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IyaTola:
As shared by Gold-Olufadi Shakirat @skinandall_
, A Physician, Dermatologist & Genitourinary medicine specialist.



https://twitter.com/skinandall_/status/1343554372693843970

Wow. It's just 9 days till 2020 is finally over!!

However, I think it's also important to know exactly how you managed your finances, addiction, relationship and temper.

As for me, I had to quit a toxic relationship, emancipated myself from the shackles of gambling; which resulted to financial gains and peace of mind.

What about you?

cassidy1996:
kudos, but this their papa go strict gan!

Diffpussies:
6; Maths

"Aaaaah" I hated maths and every maths teacher's many of you understand that feelings the worst thing is that they never missed classes lol. And they asked randomly questions and if you failed it sorry for you.

I never loved maths

streetpaddy:
We know you have been eyeing that bone straight wig on your timeline for about a month now. You have sent it to all your men and women and they are all airing you. In fact, even anon is suddenly quiet. All of this shame and disgrace for what? Ordinary bone straight? That is why we have compiled a list of things you can sell so you can buy it for yourself.

1) Kidney
You have two of them for a reason dear, and one kidney is going for about a hundred to two hundred thousand dollars on the black market. Do with this information what you will.

2) Nigeria
Look, we all know this country is moving one kind. You can put it on Jiji for about 60 million naira. That is more than enough.

3) Your actual hair
Do you even need hair on your head when you can have a 24 inches bone straight wig? You can even calculate how much your hair is worth here. Make the right choice today.

4) Eggs
No, not the kind you fry for breakfast. Donating eggs can earn as much as twenty five thousand dollars. How much is the bone straight again?

5) Lagos
In case Nigeria is too much to sell, have you thought of selling Lagos state? Put it for sale for like 20 million. Maybe whoever buys it will finally fix the traffic issue.

6) Your mansion in heaven
With the world’s population, how are we sure everyone that goes to heaven will find mansion? Why not just sell yours now. Heaven might be eternal, but so is drip. Also, did you not see Jesus’ hair on Earth? The original bone straight.

7) Your partner
Shebi they have refused to buy you bone straight? Sell them!!! Let them be useful.

https://www.zikoko.com/her/7-things-you-can-sell-for-a-bone-straight-wig/

paulolee:
arsenal are too poor but they would surely escape relegation...arsenal are too big for that..

JONSYN7154:
You see these words "my ex is not my enemy " has destroyed so many marriage and relationship.

Exes are biggest threat to every relationship and marriage, yes they are not your enemy but they are something one needs to avoid then if you two meets by chance then you can greet ,gist and walk away.

Many women with such mentality "my ex is not my enemy "therefore I want to go to his place and invite him to my wedding, from there" can I get a last hug?

That was how they ended up in bed, from ordinary hug it turned to kissing, this is how many married woman got pregnant for their exes.

Many will be saying that they are matured spiritually to handle such, but forgot what the Bible said in 1 Corinthians 10:12 ...

Men on the other hand usually have the same mentality too, she is just a friend this and that...they forgot most times we fall in love with someone you didn't intend falling in love with by simply spending time with them, it may start as casual friends ,colleague e.t. c by spending time together you start seeing the beautiful qualities of the person that you don't know, from there intimate feeling can start building up.

When you are in a relationship/marriage you should respect your spouse feelings, and stop all this "we are just friends.

Yes that you are married or in a relationship doesn't mean you aren't allowed to make friends but know your limits..

Have this in mind �
What a man doesn't want to eat he shouldn't take it close to his nose, because the nice aroma might be tempting to resist ��

MrToothBrush:
With just 5 days to Christmas chickens are everywhere already. Today after church, me and my siblings were passing by a poultry and we decided to branch and check the chickens

We asked for the price and the last price was 7000! Yes 7000 per Chicken. I was amazed because during Easter, early this year, I had bought the same size of chicken for just 3000 and 3500 respectively. Although the ones we priced today were very big and heavy I just wonder how something that cost between 3000 and 3500naira could suddenly sky rocket to 7000 naira per chicken. Who else has noticed this increase.

What's the cost of chicken in your area ??

Christianos:
How many matches does Arteta have to lose before he's fired?

This team is going nowhere. The players are clueless, and there's no help from the bench.

No excuses! Another Manager will do better with this same set of players.

kokkubabboni421:
Exactly
My man you dan old ooh to fit watch that opera

emmanuelbrown26:
I have a slot of 1 month visa to Dubai.
If interested mention me
Pls Note: U will only pay after everything

Silentgroper:
Jason statham's mother

kokkubabboni421:
They remind me of the soap opera “PASSIONS”

Well my best character then was chad and Whitney

CuteMike01:
If you ever had the opportunity to date a celebrity of your choice , who would that be and why? For me I would choose Arianna grande. That girl is too sweet. No blame me o. Na her type I dey like .

Over to you which celeb would you like to date?

Modified : Pls share your reasons along side your crushes to keep the vibe alive. By the way pictures speak louder than words. Thanks

psucc:
And if I may ask, who foot the bills?

Remember what happened to FFK after answering the same question. So be cautious!

Slyzen:
Plastic fan spotted. I started supporting Liverpool since 2004 and never looked back. Went through the 'Hodgson shame' and the 'Bodgers' disappointment, but still came out unscathed thanks to the magic of jurgen

donogaga:
With tears in my EYES, I QUIT

It is over! Canada based famous Gunner declares!

Dear Arsenal fans Worldwide

With a heavy heart and with eyes soaked in tears, I Adewale Ajayi and my entire family have decided to dissociate ourselves totally from this club called ARSENAL FC, as we move on in search of better passion and pastures.

The last few months have left us with regrets and shame as we have watched this club continue a steady decline with no hope of a better tomorrow.

We are an ambitious group and we can no longer remain in a ship that is obviously sinking due to the ineptitude of a grade D coach and some below average clowns they call players.

We have watched with absolute dismay and disdain the fall of our beloved Arsenal and we do not want to be counted among failures.

For these reasons we have agreed to quit and move on with our hearts and health intact. We cannot afford to hurt our happiness any further. On behalf of all of us, I commit this taboo, I stepped on the Arsenal badge.

WE JOINTLY QUIT!

JOINTLY SIGNED
By the Ajayi Family

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3910966665614473&id=100001035351245

lekki1444:
wh are the 1st 2nd and 3rd

Tripitaka:
There are some though who I believe are honest with their age. What beats me is why a footballer will retire around 34 to 35 considering they have everything to enable them play into their 40s. Unless age is against them, you know one can't cheat nature.

Nb: I wonder why my OP was edited to add a picture that doesn't even strengthen my argument

Nazgul:
Cute family.

But why are his kids so young did he marry late or is this his second or third marriage?

CalliDora1:
Your numbers 1, 2 and 3 is a fat lie. Constant checking on a girl will make her form a bond quickly and love you more than trying to be scarce because so many others will be trying to woo her at the same time. So, the one who marks the register every morning, makes an impression that will earn him her heart.

Someone tried to form scarce for me recently, I just blocked him.

Also telling a woman you love her helps her quickly make her choice from the numerous guys. So while you're there forming, I won't tell her yet, another smart guy has done so and you know we ladies are moved by what we hear. So??


You only got close with your last point. Yes, guys who give up quickly might just be missing a girl who truly wants them but just wants to see if he can fight to have her for keeps.

addictiv:
Reading comments here show that poverty has really altered the mindset of many Nigerians. One thing I have learnt is in life there re no right or wrong decisions, you make a decision and put in the work everyday to make it the right decision for you.

Naijautonews:
Being stuck in mud can be a nightmare! That is why it's wise that you know how to get your car out of mud to continue with your journey! Find out more here!
One of the worst things that can happen to a driver during the rainy season or when driving off-road is to have your car stuck in mud. Not only will your car get dirty but you'll be disorganized and trying to get out might damage some components of your vehicle.

You might misjudge how deep the muddy path is or didn't even know there was anything like that there. There's no need to dwell on how you got into the mud but rather how to get out of it. This article by Naijauto is meant to give you a thorough guide on how to get your car out of mud, so your car doesn't sink deeper and you don't end up spending the entire on one spot while making little or no progress.

https://file.naijauto.com/2019/06/29/e7s3bOTK/car-in-mud-324e.jpg
With the right tools, you can get your car out of mud even with no assistance

1. Try driving backward
Once you are driving forward and your car gets stuck, don't keep trying to accelerate further. It only makes your wheels sink deeper. Let's not forget that you will keep splashing mud all over the doors, trunk, bonnet, windows, and engine of the vehicle. Therefore, what you should do immediately you notice your car can't move forward in to try reversing.

Do not turn off the engine. Simply place your gear on R and drive backwards. Perhaps the road leading to the mud is better than the one leading out of it. Hence driving in reverse should work. If you're able to move backwards for a bit and get stuck again, try forging forward at a faster acceleration. You'll likely get out of the mud and head on with your journey.

2. Provide traction for your wheels
The reason your car stays stuck is that there's no traction between the wheels and the road you're on. You need to provide some traction then.

There are gigantic thick metal wires that are sold online. You can buy those and keep in your trunk for times when you get stuck. When you tie the wire through the wheels and tyre, it creates some sort of bump when that area rotates and touches the ground. This makes your car move forward or backwards one way or the other.

https://file.naijauto.com/2019/07/01/u0GUC7wC/car-in-mud-fab4.jpg
Back the car up, hopefully, you undo getting stuck in mud

Other materials you can use for traction are you car floor mats, thick leaves (not grasses please), gravels or small stones and blankets. What you do is to place them close to the tyre, underneath, so your wheels can roll over them. They might get slightly sunk in the mud, but will provide traction for you to get out of that spot. If you can find a lot of these materials, you can create a path for your vehicle to drive on. When safe, you can always go back to get your mats and clean them.

3. Get people to push it for you
When you have tried the first DIY method and it doesn't work or you don't get the materials for the second, it's time to use some manpower. If you're lucky enough to be driving with some friends, they can all come out to push the vehicle backwards or forward - depending on which path gives you more traction. If you don't have passengers with you, find locals around that can help.

First of all, try to make the car lighter. There's actually a possibility you got stuck due to the weight of the car. A sedan weighs about 1,800 kg on an average while an SUV weighs about 3,000 kg. Imagine driving that with bags of rice, spare tyre, tools and even humans. It adds close to another thousand kilograms. That's why emptying the car helps. Afterwards, you can get in and have them push towards the direction with better traction. This is usually the most common way to get a car out of mud in Nigeria.

https://file.naijauto.com/2019/07/08/BJhh921a/car-stuck-in-mud-61bc.jpg
The car getting stuck is just the responsibility of all the occupants

4. Get it towed out
This is pretty much the last resort. Nigerians feel a car only gets towed when it's been involved in an accident. Well, that shouldn't always be the case. When your car is stuck in mud, you can request for a towing van to come to get it out for you. There are usually areas in the front and rear of your vehicle where they can attach their towing chain and pull your car out.

However, you will need to put your car on neutral gear and control it while it's been towed. It's really not rocket science. Simply reduce the weight as well. Alternatively, you can get another vehicle to help you tow it out. If you have a thick and strong belt or chain, you can attach it to both tyres and that should work. With all these tips on how to get your car out of mud, you should be calm when it happens as you already have the best tricks at your fingertips. However, avoid muddy areas and drive carefully when in a wet area.

8 SUVs that are perfect for rough terrain (from cheapest to most expensive): https://naijauto.com/car-buying-and-selling/suvs-for-rough-terrain-4222

Dyt:
https://news.sky.com/story/gerard-houllier-former-liverpool-and-france-manager-dies-aged-73-12161041?awc=11005_1607947948_8a51af0eb6bd1cdff02383e1aef29788&dcmp=afc-226931-na-na-longtail&dclid=CNvmgfO4ze0CFYUW4AodqPwDmQ