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lagusboyyy:
Congrats Jose!

This is a lesson for all of us: Nobody knows tommorow,and things can change anytime.

He once looked down upon Europa League before,now he really fought hard to win a competition even lower than the one he once castigated when he was on the top.

SocialJustice:
Conan the Babarian. This guy act film sha. When that statue turned into a monster. Omo

Heeyor:
1. Ryan Giggs scoring 100+goals without a single hat-trick.
2. Sergio Ramos collecting 26 yellow cards in 38 matches.
3. Tottenham not winning the league in 58 years.
4. Lionel Messi scoring 91 goals in a single year.
5. Kanu Nwankwo playing 6 different AFCON tournaments, without scoring a single goal.
6. Lewandowski scoring 5 goals in 9 minutes.
7. Lingard not registering a single shot on target in 25 matches.
8. Eric Bailly’s shot that went outside the stadium.
9. Liverpool reaching 97 points without winning the league.
10. Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Christiano Ronaldo scoring a goal in every minute of a football match during their careers.
11. Sadio Mane scoring a hat-trick in two minutes.
12. Zinedine Zidane not getting caught offside throughout his career.
13. Real Madrid winning 3 consecutive UCL trophies.
14. Harry Kane scoring over 150 goals without winning any trophy.
15. Phillip Lahm not getting a single red card throughout his career.
16. Aaron Sweswe playing the whole 90 minutes of a football match without kicking a ball.
Which of these records is harder to break?

elhafeez:
Frank Khalid said " Funny story about me and my friend Arsenal & Nigerian legend Kanu Nwankwo. Chelsea Football Club was playing Arsenal at Stamford Bridge in 2000. Kanu scored a 15 minute hattrick to win the game for Arsenal. Following day I was at my Elbrook cash and carry in Mitcham & guess who walked in, Mr Kanu himself to shop at my cash and carry. He saw my Chelsea shirt that I was wearing & burst out laughing. I forgave him for that & the hattrick he scored & remained friends ever since.
Our Kanu Nwankwo is a wicked. We Nigerian Chelsea fans forgive him

DeutschJunge:
Thank you for your reply.
Yes, you are right and I have thought about that, that is why I also try to look for a medical doctor. That way it is easier to explain to her and she would understand (based on her profession), even if she is ignorant, she can always do quick a research and she will understand.

The problem is most women think the can change you when you fall in love with them. They will form understanding at the beginning, down the line they will now start trying to change and tamper with default settings.

Secondly, women like their partner to be someone they can goof around and be all silly with. Basically, laugh and play like kids. That’s what keeps, maintains and in most cases increase their love for a man. I am VERY stiff! So, the thought that a woman will be managing you, rather than love you is just scary!

Thirdly, I was watching a documentary today about “ ghislaine maxwell” (of you don’t know her, google it). It is so obvious that if you are rich, it goes a long way to making a woman(some) love you, even if you are the worst person in the world. I am not yet on the level of buy luxury items for a woman, besides I don’t want that kind of love.

Your brother is a very lucky man to find a very understanding wife.

antibullshit:
Before I even read this thread I knew many people would say toyota. Toyota lovers won't let us rest! They talk as if toyotas don't need maintenance and forget that toyotas especially their beloved corolla are not high performance cars and are dull to drive ! They are mass produced and cheap compared to mercedes bmw lexus etc. If you can afford a benz or beamer do not buy a toyota because its far less exciting to drive . Im on my 7th bmw and loving it! Nigeria's economy is the main reason why corollas are everywhere but if you can afford to ,enjoy your life as much as possible . The driving experience is not the same with a performance car!

paulolee:
playing out from UCL isnt the same with starting from Europa...know this and know peace

paulolee:
the guy is good...he should pls reject deals from Europa candidates like arsenal n united...make dm play UCL football first

Ndibuna:
Women in Nigeria simply are praying for husband as a means of financial breakthrough since the country is hard. It has nothing to do with love

Women naturally don't seem to need men when they make money so the bottom line is poverty.

thorpido:
Moral decadence and social media...ease of hooking up.
The biggest problem I think is a lack of love on the husbands' part.The sex especially is poor or rarely happens.

igbowoman:
Her husband should be arrested.He aided in her death.
Apparently he is still continuing his love affair with Jennifer and lied to his wife that she was a friend instead of a lover.

ThinkSmarter:
I like that dark skinned lady.
Good height and beautiful

Sugarmariner:
she's a wise woman but her decision came a bit too late, mama shift make we see road

kaydee007:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/529874-2023-ill-end-banditry-in-six-months-wike.html

KingOfTheDamned:
I know Jennifer personally. She is Jacinta's younger sister... Jacinta stays in gwarinpa not maitama... They are both runs girls but Jacinta has 3 kids for different men...

Even back then Jennifer was someone who keeps malice and can hurt anyone if you try to run her down.. she was trying to have one girl killed back then and I cautioned her about such thoughts ..

Not surprised she ended up this way

jackals:
I'm not with any man. Men have an habit of underating you when you show them how much you care. Between, I just wanted to see how consistent he is. I just dropped an SMS for him on his local number hoping he reply.

DaveHarry:
https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/florida-passenger-lands-plane/index.html

muykem:
They want to mess up GEJ.

Znation:
Hello nairalanders!

What are your top 5 most favorite romantic song?

Mine is;

1. Whitney Houston: I will always love you.

2. Celine Dion: To love you more.

3. Westlife: flying without wings.

4. Brym Adams: breaking my heart.

5. Elton John: sacrifice,

Keep the list going, so i can update my playlist!

gozmok1:
PETER OBI WAS A GUEST OF BEREKETE FAMILY TODAY. BEREKETE IS AN ABUJA RADIO 101.1 FM PHONING PROGRAM ANCHORED BY A MAN WITH STUDIO NAME; ORDINARY PRESIDENT. TRUE TO THE NAME OF THE PROGRAM ANCHOR HE PETER OBI THE GUEST, TURNED TO AN ORDINARY PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA. BELOW ARE SOME OF OBI'S SOUND BITES WHICH CAUTH ME SHADING TEARS AND WEEPING FOR NIGERIA. I WONDER IS NIGERIA CAN AFFORD TO MISS PETER OBI'S PRESIDENCY.

1. It is a mark of irresponsibility that our children are at home and we are campaigning - Peter Obi

2. We bought our tickets at 40million/100 million. Can Nigerians demand from candidates their annual in come taxes - Peter Obi

3. Nigeria is chairing 18 billion dollars from oil revenue while Malaysia is making 50 billion dollars from Diaspora remittance - Peter Obi

4. By 2030 the whole world will be in dire need of computer engineers and health professionals to the tune of 10 million people and our children are wasting at home - Peter Obi

5.Kwamen Nkuruma University Ghana is the best university in Africa and one of the best 50 in the world in science and Technology study - Peter Obi

6. If I become the President education in primary and secondary schools will be free while Tertiary education will not be free - Peter Obi

7. My first three priority as President will be education, education and education - Peter Obi

8. I will invest and invest in education and export graduates and increase diaspora remittance from 20 billion dollars - Peter Obi

9. As Governor of Anambra State I paid all Corps members serving in schools 4,000 naira on 24th of every month as stipend - Peter Obi

10. As Governor I paid every citizen of Anambra above age of 70 and residing in rural area a stipend of 5,000 naira every month - Peter Obi

11. When I assumed office as Governor, I discovered the that Anambra State have governor's Lodge at Abuja. I renovated the building and donated it to United nations free of charge. It eliminated our cost of maintenance and till today UN has been supporting Anambra State Government - Peter Obi

12. You can fight insecurity in two ways, natural insecurity is fought by creating job and institutional insecurity will be fought with Technology - Peter Obi

13. There is nothing like security vote in our constitution. What we have is contingency vote which should be max 4% of expenditure - Peter Obi

14. As Governor they brought security vote of 12.5 billion for approval annually. From there I gave each primary school in the sate 5 million each, secondly school 10 million each and supported five school of nursing and midwifery to get accreditation. Gave about 500 first class graduates from Anambra each 1 million Naira. All cost the state 10 billion. The remaing 2.5 billion was used as security vote which covered payment of security personnel at communities, bought vehicles for 200 communities in Anambra - Peter Obi

15. To create jobs banks must be made to give certain percentage of loans to SMEs - Peter Obi

16. I have a 28 years old son who works in UK and he has no car. He has to earn and buy himself a car - Peter Obi

17. My 30 years old daughter is a teacher in a secondary school and she is happy doing her work - Peter Obi

18. Throughout my 8 years as Governor, nobody of Obi family served in my government. I was the one elected and none of them. I take all responsibility of governance - Peter Obi

19. If as President, I don't steal, my wife and children don't steal, Corruption would have been cut by 50% - Peter Obi

20. The youths you neglect today will take a revenge on you tomorrow. #TAKE BACK YOUR COUNTRY# - Peter Obi. etc etc etc.

Christane:
sometimes I wonder why people impersonate being a soldier ...what is the joy about it

Joeyfizzo:
Her viral load must be low to have lived for 18 years and still chubby......he won't contact the Virus....I have had unprotected sex wit a chubby girl with HIV in 2011, she was strictly on her drugs....I don't have the virus...now it's 2022....she still lives with the virus till date....she cannot infect another person. Once she stops taking her drugs OYO is her case.

Dreadlock69:
I'm presently listening to " let me down slowly" by Alec Benjamin

If you leaving bby let me down slowly

Threesha:
From DM

RedpillAnalyst:
Fornicating in a car with a jinxed plate number
EPE 666 GE

Aonkuuse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KuSFbUn1JM



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