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Originakalokalo:
This days people sin, and rub it on God's face.

God is however Plentiful in mercy and Long-suffering .

True mahn..

Jh0wsef:
Upon all the pre-wedding photos, hype, it ended with this topic on Nairaland's Frontpage.

No celeb wedding freaks me.

Grupo:
She looks scary

nkwuocha:



Dear Mama
Tupac Shakur
I love you
I love you
You are appreciated
When I was young me and my mama had beef
Seventeen years old kicked out on the streets
Though back at the time, I never thought I'd see her face
Ain't a woman alive that could take my mama's place
Suspended from school, and scared to go home, I was a fool
With the big boys, breaking all the rules
I shed tears with my baby sister
Over the years we was poorer than the other little kids
And even though we had different daddy's, the same drama
When things went wrong we'd blame mama
I reminisce on the stress I caused, it was hell
Hugging on my mama from a jail cell
And who'd think in elementary?
Hey! I see the penitentiary, one day
And running from the police, that's right
Mama catch me, put a whooping to my backside
And even as a crack fiend, mama
You always was a black queen, mama
I finally understand
For a woman it ain't easy trying to raise a man
(I know it ain't easy)
You always was committed
A poor single mother on welfare, tell me how ya did it
There's no way I can pay you back
But the plan is to show you that I understand
You are appreciated
Dear mama
Don't you know I love you?
Dear mama
Place no one above you
(Dear mama) Oh mama, I appreciate you
Although my shadow's gone
I will never leave you
Now ain't nobody tell us it was fair
No love from my daddy cause the coward wasn't there
He passed away and I didn't cry, cause my anger
Wouldn't let me feel for a stranger
They say I'm wrong and I'm heartless, but all along
I was looking for a father he was gone
I hung around with the Thugs, and even though they sold drugs
They showed a young brother love
I moved out and started really hanging
I needed money of my own so I started slanging
I ain't guilty cause, even though I sell rocks
It feels good putting money in your mailbox
I love paying rent when the rent's due
I hope ya got the diamond necklace that I sent to you
'Cause when I was low you was there for me
And never left me alone because you cared for me
And I could see you coming home after work late
You're in the kitchen trying to fix us a hot plate
Ya just working with the scraps you was given
And mama made miracles every Thanksgiving
But now the road got rough, you're alone
You're trying to raise two bad kids on your own
And there's no way I can pay you back
But my plan is to show you that I understand
You are appreciated
Dear mama
Don't you know I love you?
Dear mama
Place no one above you
(Dear mama) Oh mama, I appreciate you
Although my shadow's gone
I will never leave you
Pour out some liquor and I reminisce, cause through the drama
I can always depend on my mama
And when it seems that I'm hopeless
[b]You say the words that can get me back in focus
When I was sick as a little kid
To keep me happy there's no limit to the things you did
And all my childhood memories
Are full of all the sweet things you [/b]did for me
And even though I act crazy
I gotta thank the Lord that you made me
There are no words that can express how I feel
You never kept a secret, always stayed real
And I appreciate, how you raised me
And all the extra love that you gave me
I wish I could take the pain away
If you can make it through the night there's a brighter day
Everything will be alright if ya hold on
It's a struggle everyday, gotta roll on
And there's no way I can pay you back
But my plan is to show you that I understand
You are appreciated
Dear mama
Don't you know I love you?
Dear mama
Place no one above you
Oh mama, I appreciate you
Although my shadow's gone
I will never leave you
I appreciate you
I love you
I need you
Oh mama
I love you
Appreciate you
I need you
Oh mama
I appreciate you
I love you
I need you
Oh mama
I love you
Appreciate you
I need you
Oh mama


Lesson :You can abuse anybody's mom and may not go free. But never abuse the mother of chronic criminals. In their shattered lives of bloody crimes and gang wars, they find pleasure in pussies BUT peace in their mother's arms.Mess with their mother and your survival falls flat at 0.0001%

Reminds me of "The penguin " in Gotham TV Series

Kingwizzy16:
Irritating

owoblowsoon:
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Nigeria is a very sweet place to be ... much to enjoy.

delzbaba:
The main question is does she have anything upstairs??

DollarAngel:
Your Hymen might still be intact, but your mind and thoughts has been deflowered long ago

kindy51:
Is my birthday friends please wish me well

zakim:
Wicked, heartless man

Oche211:
My friend, keep quiet if u re ignorant of real issues.
I watched the talk show this morning on AIT "focus Nigeria".
He said the incident happened abt 2-3 years ago.
That was abt a month into his tenure.
He had abolished the sales of jamb scratch card immediately he assumed office nd had asked for audits of all jamb accounts in all the states of the federation during the says of scratch cards b4 he assumed office.
He say there were even more ridiculous claims than the snake own.
He said those involved had been dismissed and dealt with.
Furthermore, before he assumed office, jamb was remitting about 10 million naira to the Federation account.
Infact, before he came, jamb remitted only about 52 million or so in 5 years.
However, under his leadership, Jamb remitted abt 7.8 BILLION naira in one (1) year.
So the video wasn't recent, it was an old probe.
He also said he was disappointed that such case of national importance could become a thing of joke nd comedy to Nigerians. He said he didn't see anything funny in that cos it's a very sensitive issues.
Bloggers won't give you the full gist.
The show was a really eye opener.
It's from him i got to knw jamb on top of the game in examination malpractice.
The show was just too awesome nd the prof was amazing.
He's got my utmost respect.

AntiBrutus:
The things they say to make people believe being good is now socially wrong. Just as they go about convincing guys that girls love bad boys.

Some men like them bad, some like them good.
The good and the bad are all getting married.

I don't wanna ask his definition of good and bad.
Because I am sure it's the usual nonsense.

martineverest:
I think Nigerian youths,especially the social media chapter have a huge problem.

if he was wearing expensive Gucci shoes the same set of ppl wud have rained insults on him.....I think they are ones encouraging our celebs to live fake lifestyle...the danladi of a man is obviously rucher tgan d celebrity, but chose simplicity, yet idiots are complaining

wokemzine:
Why did your cousin switched off her phone

Why did you start a healthy conversation with a complete stranger.

Why did you sleep in the bus.

Why did you rest your head on his shoulder

Why didn't you have extra money for a hotel.

Why did you sleep in the house of a complete stranger.

Why did you give him your number.

Why did you date him

Finally....

Why did you marry him.

ishabablessing:
Dat pix wit roses all over her looks very fyn

Gentle034:
There's more to it, that's all I can say, Social media can make u commit enh if u no get mind.

stillseth:
I have nothing to say but...May God have mercy on her soul.

this one has lost her way....the Internet would remember this in years to come..

HeyCorleone:
She may have "finished" Freeze, but Freeze spoke more sense.

ironlady94:
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At Nigeria Online Business, we have been sharing opportunities that Nigerian youths can exploit to becoming financially free. We are taking a break this weekend because as the saying goes, “all work without play makes jack a dull boy.”

It is plain foolishness to keep doing the same thing and expect a different result. That was the quote of Albert Einstein rendered in my own words.

Quite a lot of information circulated in the Nigerian cyberspace in the last one year that was aimed at helping guys up their dating game. The default dating game many guys learned had made them spineless and act in ways that was worrisome.

Trying to capture the vast knowledge that was shared last year is quite tasking. Nevertheless, I’m going to compress them into 7 important points. They are actionable and can be quickly implemented. The aim, like other enlightenment articles for males, is to free men from the default shackles of relating with women till we have more of alpha males and less of beta males.

1. Stop trying to earn her approval

It’s sickening to what extent some guys go just to get compliments from them. They are eager to project their image to women and want females to notice it. In 2018, this nonsense needs to stop. What do you need their approval for? Does it increase account balance? Men must quit thinking about what a woman would say and do what they think it’s right in their eyes.

Here’s the irony of this point: the more a guy tries to earn an approval, the less he’s likely to get it because women are good at spotting desperation from a mile. Trust me; you will work too hard for it. But men who don’t even try to earn it get handed the approval on a platter of gold.

2. Stop tolerating her bad behaviour

Haven’t you heard guys say “don’t show a woman you love her or she would take you for granted.” Let’s dissect that statement quickly. What the statement actually implies is that when a man loves a lady and she realizes it, she can act as she likes and the guy can do nothing about it. However, many guys don’t just tolerate bad behaviour because they love the lady but also because she is pretty hot.

If a lady breaks any of your rules of treating people, call her attention to it like you would to anyone else. Even if you love her, stop enduring it when she breaks any of your standards! Most ladies are used to beta males swallowing anyway they act; you need to show you are otherwise. She may get shocked the first time that you dare register your displeasure because she thinks “who does this guy think he is?” Make sure she apologises whenever she comes out of her shock. If she doesn’t forget her! Just don’t tolerate bad behaviour in 2018!

3. Stop playing the hard to get game with her

It’s a silly game! Even if you sinned against God, you don’t need to pray for weeks or months to receive forgiveness. So why should her case be different? Moreover, a woman benefits more from the relationship than you would, so why the fuss?

In 2018, be man enough! Set limits to how far with how you will go in asking a lady out. If they speak to you about their female pride, speak to them of your male ego. She shouldn’t waste your time in the name of trying to prove her worth; you also have your own worth! Besides, world population figures show that women are more than men. So relax; if you’re patient enough, you’d find someone better than her on many fronts.

4. Stop quitting your friendships and hobbies because she wants you to

Many guys are now fond of ending their friendships or quitting their hobbies because a female spoke against it. Incidentally, the guy cannot make such a request of her or else she gets angry. This is the height of weakness! Why quit watching football with hommies simply because she condemned it or stop hanging out with a long time friend because he doesn’t like it?

When a lady comes into your life, she had better like you for who you are and not who she imagines you to be in her head. Love accepts people the way they are; manipulation seeks to change them to suit selfish desires. A man should define a lady’ boundary in his life from the scratch of dating and refuse to let any of her gimmicks get to him (cos she’s going to try.)

5. Stop trying to be a man on women’s terms

“This is how men (and not boys) behave.” “Real men don’t do this.”Do these statements sound familiar? Which gender makes statements like this the most? You guessed right! Women resort to this when they want a man to tell men how to behave or not behave. But the question is: “how can a woman teach a man how to be a man?” It’s ridiculous!

When women say things like this, they are trying to appeal to the male ego and baiting you to “live up to expectation.” This is 2018! You must stop collecting tutorials on how to be a man from a woman! Common sense is not the exclusive preserve of the female gender! Think for yourself and do only what your mind tells you is right!

6. Stop spending on every girl around

Being a nice guy shouldn’t continue this year. The habit of spending recklessly on every girl should cease. This doesn’t mean you should not provide assistance once in a while, but you need to quit trying to show you’re nice and caring to a woman. You can tell if this point is speaking to you by asking how much you give to your fellow guys in comparison to what you give to the other gender.

As a guy, saving and investing should be your top priority. Have you been doing that? The good news is that you can’t do it enough. Even Bill Gates is still earning till today! You earned your money by racking your brains (and using your hands), don’t give out with your heart. Women tend to forget the sacrifice you make to give to them because another guy would out-perform you the next day. Save yourself the stress! If you must spend on a lady, make sure she’s worth it by your own terms...but still use your head!

7. Learn to say no to their advances

More: http://www.nigeriaonlinebusiness.com/2018/02/guys-7-things-we-need-to-stop-doing.html

What are your contributions?

Oxster:
Asin ,hop u hv seen de efcc reply?

Oxster:
Am just tired of this country


N36M,,,That is 36,000 pieces of 1000 naira note ohh,,If de money is even only in 1000 naira

How come de snake finished such quantity of notes??

SilentBang:
speechless! for this country!!!... lol DSTV is here to stay, they will go to any extent to renew that license.

NAIJA is their largest market.