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Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 3:35pm On Jan 08, 2014
Joshthefirst: toh. May we see na.

grin


according to which dating standards?

according to which dating standards?

no. Gimme your evidence then. There are only archaeological records that secular scientists date with faulty dating methods.

the bibilical records state that the water reserves beneath the crust broke open, and the rains fell constantly and torrentially for 40 days.
So it would have been very easy.

we're considering the possibility of a flood, I have said this earlier. You cannot consider this possibility that would have cause enough crust and landscape modifications with the view of contemporary landscape today.

as I said, you cannot argue this possibility with modern landscape.




go and read the record of the flood again, this time without religious or irreligious bias, like a true scientist that you are. grin











Now this is getting ridiculous..

Archeaologists and Scientists that have discovered these ancient Pyramids and dated them using Carbon Dating (the most accurate form of dating available to mankind) have come out with their findings and you still dont agree..


The Bible which was written by unknown people, with outrageous stories, no present evidence to back it up, never been verified AND then compiled by the Catholic church under the orders of a King who was trying to use religion as a form of control says it... You dont ask for Dating or proof, you just agree.. grin

O now I believe you... I never considered the water beneath the earth... grin DAMN YOU UNDERGROUND WATER... angry grin
Crime / Re: Two Close Friends Fight Bloody Over A Lady In Lagos (LOOK) by MrAboki: 3:25pm On Jan 08, 2014
My Niggas... grin




Guess who is fhucking her whilst one is recieving treatment and the other one is behind bars... grin



Romance / Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by MrAboki: 3:21pm On Jan 08, 2014
ritoto: I wil advise u dnt tell her. It wil break their home. If dey eventually make up cos dey wil definitely do, you wil bcom their arch-enemy. D man can defend it & tel ur sista dat u r seducing him. Ur sista wil hate u.

My frend's bf invited me 2 his house, i told my frend b4 going and askd her 2 come same tym 2 prove dat am telling her d truth. I even warned her nt 2 mention dat 2 d guy 4 any rizn watsoeva wen dey eventualy make up.

Just like we planned, she came. I pretended 2 b surprised wt her coming. my dear, wen d gbege hot. She opened up our discussn 2 d guy dat same day in my presence. I felt like a fool.

Cut story short, she hated me dat i want 2 break her r/shp she suffered 2 build. She cooked up a lot of stories and even brot it 2 skul. Telling ppl Dat she caught me red handed wt her bf. Wen i heard d story. I was shocked. Although she l8r apologized afta soiling my reputation wen her conscience started pricking her. I LEARNT MY LESSONS.

Wisdom is profitable 2 direct. My advice for u is to FLEE 4rm dat house.


Now I'm sure you are regretting not fhcuking the guy abi... angry



OP... The moral lesson from the post above is dont slack.. Do the needful.
Romance / Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by MrAboki: 3:19pm On Jan 08, 2014
titomontana:

Aaaahhh.... She can't tell an heavily pregnant woman who's at risk of high blood pressure such a thing, she won't only break her heart, it will explode which might lead to....

NB: Probably ur sister isn't allowing her hubby to make love to her anymore becos she's heavy, its ok to have sex until labour starts if there are no complications


Dont mind all these evil people.. angry

They want her to kill her sister and the unborn baby because of this small matter.. angry




The OP needs to go help her sister out. Its a family affair so nothing spoil..
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Tee Billz & Tiwa Savage: His Hand On Her Butt by MrAboki: 3:16pm On Jan 08, 2014
crazymommy: Me likey.

Me like you.. grin
Celebrities / Re: Majid Michel’s Wife, Virna And Daughters (photos) by MrAboki: 3:04pm On Jan 08, 2014
OC cool: God dey soak your cane inside kerosene[\b]


[b]I have repented o!! grin


Politics / Re: My Take On Stella Oduah's Fake MBA Degree - Femi Fani-kayode by MrAboki: 3:02pm On Jan 08, 2014
This Fani Kayode fellow is a Bastard.. angry

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Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 2:59pm On Jan 08, 2014
989900:

Oh I'm guessing you do. Kindly enlighten us oh "wise one".


And as far as their relation to logic goes, the above mentioned examples are illogical, but of course reality. Which negates your assumption that if it's not logical, then it's impossible.


You brought me the stories..

Show me the proof of them all..

Show me verifiable proofs posted in renowned Journals by renowed Scientists..

If not, you must believe me when I tell you that My Father is the Younger Brother of Jesus who was also born via Immaculate conception and My Grandmother who had 10 sons died a Virgin..


O!! And My Brother also was swallowed by a Sardine and he still lives there currently.. I visited him last week.. grin

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Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 2:54pm On Jan 08, 2014
Joshthefirst: wetin you dey tok here aboki? Menene ka-ina yi? Go and read the bibilical account of the flood and look at our world today. There is more than enough evidence. And don't begin to dey tok of logic oo. The atheists I argued with earlier believe in illogic and destructive physics and they accuse me of being illogical. grin

Ina wini? grin




This thread has gone far. Smh.


And evil brain still repeated the nonsense questions again?
Chei.

The bible specifically says noah took different kinds. The landscape was much different then. The mountains then, if a flood as great as that occurred, would be much lower and different from the ones of today. HIV is a virus. Different strains of viruses appear very quickly. If people are still arguing about viruses and microbes here, they are joking, not to be taken seriously. grin


You want to tell me, a Geological Engineer about the proof that the entire earth was once flooded at the same time.. grin

Na wah o!! Now I feel like an e-bully.. grin


Okay.. Did you know that;

1. The Great Pyramid of Cheops was built about 2589-2566 BC, about 230 years before the flood, yet it has no water marks on it. grin

2. The Djoser Step Pyramid at Saqqara, Egypt, built about 2630 BC doesn't show any signs of having been under water.

3. the Egyptians have continuous historical records for hundreds of years before and after the time of the flood that make no mention of a great flood.

4. To cover even Mount Ararat, where Noah's Ark supposedly landed after the flood, in 40 days would require over 400 feet of water per day. That's not 400 inches, but 400 feet a day.

NOTE:: Forget that crap you wrote about the Mountains not being that high because the Bible speaks of great mountains in the time before the flood. Were these great mountains mentioned in the Bible only a few feet high?

Just to jog your biblical memory, please read: Exodus 19:16-19.. And tell me that a mountain that has coulds resting on it was a small mountain.. Or your defence would be that the clouds were lower in those days... grin iKid, iKid.. grin





Finally For now..:: Go and read the Babylonian story of Gilgamesh (Which is older than the story of Noah..).. Then come back and tell me what you noticed in the story..

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Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 2:27pm On Jan 08, 2014
Reachboy: Get this right Jesus was never poor.



Are you calling Jesus and the Bible Writers Lairs?! shocked shocked


Be careful lest you sin and end up in Hell...
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 2:13pm On Jan 08, 2014
989900:

Logic?! Really?! tell that to a solipsist or heretic. Hell, we can't even all agree 1+1=2.

Tell me how logic explains a man in India who's not eaten, drank nor passed urine nor stool for 70 years.

Or, his fellow country man who tried to commit suicide by hugging a high voltage transformer, only to discover the transformer had nothing on him. He can't be electrocuted. Now if that was written in the bible you'd call it fairy tale.

Or ask Bruce Gernon how he was able to do a time warp of 30 minutes forward in time, and 100 miles forward in space over the Bermuda triangle which is just one of the many mysteries surrounding that axis (so much for time and space being constants).

So much for "logic".


And because you dont understand any of the things you wrote in your post, you simply take the lazy mans option oof attributing it to God instead of researching it further to unravel the mystery..

And did you know that Bruce Gernon's story was never verified by anybody but himself?! And that He also claims to have seen several UFOs.. grin
And the Indian guy you spoke about not eating is Prahlad Jani.. His claims have also never been independently verified by Medical Scientists.

Never heard of the electrocution guy, but its possible..


So much for Logic indeed.. grin



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Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 2:12pm On Jan 08, 2014
989900:

Logic?! Really?! tell that to a solipsist or heretic. Hell, we can't even all agree 1+1=2.

Tell me how logic explains a man in India who's not eaten, drank nor passed urine nor stool for 70 years.

Or, his fellow country man who tried to commit suicide by hugging a high voltage transformer, only to discover the transformer had nothing on him. He can't be electrocuted. Now if that was written in the bible you'd call it fairy tale.

Or ask Bruce Gernon how he was able to do a time warp of 30 minutes forward in time, and 100 miles forward in space over the Bermuda triangle which is just one of the many mysteries surrounding that axis (so much for time and space being constants).

So much for "logic".


And because you dont understand any of the things you wrote in your post, you simply take the lazy mans option oof attributing it to God instead of researching it further to unravel the mystery..

So much for Logic indeed.. grin



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Celebrities / Re: Majid Michel’s Wife, Virna And Daughters (photos) by MrAboki: 12:02pm On Jan 08, 2014
yinkard4me: Dem go holla my NAME oNEDay

PeadoALERT!! angry
Celebrities / Re: Majid Michel’s Wife, Virna And Daughters (photos) by MrAboki: 11:57am On Jan 08, 2014
They look like those fulani begger Children you around Nigeria... angry

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Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Tee Billz & Tiwa Savage: His Hand On Her Butt by MrAboki: 11:53am On Jan 08, 2014
Abu Mikey:

Tee blizz is a learner oo,

Let him meet A$AP Rocky for some schooling.





Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Tee Billz & Tiwa Savage: His Hand On Her Butt by MrAboki: 11:53am On Jan 08, 2014
My only regret from last year, was not fhcuking that yansh when I had the chance.. angry


Tiwa, I still love you and wish you the best in your marriage.

If you ever decide to cheat, please contact me first...

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Romance / Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by MrAboki: 11:44am On Jan 08, 2014
Pretyangel25: 2 school, yea have told her but she's not happy dat I left 2day.


Has that poor innocent man always been nice to you. Like Give you money, buy you stuff, be nice to you, e.t.c.
If yes, How have you shown your appreciation for his niceness?!

Finally;
If this man were not your sisters husband, would you have F...K...D him?!
Phones / Re: Have Anyone Successfully Guessed A Recharge Card Pin before? by MrAboki: 11:42am On Jan 08, 2014
Tried it once when I was younger and only just got my first phone (Sagem)..

That time, MTN was not kind at all.. They barred the phone men. grin

No need for that kind nonsense anymore.
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 11:21am On Jan 08, 2014
danarchy4: Before you ask about the ark, find out where the hair on your head comes from, same with nails and teeth, find out how a tiny drop of sperm could mutate into bones and giants in after time, how the earth is suspending on the atmosphere with 5 billion souls, the force that wakes a death man after mentioning Jesus name,,,, instead of giving your life to Christ, keep fooling ur self by asking silly questions.



If you dont still know the answers to those questions, then you are in the wrong place..

Where you need to be in is Primary 3.. Basic Science and Health Science.

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Phones / Re: Vivo Xplay 3S: World's First 2K Display Smartphone by MrAboki: 11:03am On Jan 08, 2014
How does this affect the call quality?

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Fashion / Re: What Is The Difference Between Toning And Bleaching?? by MrAboki: 10:53am On Jan 08, 2014
Romance / Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by MrAboki: 10:48am On Jan 08, 2014
daa1: You have taken d rite step. God will send you helper. Don't mind those unreason people.



Mr. Special Adviser,


Will you help her?! angry

When last did you offer alms to the beggars on the road.

See how you people can give bad advise.. angry
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 10:45am On Jan 08, 2014
Jaerymes:

The problem with man is that man has failed to realize that God is not man!! He created the world, don't you think he could manipulate it however he wants? He is the creator of the rules you mentioned above, therefore isn't limited by them! Just like the playstation was created for "gaming", sony being the builder can as well convert it to a DVD player if they want. The playstation is not above sony, sony is above the playstation and whatever the playstation is, is a result of sony's decision.

God knew man would be so shallow thats why he asked in the bible not to question him.




No..

The real problem with Man is that we still have humans like you who still are afraid to push the boundaries.. angry Ask questions, test Logic, etc..

How can you believe all those ridiculous stories in the Bible (which you subconciously know that they are far-fetched) without questioning them. Now if I were God, the people who will go to hell are those who failed to seek knowledge.

God.. You dont even know what that is. All you know is that you have been told about the existence of a heavenly plain with winged Angels soaring around in white robes, a God with a Son and no wife and then the Holy Spirit who I still dont understand his role. You rely on religous manuscripts allegedly written by people who existed in a time when Malaria was a killer disease and the inventor of the Abacus would have been stoned. You are quick to swallow hook line and sinker the stories in the bible without even bothering to use the Sense that God has given you to ponder on them.

Your playstation Analogy is re:tarded. I know Sony. Sony is real not imagined or read up in a book. Sony is still present and keeps updating the Playstation to match the present times. The most recent book of the Bible is still older than 1000 years.

The day you conciously start using the brains that 'GOD' has given you, thats the day you would be free from bondage. The day you can read the story of Job and see it as God & Satan playing Ludo with a Humans life, then you will be free.. The day you read the Noah story and see that even if by chance that was ture, it was Genocide, then you will be emancipated, The day you look at the Bible and see it as an Isreali/Jewish package that has little regard for Blacks & Africa, then your salvation would have started.


Even God sef no fit believe that a 600 year old Man could have built an Ark.. angry

If I told you a story about my fore-fathers how Elder Aboki in 1400 B.C at the age of 500 years old impregnanted a Woman, you would say I am lying. If that same story were in the Bible, You would put your hands on it and be praying with it.. grin

Now what is the Problem with Mankind again?! angry

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Autos / Re: How Authentic Is CARXUS.COM? by MrAboki: 10:29am On Jan 08, 2014
adetboy: Hi all,
I saw this repeated website advert on NL and decided to check the site this morning on to see them quoting ridiculous prices for cars. I even took a step further by calling some of the numbers listed, but I an not convinced.

Which is why I want to know if any NLder has done biz them b4,or hw reliable are d dealers quoted on d site?

If the Ad is on Nairaland, its almost legit.. grin
Romance / Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by MrAboki: 10:21am On Jan 08, 2014
Osama10: If you are really serious leave that house on Wednesday and return when she is coming back.


angry

Osama..

This is why I snitched your location to the CIA... angry
Romance / Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by MrAboki: 10:19am On Jan 08, 2014
Shey you people are Happy now that she has moved out.. angry


Na so una go just dey Nairaland dey give people bad advice... angry


OP, I hope say when time for school fees and pocket money reach, you no go call ehn name o! angry

You better make sure say the persin wey dey shine that your congo wey you dey hoard like gold hold enough money to support you.. angry

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Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 7:05pm On Jan 07, 2014
Frankenstein: 5000 people were fed with five loaves of bread. I'm sure you don't believe that too. The problem here is that some people are trying to use physical knowledge to understand spiritual things which is impossible.





grin

I believe that one... grin

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Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 6:04pm On Jan 07, 2014
OLAADEGBU:

Do you believe that? undecided


We shouldnt believe the Bible?!
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 5:56pm On Jan 07, 2014
Mudley313:

The real story:

[img]http://beautyofthebible.files./2009/10/oh-crap.jpg[/img]


If Noahs Story Happened today


Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 5:53pm On Jan 07, 2014
heefeholuwah: sir I beg to differ but I need to point our ur seemingly cryptic quasi-brilliant bible quote there..the statement "its easier for a camel to squeeze through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God" is infact both literary and non literary...in theology..it has been rightly explained that 'needle's eye' is infact a place in Jerusalem and not the hole of a needle used in sewing...'Needle's eye is like a back gate at jerusalem such that when the main gate has been locked..the people of jerusalem pass through this 'needle's eye' at the back of jerusalem...meanwhile its a small entrance...furthermore in the days of old...a camel was always significantly carrying loads..I.e...when the word 'camel' is said...the 1st tin that comes to one's mind is that it is an animal used for carriages....now back to the quote...for a camel to pass through the needle's eye...it needs to offload all that it is carrying b4 he can fit in the entrance....'''....so the passage simply means for a rich man to enter into heaven he needs to offload and careless about his riches and properties but that doesn't mean to gain entrance to heaven..one needs to be poor!...BIG NO!...the bible even speaks about God being the giver of wealth.prov 10:22...ecclesiastes.6:2..psalm 112:3...our God is not a poor God so we should be rich but we shouldn't allow our wealth take the place of God as number 1 in our lives..I hope my pedantic explanation was worthwhile...God bless


Its funny how when you spoke of wealth, you went to the old testament..

When you spoke of 'the eye of the needle, you related it to speaking about a place in Jerusalem'..

I'm sure if I allow you speak about the 'If your arm causes you to sin, chop it off' passage, you will attribute it to a figure of speech..



Funny enough, being a Christian means being "CHRIST LIKE" and sadly sir; Christ was not a Wealthy man and preached against gathering of earthly wealth severally in the bible.. Infact, he outrightly told the Man in the scriptures preceeding the 'eye of the needle' verse, to go and sell off all his properties and give to the poor and come follow him.. THAT was not figurative..
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 5:44pm On Jan 07, 2014
QUESTION


How long would it take for all the Animals in the world plus 4 Humans cramped up inside one ark to run out of Oxygen before they die?!




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