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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hotel Manager Job With 25,000 Naira Salary. Would You Take The Offer? by MrAboki: 3:46pm On Jan 03, 2014
anitank:
Dishonesty has absolutely nothing with working smart...especially in a hotel where you have different kinds of people coming to lodge everyday

So how would the manager incrase his monthly pay by working in the hotel?! Tips or what?!
Romance / Re: Abortion: Now A Proof Of Love? by MrAboki: 3:45pm On Jan 03, 2014
Chomzy19: lol dts not d test of Who loves sex d most?? D test is who cannot do without it?? Who'll be unconfortable wen its not forthcoming, Who will sell even his manhood sef to get itgrin ... That I scream d loudest when I'm giving a new phone does not mean I'm more into my fone than someone who cannot spend a min without his fone... Bsyds u shld know by now girls love drama we ordinarily luv to scream, a person dies we scream, we get a ring we scream, our friend gives birth we scream... Its all part of d drama bsyds u guys luv to feel you are "performing" so y not do d guy a favour n scream ur head off even when its dry grin


Men can do without sex... Dont be decieved.

Sex for most men is more of a thing of conquest and pride..

Infact, I am very guilty.. The sex is not what excites me, its the thrill of the chase and basking in the euphoria of my conquest.. grin


Women on the other hand, actually enjoy the sex more.. Thats why na una dey display pass, shout pass and when una reach final bus stop, una go start to behave like who T.B Joshua dey commot evil spirit for ehn body grin


#Dr. Aboki said so..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hotel Manager Job With 25,000 Naira Salary. Would You Take The Offer? by MrAboki: 3:41pm On Jan 03, 2014
anitank:
This is the problem many Nigerian graduates have


What problem?!


Aiming high?!

Not settling for less?!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hotel Manager Job With 25,000 Naira Salary. Would You Take The Offer? by MrAboki: 3:40pm On Jan 03, 2014
anitank: Some hotel mangers make more than 100% of their salary before the end of the month....if you know how to work smart

Work smart is now the new Being dishonest abi?!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Teaching Vacancy by MrAboki: 3:38pm On Jan 03, 2014
WIZGUY69: Will they accept some1 with SSCE cert

Yes!!

To teach Animal Husbandry.. grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hotel Manager Job With 25,000 Naira Salary. Would You Take The Offer? by MrAboki: 3:38pm On Jan 03, 2014
Atleast its better than the Teaching job in Ekiti state that pays 17,000 Naira per month (204,000 per annum).. grin grin


This one comes to about 300,000 naira per annum..




Omo!! I will not take any job that pays less than 300,000 per month.. angry

I no thief the money wey I take pay school fees..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Teaching Vacancy by MrAboki: 3:32pm On Jan 03, 2014
Ekiti State....


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Teach them what exactly?! grin grin


17'k... (* 12mounts = 204,000 Per annum) grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Abortion: Now A Proof Of Love? by MrAboki: 3:30pm On Jan 03, 2014
Chomzy19: lol only IDIOTS needs to actually go thru with sex to know wether d pe.nis of their to be is small or Big, long or short, wether d tip is pink or black, how many inches it is when it is Erect... If yhu were talking about how long d guy can last in bed u'll be making more sensem

Virdict on this post



Romance / Re: Abortion: Now A Proof Of Love? by MrAboki: 3:26pm On Jan 03, 2014
Adaeze003:

Don't mind that dude. Who were the scientists that carried out the experiment? I guess that's another lie circulating now.

I guess if I had come here to encourage abortion he would ve been happy. undecided


Are you a Virgin?!

If yes: Then I understand..

If No: Then who is it that moans the loudest during intercourse>!
Romance / Re: Abortion: Now A Proof Of Love? by MrAboki: 3:21pm On Jan 03, 2014
thymedcurry: Oh pulllzzzz! Ladies have sex as much as you want anytime you want. Never be scared of your sexual prowess! If a guy thinks he is using you well too bad for him cause you are using him too!
But beware. Be smart and safe with it. Protection is key. And at all times use ur head and not ur heart.
Btw ladies, if you are about to get married, don't listen to this talk of abstinence... sample that tool and make sure it works perfectly fine to your satisfaction before your wedding night. No one wants to pull down those pants and see her pinky finger dangling in front of her or have a 2min man as a husband.
A lot of guys are all talk with Lil peens. Since marriage is a lifetime institution you shouldn't be burdened with a lifetime of a small peen that is too Lil to work.
Only the smart ones would understand me and the stupid ones wld be found checking out other guys packages and wishing the one they had at home was as big...


Wow!!

Good one.. High five yourself for me..

Religion / Re: God Of Signs And Wonders (my Near Death Experience) by MrAboki: 3:14pm On Jan 03, 2014
frank3.16:
I am glad u are safe. But my problem is that no one, not even one of these 'loving christians' is concernd for the driver or anyone in the bus. Honestly once I read ur story and found out u were safe my mind began to wonder what happend to people in the bus.
Pls put my mind at rest and tell me their situation. Is the driver safe too? Where there passangers in the bus? Are they okay?

To me it does nt just end in reciting thank God. I will only thank God if no one was hurt. Bt if pwoplw/some died of lost a limb, why should I say thank God, since it could have been the poster or just any ones. They are all humans who were created by God.

U can't say thank God if the accident was nt targeted to kill or hurt the poster by God(since u are all thankin him, I assume he was somehow in charge of the unfortunate even).

Honestly do u realize that this does not mean u will live for ever? There is a time for u to die and when the time reaches, nothing will stop it.

Reminds me of a friend who did thanksgiving for surviving a serious ailment only ti die three months later in a car crash.

To me all we need is love, put smile on peoples faces and be selfless and not rejoice at the perils of another. If other people were involved in the accident and they were hurt, those hurt or loved ones of those who lost their live should be our utmost concern instead of thanks God.


FuCcK the Driver.. angry

God dont love him.. Thats why the lord allowed his car be accidented, thereby taking away his source of livelihood so early in the year and subjecting his family to hunger.. angry

God only loves the OP for removing him from the palour to the bathroom and stopping the car just in time to save him from being crushed whiclst shitting out the Amala he ate during new year celebration..

GOD IS GOOD TO ONLY THE OP..

Romance / Re: Abortion: Now A Proof Of Love? by MrAboki: 3:10pm On Jan 03, 2014
Chomzy19: Y will you buy a fake one?? Besides postinor 2 is not dt kind of drug dt d fake is everywhere?? As a girl who has been on some risky biz n its dt time of d month, don't just take it once and stop... Cos some sperms are stubborn grin 2 or 3 consecutively

And if you tried all these and some still survive u come carry; its actually wiser to carry d baby to full term cos dt one na destined child oo if yhu try to abort it anything u see u take


Kai!! Walahi talahi.. isi adiro gi mma at all.. grin


Lol @ Stubborn Sperm.. grin

The type wey dey produce Ejima.. grin
Religion / Re: An Experience At Pastor Chris Okotie’s Church In Lagos by MrAboki: 3:06pm On Jan 03, 2014
Ify Awazie: The writer did not go there to worship God but to observe and find fault.

And that is a bad thing why?!
Romance / Re: Abortion: Now A Proof Of Love? by MrAboki: 2:33pm On Jan 03, 2014
Chomzy19: Me I tire for girls that still get pregnant oon with all d known and available contraceptives, wit d Rich available info on dis particular course. I mean even if you forgot to use a condom n u re not into contraceptives cos of d long term effects what of taking d readily Available POSTINOR 2 after d Act, or d Age long method of taking salty water immediately after the Act to decapitate any present sperm... Seriously I just tire for some girls, anybody who gets preggers is just plain careless n abortion is Evil and sheer wickedness against innocent Babies, I'm sure u wouldn't kill yourself or Mother for him buh you will readily kill your innocent Baby 'For Love' mtcheeeeeWwww


And Postinor 2 is not a prescription drug and available at all chemist and pharmacies nationwide @ less than 300 per card..

If you no see your period after 2 months, That na Goba.. meaning you don buy fake drugs be that.. grin Better go see your nearest chemist for Abortion.
Religion / Re: An Experience At Pastor Chris Okotie’s Church In Lagos by MrAboki: 2:30pm On Jan 03, 2014
Ishilove:
I don't think so. It is very obvious to the discerning eye that many parts of this story is grossly exaggerated. GROSSLY.

In fact, about 50% of the story is a huge pile of bullshit. There is nothing funny about this story because it stinks of shameless fabrication
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That aside, I don't understand the rationale behind bouncers in the house of God. It's all very puzzling and it all points to the fact that Chris Okotie is a very vain man.


Ishi'm.. Happy nu year my dear..


Yes he obviously exxageratted the parts about him and the Nwa baby by his side.. But the rest of the story is very true..

#Facts:

1. Okotie owns all the properties on the street where his church is located.

2. Okoties comes to Church in Limos, Bentleys (2014 model), Benz & Beemers..

3. Okoties Church has bouncers at the doors, altar, e.t.c..

4. Okotie has CCTV cameras inside the church halls.

5. Filming with your camera within and without the church even on the street leading to his church is prohibited.. Even Christ Embassy their neighbour does not permit such filming.

6. The ladies in his church are always sexily dressed.

7. Okoties sings more than he preaches ..

8. He is surrounded by bouncers at every point in time during the service.

9. The bouncers have been known to harass and detain violators and trespassers in the church.

e.t.c..

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Religion / Re: The First Sin Of 2014 by MrAboki: 2:20pm On Jan 03, 2014
Strated with overdosing on Champagne.. Then wild sex.

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Romance / Re: Abortion: Now A Proof Of Love? by MrAboki: 2:15pm On Jan 03, 2014
Dear Ladies..

Please stop crying wolf and trying to make yourselves the victims.. Its getting stale. This is the beginning of 2014 and such foolishness needs to be dropped in 2013. You are not decieving anyone.

Unless you ladies want to say you are really stupid, you cant tell me you didnt know the consequences of having unprotected sex with a man.

Unless you ladies were raped, you always have the power to refuse sex from a guy..

Unless you ladies are saying that your brains dont function right at the sight of a d!ick, You all are aware of a drug called Postinol 2 (amongst other contraceptives).

Unless you Ladies are telling us that you were drunk during the sex, you know darn well when its not safe for you to have unprotected sex.



Lets stop over-hyping a non-issue. The pregnancy was a mistake.. I enjoyed the sex, you enjoyed the sex. I moaned, you screamed, clawed and did some gymnastics..

Unless you wanted to get pregnant, its obvious that the guy isnt ready to be a father.. Or did you think that when he came in by 3pm from the club, that what he had in mind was to father a baby 9 months later..

If you truly love him like you say you do, you would care enough to do whatever it takes to keep him happy which is delete the baby..


You are the one who didnt take the pills, so
Romance / Re: Abortion: Now A Proof Of Love? by MrAboki: 2:06pm On Jan 03, 2014
Sunshine lady: . Am tellin u, guys/men are naturally heartless, am sori to say. Dey just want pleasure(Xcept dose led by God). Ladies shuld real undastand dis, don't hav sex to 'show him love' or appreciate him. Dere are oda ways to show geniuine lov, if he doesn't want dose den its not real love. Se x and love hav no connection except in marriage. U can love witout sex & u can hav sex witout love

Hahahahahaaaaa... grin



How is your love life my dear and what kind of animals have you been dating?!

I was so touched by your post I actually cried..

Investment / Re: You Can You Make 200k In 6month by MrAboki: 2:02pm On Jan 03, 2014
How much for the Cold room?!

Does it come with Land?!

Whats the dimension?!

Does it come with Generator?!
Romance / Re: Abortion: Now A Proof Of Love? by MrAboki: 2:00pm On Jan 03, 2014
rigarmortis:

why all this victim mentality by girls nowadays.

he takes care of bills and stuff.

you fall in love.

you both do "it"

infact it is scientifically proven that you enjoy it more.

he takes you out again.

and you "take in"

and you want him to "take you as you are"....even though you know he is not ready.


puh-lease......park well

there is no mad person on the streets on moscow


Music/Radio / Re: Music Producer ID Cabasa Is Now A Pastor by MrAboki: 12:42pm On Jan 03, 2014
Mr evildoer: Cabasa of ajasa now a pastor

Hmmmm...Hope he stops d poli sha


Why?!


Is Kpoli a sin?!
TV/Movies / Re: James Avery, Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air Actor Is Dead by MrAboki: 12:31pm On Jan 03, 2014

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Travel / Re: How Many States In Nigeria Have You Been To? by MrAboki: 12:21pm On Jan 03, 2014
Rivers State
Lagos State
Akwa Ibom State
Delta State
Edo State
Osun State
Anambra State
Imo State
Plateau State
Bauchi State
Abia State
Cross River State
Enugu State


FCT Abuja
Music/Radio / Re: Music Producer ID Cabasa Is Now A Pastor by MrAboki: 12:15pm On Jan 03, 2014
tee_yford:
It's not about the money broda, when you think out loud, type wisely

Dont be fooled son, Its always about the money..

Everything is about the money..



Money over errtin..
Romance / Re: Abortion: Now A Proof Of Love? by MrAboki: 12:13pm On Jan 03, 2014
Politics / Re: I Am Number 7 On Gej's Snipper List - El-rufai by MrAboki: 12:10pm On Jan 03, 2014
Mr. El-Rufai...


Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Shows Off New Lover (photos) by MrAboki: 11:42am On Jan 03, 2014
Psychedelia:

Take who to court? Laughing my asss off.
Where do you think this is? California?

You know how Kate Henshaw's marriage ended?

She lied to her husband she was on a movie set, and then paid him a surprise visit in his office (because someone had been tipping her off on some "obo-normal activity" going on between her husband and his secretary, Angela Gordon).
She caught him RED-HANDED 'wrestling' with the woman, and a heated argument ensued. Her husband then proceeded to lay down the terms: She would either accept the affair or get the phuck out of the marriage. Kate picked option B, and that was how it ended.
The Angela Gordon lady now cruises around in a solid SUV ride with a new 3-bedroom apartment courtesy of Kate's ex-husband. They're in love now.

Nobody's sueing anybody. Welcome to Nigeria grin


My brother... Ignorance is not an excuse in law o!! Know it now that should your wife be able to prove infidelity in NIGERIAN COURTS, you will be Legally fCCUUKed up by the Law..


Say Kate Henshaw no sabi her rights or didnt pursue justice no mean nothing o!!

I just learnt of this myself not too long ago.. Since that day, I don repackage myself..


Please ask a GOOD Lawyer about your rights as a married couple in case of infidelity..

Remember the oath of marriage you took in court?! Infidelity and polygamy is an offence in Nigeria.[/b]


Here is an article for you to read and know now..


http://peoplesdailyng.com/the-law-versus-the-increasing-rate-of-divorce-in-nigeria/
Music/Radio / Re: Music Producer ID Cabasa Is Now A Pastor by MrAboki: 11:38am On Jan 03, 2014
Good Move:: Church Hussle pays better..

The Rolls Royce, Bling bling, Private Jets, Body guards, fine arrss bi!tches, popping bottles and money are real and not borrowed like those used for Music videos....

The Money in the Church hussle is easier to get.. Just read the bible and interprete it to people in a way that best suits your purpose. Then tell them to give you 10% of their earnings (Tithe), voluntary contribution (Offerings), First salary, e.t.c (First Fruit), Mission offering, Widows mite, Building offering, e.t.c.. and your Credit alert will be coming in as often as you hold services.. Instead of waiting on one marketer in Alaba who would be busy pirating your CD.. angry

If he is good enough, like with the music industry, he will be featured in other upcoming pastors music videos Church programmes.. And ofcourse, he gets paid..

And best of all.... All these monies are non-taxable.. grin


I wish him the very best..

#Casa Final.. grin

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Politics / Re: Kenyans Surprised: Jonathan And Crew Visited Kenya With 7 Private Jet [video] by MrAboki: 4:33pm On Jan 02, 2014
So what?! angry


So they think say na only for ground wey our Presido dey use convoy.. angry
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Shows Off New Lover (photos) by MrAboki: 4:14pm On Jan 02, 2014
L.M Ayedun..:

Mr Aboki, na Naija be dis fa.. undecided
Take his cheating arsse to court and what will happen after undecided

Say you no know no mean say nothing dey happen..


Go to the courts and ask about dicorce proceedings and settlement. A woman in Port-Harcourt who sued her cheating Lecturer husband and files for divorce was almost granted a settlement of about 19 Million Naira per annum, until they decided to settle out of court.

Infidelity is a big offence in Nigeria and the punishment can be very severe.. Ask a Lawyer.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Shows Off New Lover (photos) by MrAboki: 4:01pm On Jan 02, 2014

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