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anitank: Dishonesty has absolutely nothing with working smart...especially in a hotel where you have different kinds of people coming to lodge everydaySo how would the manager incrase his monthly pay by working in the hotel?! Tips or what?! |
Chomzy19: lol dts not d test of Who loves sex d most?? D test is who cannot do without it?? Who'll be unconfortable wen its not forthcoming, Who will sell even his manhood sef to get itMen can do without sex... Dont be decieved. Sex for most men is more of a thing of conquest and pride.. Infact, I am very guilty.. The sex is not what excites me, its the thrill of the chase and basking in the euphoria of my conquest.. ![]() Women on the other hand, actually enjoy the sex more.. Thats why na una dey display pass, shout pass and when una reach final bus stop, una go start to behave like who T.B Joshua dey commot evil spirit for ehn body ![]() #Dr. Aboki said so.. |
anitank: This is the problem many Nigerian graduates haveWhat problem?! Aiming high?! Not settling for less?! |
anitank: Some hotel mangers make more than 100% of their salary before the end of the month....if you know how to work smartWork smart is now the new Being dishonest abi?! |
WIZGUY69: Will they accept some1 with SSCE certYes!! To teach Animal Husbandry.. |
Atleast its better than the Teaching job in Ekiti state that pays 17,000 Naira per month (204,000 per annum).. ![]() This one comes to about 300,000 naira per annum.. Omo!! I will not take any job that pays less than 300,000 per month.. ![]() I no thief the money wey I take pay school fees.. |
Ekiti State.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Teach them what exactly?! 17'k... (* 12mounts = 204,000 Per annum) ![]() |
Chomzy19: lol only IDIOTS needs to actually go thru with sex to know wether d pe.nis of their to be is small or Big, long or short, wether d tip is pink or black, how many inches it is when it is Erect... If yhu were talking about how long d guy can last in bed u'll be making more sensemVirdict on this post https://cdn.weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/downvoting-roman-gif.gif |
Adaeze003: Don't mind that dude. Who were the scientists that carried out the experiment? I guess that's another lie circulating now.Are you a Virgin?! If yes: Then I understand.. If No: Then who is it that moans the loudest during intercourse>! |
thymedcurry: Oh pulllzzzz! Ladies have sex as much as you want anytime you want. Never be scared of your sexual prowess! If a guy thinks he is using you well too bad for him cause you are using him too!Wow!! Good one.. High five yourself for me.. https://cdn.weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/self-high-five-liz-lemon-gif.gif |
frank3.16:FuCcK the Driver.. God dont love him.. Thats why the lord allowed his car be accidented, thereby taking away his source of livelihood so early in the year and subjecting his family to hunger.. ![]() God only loves the OP for removing him from the palour to the bathroom and stopping the car just in time to save him from being crushed whiclst shitting out the Amala he ate during new year celebration.. GOD IS GOOD TO ONLY THE OP.. https://cdn.weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cat-filing-nails-gif.gif |
Chomzy19: Y will you buy a fake one?? Besides postinor 2 is not dt kind of drug dt d fake is everywhere?? As a girl who has been on some risky biz n its dt time of d month, don't just take it once and stop... Cos some sperms are stubbornKai!! Walahi talahi.. isi adiro gi mma at all.. Lol @ Stubborn Sperm.. ![]() The type wey dey produce Ejima.. ![]() |
Ify Awazie: The writer did not go there to worship God but to observe and find fault.And that is a bad thing why?! |
Chomzy19: Me I tire for girls that still get pregnant oon with all d known and available contraceptives, wit d Rich available info on dis particular course. I mean even if you forgot to use a condom n u re not into contraceptives cos of d long term effects what of taking d readily Available POSTINOR 2 after d Act, or d Age long method of taking salty water immediately after the Act to decapitate any present sperm... Seriously I just tire for some girls, anybody who gets preggers is just plain careless n abortion is Evil and sheer wickedness against innocent Babies, I'm sure u wouldn't kill yourself or Mother for him buh you will readily kill your innocent Baby 'For Love' mtcheeeeeWwwwAnd Postinor 2 is not a prescription drug and available at all chemist and pharmacies nationwide @ less than 300 per card.. If you no see your period after 2 months, That na Goba.. meaning you don buy fake drugs be that.. Better go see your nearest chemist for Abortion. |
Ishilove: I don't think so. It is very obvious to the discerning eye that many parts of this story is grossly exaggerated. GROSSLY.Ishi'm.. Happy nu year my dear.. Yes he obviously exxageratted the parts about him and the Nwa baby by his side.. But the rest of the story is very true.. #Facts: 1. Okotie owns all the properties on the street where his church is located. 2. Okoties comes to Church in Limos, Bentleys (2014 model), Benz & Beemers.. 3. Okoties Church has bouncers at the doors, altar, e.t.c.. 4. Okotie has CCTV cameras inside the church halls. 5. Filming with your camera within and without the church even on the street leading to his church is prohibited.. Even Christ Embassy their neighbour does not permit such filming. 6. The ladies in his church are always sexily dressed. 7. Okoties sings more than he preaches .. 8. He is surrounded by bouncers at every point in time during the service. 9. The bouncers have been known to harass and detain violators and trespassers in the church. e.t.c.. |
Strated with overdosing on Champagne.. Then wild sex. |
Dear Ladies.. Please stop crying wolf and trying to make yourselves the victims.. Its getting stale. This is the beginning of 2014 and such foolishness needs to be dropped in 2013. You are not decieving anyone. Unless you ladies want to say you are really stupid, you cant tell me you didnt know the consequences of having unprotected sex with a man. Unless you ladies were raped, you always have the power to refuse sex from a guy.. Unless you ladies are saying that your brains dont function right at the sight of a d!ick, You all are aware of a drug called Postinol 2 (amongst other contraceptives). Unless you Ladies are telling us that you were drunk during the sex, you know darn well when its not safe for you to have unprotected sex. Lets stop over-hyping a non-issue. The pregnancy was a mistake.. I enjoyed the sex, you enjoyed the sex. I moaned, you screamed, clawed and did some gymnastics.. Unless you wanted to get pregnant, its obvious that the guy isnt ready to be a father.. Or did you think that when he came in by 3pm from the club, that what he had in mind was to father a baby 9 months later.. If you truly love him like you say you do, you would care enough to do whatever it takes to keep him happy which is delete the baby.. You are the one who didnt take the pills, so https://cdn.weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/obama-shooting-gun-memes.gif |
Sunshine lady: . Am tellin u, guys/men are naturally heartless, am sori to say. Dey just want pleasure(Xcept dose led by God). Ladies shuld real undastand dis, don't hav sex to 'show him love' or appreciate him. Dere are oda ways to show geniuine lov, if he doesn't want dose den its not real love. Se x and love hav no connection except in marriage. U can love witout sex & u can hav sex witout loveHahahahahaaaaa... ![]() How is your love life my dear and what kind of animals have you been dating?! I was so touched by your post I actually cried.. https://cdn.weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/woody-harrelson-wiping-tears-with-money-gif.gif |
How much for the Cold room?! Does it come with Land?! Whats the dimension?! Does it come with Generator?! |
rigarmortis: why all this victim mentality by girls nowadays.https://cdn.weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/oh-boy-gif.gif |
Mr evildoer: Cabasa of ajasa now a pastorWhy?! Is Kpoli a sin?! ![]() |
Rivers State Lagos State Akwa Ibom State Delta State Edo State Osun State Anambra State Imo State Plateau State Bauchi State Abia State Cross River State Enugu State FCT Abuja |
tee_yford: It's not about the money broda, when you think out loud, type wiselyDont be fooled son, Its always about the money.. Everything is about the money.. Money over errtin.. |
Psychedelia: Take who to court? Laughing my asss off.My brother... Ignorance is not an excuse in law o!! Know it now that should your wife be able to prove infidelity in NIGERIAN COURTS, you will be Legally fCCUUKed up by the Law.. Say Kate Henshaw no sabi her rights or didnt pursue justice no mean nothing o!! I just learnt of this myself not too long ago.. Since that day, I don repackage myself.. Please ask a GOOD Lawyer about your rights as a married couple in case of infidelity.. Remember the oath of marriage you took in court?! Infidelity and polygamy is an offence in Nigeria.[/b] Here is an article for you to read and know now.. http://peoplesdailyng.com/the-law-versus-the-increasing-rate-of-divorce-in-nigeria/ |
Good Move:: Church Hussle pays better.. The Rolls Royce, Bling bling, Private Jets, Body guards, fine arrss bi!tches, popping bottles and money are real and not borrowed like those used for Music videos.... The Money in the Church hussle is easier to get.. Just read the bible and interprete it to people in a way that best suits your purpose. Then tell them to give you 10% of their earnings (Tithe), voluntary contribution (Offerings), First salary, e.t.c (First Fruit), Mission offering, Widows mite, Building offering, e.t.c.. and your Credit alert will be coming in as often as you hold services.. Instead of waiting on one marketer in Alaba who would be busy pirating your CD.. ![]() If he is good enough, like with the music industry, he will be featured in other upcoming pastors And best of all.... All these monies are non-taxable.. ![]() I wish him the very best.. #Casa Final.. ![]() |
So what?! ![]() So they think say na only for ground wey our Presido dey use convoy.. ![]() |
L.M Ayedun..:Say you no know no mean say nothing dey happen.. Go to the courts and ask about dicorce proceedings and settlement. A woman in Port-Harcourt who sued her cheating Lecturer husband and files for divorce was almost granted a settlement of about 19 Million Naira per annum, until they decided to settle out of court. Infidelity is a big offence in Nigeria and the punishment can be very severe.. Ask a Lawyer. |
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... That I scream d loudest when I'm giving a new phone does not mean I'm more into my fone than someone who cannot spend a min without his fone... Bsyds u shld know by now girls love drama we ordinarily luv to scream, a person dies we scream, we get a ring we scream, our friend gives birth we scream... Its all part of d drama bsyds u guys luv to feel you are "performing" so y not do d guy a favour n scream ur head off even when its dry 

