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akeem0706514:
Coconut head...I pray make God give you wisdom...Mr bastard.

InoGetJoy:
Rubbish talk

Uber drivers don dey attack me from left, right, up and down...

E pain dem.

Whether she likes it or not, dem go still eat her cake.

That driver na bastard!

U don't raise ur hands at women, rather, raise ur dick (not without her consent).

U beat person mama to bleeding... Nnnah, Mehnnn.. U deserve some street treatments, walahi.

Bastard!

Fvck Uber!

Ewe kan O ni j'abó lara igi ki Eledumare mamó.

God knows best.

RIP...

BigDawsNet:
As I dey reason u so... Ur count no reach 50

Better Goan learn work

I cover 50 BC in less than 3 weeks if my head spark...

Na true u talk, I gotta go and learn work.



Stay blessed, bro.

They believe say na computer students dey end up becoming hackers, premium Yahoo boys/girls in the future, abi?

This is a good line for future billionaires..

BigDawsNet:
I asked my Ex girlfriend about her body count



Shee started counting but I fell asleep.

If I go check mine, any specialist wey carry out the work on me go faint instantly.

God knows no be my fault.

Una don come with this una body count wahala again.

U guys should leave ladies with body counts naaah...

Shebi na their body...

Abeg make una carry go jare...

Odewaleadesoye:
Thanks brother.. I understand you and the person.
I will do the needful Sir.
But, it shouldn't be nah..
Kai.... My country.
It's well with us.

Stay blessed, bro.

oldienavie:
@Poster, how old are you ?
You are posting your name and details all over the internet ?
What is the essence of the education that you have if you dont realise you are making yourself susceptible to identity theft.
Please grow up.

OP @Odewaleadesoye

Don't say this person didn't tell you. Use ur head, bro.

Btw,

Nigeria is a dead country. Nothing is working fine here.
I will implore all the good people of Nigeria to ensure that they get this passport by all means.

This country is totally dead.
Buhari wey una voted for with una mumu brain, u people should be praising him now, cos he has given y'all the comfort y'all wanted.

Stupid country.

Petyprincess:
I was having the same issue that my roommate brings a guy while I am inside and they have sex, most the time at night thinking I was asleep.
It got worst that I told her about it but she never changed, we started living like strangers while the guy is very disrespectful because he knows I am against him coming to our room.

I reported but nothing was done so I just had to accept my fate and leave the room when the guy is around, luckily she moved out with her boyfriend outside campus and I eventually got free. Campus life is crazy ahh swear.

Note: our room is demarcated that we can't see each other's bed but hearing sounds and voices while having sex can be uncomfortable.

Inside life...

Petyprincess:
@bolded, it's rare. infact most men prefer ladies they are taller than, as for me I can't imagine being with a man I am taller than

Na true u talk. Generally, majority of men prefer to be taller than the gender counterpart.

@bold.... Ah. Heheheheheeee.
If brother kukuru mistakenly comes ur way, na quick ignore button u go press shaperly be that.
Inside life.

Compliments of the season. ✌

Good morning.

The height difference for me.

The babe tall pass the guy small.

I love girls who are taller than me... That thing dey give me joy cos dey look more romantic in my eyes.

U know that appeal?

The ill-luck wey Buhari don bring to this country don surpass the misfortune wey him predecessors don bring since 1960.

Buhari is the most useless president to ever grace the soil of humanity.

Dead country.

Nigerians are easily deceived.

All this yeye crap no mean anything to me...
These people are thieves, criminals, murders, looters.

They're using u people to catch cruise and achieve their aims.

All the governors in Nigeria are criminals..

Ogun kill all of dem together!

Stupid country.

This is a good news.

More of this, please.

Na Ogun go kill all of una.

Criminals won't escape their consequences.
No matter how hard you try, Ogun go still kill u for the innocent souls you've wasted and the money you bastard has looted and still looting.


Ogun kill u there!

Criminal asshole.

Kizito2nv:
Nigeria will only progress, when the north Wakes against their elite,
Democracy is a game of number, the north has the numbers, unfortunately only a few northern elite control the vast majority who are poor and really can't speak up.

Reason why the ones you see on Twitter are the ones supporting this government. an average northerner is suffering the harsh reality of this government, but can't speak up.

There's nothing like democracy in Nigeria.



Stay blessed, bro.

Dey don catch them (thieeeeves)

WibusJaga:
1178 discharged from where?

Abeg help me ask dem oooh...

Stupid NCDC... Stupid country.


Dead government.

I WOULD never choose any asshole (I don't vote, anyways).

You see those criminals you attached in the picture, na Ogun go kill all of dem together.

Both the aspiring and the ones currently in power, e no go better for all of dem.

None of dem go escape doom and tribulations.
Dey will be destroyed by the anger of all spirits that fight for justice.

Ogun kill all of una together!

Criminal bastards!!!

Maxymilliano:
Can we have the names of affected generals ? I want to check something

They are imaginary generals.

PoliteActivist:
You can believe whatever you wish. Wether that your belief makes sense is a different matter all together.
[/b]YOUR BELIEF IS ILLOGICAL!![/b]

Na ur own belief dey logical?


God go help u.


Stay blessed, bro.

PoliteActivist:
If the numbers were just made up, they'd enter, say, 100 deaths, that'll be quite reasonable, never zero. Also Lagos won't be at 500 while Ekiti is at 4! You folks should think sometimes

Smiles... You believe they're being factual with numbers, me I know say na fluke (made up numbers)... Las las, we both know what we know.



I hail u, bro.

GhostWisperer:
kid, body count isn't just a physical thing. It's emotional and psychological. A lady with a high body count is damaged emotionally and physically. Besides you can't claim to have the biggest dick she's tasted.

So no hope for you.

U no get brain for addressing me as kid.


Stay blessed.

Body count is more scrutinized on The FEMALE.
The reason is that the more times ur pussy got banged, the more it deteriorates. Though some pussies won't deteriorate even if u used Pepsi bottle to drill it regularly (I doubt it though).

On the male side, the more we bang pussies, the more our dicks build muscle, strength, and some dicks even grow bigger...
The only thing here is weaker strength and stamina as time goes on, but with regular workout and nutritious meal, u are good to go.

But the FEMALE should mind the body counts, cos no woman go notice a man if he has had 30k body counts, but we can tell if a woman has had more body counts as we dey sample the pussy...

But we with big gbolas no dey mind sha, as we drill and do the Lord's work on tha pussies, we got them babes screaming, crying like babies.

Who body counts epp self?

Let's move...

Thank you, Almighty Lord.


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Thank you, Jesus.

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Thank you, Lord.

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