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Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 5:42pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Ebenezerk2: This list is questionable, Pastor Adeboye should not be there, why did they estimate his own worth? Huh?! What do you mean?! Adeboye should actually be richer than Oyedepo going by the number or Redeemed Churches in Nigeria alone + the World.. |
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 5:41pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
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Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 5:38pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
I guess this explains what Happened to the Unicorns.... 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 5:37pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
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Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 5:36pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
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Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 5:26pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
sunkoye: bros...i believe in Noah’s ark as much as i believe in pyramid. My Nigga.. Did you just compare the Ark to the Pyramids?! The Pyramids for starters was built by so many people.. The fact that their survey tools wey archaic, the principles they used are just also as acurate as the tools we have today. Infact, students of Geomatics Engineering study these ancient survey methods today in class in order for them to fully appreciate how we got here. The problem here with Noah's story is not the fact that he was able to build a ship of that Magnitude in a time even before Moses (which means before the Pyramids as well as Egypt is a direct descendant of one of the sons of Noah according to the Bible), but the whole story itself.. The issues surrounding the number of people it allegedly took to build the Ark according to the Bible (because everyone in the town Which I imagine couldnt be that plenty all called Noah a Drunkard), the fact that Noah was said to be 600years old and his sons over 100 years (And Methuselah who was alive at the time was about 1000 years old) at the time.. The gathering of all Animals from the entire world which first of all is a feat on its own, howhe managed to cater to that many number of animals for 1 year, how a ship of that size even stayed afloat with that number of cargo is another matter, How he catered to Fresh water fishes (which couldnt have possibly survived in the sea as it were, How he managed to keep animals like the Penguins, Grizzly bears and other animals that only survive in cold regions cool, how he was able to contain the insects like Mosquitoes and co (some of which have a life cycle that is very short), e.t.c.. The whole story sounds like a myth.. The ages of the Characters involved alone gives it away.. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 3:56pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
ejirob: I don't like talking about pastors and I don't like criticising wealth. Riches is god plan for his children, he doesn't want us poor, desolate, broke or sick. Whatever u know u like and want don't criticise. Hear me out before u talk. When I was growing up in a baptist church in the 80s there was dis man in our church who did not believe in miracle, to him miracle ended in d days of jesus and he didn't even believe in negative spiritual forces. To him all does talk and sermon on them is useless, lies and fake. Most of the days in church he will stand up and criticise those who believe this and even d pastor. As a little girl I watch him grow from a young father of seven boys to a retired man at the age of 60. After retirement he decided to build a house in d village so dat he can enjoy his family quietly enjoy his life with is family in d village. One day he went with one of d sons to check d building and make plans on how dey will move down but he had an issue with d elder brother in d villagwas dying he sae which led to his son insulting d elder,s bro wife and dat was d beginning of his search for miracle, d son got blind, the man himself got so sick with d doctors not finding anytin wrong with him, well d son died and when d man was d ying he said don't criticise or talk abot what u don't know, understand and may sometimes need. Happy new year everyone. I need and I receive so much wealth so I won't say anytin on this topic. Talkin abot it won't change anytin. You just painted God as a sick re;tarded psychopath.. God slowly kills his elder brother, Blinds one son, makes the man sick, then God kills the son and finally kills the Man... Just because he criticized.. Let me ask you something; What it were a Human being who did all this to someone (using juju), what would you call that person.. #Judge yourself.. |
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 3:47pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
How Possible was it for Noah to build an Ark of that magnitude using the technology available to them at that time.. Also; How did only eight people, Noah and his wife, their three sons, and their wives, build an Ark of that size? Remember that Noah was 600 Years old o!! His Youngest son at the time should easily have been over 100 years old. |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 3:40pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
oluagness: Solomon was a king but not a prophet. In the olden days, Kings were expected to get goods from people within his kingdom, and the kingdom he was able to dominate. You should have left it at "Solomon was a King, not a Prophet".. Next now they will call Abraham.. And my response as well would be "Abraham was also not a Prophet"... Its fun to shoot down Christian lies.. |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 3:37pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Negation: GBAM!!! Its easy to twist the bible around a lot to suit ones selfish gains. Sort of like what goes on in Islam. Its easy to quote the killer scriptures when thats your mission and omit the scriptures that talks about Love and how a Muslim should care for a non-muslim. When a Pastor wants to take your money, he tells you about Tithe and how its a commandment from God. But they forget to mention that Jesus (who they now claim was rich) never paid a dime of tithe but rather paid taxes.. When they talk about tithes, they forget that even the Levites for whom the Tithing system was set up for also had to offer up 10% of it as a sacrifce (Burnt offering unto God).. Our Pastors take your tithes all for themselves.. Guy forgerrabout... These Pastors have found a suitable market in Africans. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 3:18pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Kelly 32: The Bible also commands you to evangelize. If you see another sheep being led astray by a Shepherd, would you fold your arms and do nothing?! We dont have these debates/discussions just as a mere academic exercise, its also to help each other better understand the ways of their religion. The bible says, iron sharpeneth iron.. I never knew how many scriptures in the bible I had skipped until I read the Bible from front to back. Some pastors need to be called to order or even HANDED OVER TO THE DEVIL in accordance with the scriptures.. [/b] 1 Like |
Family / Re: Which Is Better: Boy Or Girl As First-born? by MrAboki: 3:13pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Boy!! Because, in the African Family setting, women are never fully settled in their marriages until they have a Male child. Soo if you want your in-laws and your Husband to back off of you, better pray for a male child as your first.. This way, you dont have to bother about the sex of your other kids too much. |
Romance / Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by MrAboki: 3:07pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Area-Fada: WTF You want her to snitch and make her sister a divorcee?! Na wah for Niggas o! |
Romance / Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by MrAboki: 3:03pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
simply_me: Do the needful. Fu ck him. Best response OP... Over to you! |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 2:52pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
ideaz: First of all Did you read my post to see the reason why they cast lot on this robe was because it was the Robe place on him by King Herod when they were making fun of him for saying he was a King with a Kingdom?! Here is that Passage for you to verify.. Luke 23:8-11 "And when Herod saw Jesus, he rejoiced greatly; for he had long been desiring to see Him because he had heard many things about Him, and he was hoping to see a miracle done by Him. And he questioned Him with many words; but He answered him nothing. All the while, the chief priests and the scribes stood vehemently accusing Him. Then Herod and his soldiers treated Him with contempt; and after mocking Him, [size=18pt]he put a splendid robe on Him and sent Him back to Pilate." [/size] And how does that passage you quoted mean that Jesus had a house when Jesus himself said in; Matthew 8:19-20 New International Version (NIV) 19 Then a teacher of the law came to him and said, “Teacher, I will follow you wherever you go.” 20 Jesus replied, “Foxes have dens and birds have nests, [size=16pt]but the Son of Man has no place to lay his head.”[/size] Keep trying Bro... I will be waiting to see how you Christians allow your Pastors trun the scriptures Upside down for selfish gains... |
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 2:34pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Luvly devin: haven't you heard why he is called jehova overdo, the author and finisher off our faith, the only God that feed thousands of people with 5 loafs of bread and 2 fishes, the omniscience the omnipotent the omnipresent the ancient of days, beginning and the end, created not made, the God that created the world out of nothing, Your mindset is part of the reason why you can easily be fooled.. The bible was specific, two animals of each type, specie, etc.. Theoritically, its impossible. Geologically, there is no evidence of a flood of such proportions (I am a Geological Engineer so I know). A basic example is that if the world were truly drowned in such magnitude to water, One set of fishes would have all perished.. Either Salt Water fishes or fresh Water fishes.. Then how did 8 Jew families end up populating the world into different races.. |
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 2:30pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
mazaje: Or raise a deadbody that has been embalmed |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 2:25pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Kelly 32: When was the last time God dealth with any issue? You think say this na the days of Jonah wey fish dey swallow person, vomit am after three days?! Africa lazy dependence on God to right wrongs is what has kept us where we are today. Look at that guy trying to prove that Jesus and his disciples were rich.. All he ended up doing was showing that he has only read the Bible, not studied it.. My people die for lack of wisdom.. Its what the bible says and now I am slowly beginning to understand why... |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 2:22pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
mount1ng: If I may ask which do you prefer, Abraham righteousness or Lazarus righteousness. Mind you they both made heaven. Are you a follower of Abraham or are you a follower of Christ? The more you supposed Christians dig for the justification to amass earthly treasures, the harder you fail.. Jesus never once encouraged wealth gathering on earth. Not once.. Every rich person he met with, he always adviced them to do away with their monies.. E.g; The unknown rich man & the Tax collector. Allahu Akbar.. |
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by MrAboki: 1:18pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Joshthefirst: ^^^ Fishes.. Salt water and fresh water fishes.. Animals.. Canivores and herbivores. Warm climate animals and cold climate animals. Insects.. Birds.. Etc.. Na wah o.. |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 12:32pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
ideaz: ERM... Verse 25 of Matthew Chapter 19 says; 25 When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and asked, “Who then can be saved?” Its funny how Pentecostals always try to sell us that lie that Jesus and the Disciples were rich.. And although this is the first time I am seeing this reference, the normal defence for this always comes from the robe of Jesus that was Gambled for, Judas had a money purse & the Disciples had fishing boats... Sadly, this lie can only be sold to those lazy Christians who only wait for the Bible to be preched to them by their Pastor who is not even half as intelligent as they are. Here is proof that Jesus was not ony not rich, but actually a normad; 1. His Parents were not rich. They could barely afford a room in Bethlehem for his Birth. 2. Luke 8:2-3 English Standard Version (ESV) 2 and also some women who had been healed of evil spirits and infirmities: Mary, called Magdalene, from whom seven demons had gone out, 3 and Joanna, the wife of Chuza, Herod's household manager, and Susanna, and many others, who provided for them out of their means. 3. Mark 15:40-41 ESV “Some women were watching from a distance. Among them were Mary Magdalene, Mary the mother of James the younger and of Joses, and Salome. In Galilee these women had followed him and cared for his needs. Many other women who had come up with him to Jerusalem were also there” 4. The Disciples were so rich they couldnt even afford food to feed the Multitude they had gathered.. So much so they needed a Miracle. 5. The Disciples so Rich they walked on foot from City to City.. They couldnt even afford to buy Horses.. Jesus was never rich. The Bible never showed him off to be rich. So Prosperity Prechers can keep digging until they find.. ideaz: Jesus had a house?! Where?! When?!! Where is the C-of-O?! Na wah o!! Matthew 8:19-20 New International Version (NIV) 19 Then a teacher of the law came to him and said, “Teacher, I will follow you wherever you go.” 20 Jesus replied, “Foxes have dens and birds have nests, but the Son of Man has no place to lay his head.” [/i] "Matthew 19:29 KING JAMES VERSION And every one that hath forsaken houses, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands, for my name's sake, shall receive an hundredfold, and shall inherit everlasting life." So, which house did Jesus own?! Does a house owner say things like this; "Matthew 10:11 King James Version And into whatsoever city or town ye shall enter, inquire who in it is worthy; and there abide till ye go thence. 10:12 And when ye come into an house, salute it. 10:13 And if the house be worthy, let your peace come upon it: but if it be not worthy, let your peace return to you. 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet." (Matthew 10:11-14 KJV[/i] 2 Cor.8:9 " being rich , yet for your sakes he became poor, so that through his poverty you might become rich". Zech. 9:9 " Behold, your King is coming to you; he is just and having salvation, lowly and riding on a donkey, a colt, the foal of a donkey." ideaz: This Judas yarns is getting stale.. ideaz: The Bible shows us that they might even had enough money to buy food for those 5000 men, women and children not counted but where far away from where they could buy anything hence the need to multiply what was available. Be informed that HE never gave anything just enough but in supplus anytime anywhere. Lets Analyze that Story indebtly... Mark 6; 37 But he answered, “You give them something to eat.” They said to him, “That would take more than half a year’s wages! Are we to go and spend that much on bread and give it to them to eat?” 38 “How many loaves do you have?” he asked. “Go and see.” When they found out, they said, “Five—and two fish.” More than Half a Years wages for 13 Grown Rich men.. was Two hundred pennyworth of bread.. Lol... Okay.. Lets go further. John 6:7 Philip answered him, "It would take more than half a year's wages to buy enough bread for each one to have a bite!" ideaz: Kai!! You should be Ashamed... Here is why they cast lots for the robe.. It was not even Jesus' robe.. Luke 23:8-11 "And when Herod saw Jesus, he rejoiced greatly; for he had long been desiring to see Him because he had heard many things about Him, and he was hoping to see a miracle done by Him. And he questioned Him with many words; but He answered him nothing. All the while, the chief priests and the scribes stood vehemently accusing Him. Then Herod and his soldiers treated Him with contempt; and after mocking Him, he put a splendid robe on Him and sent Him back to Pilate." THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH!! Allahu AKBAR |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 11:26am On Jan 07, 2014 |
Egocent: My friends I have a few question to you all supporting the great amassing of wealth of men of God. Lol.. - Like someone said, they work hard in the Vineyard and thus God blesses them. The Members are not that important to God. The whole concept is this; Pastor gets richer and richer on Earth, whilst psychologically lowering the expectations of its members. Telling them to continue to suffer and pray, so that they can hopefully stand a chance of living the life he is currently living on earth in the Afterlife.. Sadly, the Afterlife isnt as much fun as the Present.. There are no Private jets, Houses in Banana Island, Yatchs, Champagne parties, Bodyguards, 80" Televisions, Designer clothings, Cavier and Limousines, Banks and other such vainities.. In Heaven, everybody is equal and all you do is sing and sing to God.. |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 10:52am On Jan 07, 2014 |
victorazy: Lol.. Fear not.. For verily verily I say unto you, An Aboki shall Preach to Christians and teach them the errors of their way.. And no, Tithing profits nobody but your Pastors.. You need to go read up on the history of tithing and how it came into being. And no, Vineyard means the Work of God. The entire works of the ministry put together constitutes the Vineyard. Preaching, Prophesying, Evangelism, Tongues, Interpreting tongues, Healing, interceding, e.t.c. All these gifts are many and diverse and cannot be possessed by one individual. All Christians have a gift. The term "Vineyard" was an expression used in the Bible to sum up all the work of Spreading the message of God. |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 10:21am On Jan 07, 2014 |
victorazy: Pastors are what?! Like seriously!!! Do you study the bible?! Have you fully grasped the concept of grace and the death of Jesus?! Vineyard?! True daughters and Sons of God?! SWEET JEW JESUS!!! Lol.. We no longer live in the days of the Priests and Prophets according to the philosophy of the new Testament. Nobody is more called than the other. Thats why the veil that separated the holy of holies was rent in two. EVERYBODY is a worker in the vineyard. Each person using the diverse fruits of the Spirit given to them to keep the Vineyard. Your Pastor does not have better access to God than you. He isnt more called than you. He isnt more chosen than you. He isnt more annointed than you. So what was the point of the death of Christ?! The ultimate sacrifice has been made for you by Jesus. Thats why people run from place to place looking for miracles because some Pastors are more spiritually powerful and have better access to Jesus than some.. Please my people, stop this foolishness.. You are the chosen generation, royal priesthood, blah.. blah.. You all want to be New testament followers yet hold on to old testament ways.. You say no more sacrifices because of the death of Jesus, yet still pay tithes that Jesus never paid once in his life.. Your Pastors are rich because you Christians are too lazy to read your bibles are fully appreciate the concept of the coming of Jesus. One thing is certain, if Hell is really there in the afterlife, So many of you will be surprised to find yourselves there.. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 10:11am On Jan 07, 2014 |
victorazy: Funny Stuff Pastors and Politicians are one and the same thing.. They both steal from the poor and enrich themselves. The difference however is that whilst the Politician can be held accountable by the people and the Law, the Pastors are accountable to nobody. Not to the Law, not to the People and the only person whom they are accountable to which is God, seems not to give a fhcuk.. I would rather be a rich Politician than a Rich Pastor.. Reason: I hate hypocrisy.. I cant be saying one thing and doing another. |
Sports / Re: Goals From Nigerians All Over The World 2014 by MrAboki: 9:59am On Jan 07, 2014 |
MissyDivah: John Obi Mikel's Goals came @ the right time for him and chelsea and I cherish Ike Uche tho he broke Uche Jombo's heart but still like him Uche Jumbo was a hoe.. Plus they wouldnt have looked good together.. Imagine how short and stout their kids would have been.. |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 9:57am On Jan 07, 2014 |
victorazy: You dont serve a Poor God.. You only serve a God who does not care about the Poor.. |
Sports / Re: Goals From Nigerians All Over The World 2014 by MrAboki: 9:52am On Jan 07, 2014 |
Wow!!! I still hope to see the Uche Brothers in the National Team.. They were a force to reckon with. 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 9:34am On Jan 07, 2014 |
Luke 16:13 ESV / 28 No servant can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and money.” Allah ta ala |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 9:29am On Jan 07, 2014 |
De Kollins: Whatever your hand findeth to do, Please do it well. This is my final submission. Do not quote the Bible out of context. I hope you have reserved your space in Hell... It would be sad to not only be in hell but uncomfortable.. Hurry whilst space lasts.. And before you vex, I said it because the wretched sould of this pastors would be demanded from you by God. You encourage them in their evil ways.. |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 9:27am On Jan 07, 2014 |
1 John 3:17 If anyone has material possessions and sees his brother in need but has no pity on him, how can the love of God be in him? La il laha il Allah, Muhammad a rasool Allah |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by MrAboki: 9:22am On Jan 07, 2014 |
1 Timothy 6:9-11 People who want to get rich fall into temptation and a trap and into many foolish and harmful desires that plunge men into ruin and destruction.[size=16pt] For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil.[/size] Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs. But you, [size=18pt]man of God,[/size] flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance and gentleness. Alhamdulillah |
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