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june 11. thanks ur too mush

Tolu it seems you are the inhouse guru, please o give your bros tips o! Do I read it one area at once or do i use a time table approach as read different area on different days abeg help.

u guyz are missing the bleeping point! How are we sure the man did not just escape an assassination attempt that was supposed to look like an accident? With the current "zoning" brouhaha some losers may have decided to"remove" GL from the equation- Permanently!

I mean this is the PRESIDENTIAL PHUCKING JET! NIGERIA IS NOT THAT BAD THAT THE JET WOULD NOT BE MAINTAINED!

^^Thanks man, Ive already called them, I will have to wire loot to them. This is my first go so am giving myself sufficient time to get into the swing.

I perused Level 1 syllabus and it looks like the entire ICAN curriculum! Whoever wants to write this shd take NOTHING for granted these guys mean business!

abeg this schweser pple dey crase o! I went to thier site to order materials and Nigeria is not listed on thier country options. hw do i get around it abeg.

Ahem! Congrats to all passers and for those who did not just rise and try again.
After due consideration I have decided to throw my hat in th ring but am going for June 2011 L1. Need the time to jack well. This thing aint easy men.

We shd look to "youth", although dem no too young sha but lets use them as they are while we overhaul our youth system to use real youth.

You people dont know anything! Erastus started as a bandit, when they started Nig Intercont. Merchant Bank their stock in trade was raisin Jibiti form M to collect dollars from CBN and sell to mallam rather than for imports as they claim on the gbajue form M. The bank was built on thievery! When I heard he has become pastor i fervently hoped he had a road to damascus experience but recent events have proved me wrong. The man na thief whether na RCCG or LASTMA! Adeoboye or Adegboye e no matter! Thief na thief.

Kay:"You're Killing Everybody"
Micheal:"I'm not killing everybody, just my enemies"
- The Godfather

"The girl doesn't love you anymore, can't you get that through your greasy head?"- Coming to America
" You say one more word about my daughter and I'll bump my feet off your royal a.r.s.e!"- Same

Keanu Reeves:"Are you Satan?"
Al Pacino:"Just call me dad"
- Devil's Advocate

"You must be ready to go further, if he pulls out a club you pull out a knife, if he pulls out a knife , you pull out a gun"- Prizzi's Honour

"Whats wrong with this place? One ba.stard goes in and another comes out"-  Tuco in The Good the Bad and the Ugy
"If you miss you better miss very well, whoever double crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about tuco, nothing"- Same movie
"Where is the owner of that horse? he's tall, blonde, smokes a cigar and he's a pig!"- same
"There two kinds of spurs my friend, those who come by the door (makes sign of the cross) and those who come by the window"- Same
"I like big fat men like you cos when they fall they make more noise and sometimes they never get up"- Same

"Gentlemen! prepare to defend yourselves!"- We were Soldiers

"I don't give a phuck!, that's why I don't have an ulcer because I know when to say I don't give a phuck!- Lethal weapon 4

" Even if you return the money he'll still kill you just for putting him through the inconvenience of looking for you"- No Country For Old Men
"I will make you only one offer, return the money and I will only kill you, I will spare your wife"- No Country For Old Men

"Any fool with a d.i.ck can have a baby, but it takes a real man to raise his kid"- Boys n d Hood

"You're a fool ratty, you coulda lived, but you chose to die"- Third World Cop

Andy Garcia:"I need to save my kid"
Micheal Keaton:" And I need a martini and a b.lo.w j.ob"
-Desperate Measures

Micheal Keaton:" What are you offering"
Andy Garcia: "Redemption"
Micheal Keaton:"You can't eat it, drink it, smoke it or phuck it, am not interested"

That babe chest can win several awards! Am sure that is what confused the poster. IMO the clown shd pay another 11k to Nland as a fine for stupidity

U guys dont get it his rel name is IYAKUBURAT

Kini big deal? people quarrel na news? abegiiiii

this thing is not a debate its a phucking DIALOGUE OF THE DEAF! It has been reduced to white vs black issue which is laughable. Sagamite will not back down, He believes his on press release.

Why are you all trying to convince Sagamite? This pointless talk wont get you chaps anywhere clearly He has an opinion and he will stick to it just like others have theirs. Guess what? all your talk dont mean jack shyte! Eagles will be coached by whoever and play whatever. The point is our football STRUCTURE is rubbish and thats wat needs fixing. Its not about Lars, Amodu or the three blind mice!

Princek12:
Go and play outside

I like internet, gives all sorts of characters opportunity to act out their fantasies. This thread is the coaches/adult fantasy thread o and the insults thread. siigghhh pitiful really

Haba! Una never tire? Sagamite Vs NLand is still raging on? Am sure you guys will be at this long after the world cup ends. Until one of you keyboard coaches on both sides of this meaningless argument handles an amateur team to your state challenge cup I wont take any of you serious. professionals are doing the biz in South Africa, you are all here yapping. Have you guys not noticed that even the studio analysts are guys who have played and/or coached at the top level? That tells you that except you have played/coached at the top any analysis is just grammar!

Analysts cum coaches of Nland start by coaching your sunday sunday teams! Abeg i tire! Shape, structure, movement, compact, this and that! How many of una really understand all those words? Just repeating things you hear on tv does not make you an "expert". Enuf already!

I remember what the one and only dutchgerian Clemens Westerhorf said: "Nigeria has 88million coaches, but only one technical adviser and thats me"
All you keyboard analysts should leave us alone! Una for go run one local club first and see what its like before handing advice to people who are doing it for a living, training children and feeding their families!

Emm sagamite, WHAT EXACTLY IS YOUR POINT!

This na Sagamite Vs other Nlanders o! O boy take it easy before you burst an artery! Lets wait until we are knocked out before we write final report. U cant tell which student will be promoted based on only first term exam!

Considering where we re coming from this was not bad. we did not come to WC to play only Argentina. I think the coach adopted the best approach given the players in hand and the duration with the team. The first priority was to prevent them from scoring-not prevent them from playing.

I think all the analysts who think d man is not doing well should have applied for the job when it was vacant. Not act as keyboard coaches!

Considering where we re coming from this was not bad. we did not come to WC to play only Argentina. I think the coach adopted the best approach given the players in hand and the duration with the team. The first priority was to prevent them from scoring-not prevent them from playing.

I think all the analysts who think d man is not doing well should have applied for the job when it was vacant. Not act as keyboard coaches!

Are the match times shown Nigerian time? If not can we have it in Nigerian time pls? Great job man.

Una jus dey yarn, norrin wrong with the shirt, if we want good design we shd produce good football, of recent we havent done much. The kit is not bad even if dem wear polythene bag na good soccer we want. And pple shd stop spreading rumos, the naija shirt is on adidas website, we may not be listed as a federation cos of the type of contract we have.

Am not too big on the social networking thing (am not even on facebook). I think they are useful but this twitter business is just too much! Imagine me "following" someone on twitter. Dat wan go put lalas for ma pocket? Make i hia word abeg! CNN and other stations will say:"follow us on twitter" dummies! If want to follow CNN I will do so-BY WATCHING CNN DAMMIT!

my own be say if i fit catch one or more i will koboko dem serioulsy as compensation for their bandit looter father's brigandage. nlander guys! its our patriotic duty to seek out and waya these babes to compensate nigerians for the man's brigandage! I rest my case.

The way pple are going on about this argentina match one would be forgiven if he thinks Nigeria is just going to play only Argentina and return the next day!

Even if we lose that match there are still two others to come so lets stop obsessing about names. Mind you their coach is useless so all the big names may be of no benefit. I remember in 2002 when we all believed Argentina with Batistuta and co would demolish the eagles but it ended in a tight 1 nil win for them and they joined us on the plane home after the first round despite being pre-tournament favorites. My firm belief is that even if the eagles lose the game they will not be disgraced and it will be another close run thing as usual. We have not lost by more than a goal to them. They would also be cautious about playing Nigeria and opening game nerves will affect both teams.

So you doomsday prophets should put your emotions in check please.

and the point is, ?

Amazing! football is the only endeavor I know of where people who make a living in other fields advise those who make a living from the games itself. All u "coaches " and "analysts" should calm down. Lags is the one being paid and not you guys. If you guys were that good you shd have turned up for the interview or go manage a street soccer team to prove your technical skills. Abeg mek we hia word!

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=455836.msg6147140#msg6147140 date=1275594584][color=deeppink]Tell her and call off the wedding, she's so much better without an unorganized guy like you.[/color][/quote]serious point. is this young man qualified to marry? clearly u cant manage yourself. Just because u have a chick and swinging d*&^ck does not qualify you bob. Take some time to organize yourself and try again. (ie this one is a dead duck)

*_{silently watching the never ending battle of the sexes with amusement}*

this is the age when NO is the fav word (one syllable easy to learn) he will outgrow it and sometimes he needs more attention and discipline. If it continues into 5-6 yrs he may be suffering frm ADHD and you may need to see a doc for proper diagnosis.