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CelebritiesRe: The Most Provocative Dress At The Mayweather – Pacquiao Fight [photos] by MRBrownJ: 11:13am On May 11, 2015
@Kakakino
stop writing rubbish on the internet, thats NOT the dress she wore at the Mayweather Pacquiao match, at least get your fact right. Nya-lee (stripper turned realty star) wore the following extravagant dress:

FashionRe: Guys Will You Date This Type Of Lady? by MRBrownJ: 11:07am On May 11, 2015
you can clearly see, it is photoshopped, but nice job.
PoliticsRe: Powell Sets Fastest 100m Time by MRBrownJ: 11:06am On May 11, 2015
@OP
your post is misleading, it should read:"Powell sets fastest 100m time OF THE YEAR"
RomanceRe: See What A Guy Posted On Facebook(screenshot) by MRBrownJ: 1:11am On May 11, 2015
i dont see where the problem is here....the gal said they MUST go to a food place, and they guy refused and let the world know. big deal. i would have done the same, call me stingy, i will wear that badge proudly, nonsense!
then that gal would come there with her friends and order for 12 people expecting the "potential mugu" OP to Pay for them, lol!

as if there was anything wrong with being broke.....

@OP
chop knuckles!
RomanceRe: He Asked For A Mouth Gig But I Refused, Now He Wants To Quit by MRBrownJ: 12:47am On May 11, 2015
WAGAZ:
undecided
I have not done it before, should I do it to save my relationship?
here are some question for you:

- you guys obviously aint having sex, how long have you been together?
- what do you do in order to quench his sexual thirst, if not BJs?
- are you willing to give him tittay/hand/backdoor job instead?
- is the r/ship worth saving?


as much as no one should be forced to do anything they are not willing to do, you have to grow into a r/ship.....and there comes a tome when you have to make the right decision into staying with someone, and therefore adapting to long term r/ship needs of your partner, or leave. it is ok to make demands but you also need to make these demands workable. no sex before marriage without helping to relieve your man (during difficult days), is a waste of time.
RomanceRe: Sex On The First Date; Yes Or No? by MRBrownJ: 12:37am On May 11, 2015
nothing wrong with having sex on the 1st date so long as we both agree to it, and protect ourselves properly. not everyone we meet is going to be meeting our parents, some are just there for sexual relief, and therefore, to these lot, sex on the 1st day is right.

we are not made equal, some are sexually free like that while others aint, to each their own!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Meet The Oldest Man On Earth - 179 Years Old. by MRBrownJ: 12:28am On May 11, 2015
unless there are concrete proof to this claim (anybody can come with some BS unconfirmed/unverified age), the oldest confirmed/verified person on earth is still Jeralean Talley from the US (115yrs old)
RomanceRe: Some Very Silly Questions Nigerian Guys Ask Ladies by MRBrownJ: 12:19am On May 11, 2015
cyprus000:
FIRST:I don't chase girls,all my relationshp just happened lyk that."No be say I dey make mouth.e just dey my nature.I no get strenghn to chase women".
,but if I am to be in that positon.
Dats when I will automatically cut her off.
Guy for the fact that you need a woman doesn't mean you should lick her ass...I gat my mum ass to lick bro.
You have to give yourslf some self worth dude,if na dangote halla her,the call no go even finish bfor she call back they xplain.
It is not necessarilly about the money,but the way you project yourslf to her.
men like you rarely find love because you are too much about yourself. if you dont chase a woman to BE with her, then you wont have to chase her when she LEAVE your lonely self. women need to be desired, to be "wooed", to be cherished and shown loved. if you aint got strength to chase a woman, then you will only end up with the desperate leftovers that will throw themselves at you. but then again, a man who has nothing to offer a woman would have nothing to show for after he chased her, so i understand your stand here.

we ALL need women in our lives, we have better lives with the right LOVING woman by our side, as much as we dont like to admit it, and this has NOTHING to do with self worth.....it simply has to do with what women bring to our lives. but hey, if you really are immature to believe that you can be happy without a woman, then so be it, maybe you need a man instead.

SECONDLY:if I have a girl friend and I give her about 5miss call,which I hardly do.xcept in an emergency situation.(Highest I can call anybody is 2miss call)
And all she could do,was ignore me.
I will not get across to her again,neither will I bother to meet her,dats if I comfirm that she is ok from people around her.
If she still keep mute,dats how that relationshp with keep mute forever.
I don't love foolishly.
you have what we call the "big man syndrome"....you want to act like you dont care (2 missed calls no more) but yet, you will confirm with other people around her that she is ok, ahahahahahahah. why you even care to know if she is dead or alive?! just move on with your life, since she didnt reply your calls, na? people like you and their egos are failing all over the world by the boat load. until you can confirm that she has received your message, and KNOWINGLY does not want to reply, there is no reason you should stop trying to contact her..... send her an email to ask if she is ok, whatsapp her, Skype or whatever other means you have of contacting her should be used.

THIRDLY:for the fact that she kept mute,shows how she visualiz your person and it will be idiotic to start begging and asking her why you were ignored.
again, your inflated ego is talking.... who is asking you to beg? why do you view "asking a question" as begging? why would you even primarily think she was ignoring you? shouldnt you simply tell her that you called her a few times and didnt get any replies, and wanted to know why? is that such a BIG DEAL to you, mr big man's ego?!

FOURTHLY:I can't fail miserably,cos am in control of my life.
Only if you can see hw I run my things,you will understand.
well done and good luck with that, big man, lol!
RomanceRe: Women Can Be Funny! Please Read!!! by MRBrownJ:
^^^^^^
loving a woman you dont understand is like driving a car you cant control...... its a death trap!

jewelgold:
Dear all

I created a thread about my fiancee's question "hope u won't be angry if I have phone intimacy with someone else"

Please read the thread to get a full dose of it

Since then, she is being pleading, saying hope am nt angry. I said am not, so I deliberately did not call her for 3 days,

Today I was surprised to see her in my house, she said she came to pick some of her things, after which she zoomed out, I didn't make effort to stop her, just laid on my bed

She came in the second time, picked a few things and left, I didn't move an inch nor alter any word

She came in the third time, and said "am I this heartless? U didn't try to stop me?

What is she into? Am I heartless for not saying anything

Insults are welcome....
well done bro, you did what needed to be done. she came there to make contact but she was not woman enough to come and say it straight away, so, she used reverse psychology BS where she expected you to beg her not to leave....and therefore you would be the one seemingly at fault and/or on the receiving end.

now the ball is in your court, you have the advantage to put that woman RIGHT where she belong by demanding that she treats you (and act) right.... if you want to keep mounting that toto o. then bang the hell out of her silly self as make up sex...... you can now even demand for her to "try" some new things in the bedroom that she may not have been keen on "trying" in the past.
Christianity EtcRe: The Reasons Why You May Still Be Poor As A Christain!!! by MRBrownJ: 11:16pm On May 10, 2015
most are simply poor (emotionally/financially) because they foolishly believe that some criminal in robe pastor is going to perform a miracle and they will suddenly become gazillionaire, and therefore they keep giving their hard earn cash to that criminal, instead of using that to better their lives/themselves.
to each their own!
RomanceRe: Im Lost And Don't Know What To Do!! by MRBrownJ: 11:13pm On May 10, 2015
@OP
the lady must have told you she wanted to lose her virginity after marriage, didnt she.....but you thought you were smart and try to force her into handing her virginity to you, BWAAAAAAAH! you got played bro! this lady will only hand it over after marriage, and most men like yourself will never be able to mount her. do you really think she got to 24yrs of age and no men has attempted to mount her before. she is a PRO/EXPERT of the "no sex before marriage" league!
RomanceRe: Some Very Silly Questions Nigerian Guys Ask Ladies by MRBrownJ: 11:00pm On May 10, 2015
cyprus000:
Any guy who does this,is a sissy and needs to be wiped.
If she ignore your calls,act lyk its nothing.
If she doesn't come with an apology or xplanation..DUMP HER sorry ass bro.
You are just a pest in her life.
I am sorry to say there is nothing wrong with asking such question, especially with the "playing hard to get" type out there
Its men like you, who want to act tough in R/ship, who are failing miserably due to your ego.

obviously the reason you would ask anyone that question is because you are in contact with her again, therefore before dismissing her silly aaaass, you need to listen to the BS she is going to tell you.

now wouldnt you feel like a damn fool if her answer to that question WAS:" Sorry my phone was stolen and i now have a new phone, here is my new number 080 555 55 55"? if her phone was indeed stolen then she doesnt know you called, therefore she wont apologises or give you any explanation, duh!

@OP
nothing wrong with any of the questions you posted.
CrimeRe: Man Stabs Girlfriend After She Caught Him Sucking Her Sister's Boobs by MRBrownJ: 10:47pm On May 10, 2015
so the lady wanted to kill her own self, now she is dead and the BF is the accused?! what kind of BS police work is that?! NONSENSE!!!!
being accused of a crime in good old 9j,a where the justice system is a FAILURE, could push any man to want to commit suicide, rather than rotting in a 9ja jail for life.

btw: if he was indeed in love with his GF and she committed suicide because of HIS actions, then that could also be a reason why a weak man like the bf would want to end his own life.
RomanceRe: Guys: How Do You React If A Lady Asked You To Tell Her A Story? by MRBrownJ: 10:39pm On May 10, 2015
"there was a guy named Helinues, he met this great looking gal and, although he was a bit shy, he decided to approach her. after a while, she asked him to tell her a story........"
BusinessRe: What Will You Do? by MRBrownJ: 10:35pm On May 10, 2015
you simply ask them to cancel the transaction OR return the money via that same POS, the only thing you need is the CC receipt.... and if they dont want to do that then simply call your bank and have them cancel the payment ( this is only possible if this is a CREDIT card, not debit)
CelebritiesRe: If Anyone Lost A White Iphone 6 Outside Lasu Gate. Holla At Me by MRBrownJ: 10:30pm On May 10, 2015
kolomax:
You Should Have waited for the owner To call the line..instead of broadcasting on NL remember sharp guys full here
should that not be what he is going to ask the person who contacts him via NL to do?!
FamilyRe: Help! She Is Under Pressure To Marry Her Late Mother's Husband! by MRBrownJ: 10:08pm On May 10, 2015
if this was remotely true:

the fact that someone would come up with such solution is NOT the problem here, its the fact that the 21yr old daughter would even contemplate it that is alarming..... what an insult to her mother!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Take This Job? by MRBrownJ: 9:39pm On May 09, 2015
reboski:
Good evening my people.

I recently applied for a job as a sale person with one insurance company here is Nigeria.

I was called for interview thereafter training but my challenge now is the offer has no basic salary , however , they said at the beginning of the month they will give me 10k for transportation and calls.

What ever am able to rake in at the end of the month , I will get commission.

I have think forth n back so I deside to hear from you guys on this platform on your take .

please advice.

Thanks
if you believe in your abilities to sell, if you believe in that company, if the %age is good, if you have nothing else to do, then you can try it for a few months and see how it goes.

now, if you have to make calls from YOUR phone, then i suggest you run from this BS place. NEVER USE YOUR PERSONAL PHONE FOR SUCH EMPLOYMENT.
RomanceRe: Ladies Do U Love It When Ur Boyfriend Acts Like He Owns You? by MRBrownJ: 9:01pm On May 09, 2015
if a man pays for her hair, her make up, her shoes, her dress, her rent, her education, her phone, her bag and everything else that made her who she was, then he has all the right to BELIEVE that he owns her.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Meet The Man With No dick ,who Has Had Sex With 100+ Women In His Home City by MRBrownJ: 6:01pm On May 09, 2015
AmNotDrunk:
Well its safe to say there was no penetration or he wore the strap on before bringing them home.

Or perhaps they just "grind". grin grin grin

@ the bolded the cells down there might be dead. smiley
any person would feel the strap on
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Silences Gay Rumours, Fixes Wedding Date by MRBrownJ: 6:00pm On May 09, 2015
what people fail to understand is that someone who CROSSDRESSES is not automatically gay. many men (and women) crossdress and are full fledge hetero. just because he enjoys wearing the opposite sex clothes, make up etc does not automatically make someone gay.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Arrested In India With $6.3 Million Worth Of Heroin by MRBrownJ: 4:05pm On May 09, 2015
what a shame that India does not have the death penalty for such crime!
RomanceRe: Relationships Sucks! by MRBrownJ: 3:54pm On May 09, 2015
Itsover:
I have given a shot at love 1,2,3,4,5,6 times...... 6 bleeping times,,,, each time ever more faithful than before. More prayerful and more committed...... Guess what , it all turned to bite me hard where it hurts..... Forgive me guys, but u are about like the only people who care to listen.can't hide behind a mask......
I am done loving. Join me( sipping wine and loving the feeling), a toast to all my Niggers who chooses to stay out of that charade called Falling inlove.......
Been inlove sucks! I am done with this sheet!
My ex,(this sheet almost cost me my Job but ) thanks for helping me realize this.

"Last bullet=> when the whole of your heart is broken, theres nothing to break anymore........you are the stronger for it.
bro, if you got bitten 6 times then i am sorry to say that the common denominator here is YOU. so you best look within yourself to see what is fukced up about YOU. maybe you dont choose these ladies wisely, maybe you got a fukced attitude that makes women run away from you, maybe you boring, maybe you aint got what these ladies want, maybe you got them pretending to be rich and these goldiggers realise you were broke etc etc etc...... the point is, you havent got in you what these particular women wanted. so why blame the world?! upgrade your damn self and make it your seventh time the winner!

but hey, (no offense) you have two options here: you can continue hoping to find love with WOMEN, or you can change team and try MEN and see if that will be beter for you, lol!
CelebritiesRe: Etcetera Says Dangote Can't Afford To Buy Arsenal Football Club. by MRBrownJ: 3:50pm On May 09, 2015
sadly Arsenal is NOT for sale, at least the 3 main shareholders aint selling, and they own 93% of the shares. so Dangote would have to make an offer that was WAY WAY above value for any of them to sell, and this in itself is not possible. If Dangote didnt buy these shares when they were on the market in 2011, he certainly wont buy them now overpriced.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Meet The Man With No dick ,who Has Had Sex With 100+ Women In His Home City by MRBrownJ:
AmNotDrunk:
But even lesb.ians too have "sex" naa.

that pics was taken after the one that reacted badly punched him in the face grin grin grin grin
yes lesbians do have sex, and mostly when they do, they KNOWINGLY put on strap-on to fukc each other.... now how can a man put on a strap on and fukc some ladies and these gals did not know he had a plastic dikc?!
TravelRe: I Was Denied Visa At French Embassy For This Reason.... by MRBrownJ: 3:22pm On May 09, 2015
fixed

Blackfire:
Où est -ce que tu habites? Moi j'habite ici au Nigeria
BusinessRe: BBC: Nigerian Aliko Dangote Denies Interest In Arsenal Stake by MRBrownJ: 3:12pm On May 09, 2015
^^^ these shares mentionned (from Lady Nina Bracewell-Smith) have already been sold in 2011 to Kroenke who now owns about 63% of Arsenal, while Usmanov owns 15% and Moshiri 15%.

this is a 5yrs old BBC sport news, and not actual, NONSENSE!
CrimeRe: See What Every Drug Pusher Sees At Indonisian Airports Yet They Traffic (picture by MRBrownJ: 2:15pm On May 09, 2015
sammydirectly:
too late to back track?? nothing is too late if you are still alive. its better to be late alive than be dead.
they can ask to return back and refuse to step on the line for the immigration officer to check them in. They may even quickly report themselves for their offence. There may be leniency than to be caught.
lol, you are funny. you actually think that you can just turn back and walk into the plane that just brought you there and go back to where you came from, just like that?! you MUST pass by immigration in order to get to the departure area. would you even have a ticket on a plane departing that day, for you to remotely think of going back?! pls make some sense here. you CANNOT turn back and ask to go back home without passing immigration and customs, even if you throw your passport away, you will still have to pass immigration and customs, before being deported

now, as for reporting themselves, yes they will be lenient but the drug pusher will still get a life in prison sentence.
CrimeRe: See What Every Drug Pusher Sees At Indonisian Airports Yet They Traffic (picture by MRBrownJ:
abatically:
U don't get it do u? The repeated warnings everywhere is to instinct fear on the drug peddlers and make them realize they are SERIOUS. When someone reads that at the arrival, then he gets to customs and still see the warning everywhere at the airport, no doubt a little fear would get into him. Fear means nervous, and nervous means easily suspected and subsequently caught. Trust me it works.
sadly you are mistaking the type of ANIMAL that we are dealing with here. this is the ANIMAL that is ready to KILL for riches, to SELL DEATH for riches, and therefore these warnings are a waste of time... it does NOT work. this is why you have so many people, from all walks of life, that go into this business. these animals dont fear death because they believe that their present lives is already death, that is why so many will tell you that this was their ONLY option.

Let me give u an illustration, let's say u wake up in the morning, checked ur phone and saw a text message from an unknown sender and the message reads ' DO NOT SIT ON UR OFFICE CHAIR TODAY OR U DIE'. If u are someone like me, u won't take it serious, u would think its just a silly prank. So u took ur shower and head out to work, at the bus stop someone u haven't met before approached u, and said the sane thing to u. Then u would be like 'what the hell is going on'? U got to office and the security man told u the same thing, and u got to the reception and the receptionist told u the same thing.

So tell me what would u do? Wouldn't u be at least scared (even for a little bit), and would u still go ahead and sit on the chair without at least praying? That is the logic. If a drug peddler sees the warning on his Visa , he might not take it serious. But when the pilot announces it as he's about getting off the plane, he would start thinking. Then he sees it written allover the airport, then he would definitely know they mean business.
bro, you have to stop watching these Nollywood super story, and instead live in the REAL world. there is something important that you fail to mention here: drug dealing is a CRIME/WRONG, sitting on a chair at the office is NOT. so, no people are going to tell you to not sit on your chair, stop dreaming and bringing some incoherent issues here. people will only warn you if you are doing something illegal/wrong, and that is understandable (and what we expect from anyone out there).

now, let me give you MY example: many women are prostituting themselves or doing runz all over Africa, and they will tell you that this is the only thing they can do in order to make money. these people are lazy, dont know the meaning of hardwork, they want to cut corners and sell their bodies for quick gain, and they are already COMFORTABLE doing this evil act. you can warn them that they may get in trouble with the police, beat up, kidnapped or even killed for rituals but they wouldnt listen because they are only focussing on the money. these are exactly the same people as these drug pushers, its only when they will be dead that they will stop. an ashewo will remain an ashewo even if married, you just have to offer her the right amount of money.

same goes for people who are smoking and see warning signs of pack with mad photos of all the damage that smoking does, but still light up.
same goes for people who have unprotected sex with strangers even though there are signs everywhere about the dangers of HIV/AIDS.

we have to face the facts here, these people, whether warnings or not, will never stop on their own, especially not when they have been successful doing their deeds!
CrimeRe: See What Every Drug Pusher Sees At Indonisian Airports Yet They Traffic (picture by MRBrownJ: 11:31pm On May 08, 2015
abatically:
U might have a valid point, but saying those warnings are useless is FALSE. A lot of these peddlers are not first timers. So let's say they did it for the first time, saw the warnings at the airport and let's say it was too late to turn back. Luckily they escaped, made some money and come back home. Then they still go back another time not minding the warnings and then they are caught. Would u still say they have not been warned?
if that person disregard the warning on their passport, and went ahead fully aware of the dangers of their acts, then that last sign at the airport arrival hall is pointless, imho! sadly, if they manage to go through, their desire for easy riches (selling "death"wink will quadruple, and only when they are caught, they will realise their mistakes. havent you seen the youtube videos of Nigerians caught in Bangkok, and how they are trying to find all excuses under the sun as to why they dealing drugs, instead of facing the fact that they are lazy people who wanted to cut corners.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dASnWhwzL-Y

then check all the Youtube videos from radio419megahertz about Nigerians and their denial! only death can save them!

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