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OgaDeyVex:
A Bride was left stunned by the clergyman officiating at her wedding after he added a twist to the exchange of their wedding vows. While taking her through her exchange of vows, the clergyman asked her to vow that her breasts would be used to satisfy her husband at all times.

The Bride Acted Surprised as she looked at the clergyman to be sure he was serious and then went on to affirm the vow.

Watch The Video As Obtained By Below:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf3NjrNjlmv/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=359085d9-18a1-4e7e-a529-f55d23ce38e3&ig_mid=62F48BD0-C35C-46CE-BABA-8B8148E0CF43

Sabadon:
Why is it hard for most politician to have a complete certificate

Astrokid911:
are you still with her?

MANDIPUTIN:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/armed-robbers-attack-7-flats-in-wuse-2-abuja/

Officialsetlinn:
1 ASUU strike
2 Poor electricity
3 6am classes
4 Scheduled classes on public holidays

You are free to add yours.

ebonytarki:
The older, the more handsome he gets..... Just like Italian wine. Happy birthday sir

BadNews:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2022/07/05/i-wont-dance-naked-in-village-over-adultery-wife-tells-court-seeks-divorce/

blaise26abj:
It’s very possible that DSS planted someone in the prison to gather information since it contains high profile criminals and politicians . The agent’s life might have been threatened for him to reveal his identity .

Badboibipo:
Girls are really not so bad. Yes many of them have attitude issues and bad personalities but the truth is every girl have genuine kindness and goodness in her but they hardly show it because they DONT like you!

Yes, your girlfriend or even your wife may not like you as much as you like them. You bought her and you may never experience the best version of that girl because she’s not as into you as you are into her.

Have you heard a girl complain about a guy saying hello to her and calling him a “stalker” ? Do you know that same girl will tell her friends that another “perfect gentleman” is following her everywhere and she thinks he’s so romantic?

Two guys doing the same thing to the same girl but different reactions. That’s the life of women, they love the same thing they complain about, it all just depends on who is doing it.

Find a girl that likes you genuinely, stop buying women with money, very wrong move. You will never get the best version of her like that, they will use you and once a better option comes they will dump you in a second.
Don’t impress girls with money, if you truly want a good woman make sure she likes you for anything but not because of your pocket! That’s the worse way to get a woman.

Kobojunkie:
Why make an issue out of a molehill?

Simply text her back thanking her for her kind offer, informing her that the help is not needed since you have your chores all covered. The end!

UpInTheSky:
Some of us who are older than 21 and still ones nko? You're supposed to be a virgin at 21. Make it to 29, 30, over 30, or 40 like Lolo Jones, then we can talk.

Naijaodds2021:
� Manchester United have reportedly agreed personal terms with Christian Eriksen for him to join the club on a three year deal.

#Naijabet #ManchesterUnited #transfers

obinna58:
And what's wrong with that? So long you're living a good life.

VoteTinubu2023:
Wow. Such a very big crowd.

150 million votes incoming for Labour party.



Vote Tinubu 2023. Vote APC.

hatakekakashi:
Grealish must be there .

adefitim:
Indomie age, read this.
Most times, "social media politicians" don't learn vital lessons from past mistakes.

In 2014/15, all you did was looking for Buhari's certificate when you could have used that precious time to engage with fence sitters to lure them into your camp. Rather, you were so fixated on a retired General's school certificate.

This time around, have seen trending now questions about where BAT attended primary and secondary school. Thank God they are not saying he did not attend University. They did not say he did not have a first class degree in Accounting and was a University scholar who graduated top of his class with full scholarship!

Also, they did not say he did not work with top multinational companies like Delloitte and retired as Treasurer of Mobil. They avoided all those ones but are clawing on straws about his primary and secondary education.

They keep doing the same thing every time, yet expected a different result. You will think the voyage they took in 2014/15 chasing Buhari's certificate would have taught them a lesson in how not to chase shadows but face real issues by challenging the capacity of candidates to govern. Asking critical questions about how BAT planned to turn the economy around etc and other very germane issues expected of very demanding citizens. But na lie...they must all chase shadows.

A matter that the almighty late Gani Fawehimi, SAN pursued in court in 2000 and LAHA investigated and nothing came out of it is what you guys are carrying around almost 20 years after and you think you can use that to stop Tinubu. I dare you all to use that fake document you are posting around to sue him! Guess who was Tinubu’s lawyer when this matter was trashed 20 years ago? Equally fiery Femi Falana, SAN.

A lot of you don't even know how it was difficult in the past to get funding for a secondary school education. My father passed secondary school entrance examination twice to the popular Christ school, Ado Ekiti but could not attend because his father could not afford the tuition. That was the experience of most of our parents and that of Tinubu’s generation.

May father did not have secondary school education but later in life has multiple degrees from the University of Ibadan and retired as an English Lecturer. My Uncle, who died recently also did not see the four walls of a secondary school but ended up with a PhD from University of Ife. My other Uncle who might be reading this, also did not attend a secondary school but ended up at London Polytechnic in the 70s and later with a FG scholarship attended Norfolk State University, Virginia to study Mechanical Engineering. He also retired as a Lecturer from the Polytechnic, Ibadan.

Now, the question is, how did they all get the requirements to enter University? A lot of you thought it's like nowadays when only what you need to get admission into tertiary institution is a WAEC and Jamb. In the past, there are different routes to gain admission into the University. Some is by doing correspondence courses which earns you required point average for University admissions.

These are brilliant folks who for lack of money were not able to attend conventional schools and attend University the way you all understand it nowadays. But it did not stop them from forging ahead to do all what was necessary to reach the peak of thier educational pursuit.

In fact, in the past, your years of experience in certain line of job after your Modern school certificate (many don't even know what a modern school is) and ability to write an essay in that line and an entrance exam set by the University can earn you admission to study a course in that line where you have worked for 10 years. Your years of experience in that field earn you points to be considered fit for admission once you can aso pass the entrance exam. Some, it is a teacher's training certificate and doing well in university entrance exam that earned them university admission.

You think Tinubu is a fool? A man would wait all these years, working and running around to build a political war machine and would not have all areas covered? What did not stop him to become governor in 1999, you think you can now use that to stop him in 2022/23? Do you guys ever think deeply at all?

Tinubu attended Richard J. Daley College in Chicago in US where he obtained his High school diploma...they don't do WAEC in the US. Get that straight into your medulla oblagatta.

What you get as a certificate after completion is known as high school diploma not waec. This can be earned within 2, 3 or 4 years depending on your brilliance and your grade. Click the link below to see how many years Tinubu spent to earn a brilliant grade and set a record in that college.

Anyway, make una continue to dey chase shadows. Some of you need to go back home and ask elders how things are done in the past. Some don't know more than the bridge of your nose.

For those of you who are wise enough to read in order to learn click the link and read from Tinubu himself how from poverty he rose to become a toast of the Chicago State Universit y and the best graduating student of his set.

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Interesting15:
It is no longer a secret that premarital sex (or fornication) is something prominent in the circle of youths today. However, it's not only a sin, but there are also tons of terrible repercussions attached to the act. The Bible is straightforward about sexual immorality.

"Flee sexual immorality. Every sin that a man does is outside to the body, but he who commits sexual immorality sins against his own body" 1 Corinthians 6: 18

Yes, I know you have healthy sexual urges. But you must know how to be in control of yourself, hence you find yourself in trouble and get disgraced (the devil utilizes sin to disgrace people). Trust me, living holy and chaste in a corrupt society like ours is still possible, and it's very beautiful.

"Therefore put to death your members which are on the earth: fornication, uncleanness... Because of these things the wrath of God is coming upon the sons of disobedience" (Colossians 3:5,6)

Premarital sex comes with terrible spiritual repercussions too. When a person indulge in it, you give access to the devil to plunder your life ruthlessly.. And what the devil does is to "steal, kill, and destroy" (John 10:10)

"Or do you not know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit who is in you, whom you have from God, and you are not your own?" (1Corinthians 6:19)

You don't own yourself actually. Hence, you must live your life pleasing God in holiness and in truth.

There are several sexual temptations out there today. In your school, at home, there are several agents of sexual temptations. Hence, you must always avoid people, places, things, and situations that can lure you into sexual immorality.

"For you were bought at a price; therefore glorify God in your body and in your spirit which are God's" (1 Corinthians 6: 20)

When it comes to living a life of true holiness, it gets easier as you give yourself wholly to the Lord Jesus, because He will send the Holy Spirit to you, Who will help you (the Holy Spirit is our Helper). So, if you are yet to give your life to JESUS, this is another good opportunity, as tomorrow might just be too late...

Simply tell Jesus, "LORD JESUS, have mercy on me and come into my life".

"Blessed are those who do His commandments, that they may have the right to the tree of life, and may enter through the gates into the city. But outside are dogs and sorcerers and sexually immoral and murderers and idolaters, and whoever loves and practices a lie" Revelation 22:14, 15

You are blessed for honouring GOD with your body. You will be rewarded by God both here on earth and in eternity..

But if you die in sexual immorality (young people too can die anytime) or the rapture should take place now (the signs are more and more stronger), such person will be condemned into the lake of fire (where there's no more room for repentance).
Please help yourself by aligning with GOD now that you are still young.

https://www.sundayakanni.com/2022/06/about-high-rate-of-immoral-sex-amongst.html?m=1

Chopchopfine:
So tell me guys, how do you like your noodles?

evangmx:
I just lost my job like 2 months ago. I use my car to do can work. My wife works as well. And we have 2 children.

I want you to tell me the truth am I doing bad or good?

I pay all the bills at home, I still give out 15k every week for food.

But my wife still complain. I don't know what she use her salary to do. All I know is that she use to wear new cloth every Sunday and new shoes. And buys cloth for the children once in a while.

Pls tell me if am doing bad.

Olusharp:
It is funny how kids are able to handle phones these days.

Nollywood access Adesua Etomi and wife to Banky W had her share of motherhood after her one-year-old son Hazaiah handled her phone.

Adesua revealed that Hazaiah unfollowed some of her friends on her Instagram page and also block two.

The actress share screenshots of her apologising to those who were affected.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CfEeQ_uNfvw/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

micheal34:
Nigerian Muslims on Twitter have slammed a young Muslim woman over her choice of dressing.


Photos of the lady were posted on a Twitter account (Hafsa @wy_dee) on Saturday, June 18, however, it cannot be ascertained if she is the owner of the account or a catfish.

Reacting to the post, some Muslims criticised the lady for wearing 'such a dress,' saying that it's against the teaching of Qur'an.

Commenting under the post, one Abdullaziz Ibrahim said he will divorce the lady if she were his wife.

"If I 'm the husband you will get your divorce because of this dress to it to the world." he said.


"If this is called civilization, we prefer to die uncivilized, we have failed to prove the teaching of Quran and Sunnah" one Ahmad Adamu wrote.


More screenshots below:

https://voicesuit.com/nigerian-muslims-on-twitter-slammed-a-young-muslim-woman-over-her-choice-of-dressing/

Neimar:
Kanu played 87 matches and scored 12?
Lmao

Falsecars:
Me:
Only 4hrs






Lalasticlala
Seun

Beebah2000:
I am too shy in public
I dey hardly tell people my mind, I go stay dey look but my mind dey rap.
And I think too much. Jeez.....

KiNg0G:
I'm not friendly

People who don't even Know me just the sight of me they always conclude I have 2much pride and ego.
The way I walk and the way I seclude myself from people sometimes adds to it, I don't really blame them.
If you don't talk to me, I won't talk to you
I have stayed in my street for 7years now, they are about 3 neighbors I see everyday but not for once have we Said hello to each other.
They stare I stare
They walk pass, I walked pass

My spirit select's people too much, making me come of to them as been prideful.
Don't get me wrong I'm an extrovert, nice, bold And welcoming to strangers but hardly will you see me bring myself to you first.

I won't want my children to inherit this from me.

So what's yours?

Seun
Lalasticlala

Hashimyussufamao:
Nigerian Entertainers: Stoking The Flame Of Immorality

Hashim Yussuf Amao, Ibadan



Hashim Yussuf Amao
Twitter: @LegalBard

https://thenationonlineng.net/nigerian-entertainers-stoking-the-flame-of-immorality/

maureensylvia:
I have learnt over time to see all the days and years of my life as an opportunity to be the best version of myself, and that is what I am going to be doing this New Year.

Happy birthday to me.

Sehra24:
Hey Nairaland, I am Sarah isah, from jos, plateau state.

I have hospitalized since yesterday, have been critically ill, but thank God am gradually recovering. I only come here to read articles as a guest, I created this account to ask for financial assistance. I stay with my mom, lost my Dad during a crisis Here in jos. I need financial assistant of any amount to foot my financial bill.

Sarah isah
6030411911
Keystone bank

This is my first time doing this, I really need this help.
I Will even be ready for video call to confirm my situation if the need arises

Masl:
Good morning Nairalanders
Please I need your opinion and advice.
There was this girl that I met about two months ago. Though we were just normal friends for just three weeks and I noticed she really liked me which I did too and as a guy I summoned a courage to ask her out. She agreed with me and we started dating. Actually I am a child of God and I don't indulge in any form of immorality but the problem is this girl, she always make a move for kissing and romancing which has made me to fornicated with her three times and these stuffs always made me sad, felt guilty, even ashamed of myself. What can I do because I really love this girl and I don't want to leave her because she's actually the best lady out of the ladies I have ever dated.
Thank you.