Now this is getting ridiculous.. Archeaologists and Scientists that have discovered these ancient Pyramids and dated them using Carbon Dating (the most accurate form of dating available to mankind) have come out with their findings and you still dont agree.. The Bible which was written by unknown people, with outrageous stories, no present evidence to back it up, never been verified AND then compiled by the Catholic church under the orders of a King who was trying to use religion as a form of control says it... You dont ask for Dating or proof, you just agree.. O now I believe you... I never considered the water beneath the earth... DAMN YOU UNDERGROUND WATER... |
Crime / Re: Two Close Friends Fight Bloody Over A Lady In Lagos (LOOK) by MrAboki: 3:25pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
My Niggas... Guess who is fhucking her whilst one is recieving treatment and the other one is behind bars... |
Romance / Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by MrAboki: 3:21pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
ritoto: I wil advise u dnt tell her. It wil break their home. If dey eventually make up cos dey wil definitely do, you wil bcom their arch-enemy. D man can defend it & tel ur sista dat u r seducing him. Ur sista wil hate u. Now I'm sure you are regretting not fhcuking the guy abi... OP... The moral lesson from the post above is dont slack.. Do the needful. |
Romance / Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by MrAboki: 3:19pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
titomontana: Dont mind all these evil people.. They want her to kill her sister and the unborn baby because of this small matter.. The OP needs to go help her sister out. Its a family affair so nothing spoil.. |
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Tee Billz & Tiwa Savage: His Hand On Her Butt by MrAboki: 3:16pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
crazymommy: Me likey. Me like you.. |
Celebrities / Re: Majid Michel’s Wife, Virna And Daughters (photos) by MrAboki: 3:04pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
OC cool: God dey soak your cane inside kerosene[\b] [b]I have repented o!! |
Politics / Re: My Take On Stella Oduah's Fake MBA Degree - Femi Fani-kayode by MrAboki: 3:02pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
This Fani Kayode fellow is a Bastard.. 5 Likes |
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 2:59pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
989900: You brought me the stories.. Show me the proof of them all.. Show me verifiable proofs posted in renowned Journals by renowed Scientists.. If not, you must believe me when I tell you that My Father is the Younger Brother of Jesus who was also born via Immaculate conception and My Grandmother who had 10 sons died a Virgin.. O!! And My Brother also was swallowed by a Sardine and he still lives there currently.. I visited him last week.. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 2:54pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
Joshthefirst: wetin you dey tok here aboki? Menene ka-ina yi? Go and read the bibilical account of the flood and look at our world today. There is more than enough evidence. And don't begin to dey tok of logic oo. The atheists I argued with earlier believe in illogic and destructive physics and they accuse me of being illogical. You want to tell me, a Geological Engineer about the proof that the entire earth was once flooded at the same time.. Na wah o!! Now I feel like an e-bully.. Okay.. Did you know that; 1. The Great Pyramid of Cheops was built about 2589-2566 BC, about 230 years before the flood, yet it has no water marks on it. 2. The Djoser Step Pyramid at Saqqara, Egypt, built about 2630 BC doesn't show any signs of having been under water. 3. the Egyptians have continuous historical records for hundreds of years before and after the time of the flood that make no mention of a great flood. 4. To cover even Mount Ararat, where Noah's Ark supposedly landed after the flood, in 40 days would require over 400 feet of water per day. That's not 400 inches, but 400 feet a day. NOTE:: Forget that crap you wrote about the Mountains not being that high because the Bible speaks of great mountains in the time before the flood. Were these great mountains mentioned in the Bible only a few feet high? Just to jog your biblical memory, please read: Exodus 19:16-19.. And tell me that a mountain that has coulds resting on it was a small mountain.. Or your defence would be that the clouds were lower in those days... iKid, iKid.. Finally For now..:: Go and read the Babylonian story of Gilgamesh (Which is older than the story of Noah..).. Then come back and tell me what you noticed in the story.. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 2:27pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
Reachboy: Get this right Jesus was never poor. Are you calling Jesus and the Bible Writers Lairs?! Be careful lest you sin and end up in Hell... |
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 2:13pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
989900: And because you dont understand any of the things you wrote in your post, you simply take the lazy mans option oof attributing it to God instead of researching it further to unravel the mystery.. And did you know that Bruce Gernon's story was never verified by anybody but himself?! And that He also claims to have seen several UFOs.. And the Indian guy you spoke about not eating is Prahlad Jani.. His claims have also never been independently verified by Medical Scientists. Never heard of the electrocution guy, but its possible.. So much for Logic indeed.. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 2:12pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
989900: And because you dont understand any of the things you wrote in your post, you simply take the lazy mans option oof attributing it to God instead of researching it further to unravel the mystery.. So much for Logic indeed.. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Majid Michel’s Wife, Virna And Daughters (photos) by MrAboki: 12:02pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
yinkard4me: Dem go holla my NAME oNEDay PeadoALERT!! |
Celebrities / Re: Majid Michel’s Wife, Virna And Daughters (photos) by MrAboki: 11:57am On Jan 08, 2014 |
They look like those fulani begger Children you around Nigeria... 19 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Tee Billz & Tiwa Savage: His Hand On Her Butt by MrAboki: 11:53am On Jan 08, 2014 |
Abu Mikey: |
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Tee Billz & Tiwa Savage: His Hand On Her Butt by MrAboki: 11:53am On Jan 08, 2014 |
My only regret from last year, was not fhcuking that yansh when I had the chance.. Tiwa, I still love you and wish you the best in your marriage. If you ever decide to cheat, please contact me first... 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by MrAboki: 11:44am On Jan 08, 2014 |
Pretyangel25: 2 school, yea have told her but she's not happy dat I left 2day. Has that poor innocent man always been nice to you. Like Give you money, buy you stuff, be nice to you, e.t.c. If yes, How have you shown your appreciation for his niceness?! Finally; If this man were not your sisters husband, would you have F...K...D him?! |
Phones / Re: Have Anyone Successfully Guessed A Recharge Card Pin before? by MrAboki: 11:42am On Jan 08, 2014 |
Tried it once when I was younger and only just got my first phone (Sagem).. That time, MTN was not kind at all.. They barred the phone men. No need for that kind nonsense anymore. |
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 11:21am On Jan 08, 2014 |
danarchy4: Before you ask about the ark, find out where the hair on your head comes from, same with nails and teeth, find out how a tiny drop of sperm could mutate into bones and giants in after time, how the earth is suspending on the atmosphere with 5 billion souls, the force that wakes a death man after mentioning Jesus name,,,, instead of giving your life to Christ, keep fooling ur self by asking silly questions. If you dont still know the answers to those questions, then you are in the wrong place.. Where you need to be in is Primary 3.. Basic Science and Health Science. 2 Likes |
Phones / Re: Vivo Xplay 3S: World's First 2K Display Smartphone by MrAboki: 11:03am On Jan 08, 2014 |
How does this affect the call quality? 1 Like |
Fashion / Re: What Is The Difference Between Toning And Bleaching?? by MrAboki: 10:53am On Jan 08, 2014 |
Romance / Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by MrAboki: 10:48am On Jan 08, 2014 |
daa1: You have taken d rite step. God will send you helper. Don't mind those unreason people. Mr. Special Adviser, Will you help her?! When last did you offer alms to the beggars on the road. See how you people can give bad advise.. |
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 10:45am On Jan 08, 2014 |
Jaerymes: No.. The real problem with Man is that we still have humans like you who still are afraid to push the boundaries.. Ask questions, test Logic, etc.. How can you believe all those ridiculous stories in the Bible (which you subconciously know that they are far-fetched) without questioning them. Now if I were God, the people who will go to hell are those who failed to seek knowledge. God.. You dont even know what that is. All you know is that you have been told about the existence of a heavenly plain with winged Angels soaring around in white robes, a God with a Son and no wife and then the Holy Spirit who I still dont understand his role. You rely on religous manuscripts allegedly written by people who existed in a time when Malaria was a killer disease and the inventor of the Abacus would have been stoned. You are quick to swallow hook line and sinker the stories in the bible without even bothering to use the Sense that God has given you to ponder on them. Your playstation Analogy is re:tarded. I know Sony. Sony is real not imagined or read up in a book. Sony is still present and keeps updating the Playstation to match the present times. The most recent book of the Bible is still older than 1000 years. The day you conciously start using the brains that 'GOD' has given you, thats the day you would be free from bondage. The day you can read the story of Job and see it as God & Satan playing Ludo with a Humans life, then you will be free.. The day you read the Noah story and see that even if by chance that was ture, it was Genocide, then you will be emancipated, The day you look at the Bible and see it as an Isreali/Jewish package that has little regard for Blacks & Africa, then your salvation would have started. Even God sef no fit believe that a 600 year old Man could have built an Ark.. If I told you a story about my fore-fathers how Elder Aboki in 1400 B.C at the age of 500 years old impregnanted a Woman, you would say I am lying. If that same story were in the Bible, You would put your hands on it and be praying with it.. Now what is the Problem with Mankind again?! 6 Likes |
Autos / Re: How Authentic Is CARXUS.COM? by MrAboki: 10:29am On Jan 08, 2014 |
adetboy: Hi all, If the Ad is on Nairaland, its almost legit.. |
Romance / Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by MrAboki: 10:21am On Jan 08, 2014 |
Osama10: If you are really serious leave that house on Wednesday and return when she is coming back. Osama.. This is why I snitched your location to the CIA... |
Romance / Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by MrAboki: 10:19am On Jan 08, 2014 |
Shey you people are Happy now that she has moved out.. Na so una go just dey Nairaland dey give people bad advice... OP, I hope say when time for school fees and pocket money reach, you no go call ehn name o! You better make sure say the persin wey dey shine that your congo wey you dey hoard like gold hold enough money to support you.. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 7:05pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Frankenstein: 5000 people were fed with five loaves of bread. I'm sure you don't believe that too. The problem here is that some people are trying to use physical knowledge to understand spiritual things which is impossible. I believe that one... 4 Likes |
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 6:04pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
OLAADEGBU: We shouldnt believe the Bible?! |
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 5:56pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Mudley313: If Noahs Story Happened today |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 5:53pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
heefeholuwah: sir I beg to differ but I need to point our ur seemingly cryptic quasi-brilliant bible quote there..the statement "its easier for a camel to squeeze through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God" is infact both literary and non literary...in theology..it has been rightly explained that 'needle's eye' is infact a place in Jerusalem and not the hole of a needle used in sewing...'Needle's eye is like a back gate at jerusalem such that when the main gate has been locked..the people of jerusalem pass through this 'needle's eye' at the back of jerusalem...meanwhile its a small entrance...furthermore in the days of old...a camel was always significantly carrying loads..I.e...when the word 'camel' is said...the 1st tin that comes to one's mind is that it is an animal used for carriages....now back to the quote...for a camel to pass through the needle's eye...it needs to offload all that it is carrying b4 he can fit in the entrance....'''....so the passage simply means for a rich man to enter into heaven he needs to offload and careless about his riches and properties but that doesn't mean to gain entrance to heaven..one needs to be poor!...BIG NO!...the bible even speaks about God being the giver of wealth.prov 10:22...ecclesiastes.6:2..psalm 112:3...our God is not a poor God so we should be rich but we shouldn't allow our wealth take the place of God as number 1 in our lives..I hope my pedantic explanation was worthwhile...God bless Its funny how when you spoke of wealth, you went to the old testament.. When you spoke of 'the eye of the needle, you related it to speaking about a place in Jerusalem'.. I'm sure if I allow you speak about the 'If your arm causes you to sin, chop it off' passage, you will attribute it to a figure of speech.. Funny enough, being a Christian means being "CHRIST LIKE" and sadly sir; Christ was not a Wealthy man and preached against gathering of earthly wealth severally in the bible.. Infact, he outrightly told the Man in the scriptures preceeding the 'eye of the needle' verse, to go and sell off all his properties and give to the poor and come follow him.. THAT was not figurative.. |
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 5:44pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
QUESTION How long would it take for all the Animals in the world plus 4 Humans cramped up inside one ark to run out of Oxygen before they die?! |
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